And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove yeah steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon . . . . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome, welcome, welcome. Welcome hot crowd steve hot jimmy hot crowd here tonight in new york city. [ cheers and applause ] welcome, welcome. It feels good. It feels good. Welcome to the tonight show. This is it, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] welcome. Well, of course, everybody, the world series is happening. It just started tonight. [ cheers and applause ] everybodys talking about it. Its exciting. The chicago cubs is taking on the Cleveland Indians. [ cheers ] exciting. And did you see this . Donald trumps running mate, mike pence, threw a baseball to reporters today with a note saying that hes rooting for the cubs. And then the reporters turned the ball over and the other side said help. [ laughter and applause ] actually, Donald Trumps campaign has to be getting a a little worried because some of the new poll numbers. Even trump himself actually admitted that hes somewhat behind in the polls but not by much. [ laughter ] but remember, this is a guy that thinks a Million Dollars from your dad is just a small loan. [ laughter and applause ] i dont know. Well, this is pretty funny. Yesterday, the New York Times published a giant list of declaring his candidacy. [ light laughter ] then they had to print a a correction today after donald trump insulted the list itself. Steve really . [ applause ] jimmy ugly font. Ugly, ugly font. Sad list. Meanwhile, Hillary Clinton made a surprise stop at a Campaign Event in North Carolina this week where the actress who plays crazy eyes on orange is the new black was volunteering. Crazy eyes said it was an honor to meet crazy smile. [ laughter and applause ] they got along just fine. Steve oh, so sweet. Jimmy this is sweet i read about a 100yearold woman in nevada who was born before women had the right to vote and just cast an early vote for Hillary Clinton. [ cheers and applause ] when asked why, she said [ old lady voice ] i was scared trump would take away my birth control. [ laughter and applause ] what are you talking about . What . Steve wow. Chris christies former aide said in court on friday that christie once lashed out at her by yelling, what do you think i am, a Game Show Host . Of course there was that one time. Do you remember when he guest hosted for jeopardy . Steve oh, fantastic. Jimmy yeah, he was actually he did a pretty good job. Take a look at i dont remember this. And the last thing is this, ive spent the last 13 years of my life focused on one thing. What are cupcakes . [ laughter and applause ] steve oh no, you didnt. Gosh. Jimmy what is oh no you didnt . Steve yeah. Jimmy people are still talking about this massive cyber attack that disabled many of the internets most popular websites, including twitter, spotify, and netflix. Analysts say that this wont be the last time this happens. But dont worry. We can help you guys get through it in a new segment we call, tonight shows tips for life without the internet. Here we go. Without the internet . Jimmy first up, tip number one, talk to people. [ laughter ] spark up a conversation with the people around you. Introduce yourself. Tell them who you are, what you do for a living and how happy you are to be married to them. [ laughter and applause ] tip number two, explore. If google maps is still working, use it to get directions to outside. Outside is that wondrous place [ laughter and applause ] fantastic. Tip number three, make your cat go viral. While youre offline, train your cat to do something adorable, like a Christopher Walken impression. So that when the internet is back, it can become a viral sensation. Next, tip number four, rethink the cat thing. Your cat cant do a a Christopher Walken impression. Come on. [ applause ] train it to do a Christopher Walken impression so it can go viral. Dont have a baby, the internets down, probably a a good time to make one. [ cheers and applause ] just to help you out. While the internets down. And finally, i just heard about a new book coming out that claims that you can improve your health by eating raw garlic and having more sex. The books called, you gotta pick one or the other. [ laughter ] we have a great show tonight. Give it up for theoo . . . . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome to the show, everybody welcome, welcome. Its got to be exciting if youre a chicago cubs fan or a a Cleveland Indians fan. [ cheers ] steve come on steve eight. Jimmy 108 years . Wow. Thats unbelievable. You got to root for those guys. Steve got to. Jimmy but then, the Cleveland Indians, they havent won in 68 years. Wow. Is that right . I mean, i have it written down, but i dont know if i wrote it down right. [ laughter ] steve it could be 89. You dont know if its upside down. Jimmy isnt that exciting . Steve thats crazy. Jimmy i mean, because i did a movie based on the red sox called fever pitch. And they [ cheers and applause ] its available on dvd. [ cheers and applause ] stop it stop it its not what i meant. Not what i meant at all. Tariq fever pitch jimmy thats not what i meant. Tariq oh, sorry. Jimmy not what i meant at all. No, in the the film, theyre supposed to lose because they just lost forever because theyre the red sox and it was just supposed to be a love story and at the end of the movie, the red sox lose, but at least these people have each other, but they ended up rewrite the ending. It was unbelievable. And i remember that the fans that are red sox fans, it meant so much to them that they won the world series. It was like a seriously it was a spiritual thing. I was like, it was, honestly, people were just like weeping. I thought people were going to be like, yeah, we won and it was just like [ light laughter ] oh, my gosh. It was like really, i was hugging people. It was just the best thing ever, so im rooting for all the chicago fans and the cleveland fans so this has to i dont know who its a bigger deal for. cause cubs, 108 years, i doubt youre alive. [ laughter ] im just saying. Steve yeah, just saying. Odds are. Jimmy we can call Willard Scott and figure this out. But i dont know steve smuckers birthday. Jimmy smucker when do you care about baseball . Ten years old . So you got to be 118 years old. [ light laughter ] steve yeah. Maybe they are. Jimmy but maybe thats good. But then, 68 years, very possible you could be 78 years old right now and rooting second time around. Steve maybe. Jimmy cause you go, lets do it one more time. [ light laughter ] i dont know. Its just very, very exciting. But anyways, good luck to both those teams in the world series. [ cheers and applause ] steve cubbies jimmy we have got a big week of shows ahead. Tomorrow night, my pal, Justin Timberlake will be here. [ cheers and applause ] hes great. Hes got a new animated film called trolls and we have something fun planned together. You dont want to miss that. Later this week, anna kendrick, martin short, and steve martin will all be in [ cheers and applause ] jimmy but first, one of my favorite actors from the new movie in a valley of violence, ethan hawke is on the show tonight. [ cheers and applause ] hes a stud. I tell this story because last time he was on, i bought a when i first started saturday night live, i bought a very expensive Leather Jacket and i had saturday night live embroidered on the side, not thinking, so when i finally got cool and i go, i cant wear this. People are going to be like, oh, really . You want me to recognize you . Do you need that much attention . Like, im on saturday night live and, like, oh, yeah, hey, im on saturday night live. So i go steve guess where i work. Jimmy i never wore it. Yeah, guess where i work. But i never wore it. But then one day i go, you know, its a beautiful jacket, im going to wear it out. So i put it on, and i wear it, and i go down the street, who do i run into but my idol, ethan hawke. And he goes, really . [ laughter ] guess you want people to know you work there. Wonder if he wore it. I got to find out about that. He might not have. Steve he might not have. Jimmy then, were freaking out. I mean, rehearsal today, this is what the studio was built for. The sound youre about to hear, its just amazing. He is here, he is back, my man, phil collins is here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] i cant even tell you. Tonight, im going to talk to him. [ light laughter ] hes unbelievably cool and funny and talented and hes doing in the air tonight with the roots and some of his band. [ cheers and applause ] but you should have seen questlove in rehearsal today, because it was so funny. If you miss that drum fillin which is one of the most famous questlove im done. Jimmy if you dont do that, its all over. Questlove im done. [ laughter ] jimmyan phil collins was like all into the song and it sounded so good. Like, you dont need its like, so good. And everythings floating and questloves just going like this. [ light laughter ] and like, you were kind of mouthing the words. Like getting ready for your moment. And you nailed it. But that was rehearsal. Questlove i know. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i know. Jimmy you never know. I dont know. Who knows. Steve time will tell. Collection right here. Phil collins is here tonight steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] . Billy dont lose my number . Jimmy no, im way off. . Because im not anywhere that i cant find you billy, billy, dont you lose my number . Jimmy not doing that tonight. [ light laughter ] hes got so many hits though. Easy lover. . Shes asy going to hold on you believe it . Jimmy then hes got. . One more night just one more night . Jimmy yeah, its a much better version than i sing. Hes got do you remember. Do you remember . [ light laughter ] questlove take me home . Jimmy oh because i dont remember take, take me home . . Because ive been driving all my life . Jimmy yeah. Just do questlove man, dont jinx it. [ laughter ] jimmy thats what everyones waiting for steve come on jimmy they love phil and they want to hear him sing. [ singing gibberish ] and everytings like floating and weird. Steve oh, my gosh jimmy and you know the who knows the song might be about a murder. No one knows. Steve yeah, nobody knows. [ laughter ] somebody got shot on a a rollercoaster. [ drumming poorly ] . . Jimmy no, no, thats what im saying. If you do that questlove i dont want to jinx it jimmy if you do that, youre out of the building. Its going to be exciting. Phil collins is here [ cheers and applause ] come on ethan hawke, phil collins, what steve lot of pressure. Jimmy hey, guys, it is time to take a look at the stories making headlines today and weigh the good with the bad. Its time for pros and cons, everybody. Steve oh, good. [ cheers and applause ] . Pros and cons and pros and cons and pros . Jimmy tonight well be taking a look at the pros and cons of he keeps adding fills. Steve hes adding drums to phil. Phil. Jimmy pros and cons, i like it, of halloween. Steve halloween jimmy its less than a week away, happy halloween, everybody [ cheers a we got jackolanterns, we got trick or treating. So lets take a look at the pros and cons of halloween. Here we go. Pro, its the scariest, most frightening day of the year. Con, besides november 8th. Steve true. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy get out and vote. Steve gotta get out and vote. Jimmy pro, its a fun way to get kids to dress up. Con, and learn to take candy from strangers. Well, thats a good [ applause ] pro, you can buy your trump con, you can buy your hillary costume at mens warehouse. [ cheers and applause ] youre going to like the way you look. Steve i guarantee it. Jimmy i pretty much guarantee it. I more or less guarantee it. Steve more or less. Im not going to promise. Jimmy pro, you and your girlfriend dress up as this years most popular couples costume. Con, bad hombre and nasty woman. Theres a lot of those. [ applause ] heres very interesting. Pro, scaring trick or treaters con, by jumping out and holding up a Samsung Galaxy 7. Steve oh, my gosh. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy and finally, pro, dressing up your dog as trump and entering him in a pet costume contest. Con, your dog losing and claiming it was rigged. Those are the pros and cons. Well be right back with more of the tonight show, everybody come on back. [ cheers and applause ] my mother passed 2003, but she always told me i dont care if you turn out to be a great athlete or whatever but, you need to make sure you get your college degree. Sometimes i call the house, just to hear her voice. phone ringing answering machine hi, leave a message after the beep. beep hey mom, this is larry. I just want to let you know that uh, i fulfilled the promise that you held me to. Love you. beep [ 80s music ] can i get anyone a beer . Make it a redds apple ale redds apple ale. Also for a limited time in ginger apple. . . . Well, if you want to sing out, sing out . . You know that there are . . And if you want to be me, be me . . And if you want to be you, be you . . cause theres a million things to do . . You know that there are . . . Why the phelps face . Old computer slowing you down . You know. I know. New computers are superfast. And yet here you are with a new world record for the slowest computer. You know about it, weve got a choice to make. Jacky rosen wants to build an economy that works for all of us, creating good jobs, expanding solar energy, and improving our schools. Tarkanian lost 17 million in a failed Development Scheme and stuck taxpayers with the bill. He even helped set up Fake Charities used to scam nevada seniors. Danny tarkanians out for himself. Dccc is responsible jimmy welcome back, everybody. Thank you so much for tuning in. Ethan hawke is here. Phil collins is here. [ cheers and applause ] oh man, oh man. Guys, i think you got to turn up your tvs, put on headphones, whatever you got to do. This sound is just fantastic tonight and i just cant wait for that. I just am having a great day today. Guys, life is a constant learning experience. You learn something new every so i thought it might be fun for a few of us to share what weve learned today in a new segment called, today i learned. [ cheers and applause ] . . . Today i learned . . . Here we go. For instance, today i learned that as an american, its important to get out there and vote because if you dont, ryan lochte could win dancing with the stars. Anything . Steve yeah, i did. Jimmy you did . Steve you know what . Today i learned that jon bon jovi calls everyone hes not related to non bon jovi. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy quest . Questlove yes. Jimmy where are you, buddy . Questlove im right here, jimmy. Oh hey man. What about you did you learn anything . Yeah. I learned that m. Night shayamalans full name is not monday night shayamalan. [ au jimmy mark . Mark . I learned that its impossible to compare apples and oranges. Theyre completely different. One is the color orange, and the other is the color apple. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy how about our stage manager, mike kilkenny. Whatd you learn . I learned that you dont get a free happy meal if you go to mcdonalds dressed up a as ronald mcdonald, but you do get jimmy you got to stop doing that, buddy. You got to stop doing that. How about our camera guy, kurt decker. Kurt, what did you learn . I learned that if you see a a small mound of raisinettes in the woods, dont eat them, especially if they fell out of a deers butt. [ applause ] jimmy oh my god. Good tip. Tariq, where are you buddy . Im over here, jimmy. Jimmy oh, hey. Did you learn anything today, man . Mmhmm. I learned that you can get kicked out of a chuck e. Cheese for jumping on stage with the band and yelling, youre not real [ applause ] jimmy theyre not real . Steve what . Jimmy finally, i learned that you cant always get what you want, but if you try sometimes, you just might find, you can get sued for plagiarism. Well be right back with ethan hawke, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] . . Electrical charges live at the heart of every hybrid. Only a few. Truly move us. With over one million on the road, lexus hybrids are this is the story of how mr. Bonejangles met his match. Mr. Bonejangles was always looking for something. But he never found it. Until one day. Seven in dog time. Exactly what he didnt know he was looking for fell right in his lap. Was he expecting the perfect toy at an amazing price . No, of course not, hes a dog. But thats the beauty of a store full of surprises. You never know what youre gonna find, but you know youre gonna love it. Marshalls. Your surprise is waiting. Ah, beth. So the elevator is stuck again. With directv and at t you can stream your favorite shows without using your data. That makes you more powerful than being stuck in an elevator its your tv, take it with you. Watch all your live channels, on your devices, datafree. When you ache and havent slept. Youre not you. Tylenol . Pm relieves pain and helps you fall fast asleep and stay asleep. We give you a better night. Youre a better you all day. Tylenol . Electrical charges live at the heart of every hybrid. Only a few. Truly move us. With over one million on the road, lexus hybrids are . . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our first guest tonight is a multiple Academy Award and tony nominee. You can see him in the new violence, which is now playing in select theaters and on demand and itunes. Everyone, please welcome my man, ethan hawke. [ cheers and applause ] . . . . Jimmy nothing but love nothing but love for you, ethan hawke. When phil collins is in the house, you got to dance. Jimmy i mean, you got to go. You got to let your heart sing. Jimmy thank you for coming back to the show. Well, thanks for having me. Jimmy you know i love you and well get to me gushing about other things about your career, which i always do. No, you can do that. Thats fun. Jimmy you dont mind that . No, the audience loves it when you do that. [ light laughter ] jimmy i got to ask, have you worn the jacket at all . Do you remember it . Do you know what im talking about . Well, what do you you havese out online . Jimmy ive not seen it, no. cause i gave you this i mean, i was gonna wear it. I wear it all the time. I was going to wear it tonight but i thought that would be, like, obvious and weird. Jimmy yeah, its like a a blazer, leather blazer with saturday night live embroidered on it. I know what it is, jimmy. [ light laughter ] ive been all over the internet, you know, with i wear it every day. Jimmy oh, you do . Well, you brought some photos . Yeah, oh, yeah. These are here. Jimmy this is you are you jogging here . Yeah, well, this is me [ laughter ] this is me practicing for the marathon, just in your jacket, m