Camila cabello, and featuring the legendary ros crew. Questlove 577 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon . . . . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy wow, fantastic hey welcome welcome, welcome, welcome. Thank you very much. Thank you for being here. Welcome to the tonight show. This is it. Youve made it. [ cheers and applause ] youre here. Heres what everyones talking about. Of course, you guys, today, is the day before thanksgiving. [ cheers and applause ] so, thats exciting. Year. Yeah. In fact, airports are so busy the t. S. A. Asks passengers to just pat each other down. [ laughter and applause ] theyre like, where you headed . Yeah, where you going . Yeah, me too. I know where youre going. Youre my dad. [ laughter ] yeah, im going with you. Yeah, its so busy, some airports had to open up a a chilis 3, 4 and 5. [ laughter ] steve really . Jimmy thats how busy it is. I saw the Chicago Ohare Airport even had therapy dogs roaming around the terminals today to help stressedout travelers. It made everyoneax for the people with weed in their carryons. [ laughter ] theyre like, get out of here go fetch go fetch actually, i saw that today was dubbed weed wednesday because Marijuana Dispensary sales go up almost 30 the day before thanksgiving. [ light laughter ] [ cheers ] you you know youre stoned at thanksgiving when you have to ask, how longs my hand been inside this turkey . [ laughter ] just go. Just go. Get out of the room. Steve wheres the baster . Dispensary in colorado is offering holiday gift packages that include pot brownies and other edibles. Yeah. Its expected to be the first edible arrangement people actually want. [ laughter ] steve ho hey [ applause ] you care for some lukewarm cantaloupe . [ laughter ] only about 30 people ate it. [ laughter ] of course, not everyone is able to make it home to eat thanksgiving dinner with their families. So we put together this timeline of what the typical american thanksgiving is like, just so you can watch this and feel like youre not missing out. Fi with an apple pie that she baked herself. Your mom already bought an apple pie at the store, so this will be a thing. [ laughter and applause ] steve wow. Jimmy then, in the kitchen, your grandfather will wander in after two bourbons and say, turkeys small this year. Even though its the same size every year, but [ laughter and applause ] meanwhile, in the living room, everyone will be watching football, awkwardly sitting through a viagra commercial. [ laughter and applause ] [ whistles ] then, at the dinner table, political talk, your grandmother will say, great, now i can talk about all my ailments. [ laughter and applause ] and finally, the conversation will have that magical beat of silence where somebody says, well, i think its time we get going. [ laughter ] and thats how thanksgiving usually goes, so i hope you have a great one. [ cheers and applause ] well, donald trump has been very busy this week preparing to take office. In fact, he released a video with an update on his white house transition and his policy plans for his first 100 days as president. He says hes hard at work, but i noticed something odd during the video. Take a look at this. Today i would like to provide the American People with an update on the white house transition and our policy plans for the first 100 days. Our Transition Team is working very efficiently and effectively . . Jimmy hes doing it from one of his casinos. Steve one of his casinos. Jimmy yeah, exactly. Steve thats insane. Jimmy i knew i didnt buy it. [ light laughter ] and this is pretty big. After previously calling it a a hoax, yesterday donald trump acknowledged that Global Warming might be real. Trump was like, i just had a a hard time believing something could get hotter as it got older, and i just didnt know. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] steve heyoh hey, hey, hey oh [ cheers and applause ] jimmy it didnt really feel warm. But the big news today that is donald trump has appointed South Carolina governor nikki haley to be ambassador to the united nations. Yeah. Her main job will be learning how to say sorry in over a a dozen languages. [ laughter and applause ] finally, i read about a new app called dropcar that offers an ondemand Valet Service where a a stranger meets you, takes your car, and parks it for you. [ laughter ] they say its perfect if youre on the go and you never want to see your car again. There you go. [ applause ] we have a great show, you guys. Give it up for the roots [ cheers and applause ] . . . . Jimmy hey, everybody its been a great week so far. Theres more ahead. Tomorrow night, we are spending thanksgiving with the hilarious kevin james. Steve oh, funny. Jimmy man, oh man, is he funny. [ cheers and applause ] we have something fun planned with him, something very messy. Be sure to tune in for that. Plus tim gunn will be here as well. We love tim gunn. [ cheers and applause ] make it work and we have great music from the weeknd is doing a medley. Steve wow medley for us. Steve so its a long weekend. Jimmy it is a long weekend and a long weeknd song, yeah. Hes doing starboy, and then, hes gonna mix it in with something else. Its going to be fun. But first, we have a fantastic show tonight. We loved her in how to be single and this is 40. Now shes starring in the new film, the comedian, alongside Robert De Niro. Leslie mann is dropping by. Steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh my goodness. We love her. Steve come on jimmy shes awesome. Shes funny too. Also joining us tonight, this guy is just one of the most talented dudes ever. Frozen or as king george in hamilton. Now hes starring in a big new David Fincher series for netflix called mind hunter. Ooh. Our pal Jonathan Groff is here steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy plus, we do this bit. We feature this from time to time. We love doing this bit. I really enjoy it. Its featuring some amazing kid inventors in a segment we call fallonventions, and its good to see what these kids come up with. [ cheers and applause ] i have a few inventions of my own. Steve always. Jimmy yeah, yeah, it sho music from Machine Gun Kelly and Camila Cabello steve yo [ cheers and applause ] jimmy Camila Cabello hey, guys. Were in week 12 of the nfl season, and the big thanksgiving thursday night football matchup is between the Pittsburgh Steelers and the Indianapolis Colts right here on nbc. Its a big matchup. [ cheers and applause ] everyone watches football after thanksgiving dinner. Now, as you know, at the end of every season, they give an award, like most valuable player, but they also give out like most likely to succeed, class clown, stuff like that. So with that in mind, its time for tonight show superlatives. Here we go. [ cheers and applause ] . Tonight show superlatives . Jimmy our first player is tyler matakevich. Hes a linebacker for the Pittsburgh Steelers. He was voted most likely to be Jesse Tyler Ferguson after thanksgiving dinner. [ laughter and applause ] steve wow. Im jimmy next up is justin gilbert. He was voted most likely to put on his jersey with the hanger still inside. [ laughter and applause ] well, that the best way to keep it. Steve there, you got to keep it you got to keep it separate. Jimmy next up is steelers wide receiver antonio brown. He was voted most likely to learn things by plugging himself into a usb port. [ laughter and applause ] which is very tricky to do. [ laughter ] its not easy. Steve hey, you know. Its not easy. Made this face as he slowly rises over the side of your bathroom stall. [ laughter and applause ] steve is everything going good in there . [ light laughter ] i hope everything comes out okay. [ light laughter ] jimmy our next player is Vince Williams [ laughter ] who was voted most likely to pop out of nowhere and say, you talking about me . [ applause ] next up is b. J. Finney. He was voted most likely to quote larry the cable guy in his wedding vows. Steve really . Gitrdone [ laughter and applause ] jimmy gitrdone. I love him. And finally, from the steelers is david decastro. He was voted most likely to be sitting between a democrat and a republican at the thanksgiving table. [ laughter ] there you go, guys. [ cheers and applause ] those are your nfl superlatives. Well be back with more of the tonight show [ cheers and applause ] they come into this world ugly and messy. Ideas are frightening because they threaten what is known. They are the natural born enemy of the way things are. And messy and fragile. But under the proper care, z24zwz z12fz . . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome back welcome back, everybody. Welcome to the tonight show. If you love seeing new inventions and you love brilliant kids then youre another round of ges fallonventions. Here we go. . . [ cheers and applause ] steve welcome to ges fallonventions. Jimmy fallons night of inventions. [ cheers and applause ] . . Jimmy now, i love inventions. And im okay with kids. [ laughter ] so i got together with ge and we found some of the best and brightest kids out there. I think youre going to be amazed at what they came up with. Lets meet our first inventor. Come on out here, cameron. . . [ cheers and ae jimmy how are you doing, my friend . How are you doing, buddy . Cameron, cameron, how old are you, where are you from . Im nine and im from buffalo, new york. Jimmy hey, cool, welcome, buddy. Now, what is your invention . My invention is the slider bench. Jimmy all right, this is the slider bench. Uhhuh. Jimmy okay. Now how did you come up with this invention here . I came up with it when i was in the piano lesson and i was doing four octave scales and i was having trouble reaching all the keys on the piano. And my piano teacher said it would be nice if somebody invented a piano bench that with short arms can reach all of the keys on the piano, so i did. [ laughter ] jimmy so you did it, you took it upon yourself to do it, and you really did. How did you make it . I made it by attaching a go cart seat to old skateboard wheels and then i put it inside of an old piano bench. Jimmy thats genius, i love this. Can you show us how it goes . Sure. . . . . . . Jimmy slider bench. There we go. [ cheers and applause ] . . . . Jimmy got that way. . . . . . . Jimmy look at that, theres the [ cheers and applause ] thats what im talking about. Im sending that to george lucas, thats fantastic, cameron. That is a good invention, slider bench. [ cheers and applause ] send that to j. J. Abrams. Its almost as brilliant as something i invented, cameron. Now i love eating a big scoop of ice cream out of a waffle cone, who doesnt. But what happens when you do that . It drips all over your hand. Well, thats not going to happen if you use the waffle mitt. Now look. Its a completely edible mitt. Made out of waffle. [ laughter ] you just put the ice cream right on in the mitt there. The thing is fantastic no one cares. Put your mitt in here, buddy. See how this works. Yeah. Scoop the ice cream right there in your mitt. And then take a bite of that. [ laughter ] look at this right here. Is this fun . Then you could eat the ice cream, then you could eat your mitt. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] yeah. Loser whatevs. Jimmy thank you for being here, cameron. Im not showing it to george lucas. Lets meet our next inventor sherwood. Sherwood, are you here . Hey, buddy. . . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy how you doing sherwood . Come here, buddy. Sherwood, how old are you, where are you from . 16, and from guelph ontario, canada. Jimmy hey, thats what im talking about, very good. Now, what is your invention here . This is exciting. So this is my fencing dummy. Jimmy fencing dummy, yup. Its powered by pneumatic cylinder. Jimmy of course. [ laughter ] one of those old pneumatic cylinder dummies, yeah, yeah, yeah. [ laughter ] and its hooked up to an air compressor over there. Jimmy okay, so fencing dummy. Howd you come up with this thing . In fencing just like any other sport theres a lot of drills and practice. But you need somebody whos willing to get hit over and over again. So i created this. Jimmy i have that problem, yeah. [ laughter ] well, lets see how it works there. Show me how it works . Yeah. Jimmy cool. [ laughter ] clearly youve been watching a a lot of west world. Here we go. Oh hey oh yeah. Well, you oh, whoa, hey thats right. Thats very good. . . [ cheers and applause ] can i try it . You mind if i try it . Thank you, my friend. Thank you, sherwood. Hello, dummy. [ laughter ] ready . All right, go. Go again. [ laughter ] im going to get better at fencing. This all works and thats good and exciting. Its dangerous and i love danger. And its fun. But what happens . What happens if youre just walking by the dummy, hey, can i talk to you a second, dummy, everything good . [ laughter ] game over, dummy en guarde come here a second, sherwood. Sherwood, this is a real invention sherwood . [ laughter ] sherwood, youre 16 years old, right . Do you have your own room . Yep. Jimmy yeah. Youre hanging out in your messy room, right . Just a teenaged dude, youre like, whats up . Leave me alone, mom, i want to listen to my music, you know. I want to go fencing i want to fence with my dummy. [ laughter ] all right, all right. [ cheers and applause ] theres dirty laundry all over the place and your moms nagging to put your laundry in the washing machine and you dont want to do it because its boring, right . Well, not if youve got the laundry launder. All right . Check this thing out. You just put your dirty laundry in here, right . And then, aim it at the washing machine, there you go. You see what im saying. [ cheers and applause ] ready to try this . Your mom wont even believe this. Like, im not doing my laundry, really . Ill do it, bye, mom. Show her. Whatever. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] go on get out of here. We did that on purpose. He wasnt going to wet his beak on that invention. Lets meet our last inventors. Come on over, claire and sadie, everyone. . . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hi, guys. Now, now you are claire . Yep. Jimmy you are sadie . Yes. Jimmy okay. Now here, you can stand over here, claire. Now, you are sisters . Yes. Jimmy how old are you guys . Im ten, shes six. Jimmy hey, very cool, welcome to the show. Where are you from . Weare, New Hampshire. Jimmy where . Weare. Its called weare. The town is called weare. Jimmy where . [ laughter ] its called weare, the town is called weare. Jimmy yeah, where in New Hampshire . [ laughter ] what im saying, where in New Hampshire . Weare, New Hampshire. Jimmy yeah, where in New Hampshire . Thats right. Yeah. Jimmy no, where . [ cheers and applause ] got you with weare. How do you spell weare is it w . Its weare. And the way i learned to spell it was is we are, and then you put them together. Jimmy hey, perfect. There you go. [ applause ] sadie, what is your invention here, my friend . Its the amazing curb climber. Jimmy the amazing curb climber. Now, can you show me how this works . How did you come up with this, first of all . So i Cerebral Palsy which means i have to use a walker. So one day i was at the library. And they have these big steps. And i couldnt get up because my walker couldnt climb up curbs or stairs. So i decided to make one that could. And so i did. Jimmy i love it. I think its a great idea. Lets see how it works. Lets see the amazing curb look at that, the three wheels. See this is genius. Youre a genius. I love this. [ cheers and applause ] . . Can it go over my foot . Of course it can. Jimmy oh, ahh, oh, oi, oh, oh, ahh just kidding. [ laughter ] i love it. Its a great invention. Are you on camera . Youre on camera there cool. [ laughter ] you girls are so talented. Im very, very impressed with you guys. Lets get all our inventors back here. Come on everybody. . . [ cheers and applause ] [ laughter ] i do have one more thing to show you. Ge wants young minds to dream big. So there. [ cheers and applause ] theyre giving each of you guys 5,000 to help further your education. . . [ cheers and applause ] there you go. There. Oh, sorry, buddy. There you go, cameron. There you go. We got your check right there. Congratulations, guys. s guys. [ cheers and applause ] thank you, cameron, sherwood, claire and sadie and our friends at ge for more check out the ge fallonvention website to see some of my inventions. 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Hey dad . . Wishes do come true. The lincoln wish list sales event is on. Get exceptional offers on the lincoln family of luxury vehicles. Sign and drive off in a new 2017 lincoln mkc with zero down . . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh our first guest is a very talented actress. Her new movie the comedian opens next friday, december 2nd in new york and l. A. And nationwide january 13th. Please welcome the always delightful leslie mann, ladies and gentlemen . . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy you look gorgeous. Hello, how are you . Jimmy so good to see you. Happy almost thanksgiving to you. Happy almost thanksgiving. Jimmy i got to see the family backstage. Yes. Jimmy which is fantastic. I love your family. Yes, thank you. Jimmy a judd apatows your husband. And maude and iris. Right . Yep, maude 18. Gorgeous family. Look at this. Thats maude and thats iris. Jimmy i mean, come on, happy family back there. How is everyone doing . Everyones fun . Everyones good. Maude is 18 and just went away to college. Shes at northwestern in chicago. [ cheers ] jimmy oh, thats a good school. Is that tough for you, though . Its a devastating. Jimmy it is. [ light laughter ] i dont know if any of you are mothers, but its like it wa