And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 645, yeah steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, i love you i love you [ cheers and applause ] hi muah muah, muah, muah, muah, muah welcome to the tonight show, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] thats what it is tonight. Welcome. Youre here. Thank you for being here. Heres what people are talking about. Of course, the big story is that the vote on the republican healthcare bill was delayed today because they didnt have enough votes to pass it. [ cheers ] when he heard that, obama called trump and said, dont worry. Obama covers depression. So, dont worry about it. [ cheers and applause ] yeah. At one point, congress was prepared to vote as late as 3 00 a. M. Congressmen called their wives told them not wait up, then they called their mistresses and said, see ya at 3 00 and you know [ cheers and applause ] steve heyyo jimmy but actually, trump was on the phone last night until almost midnight, calling republicans to try to switch their votes on the bill. All the calls started the same way you have a collect call from dont hang up, loser. [ laughter ] press one. [ applause ] dont hang up, loser. Steve rude. Jimmy trump said the hardest part was talking on one phone and tweeting on the other. [ laughter and applause ] that was multitasking is tough. Its very hard to do. Thats right, trump was up all night calling republicans. He said he would have calmed some democrats, but figured they were already on the line spying on us. [ laughter and applause ] they already know whats going on. Meanwhile, White House PressSecretary Sean Spicer says that theres currently no plan b for replacing obamacare, and women said, yeah. We know exactly where you guys stand on plan b. [ cheers and applause ] you can stop talking. Listen to this. I read that trump is the first president in 150 years without a pet in the white house. [ audience boos ] then another guy said, its okay, because i have pet in white house. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] roll over, donald. There are a lot of scandals surrounding the white house right now. So, trump started giving interviews to tell his side of the story. Lets see how thats going. In an interview just out with time magazine, the president talked about his wiretapping claims against president obama. And in an answer about questions of his credibility, he responded to the reporter, i guess i cant be doing so badly because im president and youre not. [ laughter ] jimmy then the reporter was like, true, but youre being investigated by the fbi and i am not, so [ cheers and applause ] some more news out of washington, Supreme Court nominee neil gorsuch said he doesnt see judges as democrats or republicans, saying, i see judges. [ light laughter ] and when asked about the republican healthcare plan, gorsuch said, i see dead people. [ laughter and applause ] and you go, hey, whoa. Hey, no spoilers. Steve come on. Come on. Jimmy finally, this was going viral. A young girl got to meet pope francis yesterday, and she decided to grab a souvenir. Take a look at this. Yay. Yay jimmy oh [ laughter ] then, when he got home, the pope was like, hey, wheres my wallet . Hey, that girls good. [ applause ] we have great show tonight, guys. Give it up for the roots [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, we have a fun show tonight im so excited. We have the most fun people on the show tonight. Steve oh. Jimmy this guy is one of our favorites humans. Steve love him. Jimmy star of the show blackish, Anthony Anderson is here steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] come on jimmy and two other shows as well. I want to talk to him. I just love him. Hes the greatest. Plus, from the popular youtube show, good mythical morning, rhett and link are joining us. [ cheers and applause ] Steve Youtube jimmy you know rhett and link . Steve yeah. Jimmy theyve been on the show before. Do you guys know rhett and link out there . If you dont [ cheers ] they got something, like, 2 billion views or 3 billion views. 3 billion. Steve billion with a b . Jimmy yeah. Not million, billion views on youtube with their show, good mythical morning. And they do a segment on their show. Its like a well, good mythical morning. Its in morning. Its, like, the two of them just talking. They have fun bits. Its really theyre just funny, charming gentlemen. But they have a bit called will it . So they started with will it taco . And they just put Different Things in a taco shell and see if they will taco. [ laughter ] some things will, and some things wont. Steve they wont. Jimmy you know, yeah. I think for them, its, like, either it will, or, yeah, it wont will. I dont know. [ laughter ] anyways, later in the show were going to play a game called will it smore . Steve ooh. [ audience oohs ] jimmy be sure to stick around for than one. Steve yeah. Jimmy yeah. Will it smore . Im assuming most things will smore. Steve most things. Jimmy which has steve will yours have marshmallows, or youre gonna try chocolate, right . Jimmy im only doing yeah, graham cracker, marshmallows. [ laughter ] no, no, yeah. Well, well see in the game later. Its pretty fun. But we got great music from migos, you guys steve oh [ cheers and applause ] jimmy culture. Migos [ applause ] bad and boujee. Steve whoa. [ light laughter ] jimmy yeah. Migos is on the show tonight. Actually, earlier today they stopped by our offices. So the roots and i grabbed some office supplies, and we performed our own version of bad and boujee. [ cheers and applause ] check it out [ dialtone ] hey raindrop drop top smoking on cookie in the hot box on your she a thot thot thot cooking up dope in the crockpot we came from nothing to something hey i dont trust nobody call up the gang and they coming to get you cry me a river give you hey my hey is bad and boujee hey cooking up dope with an uzi rahh my is savage ruthless we got 30s and 100 rounds too rahh my is bad and boujee hey cooking up dope with an uzi hey my is savage ruthless hey we got 30s and 100 rounds too rahh hey offset Whoo Whoo Whoo whoo whoo rackings on rackings got backends on backends im riding around in coupe in a coupe i take your up from you from you cause im a dog roof roof rahh hop in the frog whoo ha ah ah ah raindrop drop top smoking on cookie in the hot box on your she a thot thot thot rahh cooking up dope in the crockpot hey we came from nothing to something hey i dont trust nobody grip the trigger nobody call up the gang and they coming to get you cry me a river give you a my is bad and boujee hey cooking up dope with an uzi rahh my is savage ruthless hey we got 30s and 100 rounds too rahh my is bad and boujee hey cooking up dope with an uzi hey my is savage ruthless hey we got 30s and 100 round too rahh pour a four im dropping muddy outer space kid cudi drank introduce me to your wife and we know she slutting broke a brick down nutted butted nutted dont move too fast i might shoot you huh draco bad and boujee draco im always hanging with shooters brah might be posted somewhere secluded private still be playing with pots and pans call me quavo ratatouille run with that sack call me boobie when im on stage show me boobies hey ice on my neck im the coolest im about to do it brah with the uzi raindrop drop top smoking on cookie in the hotbox on your she a thot thot thot cooking up dope in the crockpot we came from nothing to something hey i dont trust nobody grip the trigger nobody call up the gang and they come and get you hey cry me a river give you my my is bad an boujee hey cooking up dope with an uzi rahh my is savage ruthless hey we got 30s and 100 rounds too rahh my is bad and boujee cooking up dope with an uzi hey my is savage ruthless we got 30s and 100 rounds too rahh [ cheers and applause ] jimmy yeah come on steve come on jimmy that was so fun. Steve come on jimmy thats the roots right there. [ cheers and applause ] thats good stuff. Come on. Steve wow you were in the chorus there. Jimmy it was office supplies. Thats all were using. Thats totally we just did that today. I was like, this sounds fantastic. [ laughter ] and i think that anyone who works in the office are going to try their versions of bad and boujee. Steve yeah, yeah. Jimmy we want to see it. So do it, film it, send it in to us. [ cheers and applause ] and how great is migos for doing that . Steve come on. Jimmy give it up once again for migos. [ cheers and applause ] if you are going to do it, on the phone, its number sign 2, 3. Steve right. Jimmy that was the steve thats the key. Jimmy that was the key. Steve and you were doing that the entire time. Jimmy thats [ light laughter ] its number sign 2, 3. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dont confuse it with hashtag. Steve yeah. Jimmy 2, 3. Back in the day when i grew up, it was number sign. Steve yeah. [ light laughter ] jimmy wait, quest, what were you on . You were on electric stapler and scissors . Questlove electric stapler and scissors, yeah. Jimmy kamal, you had paper. Jimmy marcus . You a did a washboard. Keyboard. Jimmy a wash keyboard, a a washboard keyboard. Captian kirk had a ruler with a a tissue box. Jimmy a tissue box. With rubber bands. Jimmy with rubber bands, yeah. That were tuned to mix the sounds. James, you were a bit a of nightmare to work with. [ laughter ] steve i heard. I heard it was awful. [ laughter ] jimmy im just saying i didnt say a full on nightmare. Steve yeah. Jimmy just a bit of a a nightmare. [ laughter ] true or is not true . Did someone almost bleed because of you . [ laughter ] so, all right. Lets just not talk about, okay . Steve only two people quit. Jimmy frank knuckles, man, youre always the best. Come on. Man, we just did with the water jug. That was awesome. [ cheers and applause ] damon. Damon, love love you too, damon. Anyways, make those videos, send them in, and this is all fun. Guys, well be right back with more the tonight show. Steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] by the time you head to the bank and wait to get approved for a home loan, that newly listed, midcentury ranch with the garden patio will be gone. Or you could push that button. [dong] [rocket launching] skip the bank, skip the waiting, and go completely online. Get the confidence that comes from a secure, qualified mortgage approval in minutes. Lift the burden of getting a home loan with Rocket Mortgage by quicken loans. [whisper rocket] i believe in me too. I am the unicorn of your confidence [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome back, everybody. Thank you so much for watching. I forgot to mention for our version of office supplies, office bad and boujee, of course, tariq. Tariq get outta here jimmy the most important part of the whole thing. Tariq trotter on did you have thumbtacks . Yeah, yeah. Thumbtacks, yes. [ light laughter ] jimmy if you if you thought that you heard shaking thumbtacks, that was taria doing that. You did you that great and i was the one because i was trying to get the i was just yelling, i was going like a a hype man in there. [ light laughter ] so it was like raindrops and i was supposed to go drip [ light laughter ] and then, right . Raindrops drop top and then i go, drop top. But i got so mixed up. I go, raindrops drop, drip drop, [ laughter ] jimmy and then they said crooked. Crooked. Jimmy no not crooked before tariq he said cookies in a a hot box, you said, cricket [ laughter and applause ] jimmy i thought that he was saying crickets. I didnt know what he was saying, man. Hot box, cricket he said drop top, i said, drip top. [ light laughter ] i dont know what a drip top is but i think its a way to make coffee. Im assuming. Guys, our first guest tonight is a twotime Emmy Award Nominated actor. Yes. Hes so good, starring in the very popular Comedy Series blackish, which airs wednesdays at 9 30 p. M. On abc. He also hosts a brand new show called animal nation with Anthony Anderson, which you can see wednesdays at midnight on animal planet. Please welcome the always entertaining, my man, Anthony Anderson [ cheers and applause ] jimmy emmy nominated Anthony Anderson. Man, oh, man, you deserve it. Going to do a rain drop. Drop drip. Top. [ light laughter ] drip top. Jimmy do it again. Rain drop. Drip. Drop. No, drop top. Jimmy rain drop drip, right . No. Rain drop, drop top. Jimmy i know, when i say drip. Thats the rain drop . No. Jimmy i never say the word drip . Only when you go to the doctor. [ light laughter ] jimmy i had a problem but i was waiting [ light laughter ] i wanted to endorse it. I thought was rain drop drip . Drop in the drop top. Its always all drop . Smoking on the jimmy no. So you go, wait. So you go rain drop. Drop. Top. Jimmy no. You do your thing and ill do it. I wasnt in it, so i dont have a thing. [ light laughter ] jimmy i know, but pretend [ light laughter ] rain drop. Drop. Top. Jimmy drop top. Moving on the drip. Okay. [ light laughter ] we good. We good. Jimmy but i did, so i did. Are these the ones, he says likes a, grr, like a dog, and he barks. He was like, ra i went ruff [ light laughter ] like a little puppy. How you doing . Hows everything . Hows the fam . Familys good. Im doing great. The shows are doing great. Jimmy you look great, man. Thank you, thank you. [ cheers and applause ] thank you very much. Jimmy always excited, dude. You posted this photo, and i almost couldnt believe it was you. I forgot you said, heres the flashback friday . Yeah. Flashback friday. They were like, is that you . I was like, yeah thats the dude that ate me. [ light laughter ] jimmy is this the heaviest you ever were . Man, yeah, look. I aint have no neck. My eyes are closed even though theyre open. [ light laughter ] look at me, man. Look at the jowls. Jimmy how heavy was this guy . I think that dude was maybe about, 275, 280 pounds and im only 510. But you could not tell me i wasnt fine. [ light laughter ] jimmy no. You could not tell me i wasnt fine [ cheers ] im saying, i never thought i was a fat dude until i lost some weight and realized, oh, i was a fat mother [ bleep ] [ light laughter ] no. Yeah. Jimmy you really didnt see yourself . No. I never saw myself as fat. You know, i was always comfortable in the skin that im in. You know, cause no matter how big i was i could still run fast, jump high, do the splits, dance and do all of that. Youre laughing, i dont know why youre laughing. [ light laughter ] jimmy ive seen. No, no, no, no [ cheers and applause ] drop, drip drop, hot drop drip drop. Jimmy all right. Stop. You dont have to prove yourself. Dont let the big thighs fool you. Look, i can cross my legs. Look at this i couldnt do this at 275 pounds. Matter of fact, look. Im ambidextrous leg crosser. Who can do that . [ laughter and applause ] jimmy you look great. Thank you, brother. Jimmy because, man, oh man, you couldnt be crushing it more. Blackish, just got picked up. Just got another season. What season you on there, three . We just finished season 3. Jimmy come on, man. Yeah. [ cheers and applause ] thank you, guys, for your support. Jimmy great cast in that. Uhhuh. Jimmy okay, but lets talk about, you have another show, too. This is animal nation. With Anthony Anderson. Jimmy with Anthony Anderson. Uhhuh. Jimmy how did you get cast as Anthony Anderson . [ light laughter ] they were looking for an Anthony Anderson type. And i showed up to the audition. Jimmy they go, hey, i got the type. No, how fun is that, though . Its a great show, man. Think the tonight show meets and thats what our show is, man. You know, i have a celebrity guest come out talk about their love of animals. Ill have a comic come out and give some comedic anecdotes about animals. Show, i engage with deadly animals that could kill me in front of a live audience. [ cheers ] jimmy always freaks me out. Every time we have an animal expert on the show, it scares me, because i have no clue. At i safe. Right. Jimmy you never know what an animals going to do, and i dont want to bother. You know, its crazy. We were shooting promos with a a camel, an emu, and a baby goat. Um, and th but he went number one for about three minutes. Jimmy oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. [ laughter ] they brought out a five gallon bucket to catch it. It overflowed. They brought out another five gallon bucket to catch it, it overflowed, so they just let ah, hes like, im in hump number two. Yeah, you know, he peed so much, he lost his hump. [ light laughter ] so thats what in there . And then the emu no, not emu. The llama, not to be outdone, she went number one and number two at the same damn time. Jimmy yeah, yeah, ive seen that. Now, thats talent. I decide to do number one and number two and it dont work. Not at the same time. Jimmy no, not at the same time. Dont try that. No, not at all. Jimmy the baby goat okay . The baby goat just looked at us like, yo ant, why we here . [ light laughter ] jimmy lets go out and get a drink after this. You hung out with the baby goat later. I heard this thing about you, and i didnt know about this, but you, when you go to karaoke, one of your goto songs is one of my favorites of alltime. Okay. Jimmy which is by billy paul. Jimmy can anyone guess what that is . Yall dont know . Yall dont know . Rain drop no. Not that one. Jimmy me and mrs. Jones. Yes. [ audience ahs ] yes. Jimmy that was my jam, i still jam to that, man. Jimmy i cant hit those notes. I try to jam to that. Okay. Jimmy could you, but no, i cant. No, no. But, do it . [ cheers ] this right here . Jimmy yeah. On key and everything. Could we lower the lights a a little bit, maybe . Perfect. Okay. Here we go. Me and mrs. Jones weve got a thing going on we both know that its wrong but its much too strong to let it go now [ cheers ] we meet every day at the same cafe 6 30 and no one knowsbe there Holding Hands making all kinds of plans while the jukebox plays our [ cheers ] me and mrs. Mrs jones jimmy ah [ cheers and applause ] oh oh my goodness. Rain drop jimmy oh, drop top. Anthony anderson. [ laughter ] watch his shows, blackish, and animal nation. Well be right back with rhett and link [ cheers and applause ] [laughs] you have a side that is retired playing tag and gettin tired. You have a side that saves for their tuition. But right now it looks like bedtime is the mission. A side that owns your own store. Looks like you need to expand some more. Thats why theres nationwide. They help protect and grow your many sides. Nationwide is on your side. E trades powerful trading tools, give you access to indepth analysis, and a team of experienced traders ready to help if you need it. Itswherever you are. 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