And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 464, illinois steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you. Thank you. I feel the love. Hot crowd tonight. Hot crowd here. Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome. Welcome to the tonight show, everybody. You made it, youre here, this is it, youre part of the show. Thank you for being here. [ cheers and applause ] welcome. Have a good time. Were going to have fun tonight. Youre a handsome man, jimmy. Jimmy thank you very much, sir. I appreciate it. Youre a handsome man, jimmy. He yelled it. [ laughter ] steve never heard that yelled from the crowd. Jimmy i paid him, i paid him money to yell that actually. Steve yeah. Jimmy heres what people are talking about, you guys. After last nights indiana primary, its starting to look like we finally have our two candidates for president. Thats right. Its down to uhoh versus i guess. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] thats right, after winning the indiana primary, donald trump is now set to become the First Major Party nominee without political experience since dwight eisenhower, who was a a fivestar general during world war ii. When trump heard that, he was like, big deal, im going to be president for world war iii. [ cheers and applause ] so its like much bigger. No. Thats not no. Now trump is the Presumptive Republican nominee, and he had a big message for america last night. Listen to this. We lose with our military, we cant beat isis. We lose with trade. We lose with borders. We lose with everything. Were not going to lose. Were going to start winning again, and were going to win bigly. [ applause ] [ laughter ] steve bigly . Jimmy Chris Christie got excited because win bigly was his campaign slogan. Steve are you serious . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy win bigly. Steve win bigly. Jimmy win bigly. Of course, the other big story is that ted cruz dropped out of the president ial race last night, just a week after [ cheers and applause ] [ laughter ] just a week after announcing Carly Fiorina as his running mate. Carly said she was disappointed that it was over, but still excited to lay off the campaign staff. So i mean, shes like thats what she does. [ cheers and applause ] still got it. Ted cruz gave a big speech last night with his wife heidi by his side. It was a rough and often Awkward Campaign for them and it had a fitting ending. Check out what happened after cruz finished giving his speech. Watch. For the presidency right now jimmy wait. Wait. Oh, yeah. [ laughter ] proof that he really is the zodiac hugger. Steve what [ cheers and applause ] jimmy cant stop [ grunting ] steve take me on. Ill hug you. But first ill hit you in the face. [ laughter ] what . [ cheers and applause ] youre a handsome man, jimmy. [ laughter ] jimmy youre a handsome man. But cruz isnt the only one dropping out. Today, john kasich also suspended his campaign less than 24 hours after ted cruz. When asked why he waited this long, kasich said, so at least i could say i got second place. [ cheers and applause ] i mean, thats not that bad. Not that bad, right . This is pretty cool. Virgin america announced that its teaming up with the rock the Vote Campaign to encourage passengers to register to vote while in the air. While most people see the candidates and just say, any way we can just stay up here and just keep circling . Circle for four years . [ applause ] ooh, a little celebrity gossip, here. Page six reports that Regis Philbin has been approached to return as kelly ripas cohost on live [ cheers and applause ] of course, he might say no. Or as Bernie Sanders put it, looks like i found my plan b, baby here we go. [ applause ] what is going on in the news today . [ laughter ] people are very excited about this. Radiohead just released its new single, which is called burn the witch. Then immediately told republicans, no, you cannot use it in attack ads. No, that is not no, no, no. [ applause ] hey, guys, a little reminder of course. Sunday is mothers day. And i read that mothers day themed promarijuana billboards are popping up in arizona. [ cheers ] you can tell theyre working when mothers day brunch lasts seven hours. [ laughter and applause ] you ever notice that mom upside down is wow . [ laughter ] do you have any hot pockets . [ laughter ] this is interesting, here. Apparently a scientist in poland recently discovered that insects actually have distinct personalities. But keep in mind, thats according to a scientist who spends all day with insects. [ laughter ] oh, barbaras in a bad mood today. [ laughter ] and finally, i read that nearly 150 people on a Disney Cruise ship had a stomach bug last week, and its being investigated by the center for disease control. In fairness, diseases are bound to break out when the sailors on your ship dont wear any pants. I mean, you know what im saying . [ cheers and applause ] we have a great show. Give it up for the roots, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, fantastic crowd tonight. I love it. Steve come on jimmy thank you very much, everybody. Steve crazy jimmy oh, so good. Weve had a great week so far. Theres more ahead, you guys. Tomorrow night, iron man himself, Robert Downey jr. Will be here. Steve yeah. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy fantastic actor, great guy. On friday, well have jane fonda, Andrew Rannells and music from keith urban. Thats happening on friday. [ cheers and applause ] but get ready, we got a fun one tonight. Oh, man. Hes back as hawkeye in the new marvel movie, captain America Civil War. Jeremy renner is here steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy Hawkeye Steve lovely man. [ makes propeller noises ] boing boing [ makes propeller noises ] jimmy later in the show hes the best, dude. Jeremy and i are playing musical beers. Steve ooh. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy with some surprise guests. Steve oh. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy not saying who. Who could it be . Who could it be . I dont know. Plus, i love this woman, shes a great writer, a quintessential new yorker and the Washington Post has called her the funniest woman in america, Fran Lebowitz is dropping by tonight. Steve come on. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy my all time favorite. Steve come on. Jimmy oh, and we have great music from grimes is here tonight. Steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy love it. Want to hear a little grimes . Shes fantastic. Listen. Heres a little taste of grimes. Thats it right there. Thats it. Steve what . Jimmy you gotta wait for the end of the show. [ cheers and applause ] then you get to hear it. Its fantastic. Steve oh. Jimmy youre going to love her. And its a big, its a cool set. Shes awesome. Guys, as i mentioned earlier, donald trump won indiana. Hes pretty much locked up the republican nomination for president. So after his victory last night, he called the current president to chat. Steve did he . Jimmy yeah, president obama. Steve wow. Jimmy yeah. And we actually got footage. Steve are you serious . We have footage of this . Jimmy of that phone call. Steve oh, my god, thats crazy. Jimmy no its not. Its going to happen right now. You guys want to see it . [ cheers ] donald trump talking to president obama. Take a look. 180 days left in this hell 180 days left yeah play some golf waste a little time i dont know what else ill do with my time [ phone rings ] yes, hello . Jimmy congratulations, youve just reached donald trump. [ laughter ] donald, donald, you called me. Jimmy it doesnt matter. Did you see the news . Im now the republican president. And come november, im going to be voted captain america. [ laughter ] all right. Congratulations on indiana. Jimmy thank you, i love indiana. The birthplace of indiana jones. [ laughter ] i got to admit, it was a big win. Jimmy it was a big win. And when im in charge, americas going to start winning and winning bigly. [ laughter ] did you just say bigly . Jimmy thats right, bigly. And im going to be the bestest, most fantasticest president ever. Its going to be huuuugeical. Huuuugeical. [ laughter and applause ] i cant believe it, you actually could be the next president. Jimmy believe it. Because now that ted cruz dropped out, theres only one man standing in my way. You mean john kasich . Jimmy no, hillary. [ laughter ] oh, mic drop. Jimmy speaking of mic drops, i watched you speak at the white house correspondents dinner. It was hilarious. I watched your speech on Foreign Policy, and the feeling is mutual, buddy. [ laughter ] jimmy thank you for praising me. I totally deserve it. Hey, hey, realtalk. Youre about to go up against hillary in the general election. Shes going to be tough to beat. Jimmy are you kidding . She cant even put away Bernie Sanders. I know, right. What is it with that guy . I mean, you cant get rid of him. Hes like hes like glitter. [ laughter ] you know, you know how it is, you think hes gone and then four days later youre like [ laughter ] what the hell are you still doing there . [ laughter ] jimmy just when you think hes dead, boom, he comes back to life. Hes like jon snow. [ laughter ] wait no what what are you doing now . Come on, now. Why are you saying that without saying spoiler alert first . Whats wrong with you . I mean, are you serious right now . You just ruined game of thrones for me now. Come on. Jimmy who cares. Its just a fake tv show. Its not even realistic. I mean, a 700foot wall . Come on. Way too small. [ laughter ] small wall. I want tall wall. [ laughter ] look, donald, listen to yourself. Look, if you want to be president , youre going to have to act president ial. You cant go around claiming that peoples fathers shot jfk, or accusing people of being born in different countries. Now, now, look, can i give you some advice . Jimmy i dont know, kenya . [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] all right, okay. Not that again. All right. Dont make me go lemonade on your ass. Jimmy watch it. [ cheers ] cause i will. Jimmy you dont want to mess with donald with the good hair. [ laughter ] all right, look, hey, before i go, i just i got to ask you, what poor soul are you going to choose to be your Vice President . Jimmy well, im leaning towards a politician. Someone with experience, someone who complements me. Oh, you mean someone who has a different skill set than you . No, i mean someone who literally compliments me. [ laughter ] like, donald, youre great. Donald, youre fantastic. Donald, youre the best donald who ever donalded. See what you need is you need someone who is intelligent, eloquent and can inspire people. Jimmy okay. 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Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Jeremy Renner [ cheers and applause ] jimmy you are a handsome man, Jeremy Renner. Whats happening . Jimmy hey, welcome back to the show. Looking good, buddy. Thank you. Good to be here. Jimmy i want to talk about this big you went to you had the premiere in los angeles. Right, for captain America Civil War . Yeah. Jimmy you got to meet one of your childhood heros. Yeah, yeah, it was actually in london, in this giant mall, and theres thousands and thousands of people, many levels of people, and we were signing autographs. I turn around and see this guy who has a beard and i thought he was like some homeless guy, like, whats this guy doing . [ light laughter ] i go backstage and two minutes later, and i realize its mark hamill, its luke skywalker. [ laughter ] [ cheers ] but he had this tremendous beard, like more like obiwan kenobi. He had this tremendous beautiful beard. But i saw him and i literally i think i peed a little. [ laughter ] i said, i had you in my underwear. Your face was on my underwear. Jimmy hes like, whos this creep . Yeah. [ laughter ] then we traded Action Figures and it was cool. Sent me on my way. Jimmy how cool is that . We got this picture of you posing with him. Yeah, elizabeth was crying. Jimmy Elizabeth Olsen right there. She was just weeping. It was tremendous. So cool, man. Really, really, lovely image. Jimmy is it weird to have you own action figure and to be like everywhere . I mean, you have a daughter. Yeah, yeah, i think all that stuffs kind of weird. The little touch yourself toys. I dont know what to do with those things. [ laughter ] jimmy thats if you play with it yourself. I mean, if i played with it its a touch yourself toy. Jimmy like you havent played with yourself. [ light laughter ] the toy, im talking about the toy. The toy. Of course, of course. I can only say that touch yourself toy. Jimmy the toy, of course. What are you guys talking about . No but, yeah, my daughter like has jimmy shes a baby still, right . Shes three, yeah. She got these pajamas that have all the avengers on them. And most of their fa like the hulk is this angry guy. You cant tell who that is because hes the hulk. But you can pick out thor, hes got the hammer. And shes like, and thats hawkeye and he looks like daddy. [ laughter ] no, but im like, so thats daddy, right . Hes daddy. Shes like, no, no, thats hawkeye. [ laughter ] he looks like daddy. Jimmy he looks like daddy. He looks like daddy. Jimmy thats super cute. [ audience aws ] you know i was thinking we have another thing in common besides having a little girl. We have we were both Computer Science majors in college. Yeah, why did we do that . [ laughter ] jimmy no, i loved it. I was i you did . Jimmy i was fantastic, yeah. I really loved it so much. I think i took one class. Because i was really good at software and programming and dos and pascal and all those. When i went in, i had to take a a computer apart, take out all the parts. Looked up, realizing, like, this is lame. I looked at everybody kind of doing it. Im like, i dont really want to hang out with any of these people anyway. [ laughter ] im not doing Computer Science anymore. Jimmy i loved it, man. I loved taking things apart and fixing things. You were in it. Jimmy yeah. I loved i used to clean vcrs for people in my dorm room for extra money. [ laughter ] thats what what did you use . Like, alcohol and a little cotton swab, right . Jimmy yeah. [ light laughter ] dont give my secret away. [ laughter ] you made some good money. Jimmy i got five bucks for that. Oh, i loved it. I think i changed majors when i was a senior because it just, the program was too much it took you that long . Jimmy yeah, i minored in it. I got my minor in Computer Science. Hows that working for you now . Jimmy fantastic. [ laughter ] i invented this. Yeah. Whatever, its nothing. There we go. Lets talk about captain America Civil War. I mean, gosh, thank god there are computer programmers. cause the cgi in this thing is like this is where technologys going. This is where films are going. Its like, its the biggest, most fun, actionpacked movie ive seen in a long time. I loved it. Yeah, it immerses a lot, a a lot of people with the effects today. Jimmy oh, its just insane to me. I dont want to spoil anything, obviously. Spoiler alert. But i havent seen the movie anyways and please dont spoil anything for me. [ laughter ] jimmy oh. You you die at the end. Ah, dang it [ laughter ] jimmy no, no, no. He doesnt. Well, maybe he does. [ laughter ] its great, but its good to see all of your favorite all the avengers. Its iron mans team versus captain americas team. Yep. Yeah. Jimmy and they go headtohead. I mean, they fight the whole movie. The end of that giant sequence at the airport, that we all fight together, we come charging jimmy were you actually in the scene with everybody . Well, not really. You kind of theres tents set up on this big concrete sort of airport, if you will, and you saw everybodys costume and half the people were working, the other half werent. So its kind of like being in a a locker room at a football game. You see like, oh, thats what falcons outfit looks like, and how much crap hes got to put on. So you start to understand like, you know, the pain that people have to go through to get in these costumes. Jimmy you kind of lucked out. You got a pretty decent costume. Yeah, i have a zipper. I can just go to the bathroom. [ laughter ] i can go to the bathroom whenever i want. Jimmy they dont make zippers on those outfits. It takes 19 people to, like, take off, you know jimmy iron man. Yeah, or paul bettany or vision. That