Transcripts For WCAU The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon

WCAU The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon March 7, 2017

Featuring Martina Mcbride and the legendary roots crew. Questlove 633, yeah steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon thats what im talking about. Welcome, everybody. Welcome, welcome, weom were live in new york city. I saw that beforehand democrats i just o me up was immigration. Cy. Have to finish [ laughter ] [ laughter and applause ] controversy. Steve yeah, thank you. Jimmy some more controversy here. People are upset about this photo thats gone viral. It shows trump advisor Kellyanne Conway in the oval office with her feet up on the couch. Just in the kind of sitting there. She even has her shoes on. Shes take a look at this. Just she just chillin. [ laughter ] kellyanne says that theyre theyre not shoes. Theyre alternative socks. And you go, okay well thats thats all right. You can do that. [ laughter and applause ] what you are guys doing . [ laughter ] what are you guys doing . You guys having a meeting . [ laughter ] seems like trumps been breaking with a lot of traditions since he took office. There is speculation that President Trump could cancel the annual white house easter egg roll. [ audience awws ] then he said, actually im cancelling all egg rolls just to get back at china. [ laughter ] thats a different steve different saying. Jimmy thats a totally different steve yeah. Thats different. Jimmy a different eggroll. Steve one is a food and one is an easter egg thing. Jimmy during a meeting with the nations governors yesterday, trump was quoted as saying, nobody knew health care could be so complicated. [ light laughter ] while on cnn last night they told Bernie Sanders about it. Check out bernies reaction. [ laughter ] bernie laughed so hard, metamucil shot out of his nose. [ laughter and applause ] we have a great show tonight. Give it up for the roots, everybody [ cheers and applause ] jimmy we have a fun show tonight. We love this guy. The star of two new films, wolves and salt salt and fire. No, not stalt and fire. Sorry. Wolves. Steve wolves. Jimmy i was rolling. And i just read faster than the cue cards had steve beautiful words didnt just pop out of your mouth . Jimmy thats right. I just open my mouth and the best words come out. [ laughter and applause ] steve no, his movie is salt and jimmy yeah, yeah. Michael shannon has movies called wolves and salt and fire. Michael shannon is here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] its about a salt mine in bolivia. Hell explain it. Thats a great movie. Plus, shes a multiple grammyaward winner, shes our pal. Shes also a New York Times bestselling author and coach on nbcs the voice, alicia keys is dropping by steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy were going to catch up with alicia and then were going to play wheel of musical impressions. [ cheers and applause ] we always make her do something. We always make her do something when she comes on. We dont actually make her. We ask her, but really in a a real kind of forceful way. We go, please do this. [ laughter ] please sing something. We love her so much. She is always a good sport and does it too. And we got speaking of great music, oh my gosh. Tonight, John Mellencamp featuring Martina Mcbride. [ cheers and applause ] John Mellencamp and Martina Mcbride. Guys, i always say our show is lucky to have the greatest band in late night, the roots right there, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] but it isnt always [ cheers and applause ] it isnt always fun and games. No. No. From time to time we put the roots to the test. We pick people from our audience and have the roots make up songs about them on the spot. It is time for freestylin with the roots. Here we go. Time to freestyle with the roots [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hey roots, you guys ready to do this . Yes. Jimmy here we go. Lets pick someone. Who wants the roots to do a a song about them . [ cheers and applause ] oh, sure. Stand up. Hello . Yeah . Hi. Jimmy yeah . Hey. Jimmy hi. Hey. I love you so much. Jimmy i love you, too. Thats my husband tim moore but you as well. Jimmy okay but i love [ laughter ] i love him, too. Not as much as i love my wife. But thanks. Perfect. Jimmy still we have something. And thats the thing. What is your name . Phylicia. Jimmy phylicia. With a p. [ laughter ] jimmy with a p. Okay. P h y [ light laughter ] jimmy oh, like phylicia . Phylicia like patricia. My mom. Hi mom. Jimmy okay. Phylica. Hi mom. [ light laughter ] i know it doesnt matter how im spelling it. I just wanted to make sure i have it right. [ light laughter ] got it. Jimmy where are you from . Akron, ohio. Jimmy okay. Akron, ohio . Thats o h i o . Yep. Jimmy yeah. [ laughter ] phylicia. The voice. The new season of the voice premiered last night. Theres lots of great singers on the show. If you were a singer in a band, what would your band be called . The phylicias. [ light laughter ] its my band. Jimmy it is your band, of course. And now we know. It starts with a p. Thank you, sir. [ laughter ] p y p thank you jimmy p c h what is it . P h y l i c i a. Jimmy p h y l i c i a. The phylicias. Guys, we have my pal phylicia. She is from akron, ohio. And if she was in a band, the band would be called the phylicias. Yeah. Not phylicious. Yes. Jimmy oh, like delicious . Yes. Jimmy oh. Did you guys know that . [ laughter ] you liars you did not know she said that the phylicious. Oh, i get it. Like delicious. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, i like that. [ laughter ] guys, for this first one this is only the first one. Why do i test you this much . Roots, im sorry. Our guy ed sheeran, who we love, shape of you is the number one song right now. And can you guys [ cheers and applause ] can you guys do it in kind of like an Ed Sheeran Type of style . Like a yeah. She star game i said how you doing where you from and where you done she said my name phylicia with a p like patricia i know how far its gonna get me son m okay the new season for the voice premiered so for akron lets give give them a hand and now youre a lead singer because youre a dead ringer for the girl from the phylicious band she said well thats a real cool thing you do i love my hubby but i love you too questlove with a capitol q the roots cooler than the party [ cheers and applause ] jimmy phylicia, thank you. Husband. Yeah, thank you. Who else . Come on. [ cheers and applause ] can i scoot through . Im gonna scoot through cut if you dont mind. Im gonna scoot through if you dont mind. Wait. Are you coming this way . [ light laughter ] all right. Hello. How are you . Hello. How are you . Jimmy fantastic. I was going to go to you. But you came to me. Which was very nice of you. Thank you for doing that. Can you hold this guy . Yes, i can. Jimmy okay. What is your name . Andrew long. Jimmy andrew long. Okay. The oscars were this past weekend. If you could make a movie about your life, which actor or actress would you want to play you . Neil patrick harris. Im a musical theater nerd. So Neil Patrick Harris. Jimmy n p h. [ cheers and applause ] aiming high. Neil patrick harris. And what would that movie be called . Andrew Long International spy. [ cheers and applause ] but with jimmy International Spy . But with but with my luck, i would be more of an austin powers than a a james bond. [ laughter ] jimmy more comedy than a a serious straight up stud . Yes. Jimmy youre a musical theater nerd. So itll be a musical thing. Yes. Jimmy yes. So its very good. All right. So this is musical theater thing. Okay. Why dont you come down with me for a second. Come here, come on, lets go. [ cheers and applause ] have you ever met the roots before, andrew . No. Jimmy yeah, you got to come meet the roots. Here, guys. I dont know if you know him because hes an International Spy. [ laughter ] this is andrew long. Yeah. You know him now. [ cheers ] guys. For this one, it is mardi gras. Do you know that . Yes jimmy okay. Mardi gras now i do. Jimmy now you do. Yeah. [ laughter ] i could tell you were acting. Thank god we hired Neil Patrick Harris. [ laughter ] you dont want to give up your thing. So lets do it in a dixieland type of jazz type of song. Well andrew long well hello how you do Neil Patrick Harris down with the roots crew and now its mardi gras before we say goodbye check out the moves of my man andrew Long International spy said youre ready now hes not with getting down andrew hes a national spy and you know hes a natural guy and hes happy he just wanted to say hi jimmy my thanks to these guys my thanks to the roots well be right back with Michael Shannon do it baby [ cheers and applause ] alright, hows this for a tv show. Sous chef. Lawyer by day, prepcook by night. 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Oh, thank you, yeah. Jimmy we were rooting for you. You got nominated for nocturnal animals. Well thats one of the good things, if you do a movie [ cheers and applause ] thanks. Jimmy you were fantastic in that, as you are in a lot of movies. Thank you. If you do a movie for tom ford, he gives you a very nice tuxedo to wear. Jimmy yeah, he did. Thats the thing i kind of notice, i love look at that. [ cheers and applause ] hey, hey come on hey stop that hes taken. Hes taken. Hes taken, he has a family, please. Yeah. Jimmy how was that scene there . Was it was it confusing at the end of the oscars . You know, im i feel bad for the la la land people. Im really glad that moonlight won. I think its a beautiful, exquisite movie. Jimmy sure. I had no qualms about mahershala winning. I think he well deserved it. And i think like Manohla Dargis said in the New York Times, you could give everybody in that movie an oscar. Its just acted impeccably well. Yeah. Jimmy so yeah. [ cheers and applause ] if you havent seen it yet, go see moonlight. Its a beautiful film. Jimmy very nice of you. Were you gone by then . Did you go, oh, thats the end of the night . I was gone not in a not in the physical sense. I was still sitting there, but i was well gone. [ laughter ] because what i do is the oscars kind of break down into three acts. The first act is like oh, my god, im at the oscars this is so fun. Jimmy kimmel, hes so much funnier i mean, hes so funny. [ laughter ] [ audience ohs ] these jokes are awesome. I cant believe it. And then slowly you get to the second act which is like, im going to start eating my finger if i dont get out of here. I cant take it anymore. Jimmy yeah, its time to go, yeah. When was your category . I was right at first up. I was first up. Jimmy oh, thats right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Jimmy yeah. Well, you lost early. So, yeah. Thanks. Thanks for noticing. [ laughter and applause ] well, you know what they say, lose early, win later. [ cheers ] thats what they say. No. I just made that up. Jimmy nobody says that. Nobody says that. Jimmy nobody says that. Nobody ever said that, ever. Jimmy i do but they should say that. Because that is kind of a cool phrase. I know. Jimmy yeah. Thats my next once i get out of this acting thing, ill make up phrases. Jimmy no, please dont get out of the acting thing. No . Jimmy but do you what do you to just chill out and relax and calm down . I mean do you just i do a lot of taxidermy. I am really into that. [ light laughter ] im really good at skee ball as long as i dont have to roll it. As long as i can just throw it. Jimmy someone else are you like nothing but net . You throw it like right yeah, right in the 100. Boom. [ laughter ] im like nolan ryan. Jimmy like nolan ryan with a wooden skee ball right in the hole. But something im deeply connected to and its kind of emotional because its already been happening so much on the show i would like to contribute as well, my singing, my vocal mastery. Jimmy yeah, we always welcome that. [ cheers and applause ] what is what is your goto song . Say if this is like a a karaoke i like a challenge. I dont know if you know this about me. But i like the more difficult something is, the better. So i usually sing russians by sting. [ light laughter ] jimmy russians . Russians. Jimmy could you do it . Could you get a little bit of russians . Okay. Jimmy its a beautiful chorus. Im having some sinus im going to stand up. Jimmy okay. Thank you so much. Jimmy do you want a mic . Do you want this microphone or are you good . You have one . Is it heavy . Jimmy i dont think so. All right. In europe and america theres a growing feeling of hysteria conditioned to respond to all the threats in the rhetorical speeches of the soviets mr. Khrushchev says we will bury you i dont subscribe to this point of view it would be such an ignorant thing to do if the russians love their chicken too [ cheers and applause ] jimmy Michael Shannon. Not too shabby [ cheers and applause ] my goodness. That was unbelievable. That is unbelievable. Please, have a sip of water here. My knees are shaking. Jimmy let me do some work now that was you dont have to do that. That was amazing. Thank you for that. That was free. [ laughter ] jimmy i want to talk about your two films. We have to get to the why youre here. To talk about thats a good question. [ light laughter ] oh, you mean about the show . Jimmy yeah, sorry. Never mind. Jimmy no i think salt and fire is your film. Yeah, its a movie about, you know i play this guy who runs this corporation thats kind of screwed up the environment. And theres this scientist that comes to investigate it, played by this german actress, veronica ferres, and i wind up kidnapping her. Because thats the kind of guy i am. [ light laughter ] if a beautiful woman comes to my place jimmy its a romantic comedy. Its a romantic comedy. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Jimmy so you got that, then you worked with our pal, bart freundlich. Oh, you know him . Jimmy i love that guy. He told me he texted me before i got here to make him sound smart. So [ light laughter ] jimmy that should help. I mean we can cut around that. And then you can jimmy oh, i gotcha. Okay, yeah. So heres the edit point. Hes just so damn smart, is the thing about bart. [ laughter ] i mean ive just never worked with a smarter guy. Jimmy cut to the chase there, yeah, yeah. This is wolves. The name of this film is wolves. And its about well, basically its about basketball and gambling. Yeah. Jimmy yeah. And i play an alcoholic gambling addict. So, i didnt have to do too much research. [ laughter ] i just kind of showed up and said, where do you want me to stand . Jimmy but you no kidnapping on the set exactly is there any other way you want to set up this clip at all or do you just want to show it . This is me in a bar making a a bet. Jimmy this is Michael Shannon in wolves. Take a look at this. You want me to settle up . Its high. Okay. Double or nothing. Yeah, yeah. Hey, bobby, the knicks are going to come out of this timeout. Melo is going to hit a three from the top of the key, promise. What do you say . Go ahead. Thats a grand. Yeah, i know. Grand shmand. You sure . Yeah, yeah. They run this all the time. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy Michael Shannon, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] go see him in wolves, plus salt and fire. How about his sting earlier . That was unbelievable. Well be right back with alicia keys, everyone. Stick around. [ cheers and applause ] various shouting heigh ho its off to work we go woman on the gulf coast, new exxonmobil projects are expected to create over 45,000 jobs. 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