Miley cyrus, musical guest miley cyrus and featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove Miley Cyrus Steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, my goodness. Hi what a show we have tonight. Welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. This is it, baby. [ cheers and applause ] we have a great show tonight. Miley cyrus is here, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] hashtag. Hashtag, wait, hashtag, first first of all, i didnt say your name, i said that miley is here. Hashtag the panda, everybody. All right. All right stop please hashtag, thank you very much, but please leave, tonight is all about miley. Its a big show tonight. Shes doing two songs. We have special performances. [ cheers and applause ] we even taped something last night outside on the streets of new york. [ cheers and applause ] i was there jimmy miley cyrus wait a second. Its all me. [ cheers and applause ] it is all me. Jimmy miley cyrus it is all me, all night, jimmy. Jimmy thats what im talking about. I love you. Yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i knew that. I should have come to rehearsal. Miley cyrus, everybody. Ill see you in a few minutes. [ cheers and applause ] [ light laughter ] all right, there you go, fantastic, all right, very good. Lets lets start the show. That was no, no. [ cheers and applause ] it would be it would be rude to make our guest do the dance one more time. [ cheers and applause ] lets get to some news here. We love you. I saw that today is president trumps 71st birthday. Thats right. When his staff saw him coming, they turned out the lights and hid until he went away. And they go, whew, so close. [ laughter and applause ] we almost had to we almost had to say happy birthday. Thats right. Trump turned 71 today. He got a lot of birthday cards from different people. And we actually got our hands on a few of them. Lets take a look at these. For example, heres one from vladimir putin. [ light laughter ] his card says, it sounds like you had a great party. Inside it says, based on our recordings from the oval office. [ laughter and applause ] you were listening . Steve they have listening device apparently. Jimmy next one is from sean spicer. It says, today im toasting to you. And inside it says, because youre the reason i drink every day. [ laughter and applause ] and he goes thats nice. Heres one from al gore. It says, warmest wishes. [ light laughter ] open it up, it says, due to climate change. And you got to look at the levels of the water this next one is from Jeff Sessions. It says, today i have only one thing to say to you. Open up, it says, i cant recall. I just i just cant recall. Steve Jeff Sessions. Jimmy and finally heres one from george w. Bush. It says, heres to you. And inside it says, for making me look like president of the century. [ cheers and applause ] there you go. Not bad, its a good card. And during his testimony yesterday, attorney general Jeff Sessions said that he hasnt been asked to do anything illegal by trump since taking office. Then he said, and frankly, im starting to feel a little left out. [ laughter and applause ] i mean, listen, what did i do wrong . Hey, some news for parents, Sesame Workshop is teaming up with ibm to create a vocabulary learning app. Yeah, it says its for kids ages 5 to president. Steve oh, wow. [ applause ] jimmy and this is interesting here, researchers now believe that jupiter is the oldest planet in the solar system. Yeah. They learned that when jupiter emailed them from an aol account. [ laughter and applause ] and thats a dead giveaway. Thats a dead giveaway, if you have an aol account. Steve the mails online, period. Jimmy yeah, you got [ laughter ] well, get this, i read that defibrillators might soon be delivered by drones so that you can get help fast if youre having a heart attack. [ light laughter ] so if youre having chest pains, im sure youll feel way calmer when you see a giant drone driving towards you. [ laughter and applause ] that should that should just totally relax you. This clip right here, i dont know if you saw this, higgins, its going viral where an older gentleman was spotted driving around with the windows down. Hes got pretty surprising taste in music. Take a listen to this. [ laughter ] jimmy that guys uber passenger was like, oh, ill just get out here. [ laughter and applause ] ill just pay for it, no, im good, im good. You can charge it to my phone . Im good, okay, okay, cool. I saw that firefighters in connecticut gave a bride and groom a ride to their wedding reception after their bus engine caught on fire. The groom said he hasnt felt that scared since he had to tell his fiance they were taking a bus to their wedding. And he goes what . [ laughter and applause ] got a better and better deal if the limousine we got the bus for the whole month. [ light laughter ] now listen to this, a new study finds that people who play video games last longer in the bedroom. Of course they do because all theyre thinking about the entire time is video games. Steve really . [ laughter and applause ] jimmy does it say, gamers are better in the bedroom, which sounds good until you get busted reading some cheat codes, up, down, up, down, left, right, left, right [ laughter ] steve grab my wii joystick. Jimmy and finally thanks. [ laughter ] and finally, this really made me laugh, a guy in kansas who robbed a bank so that he can go to jail and can get away from his wife was just sentenced to six months of house arrest. [ laughter and applause ] marking the first guy under house arrest who is about to be someones bitch. [ laughter and applause ] there you go, everybody, we have a great show tonight. Give it up for the roots [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy we have got a giant show tonight. The one and only miley cyrus is here tonight [ cheers and applause ] shes doing malibu. [ cheers ] shes doing inspire. [ cheers ] im talking, were playing games. [ cheers ] im talking, talk were going to talk. [ cheers ] talking were going to talk steve were going to talk the talk jimmy you know me, i never talk talk. Steve no, you walk the walk. Jimmy this is talk show. I walk the walk, man. Steve and then talk walks. Jimmy exactly. Well talk about walks. And then were about to show a special video that we made together. Once again, miley cyrus is here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] its pretty cool having her here. Shes one of the biggest musicians in the world. And usually shes shes used to playing packed stadiums and stuff like that, but we thought it would be fun to try something a little different and go straight to the people. So last night, she and i went downstairs, we put on disguises and pretended to be buskers in the 50th street subway station. [ light laughter ] it was so fun. It was the first time miley had ever been in the subway in new york city. Steve oh jimmy heres what happened. Jimmy hey, guys, im here at the 50th street Subway Center right below rockefeller center. And miley cyrus and i are about to go onto the subway platform and start busking in disguise. No one knows that this is going to happen. No one knows that, its miley cyrus. Lets do this. All right, bart, lets party. [ cheers and applause ] yeehaw yeah Jolene JoleneJolene Jolene im begging of you please dont take my man Jolene JoleneJolene Jolene please dont take him just because you can you sound good there bart your beauty is beyond compare with flaming locks of auburn hair with ivory skin and eyes of Emerald Green yeehaw Jolene JoleneJolene Jolene please dont take him just because you can [ cheers and applause ] my happiness it depends on you and whatever you decide to do jolene [ cheers and applause ] Jolene JoleneJolene Jolene please dont take him just because you can [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you very, very much, everybody. Thank you. Jimmy thank you very much. [ cheers and applause ] this is miley cyrus my first time at the subway station. This is exciting [ bleep ] for me. Hop on a plane at l. A. X. With a dream in my cardigan welcome to the land of fame excess am i gonna fit in i jumped in the cab here i am for the first time look to my right and i see the Hollywood Sign this is all so crazy everybody seems so famous my tummys turning and im feeling kinda homesick too much pressure and im nervous thats when the taxi man turns on the radio and the jayz song was on and the jayz song was on and the jayz song was on so i put my hands up theyre playing my song the butterflies fly away im nodding my head like nod your head yeah moving my hips like yeah got my hands up theyre playing my song they know im gonna be okay yeah its a party in the subway hands up theyre playing my song the butterflies fly away nodding my head like yeah moving my hips like yeah my hands up theyre playing my song you know im gonna be okay oh, yeah. Yeah its a party in the usa yeah its a party in the usa [ cheers and applause ] jimmy miley cyrus, ladies and gentlemen. New york city. Thats how we do it. [ cheers and applause ] they love you, bart. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy how great is that . How great was that . We were down there we were in the subway for like seriously, thats like a whole that was what, seven minutes . Thats all it was. And it was a thousand people. It was like amazing i love i took my wig off, no real reaction. [ laughter and applause ] no, they were like, yeah, thats fine. Steve i thought that was blake shelton. Jimmy stick around. Well be right back with tonights star of the show, miley cyrus, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] find out who did this. And trust noone. [ suspenseful music playing ] someone set me up. Someone from the inside. They took everything from me. Mi6, cia. [ grunting ] everyones involved. [ gasp ] she made it out. Shes coming for us. Atomic blonde. Ah rated r. Degree ultracleardorant black white. S of clothes. No yellow stains on white clothes. No white marks on black clothes. Degree ultraclear black white. It wont let you down. 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[ cheers and applause ] jimmy we are joined right now by one of the biggest pop stars in the world and a good friend of our show. This fall she will be back on the voice, along with blake shelton, adam levine and new judge jennifer hudson. Thats right. [ cheers and applause ] shes also performing both of her new singles to close this show tonight. Please welcome the one and only miley cyrus, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy they love you. We love you. Thank you so much for being here. Thank you for taking over. Feels weird being out here and not being a panda. Im always a panda in here, though. Jimmy in here youre a panda. Yeah. Jimmy is it tiring when you do the thing whenever we make you quest was really loving it. Jimmy yeah, he really he milked it tonight, yeah. But you know you know i love it, too. I dont get to be hashtag every day. Jimmy no. Even though i think that i should. I think should be here every single day. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i would love it. On jimmy fallon as hashtag. Jimmy i would love it. I got to say, i mean, because, you know, we do the bits and all this stuff, but honestly behind the scenes and backstage, you are so great to every Single Person here. And we all love you. We really everybody. I love being here jimmy top to bottom, we love hanging out with you. [ cheers and applause ] that subway bit. So last night, i mean, youve never been in the subway in new york city. That was my first subway experience. And i will always remember it. I dont think its like anyone elses first time. Jimmy no. [ laughter ] i dont get a lot of first times anymore. Ive been kind of every crazy mascot. Ive done a lot of crazy things. Jimmy yeah. As everyone knows. And that wasnt the craziest thing ive ever done. Jimmy no, but it by even a little bit. Jimmy but youll remember it. [ light laughter ] but it was definitely memorable. Jimmy youll remember. Yeah. Yeah. Jimmy i remember i came in [ laughter ] most appropriately crazy. Jimmy but weve that whole thing really went down in realtime. That was probably we were down i mean we had a crew set up down there, with, like, hidden cameras, like yeah. Jimmy that look like iphones and stuff like that. So they said but we were down there for ten minutes, max . It was crazy. It was like and i didnt know how recognizable we really would be. I mean, you were getting called as Billy Ray Cyrus right on. [ laughter ] i think they knew jimmy no, no, no. I think you. Jimmy no, i knocked on your door. You were in disguise. They knew it was me. And they thought it was me and my dad. [ laughter ] i thought it was me and my dad. Jimmy no. And then you took it off and i was like, holy [ bleep ] my dad is jimmy fallon. Jimmy no, no thats not true im not your dad yeah. Jimmy im not your dad. Now look. Not what my mom says. Jimmy now, look. Now, look, i [ laughter ] but i did but i did knock on your dressing room door. I knocked and i go and i was in my costume as bart. Jimmy as bart. As bart. Jimmy yeah, and you were charlene. Jimmy charlene. And i went in and knocked and i go, hey. And you go, oh, gosh, i really thought you were my dad. [ laughter ] and i had just left nashville. And i thought somehow he had, like, followed me and gotten in my luggage. [ laughter ] i told him he couldnt come on this trip and there he was. Jimmy in your luggage. Yeah. He never escaped. Jimmy but we came in and i just honestly, people just love you. I never saw that type of reaction happen that fast to anyone. It was like seriously i was trying to say 20, 30 seconds into jolene because your voice is so good. And you saw that girl just walking there, like, huh . [ laughter ] i love you so much. And you know, i havent playing party in the usa for a while since, like my bangerz tour, i havent really gotten to do that and so [ cheers and applause ] it was super cool. And i had just done the gay pride parade the day before. [ cheers and applause ] so party in the usa has been getting a lot of love. And its always good, you know, for me to remember how much people really love those classic songs and inspires me to do them more. So, im excited that it makes me relove my songs because i love how much people love them. Jimmy and it wasnt even just sometimes people just know the chorus. Theyre like they knew it all. Jimmy gentlemen, sing us a song. And theyll do that. And you go every single word. I couldnt even get them more hyped up. Im like, they dont need a hype man. [ light laughter ] everyone knew every word to your song. It was honestly perfect. I was, like, super excited for the experience and again to, like, refall in love with songs that ive been singing for years and years. Its fun to sometimes you know have fun singing them because you sing them so many times. And so when you see how much they mean to other people even if its something as silly as, you know, we cant stop or party in the usa or whatever it is. Jimmy yeah. It makes people happy and thats what i like to do. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy good. And i got to say congrats on malibu. And i love malibu. [ cheers and applause ] its a great, great song. Thank you. Jimmy i love it, its just perfect. You just really you just knocked that one out of the park. Thank you so much. And tonight youre also doing inspired. Yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy and were going to talk about this. Were going to talk about this. But youve been making some headlines. And i want to ask you about this. Uhoh. Jimmy yeah, i know. [ laughter ] ive been really good lately. Jimmy yeah, you have. Ive been really good. You dont see what i do in the dressing room. Jimmy i dont its just like jimmy no. Thats not true. You know the whole thing. Jimmy no, miley, thats not at all what you do. I know, i know, i know. Jimmy because i heard and i dont know if this is true, but i think its true [ laughter ] because i didnt smell anything. You stopped smoking weed . I did. And you know what . I was just saying that you without knowing it were kind of a reason for this. Because ive always been very stoned on your shows. I dont know if you noticed. [ laughter ] so. Yeah. Its weird to be here jimmy that makes two of us. Yeah. Jimmy yeah, there you go. [ laughter and applause ] remember the last time i was here i think i was dressed as like a bunny rabbit. Jimmy yeah, you were. Then like a cat. Theres a reason for that. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah. I was high. Jimmy okay. And i dont know if this is much better, but i stopped smoking because, and you know, to sit here and to talk about what im doing, i want to be really clear because im actually the most passionate about what im doing with this record then ive been i say this every time, but i loved making this record so, so much, and this record for me at this moment is the most important album that ive ever made. So i wanted to make sure that im super clear about the way im talking. And i kept having this nightmare. It was seriously horrible. I wonder if youve had this. Not about this show. [ light laughter ] i had a dream that i would die during my monologue on snl for some reason. That i would just get so stoned that i just like die. [ laughter ] which ive googled and its never happened. Jimmy no, no, its not. No, thank god. But i kept having this nightmare. Jimmy how much weed were you smoking . A lot of weed. [ laughter ] its like no ones ever died from weed but no ones ever smoked as much as i did. So [ laughter ] its like they dont really know. So i dont know. I was just thinking if i want to sit on this couch and really tell people what i think about my new music, i wanted to sound as smart as hopefully i, you know, think that i could be and really explain what im doing. And, you know, i really just want to sit at home and eat basically when im stoned. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, and and play with my dogs and the cat and the pig. I was spending way too