I started looking at my apartment, my brother, his wife, my mom. I was look at my silverware store. I have two teaspoons. How do you buy teaspoons alone . You cant, you have to buy the entire flatware, the spoons, knives, to get four teaspoons. Thats all you wanted was four . Well, that makes six. Do they match . No, but it doesnt matter. Were talking about spoons. Then i reallied i dont have cups. So today im going to bed, bath and beyond after this because we have to get cups. That is so funny. If you are not fond of your inlaws coming for the holidays, David Letterman had something so funny. He did this on his show last night, so just take a listen to this. Finally, a Major American Company is addressing this problem for the holidays. Do you hate the hassles of holiday air travel almost as much as you hate the tedious, awkward thanksgiving dinner with family . Announcing United Airlines reluctant traveler service. For a nominal fee, well book you on a pretend united flight, with a plausible flight number and time of arrival and then at the last minute, oh, no, your flights been cancelled. You wanted to be there, but what can you do . United airlines, we get it. Thats funny, yeah. Come on, how good is that . Im so grateful i love my family, arent you . Could you imagine . How about miley at the airport, speaking of airplanes yesterday. Were going to tell you what happened. Apparently, she was lashing out at paparazzi at lax, which is notorious, of all the places ive been in my life, they are out of control. She lands after midnight, gets off the plane, shes looking for her boyfriend fiance and this whole crush of photographers comes running up to her to ask questions and stuff. She gets very, very upset. They ask about a possible girl crush she has on kristen stewart. At one point she signs a autograph and throws a jacket over her own face, but this is what miley apparently said, we dont have the tape, heres what she said, dont even start trying to ask me questions, dont even start, yes, shut up. The reporter says no she says shut up, shut up. Then the reporter says miley, you are not very nice. Miley says you are not very smart, so shut up. The reporter says, what can i ask you . Not at 1 00 in the morning, stop its 1 00 already . Stop, shut up, use the money you get from selling peoples souls to buy a watch. Ouch, huh . You know what, we know miley. Shes a terrific girl in lots of ways, she really is. Having been in the position like that yourself, its so important that you dont let your emotion the get away. It only comes back to bite you in your egyptian you know what, so you dont do it. You dont. You dont do it. Even if that guy was totally in the wrong, it ends up making her look bad. Shes exhausted. Nobody likes to have their picture taken also when you just slept on a plane or not slept for hours, you know . Youre not at your best. Those pictures have a way of getting out, people can be cruel about them. Really just comes down to that. Really should be some sort of weird entrance and exit. Yeah. Guys make their living that way, though. The more they get you upset and abrasive, the more money they get for their pictures. You remember that photographer when Bernie Madoff was walking down the street and the photographer stiff armed him. He jumped back, you could see that moment. Thats the moment you capture. Speaking of planes, rihanna decided she was going to do this deal where she was going to go for seven days to seven countries on a 777. Do a concert in seven different cities. Right. She invited a whole bunch of press people and that stuff on this private plane. And fans. It was going to be all fun. Apparently because of according to some journalists because of her tardiness, the plane ends up sitting on the tarmac and she never granted anybody warrants. They were complaining she was shopping while they were sitting on the plane waiting. Anyway, it bothered one australian deejay that he thought the prudent thing to do was strip naked and run down the aisle of the plane filled with journalists and fans. So hes streaking. At least somethings happening. Anyway, they seem happy. Look whoa yeah, baby. A lot is happening there. Looks like hes holding on to his manhood while hes doing it. Sometimes that can hurt, if you know what i mean. Why god made jock straps, so you wouldnt have accidents like that. That is not a plane i would want to be on for seven days. Does not look fun at all. Theyre tweeting people going, help us, save us it sounds like a good idea at the time. The food was horrible. It aint the paradise they were all expecting. So heres the scenario, a lot of people are on second marriages. The question is, when you have your second marriage, do you invite your ex to the wedding . Thats what people are talking about with Jennifer Aniston and her fiance. This is a british magazine. I dont know how credible they are. Should they invite brad and angie to the wedding . Ill tell you right now what i would do, i would never invite brad and angelina to a barbecue at my house, nothing. Every eye is going to be on them and thats her day and his day. I think its very gracious if they are thinking of it, but, you know, its going to become more of a press craziness. I agree, i agree. For a day you really want to have quiet and private and special, seems to fly in the face of that. I think youre right. I think its probably just one of those magazines. Would you invite your ex . Never. Im friendly with my first husband, but my present husband would never, ever consider that. It would just, so disrespectful. I think thats true. If it makes your current fiance husband upset, then dont do it. Its not worth it. For what, its one day. Why are they sharing in that day . The voice was a big night last night. Partly because blake and christina sing together in a song called just a fool. They did this show for the first time. This song for the first time. This is live, this is on the voice . Nothing else hurts like you do ive waited and waited so long for someone to never come home im just a fool holding on to something that never ever come back i cant accept that its lost a lot going on there. I thought it was Lindsay Lohan at first. Shes got that Lindsay Lohan look. Im just getting old. I cant see, i cant smell. I cant nothing, taste buds are going. Its just sad. Its hard when you cant see. That is hard. There is good news, my doctor tells me when i finally get old enough to have cataracts, which is soon, he can take off my cataracts and ill have perfect vision. The worlds become such an ugly place, i dont want to see it. Im happy in my ignorance. If you havent had enough of the two of us, theres good news. I know youve had enough, uncle. Youre already over it. Its only 10 to 9 00. Were on with Anderson Cooper on anderson live. We taped it last week. We wish him the best, hes in a dangerous situation in the gaza strip in the middle east. I guess its really dangerous. Its getting very scary. Anyway, this was last week. Lets watch. He ended up tipping back a couple of glasses. Hes a cheap date. I am not a drinker, but, you know, just to be in the festive spirit, i had a glass as well. Anyway, they got me to drink, and i warned them if i drank this glass of wine, i would get drunk. I drank maybe four sips of that wine, half the glass, i was drunk. And by very quickly by the end of the first 15, id had the entire glass and was slurring my words. It was bad. Heres the thing, though, we didnt get him to drink. Hes a grown man. Makes his own choices. There was wine on his table and he drank it. We were his guests, you know what im saying . You have to watch it. Hes really slurring. Dont even know what hes talking about. Gave him a little botox too. A good time was had by everybody. Hes a good guy, i love him. One of country musics biggest stars, not to mention, a tall drink of water, trace adkins, of course. Talk about handsome men, our guys tellall panel is back. Love our guys. Well be right back. Metal object hitting the ground things have been a little strange. sfx sound of piano smashing roadrunner meep meep. Meep meep . sfx loud thud sound awhat strange place. Geico®. Fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more on car insurance. The tension between them reached a breaking point, literally. So they divided the production between two separate factories. Each factory took a vastly different approach. Left twix flowed caramel on cookie, while right twix cascaded caramel on cookie. 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What is that . Match the patterns. I dont know, something yall were talking about. To get the spoons. Replacements. Com . Thank you. Thank you what a dutiful husband you are. Lets talk parade, trace. You and your 7yearold daughter isnt that sad thats what my life has come to . You just have an exciting life. So domesticated. I know how to match your patterns. Spoons. We like your wife, weve met her, shes a good, good woman. Yeah. Lets talk about your daughter. Youre going to be singing with your 7 year old in the parade. What song are the two of you going to be singing . She cant sing. She cant . She was on the video with you. She wasnt singing. She just has the job of being cute. I handle the you handle the heavy lifting. She is cute. Is that at your farm, trace . Yeah, yeah. Are you still living there, we know you lost your home to a fire. Have you rebuilt, whats going on . Havent rebuilt yet. This will do for now. Youre in a different house. Yeah. Why did you decide to do the Rockefeller Center christmas Tree Lighting, thats a big deal here. Its on tv. A lot of people watch it. You have a new single, too . My publicist said you need to do this, its going to be on tv. You dont look like the kind of guy that does what anybody tells you to do. Not really, but i do a lot of tv, because its people watch it. Its a lot easier than traveling. Its a lot easier to touch a few Million People in one shot. Its the mathematics to it. If you had to go to everybodys house every day, that would be a long day. Barely get out of brooklyn in a year. Tvs good. You are fun. I just tell the truth about stuff. You know what i was saying to you earlier, it needs to be said. He does such great work with an Amazing Organization called the Wounded Warriors foundation. How did you get involved in that . That seemed to be a natural progression from the uso stuff ive done over the years, and morphed into the Wounded Warriors. Been associated them for a few years. Its been a privilege. I want to thank you for it. Youve got your red cross pin on. Thats Something Else thats close to you, huh . Im the spokesman for the red cross holiday campaign. Theyve got a big one this year because of everything that happened in the tristate area. Theyve been busy around here lately. They have. You guys are familiar with what they do around the holidays. Of course, of course. Get people to do christmas cards and send to the troops. Were you ever in the military yourself . No, no. My grandaddy was in the army, but not me. Its out of gratitude for their service . Yeah, sure. There wasnt anything really going on when i got out of high school. Now im too old. You have all girls. So youre not yeah. Yeah. That explains a lot. You are around a lot of estrogen, arent you . Yeah. Thats a beautiful shot of the group. We wish your family a great thanksgiving. We do and look forward to seeing you at the macys day thanksgiving parade. Ill be there with my nieces, well be waving to you. Well be watching at home in connecticut. Ill be on the domino sugar float. Dont know what it looks like yet. Hopefully it will hold you. You are a hunk a hunk a burning love. Tall drink of water. I havent gained that much weight. You sit there and call me fat on tv. I just called you a hunk a hunk a burning love. Compliment. Does not mean fat. Sounds like 300pound elvis to me. You remember 300pound elvis . No, my god. Lead, hoda. Parade 8 00 a. M. Thats where hell be. Also, we can celebrate the Tree Lighting christmas from Rockefeller Plaza next wednesday, november 28th at 8 00 p. M. Both here on nbc. Thank you, trace. Well be right back, what we want to know is what is your man really thinking . Our guys tell all right after this. At cepacol weve heard people are going to extremes to relieve their sore throats. Oh, okay, you dont need to do that. But i dont want any more of the usual lozenges and i want new cooling relief ugh. 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And were back with guys tell all where we gather some mighty fine men to answer your questions and tell it like it is. First up, we have single guy ed hawpe. Hes from scandalous. You want to see a man in a fig leaf, come to our show. Next comedian, chuck nice, host of hgtv. Home sweet home. Hes been married 14 years and has two children and rick younger, married with a darling boy. On every commercial youll ever see. Last but not least, divorced bob guiney. Host of show house showdown and currently touring with his band band guiney and grimes. By the time we get through your all right, lets go across to sara. First up, molly from wisconsin with a question about wardrobe. So im really into a guy, but not his wardrobe. How can i change it without saying it to his face . You just did. Unless you are into three guys at the same time, you just told him that youre not into his wardrobe. If this guys watching right now, he already knows you hate his wardrobe. If a woman says to you hey, ed, that shirt, not sure if i like it, does that make you feel bad, are you glad shes told you. I want to look good for her. Buy him some stuff. Put your money where your mouth is. I get new clothes, she thinks i look good, everybodys happy. Ill dress how you want me to dress when im with you. As long as you get naked for me. Its a fair trade, right . One caveat, you got to remember, ask a guy to look better and dress better and he starts doing that, then other women are like, wow, he looks great. Then he leaves ya wow, wow. You know what im proud of you for, thinking it through. Lets go to our second question. This is a facebook post, how do men feel about dating single moms . How bratty are the kids . Im joking. That makes a difference. What do you think . Youre getting into an alreadymade family. Its a very tricky thing. Have you ever done that . I have not. Im not ready for that. One of the things its really good is to find out how important you are in this womans life, clearly, shes got a number one, her child. You dont want to be number two. Thats important. If youre dating a woman with a child, its important at least when i was dating, its important for me to know that kid was a priority over me. I want them to prioritize themselves. You get a window into how she treats the people that she loves. Rick, you are the nicest of everybody. Dated a girl with a child once, she left me because she said i dont want two. That was it. Guys, were going to continue chatting with you guys. Stick around, these guys are going to answer your questions. Then a moving story, it really is. A thanks and giving. Barbara bush and Jenna Bush Hager share their family