Corinne bailey rae. Cal guest, Corinne Bailey rae. And featuring the legendary roots crew. Uring the ndary roots crew. Questlove 475, connecticut questlove 475, connecticut steve and now, here he is, steve and now, here he is, Jimmy Fallon Jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hey, hey, please enjoy yourselves. Thank you thank you thank you. And welcome, welcome, welcome, and welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. The tonight show. This is it. [ cheers and applause ]s it. This is the show. Use ] this here you are. Youre watching the tonight. Youre watching the tonight show. Youre here. Thank you, guys. S. Youre here. Heres who people are talking about. s who people are talking about. The New York Times just did a the New York Times just did a a big profile on donald trump, and revealed that he has lifesized portraits of Ronald Reagan and john wayne at his campaign headquarters. [ laughter ] and if you dont see them right away, its because theyre ght away, its because theyre right behind a 25foot tall right behind a 25foot tall portrait of donald trump. Portrait of donald trump. [ laughter and applause ] its right behind if you move it out of the way, you maybe can see a little bit of john wayne. Howdy. Howdy, pilgrim. [ laughter ] steve here you go again. Jimmy meanwhile, Donald TrumpsCampaign Manager recently compared himself to the jockey who rides american pharoah. [ light laughter ]ican pharoah. [ light la which is ironic, because if he gets elected, donald trump will gets elected, donald trump will change the title of president to american pharoah. F president to american pharoah. [ laughter and applause ] i will build my own pyramid. Everyone will live in pyramids. Cnn is reporting that pyrami mitt romney has given up on trying to recruit an independent candidate to run against donald trump. E to run against donald trump. Yeah. Yeah. You can tell romney is you can tell romney is depressed, because last night, he drank an entire bottle of ginger ale. N entire bottle of ginger ale. [ laughter and applause ] [ laughter and applause ] he just went for it. He just went for it. Went for it. Theres actually some good news out of washington. I read that for the third year in a row, washington d. C. Was named the fittest city in the u. S. Namely because Michele Obama goes around slapping pizza out of everyones hands. Hey, is that pizza . [ slapping ] pizza . [ slapping ] come here. Can i have a bite of that pizza . [ slapping ] [ laughter ] im the first lady, you want me to sign that pizza . Come here. [ slapping ] [ laughter ] speaking of pizza, i saw that josh groban recently posted a a photo of a pizza someone made thats actually a portrait of him. This is real. Take a look at this. [ laughter ] pretty cool. You know, that customer was like, hey, i ordered half groban, half buble. Whats going on . [ laughter and applause ] [ slapping ] got some violent people. Whats wrong with people . Steve wow. She does not want people eating pizza. Jimmy i couldnt believe this. Steve she slapped the pizza right out of my hand. Jimmy well, you cant beat that pizza. One . Hold my glove, please. [ slapping ] [ laughter ] hand me my glove back. [ slapping ] [ laughter ] still the same sound effect. Very interesting. Yeah. One was my hand, the other was my glove. Steve just a lighter glove. Jimmy a lighter glove. Thank you very much. [ slapping ] [ laughter ] i apologize. My fault. Some tv news. Cbs announced that season 33 of survivor will be called survivor millennials versus genx. Itll start in september, and end 20 minutes later when both teams realized theres no wifi. [ laughter and applause ] can we get a signal, man . Jeff, what is this . Thats right. The next survivor will be millennials versus genx. They say the winner will come down to those who cant to those who cant even. [ laughter and applause ] i cant even. [ laughter ] can i have a bite of that pizza . [ slapping ] [ laughter ] hello, mrs. Obama. This is cool. I read that Leonardo Dicaprio bought an 18,000 chanel bag for his mom while attending the cannes film festival. I would buy my mom a nice bag, too, but then shed have to transfer all of her ketchup packets from her purse. [ laughter ] you never know when youll need them, jimmy. Yeah, i think i do. I think i know when im going to need them. Want an old breath mint with lint on it . No, thanks, mom. Thank you very much. I took the first one off. The second ones just as fresh. Its just like a brand i dont need it, mom. Im good, thanks. Steve have some pop rocks. Jimmy see what you think about this. Theres a new study that finds that most people have something called unethical amnesia, where they cant remember mistakes they made, but have no problem remembering other peoples mistakes. [ laughter ] or as most couples put it, well thats never happened to me, but he does it all of the time. [ cheers and applause ] its something you do. I remember. [ applause ] and finally, the wall street journal just reported that america has a surplus of cheese and that every person in the country would have to eat an extra three pounds of cheese this year to get rid of it. [ cheers and applause ] so the next time the pizza guy judges you for ordering extra cheese, just say, im doing this for america. [ cheers and applause ] [ slapping ] we have a great show give it up for the roots, everybody [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, thats right welcome to the show. Thank you so much for watching. [ cheers and applause ] i hope youre having a great time. I hope youre having a great time. Im doing this for america [ slapping ] guys, come back tomorrow night. Legendary comedian Billy Crystal will be here. Steve whoa [ cheers and applause ] jimmy we love billy. Billy crystal and i have something very special planned. Its going to be good. You dont want to miss it. But first, joining us tonight, he is one of the funniest and hardest working people we know. He has a big new movie opening tomorrow called neighbors 2 Sorority Rising, seth rogen is here. Steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy great guy. Steve delightful. Jimmy funny. Funny guy. Seth and i are going to do some stand up later. Its called kid standup. Youll see. Its going to be fun. Plus, hes one of my favorite comedians. Steve hes the best. Jimmy i just love the guy. Ive known him since he well, not really. I knew him when he first started on saturday night live. I was going to say i knew him back in the day, but i didnt. Steve right. You didnt know him till jimmy i didnt know him until lorne discovered him and saturday night live made him a star. Steve yeah. But then jimmy i take credit for all his success. Steve yeah, yeah. Jimmy i have nothing to do with his success at all. Steve but you take credit. Jimmy i definitely take credit for it. Steve yeah, why not . Jimmy yeah, im, like, dude. You should thank me for your career. [ slapping ] [ laughter ] hes one of the funniest, best dudes ever, and hes hosting the Season Finale. This is a big deal when youre a cast member, youre a cast member and its the best thing ever. But now hes hosting the Season Finale of saturday night live, fred armisen is dropping by. [ cheers and applause ] steve freddy. Jimmy i love fred armisen. And we have great music from grammy awardwinner Corinne Bailey rae [ cheers and applause ] fantastic. Guys, it is time for tonight show hashtags. Here we go. [ cheers and applause ] Hashtags Hashtags jimmy you guys, anyone out there on twitter . You guys use twitter at all . [ cheers and applause ] well we use twitter on our show every single week, so if you watch our show and want to play along with us, we do this thing where every wednesday, i will send out a hashtag. Well flash it on the screen or ill tweet it out or Something Like that. Ill tell you what the hashtag is and we ask you guys to tweet out things based on the topics we give you. So since the movie neighbors 2 Sorority Rising is in theaters tomorrow, i went on twitter and sent out a hashtag called my weird neighbor. [ laughter ] i asked you guys to tweet out something funny, weird or embarrassing that your neighbor has said or done. We got thousands of tweets. Within 30 minutes it was a a trending topic in the u. S. So thank you for those tweets. I appreciate that. [ cheers and applause ] now i thought id share some of my favorite myweirdneighbor tweets from you guys. Here we go. This first one is from heartwell 17. He says, my neighbor asked me if i smelled anything funny the other night. I said, no. he replied, good. [ laughter ] you didnt see anything either, did you . Steve you didnt smell like a corpse, did you . Jimmy this is from itsazina. She says, i was taking a a shower and singing believe by cher and at the chorus part i heard my neighbor singing it with me. [ laughter and applause ] do you believe in life after love after love after love thin walls. Steve did i hit that note . [ light laughter ] jimmy this one is from matthewhosey. He says, he would work on his car every day. After two months i offered to help him. He said, its not broken, i just hate my family. [ laughter and applause ] gotcha, buddy. Cool. Have a great day. Take care, buddy. Good to see you. Bye, jeff steve you didnt smell anything . Jimmy no, i didnt smell anything. This ones from chancecarnahan. He says, our new neighbors thought our wifi was our last name, so they gave us a card addressed to the linksys family. [ laughter and applause ] linksys. Im gary linksys, this is my wife susan linksys. Steve this is our son, wifi. My wifey. Jimmy this is my wifey. Mrs. Linksys. Steve my broadband. [ laughter ] jimmy this is our dog, password 123. [ laughter ] good dog. This ones from herbmays. He says, my neighbor decorated my dead tree with empty bud light cans, then sent me a text saying my tree was budding. [ laughter and applause ] thank you. That was pretty good. [ cheers and applause ] thats not bad. Steve come on that and ding dong. This last one is from gerardbrown. He says, my neighbor told me he was thinking of putting a a skylight in his apartment. He lived below me. Well, thank you for letting me know. Theres our tonight show hashtags. Check out more of our favorites. Go to tonightshow. Com hashtags. Well be right back with seth rogen, everybody seth rogen. [ cheers and applause ] the ford freedom sales event is on with our best offers of the year im free to do what i want. And 0 financing is back on a huge selection of ford cars, trucks and suvs. Plus get an extra 1000 smart bonus on specially tagged vehicles. Thats freedom from interest. And freedom to choose with ford. Americas best selling brand. Im free, baby now get 0 financing plus a 1000 smart bonus cash on specially tagged vehicles. Only at the ford freedom sales event. Feel free. rustling sound effects, did we put away all the food . Define all. Ahhhhhhhhh cheetos crunching such majestic creatures. One coat, yes there is a day, for every number. There is a time, for all my slumbers. One coat guaranteed marquee interior. Behrs most advanced paint. Get the best paints and stains for any budget and now save 10 or 40 bucks. Only at the home depot. Maybe almond breeze tastes so good because its the only almondmilk made with californiagrown blue diamond almonds. Of course, if you ask one of our almond growers. Theres no maybe about it. Almond breeze. The best almonds make the best almondmilk. Proud sponsor of usa volleyball. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you, roots. We are joined right now by a a very funny, very popular comedian, writer, and director. He stars alongside zac efron and rose byrne in a highly anticipated comedy sequel opening tomorrow called neighbors 2 Sorority Rising. Please welcome back to the show, one of our favorites, here is seth rogen, everybody [ cheers and applause ] jimmy new york city, they love you, man thank you. Jimmy they love the seth rogen. Yeah. That was dope. Jimmy yeah, that was. Yeah. You cant no. [ cheers and applause ] that was nice. [ cheers ] jimmy you cant say dope. Oh, you cant say that on nbc, right . Jimmy no. You just cant say it around your fans. Oh, yeah. Exactly. [ laughter ] jimmy good to see you here. Yeah. How are you, buddy . Everything good . You look sharp. Im great. Jimmy you look good as always. Im fantastic. I squeezed into a suit. Feeling good. Jimmy you look sharp, buddy. Thank you. Jimmy we have a lot to talk about. Yes. Jimmy cause i love the movie and i also wanna talk about you have a bunch of projects going on. But this sunday at 10 00 p. M. On amc is a show called preacher. Yes. Which i executive produced and we directed the pilot and weve been trying for, like, ten years to make it. Its my favorite comic book ever. Jimmy what is preacher . Im not sure. I dont know about it. Its super confusing to explain. Jimmy okay. cause it has a very large world. Its essentially about a a preacher with a dark past who is trying to redeem himself and hes kind of a drunk preacher in texas. And then his best friend is a a vampire. [ laughter ] and he gets inhabited with a a supernatural entity that gives him powers and his exgirlfriend is an assassin. [ laughter ] so its one of those shows. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, yeah, yeah. Been there, done that. Yeah, exactly. Jimmy ive seen that. Yeah, yeah. No, im excited to see it because everyone is saying this, like, could be like the new walking dead. Or just its one of those things. So im excited by that. Congratulations. Its exciting, yeah. Thank you. Jimmy so the last time you were here i was so happy your mom and dad were in the audience. They were. It was so nice. Jimmy it was great. And theyre really cool and we were talking to your dad. Your dad had like a nice hunting shirt on. He does wear that, yeah. [ laughter ] jimmy it was like the one but theres no hunting here. Everyone knows that. No, hes never hunted. Yes. Jimmy hes never hunted at all . No. [ laughter ] hes a jew from new jersey. Hes never yeah. Jimmy from new jersey. [ laughter ] he had like yeah. But he looked cool and then he also he was wearing a purse. Yes. Jimmy do you remember this . He wears a purse. I remember because he wears a a purse. [ laughter ] jimmy but i thought that was just a bit for the thing. No, no, no, no, no, no. My dad fully wears, like, a a womans lesportsac purse. [ laughter ] jimmy a lesportsac. A lesportsac. Am i saying i think thats the pronunciation. Jimmy yeah but i dont know if that counts a purse. Does it . No. Its a purse jimmy yeah. This is a fullon yeah. Its a fullon purse. Jimmy and hes so use to this. He started wearing one day i was just like, whats with the purse, dad . And hes just like, i got too much stuff for my pockets [ laughter ] and i was like, as far as a a reason to have a purse goes, thats a pretty solid one. Jimmy but they were very supportive parents of you and they love you. Hugely supportive. Yeah. They drove me to every comedy show i ever did, my mom. cause i started when i was 13, and so i had no drivers license and so my mom would drive me to shows and watch me tell jokes. Jimmy and where was this . Was this in canada . In vancouver, british columbia, yeah. Jimmy vancouver. Yeah. And my first show i did was at a lesbian bar [ cheers ] called the lotus, which is a a flower. [ laughter ] i didnt understand at the time. I thought it was ladies night. I didnt get, like [ laughter ] jimmy yeah. Youre like, its all ladies here. Like, all these ladies here. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy good crowd. Yeah. Jimmy its a good it was a good crowd. Jimmy ladies night. Yeah. And it was really decorated, like, there were lotus, and i didnt get it at the time, i guess, the metaphor, but i was like, wow. They like really like really closeup pictures of blooming flowers in this place. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, yeah, yeah. And then slowly you got it. Yeah. Jimmy yeah. Not till like years later, i was like, wait a minute. No i was i think someone was telling me about georgia okeefe and i was like, oh, no i get it now. [ laughter ] those were vaginal flowers [ laughter ] jimmy thats not vaginal flowers that is your twitter handle . That is my twitter handle. vaginalflowers. [ laughter ] jimmy at at sethrogen. [ applause ] jimmy yeah. We have a clip of you, we talked to your parents, of you doing standup at around 13. Oh, man. Jimmy 13 or 14. This is just doing some standup. Random material. Youre a very good comedian. I loved watching it. Youre young. [ laughter ] i actually dont know what youre about to show. Jimmy Young Seth Rogen doing standup. Watch this. How come all of us have learned the alphabet so many years ago, we still have to do this. Looking up a name in the phone book. Oh, its smith. A b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s [ laughter ] a b c d e f g h i j k l m [ laughter and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy come on. Its not a bad bit. That jinxed the bit. Jimmy thats a great bit. The fact that i was dealing with an analog phone book at that time really jimmy yeah. Yeah. It anchors the bit in a really dated time. Jimmy isnt it fun . How many times did you do that bit . Not that many. That was my problem as a a comedian is once i told a a joke once i was like, all right. And then i didnt want to tell it again and you cant do that if youre a comedian. You have to refine your material over and over again. Jimmy exactly. Build an act. Yeah. I didnt do that. [ light laughter ] jimmy well you probably put every joke into every single thing youve done now. Exactly. Jimmy i mean, out of all of the comedies you do. Neighbors 2 Sorority Rising opens this weekend. So basically its you and rose byrne. Yes. Jimmy and zac efron who was here last night. Hes very awesome. Jimmy i love that guy. Hes very sympathetic. You feel bad for zac efron, which you have no reason to. [ laughter ] jimmy no, hes a very yeah. Almost the opposite. Yeah, exactly. Jimmy you should cause hes such a goodlooking guy. You have every reason to yeah. [ cheers ] hes like the most yeah. Jimmy he has everything going for him. But yeah, he is sympathetic. He has everything going for him, but in the movie especially you really feel bad for him. And its kind of like the greatest performance thing in the entire world because nothing about him should you feel bad for. [ laughter ] in any way, shape, or form. Jimmy exactly. Yeah. Jimmy hes talented, he can sing and dance, and hes good looking. The whole thing. Yeah. Hes got it all. Jimmy but yet, in this movie, yeah, he loses his job as a shirtless model for abercrombie fitch. Yeah. [ laughter ] well they dont they get rid of the they make them start wearing shirts. Jimmy yeah. And so he feels useless, basically. Yes. Hes just a guy in a shirt. He doesnt like that. Jimmy he doesnt enjoy that. Yeah. And