Ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. [ cheers and applause ] seth good evening. Im seth meyers, this is late night. How is everybody doing tonight . [ cheers and applause ] thats fantastic. Before we get to the news tonight, i just have to address one thing. President trump yesterday reversed former president obamas policies on Public Schools letting transgender students use the bathroom to correspond with their gender identity, which brings us to a segment we call hey. [ applause ] seth hey, what are you doing . [ laughter ] as i understand it you were elected to bring jobs back to the u. S. , now, you dont want to let transgender kids use the bathroom of the gender they identify with. Do you think thats why the Auto Industry went to mexico, for the bathrooms . [ light laughter ] first, you demonize muslims, then immigrants and now the transgender community. Hey, just because you want to bring back coal mining, doesnt mean you have to bring back everything from the 1800s. [ cheers and applause ] and hey, during the election, you told the Lgbt Community and i quote, i will fight for you. Did you not mean to include the word for . [ laughter ] theres apparently [ cheers and applause ] theres apparently this fear that transgender kids are using it as a ruse to sneak into restrooms and grab people by the genitals but if youre looking for the kind of person who would do that, you need to look no further than the oval office. [ cheers and applause ] hes right there. And hey, melania, i know you wanted to work on an Anti Bullying Campaign and now i know where you can start. This has been hey. [ cheers ] now, lets get to the news. The annual conservative Political Action conference began today. Here are some of the headliners. Its basically the nations largest gathering of before pictures. [ light laughter ] a new poll has found that despite president trumps claims only 24 of people see his white house as a finely tuned machine. Well, it may not be finally tuned but it is well oiled. [ light laughter ] how are you going to do your hair today . Im going to put oil in it. Cool, ill do it, too. Well be hair twins. Dude, are you surprised dads president . Yeah. [ laughter ] White House Press secretary, sean spicer, yesterday denied that the administrations order revoking lgbt protections sparked a disagreement between attorney general, Jeff Sessions and educations secretary, betsy devos. Spicer also denied that he got his job after putting a quarter in a machine and whispering, i wish i were big. [ laughter ] the nypd sent out a message today telling residents that despite president trumps executive order, new york city will remain a safe place for all immigrants. Im counting on it said one immigrant. [ cheers and applause ] we got you. We got you. Today was International Dog biscuit appreciation day. Theres a party later tonight, but i heard its going to be a real snausage fest. [ light laughter ] [ applause ] a new report projects that by 20 20 the Legal Marijuana industry will create more than a quarter of a million jobs for people to be late to. [ laughter ] and finally, chlamydia has reportedly become a major threat amongst australias koala populations. Scientists first became aware of the problem after receiving a late night text. [ light laughter ] ladies and gentlemen, we have a great show for you tonight. [ cheers and applause ] she stars in the incredible new film get out, you know her from girls, our friend, Allison Williams is back on the show. [ cheers and applause ] and that film her film is fantastic. Very excited to talk to her about that. From the new web series drive share on go90 comedians, paul scheer and rob huebel are on the show. [ cheers and applause ] very good friends of mine. Im so excited theyre here. And author of the new comic novel the sell out paul beatty is here, everybody. Its a fantastic book. Awardwinning book. Before we get to all that good stuff, donald trump has spent a lot of time as president golfing and tweeting. Meanwhile, republican members of congress are in their home district facing down constituents angry over trump and the gops agenda. For more on this, its time for a closer look. [ cheers and applause ] seth trump has spent a lot of time in his first month in office down at his private club in florida, maralago, away from washington and when he is at the white house, he always seems a little uncomfortable like today, when he held a round table meeting with Business Leaders and the ceo of the Campbell Soup company, introduced herself to trump. Thank you, mr. President. Denise morrison from Campbell Soup company. Good soup. [ laughter ] seth he talks to ceos the way i awkwardly talk to my aunt. Good soup. Nice weather were having. Meanwhile, members of congress are in their home districts right now meeting with constituents and look, its not easy being a member of congress these days, facing down angry voters at rowdy town halls, standing under those hot lights, getting yelled at by your constituents. Im sure theyd love to get out of there and just relax for awhile like this guy. As president , Donald Trumps visited two florida golf courses he owns near maralago. Nearly every weekend since taking office, playing six times so far. Seth you played golf six times in one month . Are you the president of the United States or a San Diego Dentist . [ laughter ] now, some of you might be saying but he criticized obama for golfing, what about that . Well, you are forgetting that when it comes to being a hypocrite, donald trump has a zero handicap. [ laughter ] hes the tiger woods of hypocrisy. [ cheers and applause ] now, most people, myself included, probably dont care that trump is golfing but obviously hes a little embarrassed because the president s team has gone to Great Lengths to hide the fact that hes been playing golf from the public. On sunday for example, the white house claimed the president would spend the day in meetings but then a professional golfer blew trumps cover. Just this past sunday, the president teed it up with professional golfer, rory mcilroy, at Trump International. The golf blog, no laying it up, posted this picture from clear sports of mcilroy with the president at and their foursome at Trump International golf course. A white house spokeswoman told reporters sunday that the president played a couple of holes. Then, after learning that mcilroy had shared the president played 18, the spokeswoman explained the president intended to play a few holes and decided to play longer. Seth no one plays a few holes of golf. [ light laughter ] anyone up for four holes . The only person i ever met who only played a few holes of golf is me, after my dad shanked one and yelled mother [ bleep ] so loud birds flew out of a tree. [ laughter ] im going im going to go back to the clubhouse. In fact, trumps team has been so shady about his golf playing, they wont even let reporters watch or tell the press who hes playing with. His golf game seems to be a cloak and dagger operation. Unlike trumps team, obamas aids allowed cameras to show him to on the links and told reporters who he played with. Seth to be fair, if this is how you looked when you played golf, youd ditch the cameras, too, but trump isnt just spending his time as president golfing, hes also tweeting. In fact, trump tweets so much his team has to look for ways to keep him from doing it. In a politico article yesterday, former Trump Campaign staff has revealed the techniques they use to manage trumps mood and keep him from firing off angry tweets. For example, trumps staffer said its important to show trump deference and offer him praise and respect as that will lead him to more often listen. Leaving him alone for several hours can prove damaging because he consumes too Much Television and gripes to people outside the white house. Also, if you let him eat after midnight, he turns into a gremlin. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] a lot of things to keep straight. So while trump is tweeting and hitting the links, republican members of congress are in their home districts, dealing with constituents who are angry about trumps first month in office. Voters are especially angry about the gops plan to repeal obamacare. Even in deep red states like kentucky. Watch a constituent confront Senate Majority leader, mitch mcconnell, over the possibility that coal miners could lose their health insurance. Last i heard, these coal jobs are not coming back and now these people dont have the insurance they need because theyre poor and they worked those coal mines and they are sick, the veterans are sick, the veterans are broken down. Theyre not getting what they need. If you could answer any of that, ill sit down and shut up like Elizabeth Warren. [ audience oohs ] seth look at mitch mcconnell. [ light laughter ] even the memory of telling Elizabeth Warren to sit down brings a smile to his face. Oh, yeah, i feed off your anger. Yeah, your rage makes me smile. [ light laughter ] and its not just kentucky, louisiana for example senator, bill cassidy, tried to explain his opposition to obamacare but voters shouted him down, demanding that he answer their questions. Louisiana gops senator, bill cassidy, just wrapped up a very contentious town hall. In fact, cassidy was forced to abandon his Powerpoint Presentation on the republicans plan to replace obamacare when the angry crowd shouted him down and literally turned their backs on him. Seth to be fair, who hasnt wanted to turn their backs on a Powerpoint Presentation . [ light laughter ] today well be looking at Quarterly Sales goals. No no do it a different way [ applause ] voters in red states are even getting sassy with their senators at a town hall this week in iowa. For example, senator, chuck grassly, was offered a gift from a 62yearold democratic pig farmer named chris peterson, a bottle of tums. Peterson told grassly, youre going to need them over the next few years. Were all going to need tums as im pretty sure its the closest thing republicans haves for a replacement to obamacare. [ light laughter ] with tums and advil care you get to choose your own healthcare. Tums or advil. [ laughter ] but no one got more of an earful than arkansas senator, tom cotton, who faced down an auditorium full of hundreds of angry voters who spent hours grilling him. We are concerned because it appears that this administration is trampling our constitutional rights. [ cheers and applause ] i would like everyone who is affected by the Affordable Care act and affected by health care to stand up. [ cheers ] [ chanting ] tax returns. Tax returns. Tax returns. Seth yeah, show us the tax returns and also, dont you own an iron . [ laughter ] he looks like a kid in a school play whose performance was so bad, they called him back out on stage by himself so everyone could boo him. You suck tin man give that heart back in fact, gop town halls have gotten so rowdy that even just mentioning the name of the Vice President will earn you a deafening round of boos. As utah congressman, jason chaffetz, found out in his town hall earlier this month. Mike pence is like the most descent human being boo seth you got to give it to mike pence. Hes the only guy who could get booed at a Broadway Musical in manhattan, a town hall in utah, and a Minor League Baseball game in his home state of indiana. Indiana governor, mike pence. Boo boo [ bleep ]. Boo you suck [ laughter ] seth mike pence gets booed more than kids boo the witch in a puppet show. [ light laughter ] now, chaffetz spent the entire town hall dealing with constituents who are concerned about repealing obamacare and also, the general feeling of chaos and turmoil, on the trump administration. A feeling best summed up by this retired teacher. Im a retired teacher and i taught for 35 years in salt lake and i rarely had a discipline problem because i laid out my expectations very clearly, and i laid out the consequences. But once in a while at the beginning of the year after just two or three weeks, i could look at a kid and think, youre going to be a problem. Its been two or three weeks. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] seth i guess when you live in utah, the lake makes you salty. [ laughter ] by the way, its not just republicans who are facing town hall protests, moderate democrats are also preparing for protests at their own town halls from constituents demanding they stand up to trump. But rather than respond to those voters concerns, democrats are apparently asking Bernie Sanders for help. According to the washington post, democrats are asking sanders to reach out and urge activists to redirect their anger at republicans instead of at moderate democratic lawmakers. Its so sad how establishment democrats have to beg Bernie Sanders to calm down progressive activists. Like hes some kind of activists whisperer. [ light laughter ] although, hed be better at that than horse whisperer. Jump over the fence. Come on horsey. Dont be nervous. [ laughter ] look, trump and republicans in congress are facing a massive backlash over their plan to repeal obamacare because they have Nothing Better to offer. In fact, if you get sick right now, the republican prescription for you is basically just this. Good soup. [ laughter ] seth this has been a closer look. [ cheers and applause ] well be right back with our friend Allison Williams, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ill call you back. Is this my car . State farm knows that for every one of those moments. What . This is ridiculous theres one of these. Sam, i gotta go. Is this my car . What . This is ridiculous this cant be happening this cant be happening oh, its happening sweetheart. Oh, its happening sweetheart. Shut up shut up thats why state farm is there, what a day. With car insurance, for when things go wrong. But also here with car loans, to help life go right. State farm. What a day at planters, we put fresh roawhich has its drawbacks. 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The longestlasting vehicle in its class. More than a car, its a subaru. [ cheers and applause ] seth welcome back, everybody. Please give it up for the 8g band right over there. [ cheers and applause ] also, all this week weve been lucky enough to have the drummer who performs nightly at the Richard Rogers theatre on the broadway smash hamilton an american musical. And he recorded with the band phish on their brand new album, big boat. Andres forero, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. Seth thank you so much so much for a fantastic week. Thank you so much. Its been an honor. Seth our first guest is currently starring as Marnie Michaels on the sixth and final season of girls. You can see her in the new film, get out, which opens in theaters everywhere tomorrow. Lets take a look. This is neilson and aleesa. Hey, how are you doing . So, how handsome is he . Are you handsome . I barely even okay. Oh. Not bad. Hey, neilson. So, is it true . Is it better . Oh, wow. Wow. Seth please welcome to the show Allison Williams, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] seth hi. Hi. Seth i want to talk about this incredible movie because it really is incredible thank you. Seth but i wanted to bring up a photo first, girls premiere. Girls premiere. You went to the girls premiere. I went to the girls premiere. Seth and here is a photo. Part of what they expect from me. Seth of course, and this is really great because its a picture of it says right here, Allison Williams. Thats you. Brian williams, thats your dad. Ricky van veen, your husband, but there is a problem. Yes, because thats my brother douglas williams. Seth okay. [ light laughter ] so again and this happens 100 of the time. Seth so and directly before this photo was taken, we all said in unison, this is doug williams, not ricky van veen. This is my brother, not my husband. And the photographers all said, thats not our job. [ light laughter ] seth now, i do want to, like, back them up because its not like its crazy. Okay. Seth because youre thats douglas. And moxie. Seth okay. I mean, come on. Look at that smile. [ audience aws ] seth but then, thats your husband. [ light laughter ] and for anybody whos like, thats the same dude, we have proof theyre different because heres a picture of them together. [ light laughter ] no, this is a face swap. Seth okay, thats a face swap . Yeah. [ light laughter ] but seth but its the same face. This is my brother with my husbands face seth okay. Which is slightly more tan. Seth yeah. Honestly, both of them look great. Seth yeah. This is my brothers face on rickys head seth got you. And my face just in awe and terror