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WCAU Late Night With Seth Meyers May 19, 2017

But hes also under investigation for taking secret payments from turkey without registering as a foreign agent. Which youre required to do, by law. And last night, we got yet another bombshell, about what the trump team knew with regard to flynn and when they knew it. The New York Times reporting Michael Flynn told president trumps Transition Team weeks before the inauguration that he was under federal investigation for secretly working as a paid lobbyist for turkey during the campaign. Despite the warning mr. Trump made flynn his National Security adviser. Seth so they hired someone who was under active fbi investigation for taking secret payments from a Foreign Government as the National Security adviser. Thats like hiring a babysitter who is still wearing one handcuff. [ laughter ] so just think about this for a second, donald trump and his associates are facing multiple fbi investigations over foreign payments and possible collusion with a Foreign Government. As well as investigations in the house and senate and now a special council. I just wish someone had warned us about the disastrous consequences of a president who would be under investigation while in office. The fbi now has multiple open criminal investigations into hillary clinton. And now shes gonna run the coutnry. Shell be under investigation for years, shell be with trials. I mean, we went through it with him with the impeachment and the lies. Arent we tired of this stuff . This election will determine whether we remain a free country in the truest sense of the word or we become a corrupt Banana Republic controlled by large donors and Foreign Governments. This is collusion and corruption of the highest order and it is one more reason why i ask, my attorney general, i will ask. To appoint a special prosecutor. [ laughter and applause ] seth its literally its literally the only Campaign Promise hes actually kept. [ cheers and applause ] its almost like donald trump is a time traveler sent to warn us about himself. [ laughter ] oh, god, im too late. [ laughter ] now the timing of all this chaos cannot be worse for trump because on friday he sets out for his first foreign trip to europe and the middle east. And aides were hoping it would represent a chance to reboot his presidency. Instead with all the turmoil going on, trump seems less than excited about the trip. According to times trump, a confirmed homebody, has expressed dread about the trip asking aides whether it can be shortened to five days, from nine. So hes basically a kid who doesnt want to go to summer camp. [ laughter ] but what if they dont have the snacks i like . [ laughter ] and he doesnt seem to want to do much preparation for the trip either. According to a report in reuters yesterday conversations with some officials who have briefed trump and others who are aware of how he abosrbs information, portray a president with a short attention span. [ laughter ] he likes single page memos and visual aides. Like maps, charts, graphs, and photos. And National Security Council Officials who strategically included trumps name in as many paragraphs as we can because he keeps reading if hes mentioned. [ laughter ] they have to put his name in stuff to keep him interested. Soon theyre gonna have to start writing his Intelligence Briefings on a mirror. [ laughter and applause ] in fact, trumps aides arent the only ones concerned about trumps ability to stay focused. During this trip, trump will meet with leaders of nato, our most important military alliance. And according to a recent report, nato is scrambling to taylor its upcoming meeting to avoid taxing president Donald Trumps notoriously short attention span. The alliance is telling heads of state to limit talks to two to four minutes. [ laughter ] in fact, theyre presenting the information to trump on a placemat. [ laughter and applause ] so as he heads out, on his trip to meet the leaders of foreign nations, trump takes with him a cloud of suspicion and questions about his competence. The constant drum beat of scandal and chaos coming from this whitehouse is exhausting. Or to put it another way. Arent we tired of this stuff . [ laughter ] seth yeah, that sounds about right. This has been a closer look. [ cheers and applause ] well be back with jeffrey tambor, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ugh, no bars. Oh no, looks like somebody needs a new network. When i got this unlimited plan they told me they were all the same. Theyre not. Verizon has the largest, mostreliable 4g lte network in america. Its basically made for places like this. Honey, what if it was just us out here . Right. So, i ordered you a car. Thank you. 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The goalie has studied every one of your shots. She knows youre going for her left corner. She even teases you, calling the shot. But her legs are the ones trembling, not yours. Time to shine. Orbit. [ cheers and applause ] seth welcome back, everybody. Please, give it up for the 8g band right over there. [ cheers and applause ] also, all this week weve had one of the most influential musicians in the modern jazz world with us, and you can hear his grammy awardwinning drumming on the iconic, david bowies no plan ep. Mark guiliana, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. Thank you so much. Seth its been a great week mark. Great having you here. Our first guest tonight is a twotime emmy and golden globe awardwinning actor who you know from his work on the Larry Sanders show, arrested development, and transparent. His new memoir, are you anybody is available in stores now. Please welcome back to the show, the always wonderful, jeffrey tambor, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] seth welcome back, friend. Thank you. Thank you. Its great to be here. Seth im so happy to have you here. Congratulations on this book. Thank you. Seth what made you youve had this incredibly successful career. Youve had a lot of opportunities i would think to sit back, and write a book. What made you think this was the time . When i was a young actor, i was on broadway, and it was preselfie stuff, and there was a seth there was a time before selfies. Wow. There was a time before cell phones. Seth wow. And this autograph seeker was outside and i came outside, i had three lines in the george c. Scott, sly fox. I came out, i had my 300 faux shammy sort of thing on with my hat, and he said, are you anybody . [ laughter ] and i said, i took thirty seconds, and i said, no. [ laughter ] and so i thought that would be a great entrance, plus i have four kids at home, twelve, ten, and two sevens. Seth two sevens and they have no idea what i do for a living. Seth really . No. They think i eat lunch because they come to the set and im eating lunch. [ laughter ] so they tell their friends that, my daddy eats lunch for a living. Seth gosh. He eats lunch in a tent somewhere, yeah. Right, and so i thought i would write in my waning years, i would kind of write, and tell them what daddy does for a living, and what thats all about. Seth well because im as i go through those ages, im thinking the stuff that i am most familiar with you, transparent, arrested development, Larry Sanders. Those are maybe not perfect for their ages. What do they know you best from . Trolls. Seth okay. Great. [ light laughter ] and spongebob. Seth okay. [ light laughter ] and are they excited . Well hold on now. Theres a big i am the voice of the burrito on tv. [ laughter ] and thats a seth wow, thats a big deal. [ cheers and applause ] so when youre not eating lunch, youre voicing lunch . Im voicing lunch, and any character that comes on television with a low voice, they go like this is that you . [ laughter ] seth part of the promotion of this book is you let your children interview you. I did. Seth and its really adorable. Do you mind if we show a clip . I really do. Seth you just said you do. [ laughter ] seth but did what did you what sort of instruction did you give them. All right, go ahead. No, i just we just said interview me like its, you know, the seth meyers show. Seth okay great. So, this is from our home. Here we go. Seth all right, lets take a look. Does anybody know what i do for a living . You go, hey now. [ laughter ] no, no, i dont go, hey now. I did so on a show. Do you know what i do for a living . I have no idea what that means. What was it like to make your broadway debutt. [ laughter ] opposite acting legend, george c. Scott . Well george c. Scott, you dont know, was a very famous actor, he did patton, and i was very nervous making my debutt. [ laughter ] a debutt is hard. This is also my debutt making a book. [ laughter ] seth fantastic. [ cheers and applause ] arent they great . Seth yeah. Yeah. Seth i like that they all, even the twins sit completely different ways. Ones very upright. Ones a full sloucher. Right. Right. Seth yeah. I love that i actually i cant say. Why is may i ask a question . Seth sure. Its a little off topic, but why is there a nurse outside my dressing room . [ laughter ] well, i feel like this is something you worry about every time you come here. Ive tried to explain. Well, last year, she was further and now shes really close. [ laughter ] are you guys worried about me . Seth no. We have a nurse. We have to, being a show, we have to have a nurse on set. Really . Seth the nurse is here for everybody. She doesnt think that you are anymore at risk. [ light laughter ] oh, because the tetanus shot was real. Seth now wait yeah. Seth if she gave you a tetanus shot i already have one. Seth okay, im worried this wasnt the official nurse. [ laughter ] oh. Seth we do have like, sort of a prankster second. She had alcohol on her breath. [ light laughter ] seth okay, yeah, and yet you went along with the whole yeah, well, you cant have too much of a tetanus shot. Seth yeah, thats true. One of the things you talk about, some early stage fright before, even preacting, your bar mitzvah. Yes. Seth you were very concerned about your hebrew. I was high at my bar mitzvah. Seth you were high . [ laughter ] yes my mother seth but now, how did you get high . My mother said, are you nervous. I said, yes, of course, and she said, well heres a miltown, which is xanax. [ light laughter ] and, but i know what you are talking about. My cantor, Cantor Bornstein ate cottage cheese sandwiches and in the hebrew religion, its very guttural, and i would say, baruch, and he would say, no its baruch, and the cottage cheese would come [ audience groans ] by the end of my lesson, i looked like one of those ceilings in the valley. [ light laughter ] but i was high at my bar mitzvah. Seth wait, how did you . How quick . Did it work . Oh yeah, i was like flying. I was all, hey how are you . Hey. I got another tune for you. Seth wow. Yeah. [ laughter ] seth thats great, and did you feel it right away . Did the miltown go to work right away . It didnt. During the speech, i got i kind of went off. It was interesting. Yeah. [ laughter ] i kind of did like an ella fitzgerald, jerry lewis sort of seth got it. Did you enjoy your bar mitzvah . Did you enjoy going to other peoples bar mitzvahs . I was high at my bar mitzvah. [ laughter ] seth okay, but what about other ones, when you, when you were sober at other when you went to friends bar mitzvahs. Are you asking me if im happy at other peoples bar mitzvahs . Seth when you were 13. Yes. Seth did you have fun then. Now. Seth you didnt really. No, actually ive never told this, but i was so allergic to wool that at my own bar mitzvah, i put on flannel pajamas, and i put them under my wool suit. So it looked like i was well i was high from here up, and i looked like an elephant from here down. [ laughter ] it wasnt pretty, folks. Seth do you have you had a cause i guess your twelveyearold is he in a world where its going to or, or the twelveyearolds a girl or a boy . Lets see, he is a boy. Seth okay, gotcha. So are you going to have to as a parent, start going to a bunch of bar mitzvahs, do you think . No. Seth okay, youre not going to go . No. Seth okay. [ laughter ] i have miltown at home. [ laughter ] seth you talk about your career, and its very exciting. You talk about a lot of your highs. You were [ laughter ] well, now were back on highs. [ cheers and applause ] oh. Before i get to that, i want to im very impressed with this. What . Seth i did not realize you own a book store in l. A. . I do. Skylight bookstore in los angeles, and get this, bucket list time. Im reading my book, are you anybody at my own Book Store Next week. Seth how thats fantastic. How old how long have you doesnt that merit applause . [ cheers and applause ] i love that i said merit, applause. Seth well, you are a book store owner. Youre very right, i have to say merit. Seth you use big words. Yeah. I dont do this lightly. I have to tell you, im 72 years old. My days are limited. I want my kids to know what the heck is going on while this actor Walking Around their house mumbling these lines, and i want them to know what the proccess is. Seth and you have a lot that they should be very proud of, and one of the things, which i did not realize is that you were the first actor to say the cword on television. How do you know that . I was. Yes. On the gary theyre applauding theyre applauding the cword. Seth wouldnt give it up for your book store . [ light laughter ] unbelievable. Seth the bookstore, they were hands in lap. This audience. Where did you get them . [ laughter ] seth yeah, yeah. Theyre a yeah, i said it in the Garry Schandling show and he you know, garry was a he loved mistakes, and he loved error, and the line was bitch, about his wife, i said the cword during rehearsal, and he said, lets go. Lets go on the air. Seth really . Yeah. Seth and so and that was did you know him . Seth no, i never met i passed him at a couple parties, and said hello real quickly. Do you miss him. You must just miss him terribly. I miss him terribly. Yeah. Seth where was the last when was the last time you saw him . I saw him in santa montica. We had lunch with judd apatow. He and i and he and i went and sat out in santa montica, and we just we just i loved him. He was there was you know. He gave me my big break, and i now work with jill soloway, whos another you know, and a great, great alchemist, great director, and i dont know if you know it, but arrested Development Just got picked up. Seth congratulations. [ cheers and applause ] another fantastic show. So go figure that this actor, this writer gets to do arrested development, and transparent, maura pfefferman, the role of my life. Seth yeah, well, i it always strikes me that everytime i see you that youve been in three alltime shows. Its an incredible i would take one of them. Did you notice this . Seth no, what is that for . I have no idea. Seth okay. [ laughter ] eli, made sure that. Eli, thank you. Thats my son. Seth oh, thats lovely. Yeah. Seth all right, well, look. You obviously have good kids. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. Seth youve got good kids. And you have a oneyearold. Seth i have a oneyearold too. Yeah. Seth yeah. Theyre seth im so glad you wrote this. He or she. Seth he. Sleeps through the night . Seth he does okay. Seth he does, and im so glad you wrote this. Because i always wanted him to know about you. [ laughter ] thank you. Seth you are very welcome. Jeffrey tambor, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] are you anybody . In stores now, and you can find my exclusive chat with jeffrey on late nights facebook page, because were going to keep talking. Well be back with Debra Messing. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] seth welcome back, everybody. Our next guest is an emmyaward winning actress who will appear in abcs upcoming adaptation of dirty dancing airing next wednesday night at 8 00 p. M. Lets take a look. What about paris . Remember our honeymoon . Walking down the champselysees . Drinking vencrose at the bistro next to the hotel . Go to paris if you want. I have to put a request in at the hospital. How about a year from next christmas . We can bring the girls. That sounds wonderful. Seth please welcome back to the show Debra Messing, everybody [ cheers and applause ] hey. Seth thank you for being here. So lovely. Seth im very impressed with french. Are you a french speaker . So not. Seth so not. So not. Seth did you have to learn that stuff phonetically . Oh my god. Was it what is it . Seth yeah. I noticed right as you spoke french they cut they cut. Seth it just swung around. Literally, it was originally four words and i tried for a week. And i just went up to them the day of the shoot, im like, i cant say it. I cant do it. Seth just give me croissant. I said i could do i could do oui oui. Seth oui oui. [ light laughter ] [ speaking french ] oui oui. And then turn and youll be out of the scene. Thats all i got. Seth so was dirty dancing because the film came out, like i think 1987. Yup. Seth i think for people of our generation, it is an incredibly important film. Was it an important film for you . Oh my gosh, it was everything to me. Seth yeah. I mean, i remember sitting in the theater with my mother. She was a singer in that era. And i just fell in love. And i just saw her and i was like, im baby. Im baby. Im baby. Seth yeah. And, of course, of course, now i realize that every Single Person who has ever seen the film says, im baby. [ laughter ] but at the time seth yeah. I mean i was her age and i had curly kinky hair

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