The temperature, right, and where can you put your hands in order here, i ask you, yes, doctor, whats wrong with him, what is the patient complaining about, the question is clear, i answer, for general weakness, for a cough, for a headache, so have you been coughing for a long time . No, language, ugh, there, so, yeah, in what sense, yeah, well, thats so to speak, lets see the temperature, oh, young man, the score is not in your favor, hyperexia 41. 2, oh, youll have to be hospitalized, what . Well send you to the hospital, invite the orderlies, what now . Okay, im going with you, the sick person needs a car, no, no, im sick, ill ask you to step aside, be careful, be careful , be careful, nothing, nothing, well cure, well cure, lets, lets, lie down, lie down, semyon. Dont worry, thats it it will be good, well go to the collective farm now, i made the turn correctly, and she drove onto the left side, where should i have gone, you should also look, please, comrade colonel, senior lieutenant petrakov, im listening to you, thats right, lieutenant, im. Seriously ill, look whats going on here, help, please, please , igor, meet me at the hotel in my room, run, there are, comrades, drivers, in the cars, igor, how did you get here, thats it i was walking past , i kept thinking id see you, i didnt bother you, well okay, sit down, ill give you a ride, doctor, the patient has disappeared, in what sense . Literally, yes, indeed. Medicine is powerless. This means that you were not offended by me for not returning the slalami to you. What . You see, the editor called and i had to urgently leave because of this semenov, but i just cant find him. Well, of course, tomorrow i could catch him at hockey. Are you going to be at the finals . Thats the thing, no. I am on duty at the number and me. And tomorrow you will perform in this whats his name and in himself and arivider cheroma about arivider chi dont worry , youll get every penny, and roma will also come from me personally. Hello kids, what is this . What about the newspaper . Evening newspaper . Right, whats in this newspaper . Thats exactly what . And what . Like what . Interview with comrade kukushkin . Yes, thats whats in this newspaper . And what . Is there anything wrong there . Is everything wrong there . Well, tell me, why did you turn me from a gymnast into a cavalryman . Understand . Uh. I had a horse and a crossbar written down about you, but i decided to do a steeplechase, but what else is this, you tell me, citizens, why am i a boxer figure skater . They called you names, read, Ivan Konstantinovich dubrov has been standing at the end since childhood, so he is the best figure skater in the petrovsky region, but i didnt stand behind my skates, but why did you decide that im a quiet athlete suddenly a ski jumper, and the question is clear, i answer, i know that you are a jumper and you decided that if you jump high , you will jump even more from a height, i understand, no, i understood one thing, since you messed everything up, we cant perform at the spartakiad, we need to reel in our fishing rods and leave today, bye the press didnt take on us, thats right, screw up your monads, its a sin far away, well leave today, i understand, just a minute , where are you going, and how can i explain where my best personnel went, requests will be sent to the collective farms for which you are registered with me, it will turn out that there are no such citizens at all . This is the end for us, this is the end for you, no, sorry, for us, you think i wont tell about you, you dont hope, im a famous person, if i get caught, ill get everyone out, every last one, ill Say Something like that, dont be happy, then lets see how you are received in your societies, how you return to your societies, just try to leave, i myself will go to to the authorities and i confess everything, i still disappear. Wait, wait, wait hes sleeping, while no one is going to leave yet, thats right, im saying, guys, what if we compete in our usual sports, and not as written in the newspaper, but if they ask, lets say, the correspondent got it wrong, and thats right , no, guys, you dont know people, as soon as she says that shes messed up, shell start digging, were screwed. comrades, i admit my mistake, i condemn my outrageous act, but we need to do exactly what our press tells us, i understood, no, yes, there is only one thing left, yurka will sit on a horse, but i have never sat on one in my life, but what can i do, sizy will ride on figure skates, yes, yes, and vitya will jump from the springboard, just once, start. Due to the harmfulness of production, i hope, yes, yes , good guys, its good, trying on a hat, heres a pink one, its small, how small, good, okay, lets go, thank you, sura, and you have a good horse , humble, yeah, come on, wait, wait, well, well, wait, well, leg, leg, ah, listen, come here, well. Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, well, leg, leg, on the contrary, well done, quietly, quietly, well done, lets go, hello, good afternoon. Turn, straighten up lets go yes, why is he crazy . He got the crazy horse turn back, replace his mare where are you going wait, sorry, i got the wrong horse. He pushes crazy horses, and also demands good results. Ready, march well done this is the same kolachev, he flies like a mountain eagle, im very glad to meet you, i respect ski jumpers, the most dangerous sports profession, yes, thats it, here to break your head over a couple of trifles, of course , you dont care, you. As i see, you must love the springboard since childhood, yes you should, the newspaper says that today you are making your anniversary, so to speak, hundredth jump, this is definitely the hundredth, its just like the fact that im a ski jumper, yeah, well, thank you, twentyeighth, as they say, no fluff, no pirate, comedian, march, where, why did you bring him here, why extra witnesses, oh, ah i didnt bring him, he came on his own, i understood, no, why are you sour . One minute everything is done, a minute, how at least 60 seconds, thirty four, oh, your number, if anything happens, the funeral is at your expense, yes, come on, come on, march, well , it was, it wasnt , get out of there, get down, the photojournalist blinded him, you know, blinded him, here , here it is, otherwise first place would be in our pocket if you knew what kind of jumper it is, a mountain eagle. Vanyusha, come here, its slippery, slippery, if it werent for the slippery ones, i would have gone myself, with the trampolines, with the horse racing, everything is fine, now its up to you , take off your jacket, ill get you a real uniform, i cant, you can, look, child and that maybe, come on, come on quickly, why the hell should i go out on the ice in this stupid suit, twirl my butt in front of the public, nothing, intelligent, fashionable, suitable, lets go, get ready, get ready. Ivan dubrov performs, petrovsky district, what happened, because dubrov is an excellent skater, about whom the evening newspaper wrote yesterday, but the impression is as if he was on the ice for the first time. Ah, thats the thing, i didnt realize it right away, dubrov is really an excellent skater, he just prepared a comic number for a newcomer on ice in the form of a free program, you yourself understand what kind of art you need to have. In order to show a parody of a person who first appeared on the ice, pushkin. Your nugget, my, is good, you hear the applause of the audience, this is the best assessment of the skill of ivan dubroy, we will meet again after the break, when the hockey final match begins. Korolev, igor, comrade semyonov, come in for a minute, come on, come on, korolev, igor, igor, where are you, i didnt recognize you, how did you get here . Today nina ivanna agreed to be on duty in my place, and i decided talk to semyonov yourself, and you will help me with this, okay . Okay, i dont feel comfortable going into the locker room, you go tell him i need him. I listen, decide to do it, there is, igor, the locker room is there, yes , i completely forgot, and dont forget to come see me in the press box, listen, where did you find this semyonov, and he is our peter the great player, first class, now youll see for yourself in the finals , somehow i havent heard anything about him, but i carried him among the wide collective farm masses, ice cream, tama ice cream, please , you will, no, reflected, you will, you will, will. Kukushkin, you see, hes sitting with a briefcase , call him here, come on, come on, come on, theyre calling you there, just a minute, people are at the stadium, i cant go out on the ice, oh damn. So everything was going well, we got off the springboard safely, is it really going to go wrong, or maybe she wont find out for you, and what if you glued a mustache to your beard, and why are you laughing, im just about ready to laugh now, with such things my tummy is filled with laughter you wont get it, but what if you talk to her, tell her so that she doesnt make a fuss, you know how to talk to their gender, then the gender, or else newspaper girl, she is sleeping and sees material for a filieton to find for. Make sure no one comes in. Facts for filetton. Leave it in the Editorial Office . Oh no, no, i cant. I can only have a decent meeting, so to speak, face to face. You can not . Well, ill just go through moscow and go into the truth. The facts are such that narenyane himself will gasp. What . Will you come in now . That s another matter, okay, okay, drive up to the hotel, ill be waiting for you, i understand, no, in general, as long as she goes there, while she waits, you can calmly go out on the ice, i believe, friends, if she doesnt go, look. Where is this damn bus, i wish i could get away from here, its beautiful, its good that hes still alive. this is not a horse, this is a tiger, and i can write memoirs for 30 seconds in the next world, hang with my brains, its scary to remember, it was worth traveling 100 km to beat off my little liver, where is kukushkin, yes, when he is with us will be paid, right after hockey, well go pick up korolev, there well pay, not korolev, but semenov, i forgot about the disguise again, i forgot, i forgot, but i remember everything, a noble combine operator, a comrade of semeon, a girls surname korolev, if only he didnt fall into the clutches of his journalist, otherwise. Then warm greetings to everyone, well, korolev semyonov, who else do you have, now hold on, where is the bus, why, be careful, i cant i didnt like this igor right away, dastraler , i wonder where kukushkin just pulled him out of, well, ill find out later, you can rest assured, but what can i say , he disgraced the whole team, they should kick him out, well, thats all right, but its easier to kick him out everything, but he needs to be taught a lesson properly, always in front of spectators, this is true, and so that others dont it was customary, but hush, hush, guys , how to do this, if we could come to an agreement with the enemy and the audience, we would arrange a circus on ice for this guest performer, well, i can take on the enemy and the audience, but what are you going to do, there is a plan , come on guys , lets come here, number eight, district agronomist, number. Such pies, i understand, no, the question is clear, i answer, i understand, be careful, citizen, lets go, guys, well, lets finally show someone, where does the crayfish spend the winter, and how can we show it . A lot of people gathered for the final meeting today. Spectators, and i barely managed to get into the commentary booth here, i was almost even late, but everything ended well, so the teams take to the air, lets see what the already beloved by the audience, the leader of the attack petrovtsev igor semenov, will show in todays match, the puck in the game, it was owned by the petrovites, they have a strong opponent today, the hockey players of the kovrov region, who are determined to win the honorary prize, now of course there will be a transfer to semyonov. Well, what is this . Semyonov was in the most advantageous position, but there were no passes for him followed. Semyonov tries to take possession of the puck. In the semifinal match , petrovs entire game was based on semenov, now the teams most productive player, as if he was turned off from the game. Semyonov is not given the puck by his own defender. Hes a player on the opposing team. He doesnt even understand what happened, can you see how surprised he is . Fields, be quiet, dont shout, now everything will be written out like clockwork. Yes, and they just laugh at him, well, finally semyonovs puck, he enters the opponents zone, now a shot will follow, well, its his own player who takes the puck from him at the last moment, no ashamed, shameless, pass the pass, semyonov has the puck, he rushes towards the goal, but for some reason the urovians dont attack him, they just opened the way for him to the goal, but the goalkeeper left the goal, throw. A strange goal, the first goal was scored by master of sports igor korolev, hired for money by kukushkin. Do you hear the reaction of the indignant spectators . I have not forgotten about the honor and dignity of athletes. For the final match, the sad ending of those who are here, we end our report from this unusual friendly trial. Yes, lyudochka, you didnt waste your time, you studied completely the inner world of your hero. I was very lucky. This will be the first filiton in my life. And guess what . Call it a free kick. When a person doesnt burn out, he burns out, where can i be transferred now, maybe to paradise culture, huh . Maybe for scrap, or maybe for dog breeding, or maybe this is the end, i understand, no. A new day on the russia channel, the news begins, the main news, in the studio vera tarasova, hello 800 Ukrainian Military personnel, 13 tanks, 10 Armored Vehicles and 25 howitzers were destroyed over the past 24 hours. In dnepropetrovsk region the missile and bomb arsenal at the dolgintsevo airfield was hit. A unit of the west group repelled four counterattacks in the kharkov region. The enemy, with the support of heavy equipment, tried to regain lost positions near senkovka, but was stopped by aviation and artillery fire. In this footage , kamikat drones destroy a ukrainian t64 tank, and here. Paratroopers knock out ukrainian soldiers from strongholds near verbov. In the kherson region, lancet was attacked by two tanks that fired at our fortification from the right bank dnieper. There are fighters in the kremensky forest. The Airborne Forces captured a sabotage detachment. More and more ukrainian soldiers are refusing to carry out orders from kiev. In these footage, which was published by the militants themselves, the commander of the rifle detachment reads out the next directive of the general staff, and then gives the command to leave the formation for those who do not intend to storm russian positions. Almost the entire Ukrainian Armed forces detachment took a step forward. Attacks on yemen threaten to further deteriorate the situation of the countrys citizens. This was stated in the russian media. Attacks. Led by the usa and britain have already called a wave of protests and not only in yemen itself. In washington, demonstrators almost overcame the fence near the white house, while simultaneously throwing bottles at the police. At the same time, the United States and britain are ready to strike again. The American Press writes that the first attacks reduced the offensive potential of the houthis slightly, by less than a third. In the attacked yemen , antiamerican sentiments sharply intensified. The military authorities are threatening america with retribution. According to experts, it is not empty. Not only coalition ships may become targets for retaliatory strikes in the red sea, but American Military bases, including those located in kator. Israel continues to attack Populated Areas in the gaza strip. On sunday , sideir elbalah and rafah were attacked, with dozens of deaths reported. The israeli army also carried out raids in jinn, nablusia and other cities in the second palestinian territory of the west bank. Four militants were also killed. War in gas israel will not end the war with netanyahu named new conditions for ending hamas until it takes control of the border the gas sector with egypt, he said. Demonstrations for a ceasefire are taking place in Different Countries of the world; there were mass protests in israel itself in tel aviv, jerusalem, and haifa, tens of thousands of people. In germany , today berlin may be completely blocked, hundreds of pieces of Farm Equipment are already traveling to the capital in a continuous line, Agricultural Workers from neighboring countries have joined the striking germans, hundreds of tractors and trucks have pulled up from poland, the czech republic, austria, switzerland, belgium, france, netherlands. The protests have not subsided for the seventh day in a row, children are actively involved in the protests, traffic lights and symbols of the Ruling Coalition in the country are also being demolished; it is called a traffic light after the colors of the participating parties. Farmers are categorically against the abolition of benefits for agricultural producers; they were going to be deprived first of all of discounts on diesel fuel and tax benefits. After mass indignation, the German Authorities decided to cancel the benefits not immediately, but gradually and not in full, but this compromise did not suit the farmers; they decided to continue the protests. A temperature drop of 30 awaits residents of central russia. After the frost, it will be near zero in the Capital Region. And in siberia and the urals, snowstorms do not disappear. In the omsk region, the movement of buses and taxis on federal highways is temporarily limited. Wind gusts reached 25 m s. Cars were literally blown off the road. In the orenburg region, snowstorms extended restrictions on a section of the m5 ural highway. Visibility on the roads is reduced. There is the first accident in the region of cold weather. In crimea, the storm warning was extended, in sevastopol on skolsky public transport is stalling on the streets, more than 40 cm of snow fell in one day, fans of winter entertainment at aypetri full house are happy about this. In kuban, the snow alternates with hail; on the sochi passes , special equipment is working in intensive mode. On sakhalin, schoolchildren were transferred to remote work because of the cyclone; utility workers are rushing to clear the streets even after the previous snowfall. Local residents decided to support them and treated the workers. A designer from st. Petersburg began to use Virtual Reality for Design Equipment for Nuclear Power plants