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WCAU Today May 31, 2016

Thoroughly, i do believe. [ laughter ] what makes your specials. It lots of dill. Lots and lots of dill. Dill and olive oil is the secret. My wife is greek and italian so there you have it. Keenan, by the way, is going to be on the new show called maya and marty. Yes, i am we think youre the secret sauce on that show. Oh, i like. Thats my nickname. Well, we look forward to hearing whats going on in your life. You wanted some time off but Lorne Michaels wanted you working. Time off is not in my existence. Beats the unemployment line. Got to pay for college. If you want to know what your favorite celebrities were up to this holiday weekend, well get you caught up with the latest buzz. Plus, laura morano is all grown up, shes perform boom box with elvis duran. In the meantime, hoda and i went to the same place but refused to be seen together lest people talk. We were trying to make sure people werent gossiping. You were at the beach. Yes. No sunscreen, right . Well, you know, itch my secret sauce there, too. So it was my mom, joel, me and the kids and adele and colleen and we have our napkins and that was the ella photo bomb. We did spend a lot of time just hanging out on the beach laughing with the girls and we had a great time and by the way, the water was like 60 degrees and the kids were in it. It was freezing. It was freezing. Isnt it nice we can show boots now. No more hiding joel. Youre coming up on three years. I know, isnt that weird . I think its this week. I mean, it is this week. [ laughter ] im not great with this. Off couple days to figure it out, hoda. Have your crack Investigative Team find out for you. I went as well, hung out with my sister and her husband and her daughter and schecky and my friend denice who we hadnt mean . A long time. She was my backup singer for 25 years. Did you get the band back together . We got the voices back together. The first song i ever wrote was for shanny when she was one. I called it shannon from heaven so we brought it back and called it erin from heaven. For schecky . For schecky. Erin from heaven, sweet little erin mine erin from heaven, gift from the lord divine yay [ applause ] that was the only time he was quiet the entire weekend. Can we just talk for one second about the three of you singing that beautiful harmony . In about a fifth lower than we used to sing it. Too many fleet weeks for me, if you know what im saying. [ laughter ] kath did you guys think that was great or what . [ applause ] no, kath it was great. Why dont we bring them on and well sing together. No. No. Aaron from heaven he loves music so much. Keenan, you have a little daughter, theyre crazy and music comes on and theyre just [ laughter ] is that what she does. Shell be all crazy and then music whats her song . Any ghetto hiphop song grabs her attention like that. [ laughter ] she stops, she doesnt dance to its . No, thats her dance. Well it was fun, it was nice to see everybody. It was a beautiful weekend there and always over too soon. How do you all feel about a holiday week end that youre all excited for until you get an invitation to a wedding that you have to go to . Usa today broke down the holidays reveal which had ones are fine if youre going to schedule your wedding on a holiday and which are rude. They say these are the totally fine holiday weekends to have a weekend if you want. Columbus day, Martin Luther king day, president s day and new years eve. I dont agree with new years eve. But the others. And groundhogs day. Perfectly fine if you want to get married then. Will and jada were married on new years eve, in case you were wondering. So borderline rude to super rude holidays are memorial day is borderline rude. Labor day is borderline rude and july 4 weekend is borderline rude. Kim and kanye got married on memorial day weekend. [ laughter ] and the rudest, you would imagine, is thanksgiving or christmas. Ive never been to a wedding then. No, me either. Or that weekend. Wed love to know what you think. Let us know on our facebook page. Its time, one of our favorite times on tuesday for the bachelorette and here is amanda avery. How was it . Good jo jo continued her quest for love last night. Lets talk about derek first. This guy, she had her first one on one date with him, this is when things started to get serious. I have to tell you this date was so boring that they ended up playing like a thumb war. It was just and they even tried to make it into a game, it was boring to watch. So im hope waffling going whats interesting about this . And i couldnt get over he looked like someone and i couldnt place it. John krasinski from the office. Yes, he does thats the only interesting thing about that date. And then it was the chad show last night. Well be talking about this guy for the next week or so. Hes the villain of the show. The guys in the house hate him. Why . They say hes rude is he the one that was drunk . No, thats daniel, another guy, who is friends with this guy. Birds of a feather. So they always say he needs to be the alpha male in every room so his workout is a good example of that so he needed to work out in the house so the guys put protein powder shake things in his suitcase, attaches it with a chain to his waist and hes doing pullups outside. Im gagging. And hes constantly eating, too, on the show. He eats like large amounts of meat in his hand all the time and now no one ever eats on the bachelor or the bachelorette so thats strange. Its kind of caveman. Very caveman. Hes always eating. [ laughter ] hes eating during the rose ceremony, like eating ham in the back. Makes you like him more, doesnt it . No, the more you watch him, you wont like him. So he goes on a group date last night and one of the things they had to do was propose in a large way to her, to jo jo, and then do a press conference afterwards, like a Practice Press Conference because thats what you do, i guess. So lets look at his proposal to jo jo. What are the things you love about me . In that moment you should already know that. No. Chads not a giver. You need me to tell you the things live about you . Theyre already having a fight. Starting off a little nagy here. Who do you think is in the house for the wrong reason here . I feel like everybody right now, man. The wrong reason . Yeah. Why . Yall dont know her yet, owe cant be in love with her. If you are, thats weird. And whats to stop you from falling in love with the next girl that walks up. You havent seen pretty girls. Yall dont have tv or magazines. Yeah, youre beautiful, i want to get to know you. I want to see where this goes but i cant right now as far as weve gone say i want to marry you. Hes honest, hes up front, i like that about him. But i dont know if its too much. No. Im sorry but he doesnt know her, he has a point. Hes rude to every Single Person on the show. So they go to the Cocktail Party and he kept interrupting the other guys time with jo jo so they confront him last night. Look at how he handles the confrontation. Youre going to lose your damn teeth. Dont touch me, dude. Dont touch me. You think im scared of you, bro . I think you are. I think you should be. I can promise you, im not scared of you, dude. You are the most disrespectful dude in this entire house. Every Single Person here knows it. Youre a meltdown. Its like watching west side story. A bunch of dudes just surrounding me, man. Just coming in a circle. All right, lets get chad. All these guys just trying to compete for jo jo and falling each other making fools of themselves. Im not impressed. Its a parade of losers. The guys are all acting like they never met a beautiful girl before. I will not write a song about how much i love her. I will have protein shakes, keep working out and eating food and continue doing what i do. It will be easy, at the end of the day ill get the girl. [ laughter ] i kind of like him. [ laughter ] i heard more about protein shakes i dont like his personality but i like that hes honest about i dont know you. How am i going to sing you a song . Hes so confrontational. That was a marine he was confronting, a United States marine. Compared to the mush and the gush that goes on, all right. Well, next week its it should be interesting. Amanda, thank you for all you do. I might watch it now, hoda woman. You might like it. You mow what im saying . The idea that you get out of a limo and you say to somebody i love you, i want to spend the rest of my life with you. Thats ridiculous. I agree but in total the guy isnt a cool cat. So in other words you watched the entire show. Not all of it. Enough to gag on him. I believe you. We have a shoutout for hoda woman. What is it . You remember a little while back we did this thing where we surprised people who were celebrating big milestones, we went to a wedding and somebodys birthday. Well, weve got another scheme up our sleeves. This time we want you to tell us about somebody who has something they want to check off their bucket list. So if you have a best friend or your husband or wife or somebody and theyre always selfless and so kind but they have something on their bucket list that they wanted to try but never had the chance. Why dont you guys tell us about it and well try to make it happen. Give us an example. Like for instance if someone wanted to direct the National Symphony or they wanted to play in a band. Something that theyve always dreamt of doing that could be kind of fun go. To today. Com bucketlist. Get ready for a workout when i and hody give it a way. 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Ive heard of the word but ive never [ laughter ] put it to use. I like working but, you know, i take my breaks. Snl is great because we only shoot from october to may. But then you do movies in the hiatus. If youre lucky, yeah. So how did they tap you for this maya marty show. Well, maya is my big sister and she did her special a year and a half ago and she had fun and she just wanted to include more people so she grabbed martin short, which was a brilliant move. And they asked me to come just do some different sketches and show some love and support which i will do to the end of my time. So doing stuff like that, like we just saw a clip like that with Little Big Shots, is that part of your deal . Yeah, just doing different sketches and characters and maybe doing a Neil Degrasse tyson. Maybe my ving rhames will come around. Do you have a favorite . Steve is a lot of fun to do. What do you like about doing steve . I love the fact that he keeps give megathings to do. [ laughter ] hes just moving through life. He doesnt retire, hes got, like how did you master his voice. What do you do . I just met him and i know hes from texas and spent a lot of time in chicago so between those two hes very country in my opinion. So do it. [ as steve harvey ] its almost immediate. People just have those clear voices. Congratulations on the new show. We understand we just sort of told you be doing it. [ laughter ] he just has inflections like that. Whos the hardest to get . I dont know. I mean, i tried this ben carson before jay got to do him but i think i missed that one. Jay picked him up pretty perfectly so that was a miss. What does steve say when you do him on snl . Does he like it . I think he loved it five years ago. [ laughter ] now hes a little tired of it. But hes always cool about it. The Miss Universe thing . Oh, my goodness, the Miss Universe thing, the day after we went on hiatus for two weeks so by the time we got back around the story was just nothing like he owned up to it almost immediately. Hes a good guy. Hes a great dude. So i dont have any problems with him. Sounds like Lorne Michaels is smart. He thought about putting maya and marty together. Well, thank you very much. Lorne is a great very smart dude. Theres a reason hes been doing it for just did season 41. Wow. In the remaining seconds, tell us about your little girl. My babys getting big. So happy. How old is she . Shes two . Two in june, june 20. Tomorrows june. Tomorrow is june. Its the 31 snst st . Its our premier night the show is coming on. Tonight at 10 00, please watch. 9 00 central on nbc. Thank you keenan. Thank you. Give our love to maya and marty. I will. She was a hit on tv and shell make her mark on the music charts. Laura marano is elvis every year we look for a better way to tame the backyard. 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And which oatmeal is bursting with flavor . Obviously b. And. B, b, b, and. Mmm. B. Add a bright, bold taste to every bite. Craisins® dried cranberries. Flavor you can see. Mmm. National radio host elvis duran always brings us a great new artist of the month. This time around shes already an accomplished actress with a starring role of disneys austin and ali. Shes also a singer songwriter with a new single called boombox. Welcome laura marano. Hey, laura. Im so excited to be here. Weve adopted her as our daughter. Laura and i have been friends for a while. Its a good place to be. But to know her albums will finally probably be out in the fall. Im freaking out. You have a big single already. Boombox, which i recorded last august. What . Its been a long its going to come out in a year. Weird. How did you first meet . We went bowling. Long story. Friends love to bowl together. We dont know each other. We started bowling with each other. I did tj martello foundation in brooklyn. And for me it was love at first site. I was like elvis. I didnt bowl because im a bad bowler. So that didnt happen. But she perform and we raised money for tj martell. You knew she was a great singer . Absolutely. No way alex and i are going to adopt laura as our daughter. You said that . And the reason is because she likes to bowl. Its complicated. But wait until you hear her perform in a few minutes i love bringing her to you. Its a gift. And youre busy. You have your acting, your singing, your song writing. Your radio show. And my hair. Im going part time to school because why not . You are . Yeah, im not going to graduate until im like 37 but i kind of have some th

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