Chris stapleton. And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 568 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon . . . . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, thats what im talking about. Thats a hot crowd electric electric crowd tonight welcome, everybody welcome welcome to the tonight show. This is it. [ cheers and applause ] heres what people are talking about. It was a busy day today at the white house with president obama hosting the nba champions, the cleveland cavaliers, as well as president elect, donald trump. [ laughter ] it actually got a little awkward when trump walked up to lebron and said, nice to meet you, mr. President. [ laughter and applause ] and you go, no, thats no, donald, donald youre much taller in person. And while president obama met with donald trump, Michelle Obama met privately with melania trump. [ laughter ] michelle said, its a pleasure to welcome you and donald to the white house. Melania said, it is a pleasure to welcome you and donald to the white house. [ laughter and applause ] stop copying me. Stop copying me. Seriously. Seriously. So, michelle actually had a a nice time showing melania around, although it got weird when they walked into the lincoln bedroom and melania said, wow, what a lovely closet. [ laughter and applause ] a bedroom. Get this. Theres talk that donald trump may appoint sarah palin as secretary of the interior, which means she would oversee the National Parks service. [ laughter ] when they heard that, bears were like, well, we had a good run. [ laughter and applause ] oh, boy. Oh, you got a bear . You still got a bear. Steve lets go, yogi jimmy of course, a lot of people are unhappy with the election. In fact, there were large antitrump protests in the streets of at least seven cities last night, including [ cheers ] trump looked out his window from 60 stories up and said, a parade already . Thats fantastic. That is unbelievable. [ laughter and applause ] its not a parade. On the other hand, russian president Vladimir Putin gave a a speech yesterday in which he congratulated donald trump, and he sounded pretty excited. Take a look at this. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy he snuck that in there. Steve right . Jimmy a subtle hint, a a subtle hint for christmas. Steve wow. Jimmy things have been pretty tense, though, but with trump winning the election, the stock market has been going up and down a lot lately. Lets see exactly if we can figure out why this is happening. For example, the market went up when trump met with president obama. The market went down when trump asked obama to change the Nuclear Launch code to 1234. [ laughter and applause ] its easier to remember. Later, the market went down when trump announced hes getting rid of obamacare. The market went up when trump simply assured everyone that he replaced it with something terrific. [ laughter and applause ] and finally, the market went up when donald trump flew to washington, d. C. On his own plane. The market went down when trump made the pilot land in the hudson river to see if sully was real or not. [ laughter and applause ] starbucks Just Announced that the red holiday cups are coming back this year, and will have 13 different designs. Steve wow. Jimmy yeah. Weve got a few that we can debut tonight. Steve really . Jimmy you want steve youve got early ones . Jimmy just a few. Just a few. Steve just a few. How many you got . Jimmy well, you have the classic starbucks, classics like the barista texting while you order. [ laughter ] steve oh, yeah. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy we also have the lady pouring three inches of coffee into the trash can so she can [ laughter and applause ] its too much coffee i said room for milk one more. We have the guy carrying bathroom key attached to embarrassingly large piece of wood with toilet written on it. [ laughter and applause ] its like, all right, dont make me look like a fool. And finally, this is going around the internet today. It just made me smile. Its this woman who was in the crowd last night at a a Golden State Warriors game. You know, and the camera goes on to you to watch you dance. Check this out. . . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i love it america was already great, you guys steve yeah jimmy thats proof. Steve come on [ cheers and applause ] jimmy watching that is how i want the feel always. [ laughter ] can we have a split screen . Let me see that again. . . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy tariq, tariq give it a try give it a try [ cheers and applause ] . . Higgins higgins, give it a shot higgins [ cheers and applause ] . . We have a great show, everybody give it up for the roots [ cheers and applause ] . . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy whoa thank you [ cheers and applause ] steve come on jimmy it has been a great week so far. There is more ahead. Tomorrow night, Jeremy Renner will be dropping by our show. Steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy we have something fun planned with him. Be sure to tune in for that. Plus, Michelle Dockery and magic from david blaine. Steve oh [ cheers and applause ] jimmy im excited about total secrecy. I havent been told what hes going to do. Im not allowed to know what hes going to do. Steve hes just going to blow your mind. Jimmy yeah, thats what he does. He blows peoples minds. He doesnt do, like, card tricks and stuff like that. Hes like the last card will be, like, you know, you and your familys Christmas Card from the future. Steve yeah. Jimmy and you go, well, i didnt take this, yet hes like, i know. [ laughter ] steve from the future. Jimmy seriously. Steve youre having two more kids. Jimmy oh, my gosh theyre really adorable. Yeah, this ones going to hate you, though. And they go, how did you know that . [ laughter ] questlove yeah, i saw him levitate once, and nah. [ laughter ] jimmy i mean, seriously, it is that. Either you you dont go, like, oh, thats cool. [ clapping ] you go, call the police. Yeah. [ laughter ] everybody goes, youre floating off the ground. But we have a fantastic show tonight. She is beautiful, shes talented, she has two giant movies coming out this month. The lovely amy adams is here. Steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy awe, we love her. Steve o steve good times. Jimmy i love her. Amy and i are going to play a a singing version of the whisper challenge. Steve ooh. Jimmy later in the show. Its a game you can play at home. Its very, very fun. Plus, this guy is i mean, come on. Hes the best. He is one of the best announcers in sports. He just called that historic chicago cubs world series win. Wasnt he great . Steve right. Jimmy he was fantastic, but he always is. He has a new autobiography out next tuesday. Joe buck is stopping by tonight. Jimmy hes great. And we got great music tonight, oh my goodness, morgane and Chris Stapleton, you guys steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy southern family. I got a picture of them on the inside. Steve what is it . Jimmy its camouflage, apparently, but theyre somewhere. [ laughter ] steve theyre somewhere. If you can find chris or morgane in this, circle it, get absolutely. Just go make sure you go to the right twitter account. Steve yeah, and you have to pay the shipping and handling. Jimmy or else it wont count. Oh, and you have to pay for shipping and handling. [ laughter ] steve and the handling is, like, 1,000. Jimmy whats that . Steve the handling is how much . Jimmy its 1,000. [ laughter ] steve well worth it. Jimmy its totally worth it. Steve well worth it. Totally. Jimmy when you get the tshirt, and we pick the size. Steve yeah. [ laughter ] jimmy so, limited edition. Steve here you go. Theres your tshirt. Jimmy theyre hard to get. Theyre hard to get. Yeah. Sunshine tonight. That is [ audience aws ] i know, i know. Its its what you want right now. Its just beautiful, and its cool, and its different. I just love those guys. Theyre so talented. You guys, we saw a bit on the internet. We do this thing on our show called nfl superlatives, where i give out madeup awards to nfl players. Anyway, we did a few for the Seattle Seahawks last night. And all in good fun. And, just today, the seahawks turned the tables on us, and they made a response video with players reading off some tonight showthemed thyo oh, yeah, james. They yes. They do you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. [ laughter ] it was great. Heres a clip, just so you can see what they did. . . [ laughter ] . . Hmm. Thank you, tonight show for reminding me how funny jay leno was when he hosted the show. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] yeah, yeah, yeah. If i can dish it, i got to take it, yeah. My thanks to the Seattle Seahawks for doing that. Theyre good sports. [ cheers and applause ] to watch the full video, check out the teams twitter account, seahawks. [ cheers ] and while youre at it, if you can find [ laughter ] this is [ laughter ] southern family is the name of the album. Steve yep. Jimmy theyre not necessarily on the cover. Steve no, but they are somewhere. Jimmy but if you get the album, and you open up the inside if you can find any of the Seattle Seahawks in the bougainvillea, you get yourself a free tshirt. [ laughter and applause ] steve free, asterisk. Jimmy free, asterisk. Steve yeah. Jimmy check out the rules. Some rules may apply. Steve some rules apply. Jimmy you have to pay us for shipping and handling. [ laughter ] steve the shipping is outrageous, too. Jimmy and we have to pay for the and we pick the size. Steve yes. Jimmy we pick, actually, what the tshirt is. Steve yes. Jimmy not even the tonight show. Steve it might not even be a seahawks tshirt. Jimmy just a random tshirt that we might have. Steve yeah. Tonight show hashtags. [ cheers and applause ] . Hashtags hashtags . [ cheers ] jimmy uh, hey, do you guys are you guys on twitter at all . Are you on social media . [ cheers ] well, we use twitter on our show every single week. So, if you watch our show and you want to play along with us, we do this thing every wednesday where i send out a a hashtag, and we ask you guys to tweet out things based on that topic. So, since three states voted recreational marijuana, i went on twitter and sent out a a hashtag called newweedlaws. Steve yeah. Jimmy we asked you guys to tweet out a funny new law that youd like to see passed now that weed is legal. We got thousands of tweets, and within 30 minutes it was a a trending topic in the united states. [ cheers and applause ] thank you so much for those tweets. Now i thought id share some of my favorite newweedlaws tweets from you guys. This first ones from tarutarujira. Like the ones at dennys, large pictures of food so that you can just point at what you want without having to talk. [ laughter and applause ] its like [ grunts ] [ laughter ] [ grunts ] jimmy you grunted . [ laughter ] steve dude dude jimmy dude steve dude jimmy dude oh, dude dude dude or dude . Steve dude . Jimmy dude or dude. Jimmy ill go with the dude. Yeah, youre right. [ grunting ] dude steve yoinks jimmy this ones from neverleftoz. Steve uhoh. Jimmy she says, all public parks will have contemplating benches where you can just sit and really think about stuff. [ laughter and applause ] i think thats what benches are. Steve yeah, i think that yeah. Jimmy you can do that now at a bench, yeah. Steve dude. Jimmy dude, have a seat. [ laughter ] he says, all video games must have a stoned difficulty level. [ laughter ] well, thats oh, forget it, man. I dont know. Steve turns into a a kaleidoscope. Jimmy this ones from yrockdrums. He says, rap songs cant be allowed to have Police Sirens in them anymore. Steve yeah, yeah. Jimmy yeah, i know what youre talking about. Okay. [ imitating Police Sirens ] steve pull over jimmy pull over [ laughter ] steve what happened . Jimmy while im discussing this, youre busted [ laughter and applause ] you know okay. [ laughter ] while im discussing this, youre busted. [ laughter ] cold profiling, man. This one is [ laughter ] well, this ones from schnitzgabai. Jimmy schnitz, of course. Steve okay, schnitz. Jimmy schnitzgabai, not goodbye. Gabai. Steve schnitzgabai . Jimmy gabai . Steve gabai . Jimmy goodbye steve goodbye [ laughter ] jimmy schnitz, goodbye steve hey, schnitz, bye jimmy schnitz, goodbye steve immodium, a. D. Jimmy its not that. Its, like, what heidi klum says at the reality show. If you lose, she goes, schnitz, goodbye. And thats it. [ laughter ] but thats different. This is different. Steve okay. Jimmy this is different. This is steve i thought it was like an antidiarrhea medicine. Jimmy schnitz, goodbye. Schnitzgabai . Dude, ill have the schnitzgabai steve look at my new tshirt, dude jimmy how about the chicken schnitzgabai . Steve dude jimmy dude [ laughter ] schnitz says, in all drivers licenses, the description of eye color will be permanently changed to red. Now thats [ applause ] everyone has red eyes. Hes six foot tall. He has red eyes. Hes half closed. This last one is from kingbeyhive. Be a separate line at fast food places for the i just smoked, so this might take a while customers. There we go. [ laughter and applause ] those are our tonight show hashtags. To check out more of our favorites, go to tonightshow. Com hashtags. Stick around. Well be right back with amy adams. [ cheers and applause ] . . . . . . Right now at kohls, its time for holiday entertaining so roast the turkey, make the cookies and set the table. 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Jimmy well, you must be going all over the world weve, we premiered in venice and weve been to london and telluride, and toronto, and yeah, im a little jimmy are you jet lagged . Yeah, yeah. I dont do jet well, jet lag very gracefully. So, forgive me cause jimmy do you know where you are right now . I do, which is good, because [ light laughter ] jimmy yeah, were in new york. Yeah. A little bit ago, i was in an airport, dont even remember what city, to be quite honest and i was on the phone with my daughter and my husband, and i, you know, we got a long flight. So i got off, went into the restroom and was having a a conversation and a man walked out of a stall and i was like, thats weird. And i just kept talking and then a man walked in and then i turned and looked and i realized there were urinals. [ laughter ] and i realized that i had been having this conversation from inside the mens restroom. Jimmy yeah, of course. Yeah. Absolutely. Yeah. That was you. [ applause ] could have been worse. Jimmy hows the baby . Hows the baby . She is not a baby anymore. She is 6yearsold. Jimmy is that right . I know, shes back stage here. Jimmy when you were on the show, you were pregnant with her. I was at so, that was yeah. And she loves coming here. You always have good sweets and treats. Jimmy i do. We talked about that before. Jimmy yeah, i do. Are you a sweets eater . Because you jimmy not really, im not really. Im more of a savory dude. Hey, i kind of dont believe you, because you made this ice cream that really is, like, dangerous. Jimmy oh. Called the tonight dough. Have you guys tried this, by ben and jerry . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, yeah. You mean this guy . Yeah. Okay. Well, maybe the fact that youre jimmy the tonight dough is not talking about my face, cause that is doughy face. But, even besides that doughy face, the tonight dough, do you eat this . Because i usually, if im going to have a treat, im going to have like a nacho. Like thats what i want to eat. Jimmy yeah. Right. Jimmy love nachos. My daughter gets treats on friday nights, so she discovered the tonight dough, and brought it into the house. And now shes really mad, cause when she goes to eat it theres only like an inch left at the bottom. [ laughter ] and im like ooh. Jimmy are you one of those people . Yeah. Once you get started. Jimmy me too, i put it back in the freezer with like a a little bit left. Yeah cause then i jimmy its not empty honey, uhh [ laughter ] theres enough for a spoonful. I didnt eat the whole thing, honey. Jimmy yeah. Arent you lucky i left you 2 . Is this i am. [ cheers and applause ] well i mean, its, its in development. Jimmy what does that mean . It means, in Development Means that weve had conversations, and im really into it. Jimmy okay good. And im not letting anybody else play giselle, so im like, yeah, lets do this. So. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy you do you do you ever go to like disneyland and like freak little girls out . And just like i mean, now i freak them out because im ten years older and i wear like an unfortunate length of jean shorts to sn theyre not quite bermuda, not at all short shorts. Theyre like right there in that unflattering place. [ laughter ] thats like my disguise. Jimmy theyre like, youre giselle. But ooh you know, you couldnt be. Jimmy we took our niece once, and it was like to meet a a princess. And she couldnt handle it. She was like, like freaked out and like grabbed on to me and like wouldnt let go. And i was like its really cool, isnt it . Like, thats one of my favorite things about being giselle. Is like well, of course now the girls are like 16 and theyre like, oh my gosh, i loved you what i was little. And im like, oh my gosh, im jimmy no, not at all. But its awesome and its been a real joy of my career. Jimmy that can be so exciting. Oh, itll be fun. Yeah. Jimmy we have to talk about two movies. Yes. Jimmy Nocturnal Animals. Lets discuss this. Tom ford directed, wrote it as well . Yeah, wrote, directed, produced. You know. Jimmy that comes out november i8th. Hes an underachiever. So. Jimmy yeah. And hes so amazing. Jimmy and hes a good looking dude as well, on top of it. Yeah, and he smells good, its all jimmy hes like a stud. He smells good. Makes suits. The guys like, hes got it all. Hes got it all. Jimmy like, uh, get a life, dude. Yeah, i mean, come on. Hes such a good film maker. Jimmy yeah, have a flaw. Bu getting crazy, crazy good reviews. Congrats on that. Thank you. Jimmy now what is this Nocturnal Animals . Do you want to yeah, its a its a a suspenseful sort of its not its sort of like a noir thriller, but