And the legendary roots crew. Questlove usa steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you very much. Wow look at how great that looks. Thank you very much. Welcome, welcome, welcome, everybody, welcome to the tonight show. Baby, this is it [ cheers and applause ] this is it you guys, it is fleet week here in new york city [ cheers ] and our entire audience is filled with servicemen and women. Welcome, everybody. This is officially the one hour all weekend when they wont be drinking. [ laughter ] its very exciting. Its very exciting. Everyones excited. In fact i saw that people have been posting photos with the hashtag selfiewithasailor. [ cheers and applause ] which is great for sailors, yeah. Its great for sailors because they can remember who they went home with last night. [ cheers and applause ] but i love i love fleet week. Steve hey jimmy its like top gun meets the bachelorette. It really is. [ laughter ] its fantastic. Of course one of the big events is the parade of ships in the harbor, and i saw that one of them is from canada. You can tell which ship it is because its the one apologizing to every wave it crashes into. [ laughter ] sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry about that, sorry, sorry. Its amazing to see how many skills you learn in the military. They help you out later in life. I mean, for instance, learning how to jump out of a plane prepares you for flying united. It really [ cheers and applause ] it really steve yes. Ow. Jimmy lets get to some news here. President trump is at the g7 summit in sicily today. When asked if he was nervous for the g7, he said, aint nothing but a g thing. [ laughter and applause ] i saw that Hillary Clinton told graduates at Wellesley College that after losing the election, she had time to organize her closet. [ laughter ] which is a coincidence because trumps been cleaning out his cabinet. [ laughter ] steve really . Hey oh jimmy yeah, youre fired. Youre fired. Steve wall. Jimmy did you see this video . This dad went to go pick up his son on the last day of school, and he decided to be as embarrassing as possible. Check this out. Jimmy thats the dad. Dad dad [ yelling ] [ beeping horn ] [ laughter ] jimmy isnt that great . [ cheers and applause ] steve a man after my own heart. Jimmy the kid says hell never forget that moment, while the dad says thats the last time he takes ambien. And [ laughter and applause ] i want to say congrats to lebron james, who just became the nbas alltime leading playoff scorer, ever. Yeah. [ cheers and applause ] lebron said that he couldnt have done it without the help of his teammates. Then his teammates said, but you just did. [ cheers and applause ] speaking of sports, this week the nfl announced that theyre relaxing the rules against touchdown celebrations. [ cheers ] but but some celebrations are still banned. And so since its its a a little confusing. We thought wed bring someone on to explain what is and what isnt allowed. Please welcome, from the nfl competition committee, andrew carne, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. Jimmy nice to see you. Thank you. Jimmy thank you for being on the show. Thank you, its nice to be here. Thank you. Jimmy thank you, andrew. Now, im a little unclear about what kind of celebrations are permitted by the nfl. Can you help clarify . Absolutely. Well, keep in mind that our players are role models, and as such they have to behave accordingly. So, under the new rules, when you score youre certainly allowed to dust a little dirt off your shoulders, obviously. Jimmy thats good. But something youre not allowed to do would be this. [ cheers and applause ] so yeah, so Something Like that would not be permissible. Jimmy okay, thank you. That makes perfect sense. Now do you have any other examples that we should know about . I do. The players are more than welcome to do the sprinkler. Jimmy okay, thats good. All in good fun, obviously. But what is strictly prohibited would be Something Like this. [ cheers and applause ] so yeah. Jimmy all right, thank you. So again thats just sort of an example. Jimmy im glad you clarified that. Of course. Jimmy i appreciate that. Before i let you go [ laughter ] is there anything else that we should know . Sure. Players are more than welcome to sort of sort of jimmy high five . Sort of playfully high five jimmy high five, thats a a great move. But under no circumstances should they tear off their jerseys, put on a sailor cap, and do a made up dance called the sweaty sailor. Jimmy all right, now look, no, no, no. [ audience ohs ] youre not youre not going to do that tonight. No. No. [ cheers ] oh, im going to do it [ cheers and applause ] jimmy get out of here. Get out of here thank you. Get get lost. Get out of here oh, dear god. [ applause ] steve i dont think he works for the nfl. Jimmy i dont know if he does or not. [ light laughter ] well, guys, it is the end of another crazy week, and since theres too much to talk about, instead of giving you a full week in review, we decided to put together a little montage that just focuses on key words used this week. Its something we call, this week in words. Enjoy. [ cheers and applause ] the navy, the marine corps, theyre in new york. Its fleet week, it started yesterday. Fleet week, fleet week, fleet week, fleet week, fleet week, fleet week, fleet week. Fleet week starts. President trumps trip. Cavs, warriors. Championship. The season premiere of the bachelorette. Waboom. Waboom. Waboomboomboom. Boomboomwaboom thats the crazy one. Thats insane. I mean, i admire him. Paul mccartney. As a pirate. Rumors. Swirling. Top gun two. Its true. Navy. Coast guard. U. S. Army. Marines. Air force. Over land, air, and sea. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. All for serving me. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy guys, weve got a a great show tonight. Give it up for the roots. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you very much. Steve whoa, look at that. Jimmy guys, it is fleet week here in new york city [ cheers and applause ] and in honor of that and memorial day, tonights audience is made up entirely of servicemen and women from the coast guard, army, navy, marine corps and air force. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for being here thank you for being here please, enjoy the show. This is for you. Were doing the show for you guys. Please enjoy yourself. Thank you so much for being here. Look what someone gave me here. Fleet week challenge coin right there. [ applause ] steve going to get a beer tonight. Jimmy free beers, yeah. Absolutely, yeah. [ light laughter ] i also want to say thank you to my dad who served in the navy, and my fatherinlaw who served in the marines. [ cheers and applause ] thank you all for being here tonight, and thank you for your service to our country, both here and abroad. We have a fantastic show tonight. He created one of the funniest sketch comedy shows key and peele. Now hes written and directed a a Box Office Smash horror film called get out. The hilarious jordan peele is stopping by tonight. Steve yeah. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy funny, funny dude. Steve delightful man. Jimmy plus from the Netflix Series the crown, golden globe winner claire foy is here. Steve come on [ cheers and applause ] jimmy and weve got great music tonight. You guys ready . [ cheers ] iggy azalea featuring anitta tonight [ cheers and applause ] woo woo heres the heres the get out bluray, too. [ cheers ] pick this up at blockbuster, wherever steve blockbuster, radio shack. Jimmy wherever you rent your dvds. Radio shack, whatever, yeah. [ light laughter ] guys, todays friday. Thats usually when i catch up with some personal stuff. You know, i check my inbox, i return some emails, and of course i send out thank you notes. [ cheers and applause ] i was just wondering if maybe i could write out my weekly thank you notes right now. Is that cool with you guys . [ cheers ] you guys are the greatest. Steve wow jimmy james, can i get some thank you note writing music, please . Steve wow. [ laughter ] jimmy hes oh. Hes always in a good mood. Steve yeah. Jimmy always in a good mood. Steve yeah, he calls this fleek week. [ laughter ] jimmy fleek week . Steve yeah. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy not bad, not bad. Pretty good, fleek week. Thank you, fleet week, for starting with a march of pride and ending with a walk of shame. [ cheers and applause ] thank you, fleet week, for taking the countrys most distinguished servicemen and women, and turning them into this for a few nights. Wawawaboom [ laughter ] steve waboom jimmy the waboom guy. [ laughter ] steve hes like the shamwow guy. Jimmy thank you, Brooks Brothers logo, for giving us a a preview of what it will look like when amazon drones deliver sheep. [ laughter and applause ] i was wasted steve baaa jimmy i was wasted last night. I ordered like three sheep. Steve i couldnt get to sleep jimmy thank you, grill marks, for making steaks look ripped. [ laughter and applause ] the steak is fit. Steve its fit waboom. [ light laughter ] jimmy thank you, challenge coins, for basically being pogs that get you drunk. There you go. [ cheers and applause ] waboom thank you, raisins, for looking like grapes that smoked camel lights for 20 years. [ laughter ] [ gravelly voice ] thank you very much. I really appreciate it. Thank you, men and women of the u. S. Armed forces. Your service to this country allows us to live free and be safe, and youve somehow found a way to make the greatest city on the earth even better. Thank you guys so much. [ cheers and applause ] those are my thank you notes. Were playing freestyling with the roots when we come back. Get ready. Come on baby. [ cheers and applause ] ill call you back. Is this my car . State farm knows that for every one of those moments. What . This is ridiculous theres one of these. Sam, i gotta go. Is this my car . What . This is ridiculous this cant be happening this cant be happening oh, its happening sweetheart. Oh, its happening sweetheart. Shut up shut up thats why state farm is there, what a day. With car insurance, for when things go wrong. But also here with car loans, to help life go right. State farm. What a day first you start with this. These guys. A place like shhh no. Found it and definitely lipton ice tea. Lots of it. A lipton meal is what you bring to it. And the refreshing taste of lipton iced tea. Mr. Brady, weve been expecting you. Will you be needing anything else . No. Not a thing. Beautyrest black. Get your beautyrest. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome back, everybody i always say that our show is lucky to have the greatest band in late night, the roots right there, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] but it isnt always fun and games. From time to time we put the roots to the test. We pick people from our audience and have the roots make up songs about them on the spot. [ light laughter ] it is time for freestylin with the roots [ cheers and applause ] here we go time to freestyle with the roots jimmy hey, roots, you ready to do this . Yes jimmy all right, lets pick someone. Raise your hand if you want the roots to make up a song about you . [ cheers and applause ] right here, right here, right here. Yeah you got it, please, stand up, please. Thats for you. How are you . What is your name, rank and branch of service . My name is Senior Airman hatcher and im with the air force. Jimmy what is your name again . Senior airman hatcher. Jimmy again . Senior airman. Jimmy se or oh sorry. Senior airman. Jimmy Senior Airman. [ light laughter ] see, this is why you dont want me. Senior airman. I thought it was like salmon airman. [ laughter ] i thought you were just saying a sorry. Thought it was a name i didnt hear before. All right, hatcher, of course. Hatcher from air force. Where are you from originally . Waldorf, maryland. Jimmy youre from waldorf, maryland. [ light laughter ] steve you dont know each other. Please. [ laughter ] jimmy now, youre here in new york city for a few days. Whats your favorite thing to do in new york . Eat. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy really . Youre so small. Where are you eating . Anywhere good . I believe its h and b burger . Jimmy no, i dont know h and b burger. Really . Quest, do you know h and b burger. Questlove i never heard of it. Jimmy yeah. Wow. All right. You guys taught us about something. All right, h and b burger. [ laughter ] never heard of it. What do you like on your burger . Onions, bacon, cheese. [ laughter ] jimmy you say it so seriously. Guys, we have Senior Airman from the air force hatcher, Senior Airman hatcher from the air force. Shes originally from waldorf, maryland. She knows someone in our audience tonight. [ laughter ] and shes in new york city. Her favorite thing to do is eat, and she wants onions on the burger, and cheese. For this first one were so proud to have our troops here tonight, can you do, like, an old american patriotic march like grand old flag kind of song . Heres looking at ya youre sea airman hatcher the air force is soaring high and youre from waldorf maryland again youre an airman so your pennant youll fly and when youre in new york city besides looking pretty a burger is what youll eat you like onions and cheese and other things so happy fleet week [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you. Jimmy i appreciate it. Who else . Who else . [ cheers and applause ] here you go, buddy. All right. Youre going to hold this one right here. What is your name, rank and branch . Staff sergeant perez, United States marine corps. Jimmy sergeant . Yes. Jimmy youre sergeant. . [ laughter ] perez . Yes. Jimmy all right. Perez, very good. Theres going to be a lot of memorial day barbecues this weekend. Whats your favorite food to eat at a barbecue . Probably ribs. Jimmy yeah. [ inaudible ] [ applause ] jimmy i love ribs, too. What is your favorite side dish . Potato salad. Jimmy yeah. I dont know. Its your answer. If i was playing family feud. Survey says no. Potato salad. You like the mayonnaisey ones or the vinegar ones. Uh mayonnaise probably. [ light laughter ] jimmy ew mayo. Guys, we have Staff Sergeant perez. His favorite thing to eat at a a barbecue is ribs and his favorite side dish is mayonnaisey [ laughter ] on a hot day, potato salad. For this one were fans of Chris Stapleton here. Can you do it in like a a Chris Stapleton type of country song . [ applause ] Staff Sergeant perez im nervous but thanks for your service United States marines is the fleet get up out your seat [ cheers and applause ] at memorial day barbecues like those that are happening this weekend big old slab of ribs according to you at least favorite thing to eat i read your mind maybe cause i got to say youre a little bit crazy i love potato salad just like you do but i dont like mine mayonnaisey i read your mind maybe cause i got to say youre a little bit crazy i think jimmy will agree with me on this potato salads good as long as its not mayonnaisey [ cheers and applause ] jimmy excuse me. Can i cut can i cut across . Sorry about that. Excuse me. Sorry about that. No problem. Jimmy how are you doing . Great. Jimmy excuse me. Sorry, excuse me. Hello. [ light laughter ] hey, how are you doing . Hi, looking good. Excuse me, pardon me. Dont get up, please. [ laughter ] i think this got awkward. Yeah, get up now, okay, good. [ laughter ] this is good. All right were going so smoothly. All right, then we just hit the sorry about that. I apologize. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Please. Thank you for staying. Hi, finally im on this side. [ cheers and applause ] woo. I just kind of yeah sure. There you go. Why dont you thats for you. What is your name, rank and branch . Im Staff Sergeant ryan, United States army. Jimmy all right. You say it so fast. United [ laughter ] states. Jimmy states. Thank you. Yeah. All right. Very good. Everyone knows here that the bachelorette has started this week. If you were a contestant trying to sell yourself for a date [ light laughter ] what would you say is your best quality . Not my bank account. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy not my bank account. Not my bank account. All right. And if you had a catchphrase, for example, the whaboom guy. Whaboom what would be your catchphrase . Thats a hard one. [ laughter ] jimmy thats a hard one is your catchphrase . [ cheers and applause ] thats a hard one. There you go. All right. Youre never going to live this one down. [ light laughter ] we have Staff Sergeant ryan from the United States army. His best quality is not his bank account. And if he were on the bachelorette his catchphrase would be, thats a hard one. [ laughter and applause ] for this last one, we hope everyone has fun this weekend so can you guys do like a a party in the usa kind of song . [ light laughter ] like a little miley . Yeah. Come on. Sergeant ryan goes out for the tr this neat new season of to beginbank thats the catchphrase come on oh oh oh o theres a party here [ eers and applause ] jimmy thats fantastic our men and women in uniform. [ cheers and applause ] got it. Rumor confirmed. Theyre playing. What . We gotta go. Where . San francisco. When . Friday. We gotta go. [ tires screech ] any airline. Any hotel. Any time. Go where you want, when you want with no blackout dates. [ muffled music coming from club. Blue monday by new order. 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