And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 472. Steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hey. I can feel the energy here. Thank you very, very much, everybody. Welcome. Welcome, welcome to the tonight show. This is it. Youre here. [ cheers and applause ] you made it. Youre at the show. You are the show. Heres what people are talking about here. Its the big New York Times expose on donald trump that reveals what they fear is some pretty questionable interactions with women. Including claims that when trump ran the miss usa pageant, he would frequently rate womens appearances right to their faces while they just stood there. [ light laughter ] which is really sexist. And also pretty much the definition of any beauty pageant. [ cheers and applause ] they kind of thats what happens, right . Youre the runner up. The article makes the point that Donald Trumps hired many women to run his businesses and even quotes him as saying, a good woman is better than ten good men. [ laughter ] and hillary was like, thanks for the new campaign slogan. [ cheers and applause ] appreciate that. I owe you. Thanks, man. Meanwhile, a restaurant in lithuania is stirring up controversy by displaying a a mural on its wall that shows donald trump kissing vladimir putin. [ light laughter ] trump said hes not mad that it shows him kissing a man, hes mad that it shows him kissing someone over 40. [ laughter and applause ] i dont like it. No. Take it down. Build a different wall. Different wall. [ laughter ] bored of the first one. Get this, in a recent interview, ben carson suggested that donald trump is considering sarah palin as his running mate. America is like, hey, if were going to do this, we might as well do this, right . [ laughter and applause ] its not going to happen. Lets just go for it, yeah. Jimmy ooh, this isnt good here. At the Nevada Democratic convention. [ light laughter ] Democratic Convention this weekend, a fight broke out between supporters of Hillary Clinton and bernie sanders. You should have seen it. There were npr tote bags everywhere. [ laughter and applause ] i mean, this was a nightmare. [ laughter and applause ] sources say it was a close fight but hillary supporters were able to win by 1 . Oh, wow. [ laughter and applause ] heres a local story. A group of alleged mobsters were just arrested in new york and their nicknames included grandpa, baldy, lazy eye and fat sal. [ laughter ] which are the same nicknames trump gave his possible running mates. [ laughter ] lazy eye. Baldy. Lets get to some sports, here. Last night was the first game of the nhls conference final between the San Jose Sharks and the st. Louis blues. And two players got into a a fight. It was pretty unusual. Ive never seen this. Check this out. In front of the bench right here. David backes and joe thornton. Both guys grabbing each others beards. Joe saying mine is bigger. Davids like mines growing. Jimmy yeah. Thats sort of how i imagine lumberjacks saying hello. Hey, hows it going. [ laughter and applause ] pull each others beards. Brawny jimmy oh, this is nice here. I saw that Carolina Panthers quarterback cam newton will star in a new nickelodeon show helping kids achieve their lifelong dreams. Or, almost achieve their lifelong dreams but then blow it when the pressures on. [ audience oohs ] [ laughter and applause ] steve oh, hey. Oh. Jimmy you know you liked that one. [ laughter ] hey, guys, i saw the angry birds movie comes out this weekend. Yeah, theyre saying the birds in the movie are angry because, mostly because the movie didnt come out two years ago. [ laughter and applause ] steve really . Really . [ light laughter ] jimmy check this out. Next star wars movie currently filming in ireland. You can tell theyre filming star wars in ireland when darth vader is, luke, i am your father and her father and his father and his father, too. These children over here, we had a thing. [ laughter and applause ] this is interesting here. I read that the u. S. Currently has the largest number of Older Workers in history, with 12 saying they dont ever plan on retiring. Yeah. Heres what a few of them had to say about it. First worker said, you dont just stop being a Forklift Operator because you could no longer see or hear properly. [ laughter and applause ] steve right. Jimmy this next worker said, im not going to let a a little thing like turning 87 keep me from being a what am i again . Oh, yeah, commercial airline pilot. [ laughter and applause ] and finally, this last person said, screw retiring. Im still trying to get my job. [ laughter and applause ] we have a great show tonight. Give it up for the roots. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh guys, its monday. We are so happy to be back. We have a big week of shows coming up. Tomorrow night, the one, the only, miley cyrus will be here. [ cheers and applause ] steve shes the best. Jimmy i love miley cyrus. Steve a delight. Jimmy then on wednesday, zac efron will be stopping by. [ cheers and applause ] hes got neighbors 2 coming out. Its good. Were going to play a little game of water war with zac. Plus later this week, seth rogen and Billy Crystal will be joining us. So its a fun week. [ cheers and applause ] a lot of good people here. But first, joining us tonight, one of the funniest and most talented dudes out there. He and his comedy group the lonely island have a big new movie coming out the first week of june called popstar never stop never stopping. [ light laughter ] thats the name of the film. Popstar never stop never stopping. Andy samberg is here, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] steve andy jimmy we love andy. Andy and i are going to play a a game of catchphrase later with a couple of awesome special guests. So stick around for that. Plus, we have supermodel gigi hadid is dropping in. [ cheers and applause ] how fun. And weve got some good music from the kills, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] guys, were excited. As i said, andy samberg is he today. His new movie popstar never stop never stopping comes out. It never stops coming out june steve really . [ light laughter ] its never stops never stopping. Jimmy june 3rd is when it never stops never stops. So earlier today, me, the roots and the guys from lonely island got together and went on a a boat. Well, sort of. Our boat just happened to have some classroom instruments in it. Check this out. Aw shirts get the towels ready its about to go down everybody in the place hit the funky deck but stay on your monkey funky toes oh im on a boat im on a boat everybody look at me because im sailing on a boat oh im on a boat im on a boat take a good hard look at the mother hunking boat im on a boat take a look at me straight floating on the boat on the deep blue sea busting five knots wind whipping out my coat you cant stop me cause im on a boat take a picture trick im on a boat rick we drinking santana champ cause its so crisp i got my swim trunks and my flippy floppys im flipping burgers you at kinkos straight flipping copies im ridin on a dolphin doing flips and tricks the dolphins splashing getting everybody all wet but this aint sea world this is real as it gets im on a boat mommy daddy dont you ever forget im on a boat and its going fast and i got a nautical theme pashmina afghan im the king of the world on a boat like leo if youre on the shore then you sure not me oh get the hunk up this boat is real im on a boat micky dicky eff trees i climb buoys micky dicky im on the deck with my boys micky dicky the boat engine make noise micky dicky hey ma if you could see me see me now arms spread wide on the starboard bow starboard bow gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow like Kevin Garnett anything is possible id never thought id be on a boat lets go its a big blue watery road poseidon look at me i never thought id see the day with a big boat coming my way believe me when i say i [ bleep ] a mermaid [ laughter ] im on a boat im on a boat everybody look at me cause im sailing on a boat im on a boat im on a boat take a good hard look at the mother hunking boat [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our thanks to the lonely island. Stick around. Well be right back with andy samberg. [ cheers and applause ] tmobile does data, differently. While the other guys gouge you for every bit of data you use. Now, tmobile lets you stream all the video and music that you want from your favorite services. Free without using one bit of your lte data. Plus, you can roll your unused data forward. Nobody does data like tmobile. So switch today and get 4 lines for just 30 bucks each. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our first guest this evening is an emmy and golden globe Award Winning actor and onethird of the comedy group the lonely island, who created so many awesome digital shorts on saturday night live, and has a very funny new movie coming out friday, june 3rd called popstar never stop never stopping. Please welcome back to the show our Pal Andy Samberg [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hey hey, now. Jimmy you look sharp, pal, good to see you. Thanks, you look good, too. Jimmy thank you so much. Two men complimenting each other. Yeah, just two adult men looking good. Jimmy whats the problem . Two handsome dudes telling each other how handsome they are. Comedy handsome. [ laughter ] jimmy comedy handsome, yeah. Thank you for doing that classroom instruments bit with us. You and the boys. Thanks for having us. Tariq got a little dirty in there i saw. Jimmy yeah, sorry about that. Tariq, yeah, he goes off script sometimes. He was laughing because theres a lot of mfs in that song. We had to clean it up. Yeah. Jimmy we cleaned it up, which is good. Did you hear the mickey fickies . Jimmy thats making me laugh, because i never heard that as a substitute for the other word. On basic cable in the bay area growing up, they would play do the right thing, the classic film, and they would have to clean it up for, you know, regs tel. Jimmy regular television . Regular television. [ laughter ] jimmy regs tel. The one we always remembered and quoted was radio raheem trying to get his battery scene, and theres a lot of mfers in that scene, but they changed it to, d, mickeyficky, d. Jimmy yeah. And the shop owner guys like, mickeyficky you. [ laughter ] mickeyficky me, mickeyficky you. We were always imagining spike lee at home watching it just crying, like wahh jimmy what did they do to my movie . My masterpiece jimmy oh, my gosh. I got to say, speaking of a a masterpiece, i loved popstar. Thanks. Jimmy i loved this movie so much. Its my Favorite Movie ive seen this year. Thanks. Jimmy it is jam packed with comedy. From the beginning to the end, you cant fit anymore comedy. And its not one of those movies where it goes on a a little bit too long. Its perfect. Its a perfect amount of movie. You go, i want more of this. I love you. Jimmy no, i swear it was every single thing. If you love any lonely island songs or any of that stuff. It is basically youre in a boy band called the style boys. Yeah. Jimmy and you had some hits. Uhhuh. Jimmy and then your character goes solo. Yeah. Jimmy because he started getting a little bit too much attention, a little big headed maybe. Yeah. I mean, a little bit. Jimmy yeah. Theres so many cameos and funny people. I dont want to ruin anything for anybody. You go conner4real is your name. Yeah, my characters name is conner4real. [ laughter ] jimmy it was conner at one point. Well, his actual name is conner friel, friel. And he was like, hold up, i got an idea. Conner4real. Jimmy connor4real. Yeah, yeah. Jimmy so hes conner, the number four, real. And you go solo and try to launch this record called connquest, right . Right, conn, conner. Jimmy yeah, so theres im telling you, theres a a thousand jokes in this movie. How many songs did you record for this . We recorded theres like 28 tracks on the soundtrack, but we only used like 15 in the movie. So theres a ton of extra stuff on the album. Jimmy its like the best. Like the funniest music videos. If you like im on a boat, any of that stuff, d in a a b. You can say box. Jimmy i could say box, but i dont want [ laughter ] tim meadows, before i forget. Yeah. Jimmy because man, oh, man, is he funny. Hes your manager. He plays my manager, yeah. Jimmy and you said he was in the band tony, toni, tone. Tony. Jimmy yeah, and he was another extra [ laughter ] tony, toni, tone, tony. Jimmy hes an extra tony. Tony with a question mark at the end. And so its tony, toni, tone tony . Jimmy tony . [ laughter ] and he was thrown out. And he disagreed, so yeah, they kicked him out. Jimmy its a thousand jokes. This one, i dont know if we well, i cant talk about it but youre getting swamped at a a limousine and youre getting in an argument. I cant really get into it, right . Its pretty inappropriate. Jimmy its pretty inappropriate. [ light laughter ] but i can talk about it now and then we wont air it. All right, you can cut it out . Jimmy yeah. Theres a scene where like [ cheers ] we have to know, we have to know. It really made me laugh. Its you and akiva getting into an argument. Like, you changed. No, i didnt. And like, these fans are coming up to your limousine, and you can see them on the other side of the glass, and this girl picks her shirt up and then hes like, what is that . Youre like, yeah, thats what my life is dude. [ laughter ] you dont know what my life and as youre doing this, a man comes down and pulls [ laughter ] and you dont realize it, but you keep pointing at it. Youre like, this is what im all about. 24 7, man. [ laughter and applause ] dude, i lost it. Ive never seen anything like that. It gets crazier from there. It was an interesting shoot. [ laughter ] jimmy it was definitely an interesting shoot. And you guys have been out doing all this press for the movie. Yeah. Jimmy and you brought something tonight thats a a surprise for our audience. Yes. So lonely island kind of made a a little gift for you, actually. You know, they put you on these press tours, you go like, state to state, and you go to colleges and you do junket days. And we were like, we need something to sort of keep our sparks flying a little. Something exciting to do during the interviews. So we turned it into a game where we would try and mention you as much as possible without anyone sort of knowing thats what we were doing. Because i knew i was coming here at the end of everything, and then i can show it to you. So we put it together. Jimmy are you kidding me . This is awesome. These are all real. These are all different interviews. Each ones different. Jimmy im freaking out. All right, lonely islands here. Check this out. When wed be writing, wed always say, you know, its like, jimmy fallon always says, if you think it, put it in the show. You know what jimmy fallon says, he always says, truth is stranger than not truth. Its a weird way of phrasing it, but thats jimmy. Jimmy fallon has this saying, which is, never [ bleep ] on a volcano. He always says, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what jimmy fallon says . You ask for the job you want in tracksuits. I havent heard him say that. He says it a lot. Yeah, he says it a lot. Well, jimmy fallonlways says, wavelengths are like earth, everybodys on the same one. [ laughter ] i believe it was jimmy fallon who said, never look a gift whale in the mouth. Yeah, which we immediately tried to correct him on, but he was not happy. Yeah, he was furious. Theres no such thing as a a gift whale. You know, its like jimmy fallon always says, [ speaking Foreign Language ] [ laughter ] like jimmy fallon always says, you know, you cant teach a horse to read braille. And we try to live by that. Its like jimmy fallon always says, always wear your beanie like a smurf. Its like jimmy fallon always says, potato potato. Jimmy fallon says that . [ speaking Foreign Language ] andy samberg. Yo soy jimmy fallon . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy you did it yeah. Jimmy how do you do that . How did you do that . It makes perfect sense. In context jimmy im honored. In context, it makes perfect sense. Jimmy im honored. I want to show a clip of the film, here, and this is one of theres so many funny scenes, im telling you. It is unbelievably jam packed with comedy, but this is the one where youre trying to get like, good press almost. Yes. Jimmy and youre getting engaged to your girlfriend. Her name is ashley wednesday. Shes a big movie star. Shes in like, y. A. Franchise called cube theorum. Jimmy cube theorum . Cube theorum. Its like hunger games, maze runner, cube theorum. [ laughter ] and my character conners been getting some bad press, so he kind of wants to turn public opinion, so he decides to very publicly propose. And one thing that we learn about her is that her spirit animal is a wolf. So he tries to sort of play into that. Jimmy well also, can i say seals in this. Oh yeah, my character conner, also got seal to perform at the proposal. Jimmy and the wolves may or may not enjoy it. Heres a clip. Its popstar never stop never stopping in theaters friday, june 3rd. Check this out. Can we get the wolves to be more quiet . No. Ashley wednesday, will you marry me . Please freaking say yes girl yes yes. Okay. The wolves are loose oh, god. Run run jesus, weve got wild animals get out seal seal, come on, hurry. Are you okay . Im fine. [ bleep ] oh, seal [ bleep ] come on. [ wolf howling ] oh, my god you got him, dude. Dont worry, ive never been in this situation before. How do you think i got these scars . From wolves . Now lets get out of here. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy seal is fantastic. Hes so good. Jimmy everybodys fantastic. Andy samberg. Popstar. You got to check it out. [ cheers and applause ] want to stick around and play a a game . I would love that. 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