yo, i want to wear this-- i want to wear this one. - no. - come on. - hey, papi chulo-- - if that ain't me. papi chulo for real. would you look at that? - dude, what about one of these? - that's like papi likes math. math with a couple of pencils here and a little protractor. - what about this one right here? - oh, i like this sort of like referee, gucci. so when you guys play soccer, i can go, ok, you got a foul, fouled out, mike. - yeah. if there's a fight, and you're like, "[imitates whistle]" - ok, guys, let's do that fight over again. keep your hands to yourself. keep your--hey, hey, stop fighting. stop fighting. - [chuckles] - but neither one of us are tall enough. [both grunt] - dude, it's like high-fiving an nba player. you're like, what's up, man? - what's up, shaq? - what's up, shaq? [laughter] ♪ - what do you think? boots, too? - yeah, exactly. ♪ i think these bad boys will be absolutely perfect. - that's right, my brother man. what kind of leather is this, brother? - monster fish.