Im jimmy. Im the host of the show. Thank you for watching. Thanks to all of you for coming. Wow, thats very nice. Im glad youre with us. You know, we have a good one tonight. We have a superhero on the show, Benedict Cumberbatch is with us. Stars in the new marvel movie dr. Strange. Its the story of a neuro surgeon that gets drawn into a its based on the life of dr. Ben carson. How many of you watched the debate last night . How many of you did not watch the debate last night . [ cheers ] jimmy okay, good. We got some dummies in the audience. I like that. Last night from las vegas, trump versus clinton three, and just like that were one step closer to never having to watch cable news again. It was the third most watched debate in history. Watched screamed at their tv. There were a few more catch phrases and guillermo got a new hat out of it. Thats right. Jimmy i like that. Are you selling those . No. Theyre free for the bad hombres. Jimmy the only problem is he pronounced the word homres like this. We were going to get them jimmy they mean what . Hungry. Jimmy what do they call hungry man dinners in spanish . Ombr . Hombre. Jimmy there were a number of zingers last night. I thought this was a good one too. It is up to us to make that true now and in the future and particularly for our children mr. Trump . Nobody has more respect for women than i do, nobody. [ [ applause ] jimmy that was good. Donald trump respects women more than even they respect themselves. Thats important to remember. Trump needed a Strong Performance in the debate. His poll numbers have been dropping, and after last night, machine. He refused to say whether or not he would accept the outcome koft election. He said hed look at it at the election and keep us in suspense. Thats a controversial thing to say, so today people went nuts. He clarified today, and hopefully this will put that issue to bed. Ladies and gentlemen, i want to make a major announcement today. I would like to promise and supporters and to all of the people of the United States that i will totally accept the results of this great and historic president ial election if if i win. [ laughter ] [ jimmy i feel the same way. Now hes just screwing with us, right . Has to be a joke at this point. Speaking of jokes, tonight this is interesting. Clinton and trump are at a dinner together. The al smith dinner. He was the governor of new york 20s, and the dinner is a Charity Event thrown annually. Its a tradition in the candidates to show up and tell in 2012 mitt romney and obama. Tonight hillary and donald are one seat apart with a cardinal sitting between them like an unhappy couple hoping to get their majrriage annulled. Donald trump is not a selfdep ro kating guy. A lot of people believe he got into politics because he was roasted. Fun of him, he might try to run for pope. I want to say congratulations to the cleveland indians. This is a big one. The cubs havent won the world series since like 1425 or something. Like 60 0 years. To capture the excitement in a tequila bottle, we sent players in this exclusive on field report. Guillermo who what are you going for halloween . I might be myself. Jimmy why . Its a good costume. Jimmy thats going to be very scary. When you play balk and you dont want to get too excited, too do you think about sex . No, because then ill get really excited. Jimmy whats your favorite base . Home base. Yeah. Guillermo one of my favorite bases with girls. I got a girlfriend. Jimmy oh, all right. Guillermo whats her favorite base . Can you sign my ball . Which one . Here. A basketball . Wh where . [ speaking spanish. Guillermo i like how you hold the ball, my ball, i like how you hold my ball. A basketball, not your ball. Im holding a basketball right now. Guillermo last thing, can i touch your beard and you can touch my mustache and good luck tonight. Yeah. Lets go. Guillermo now you can touch my mustache. Oh. Guillermo good luck tonight. I think mine. You do a better job than me. Guillermo remember when you pitch, you got to follow through. Okay . You left, so you step like this and you go, and then. All right . Just like that . Guillermo just like that. Show me . You did it. Thats it. Guillermo show me how you do it. I just step. Yeah. Guillermo you have work more on that. I have to work on it . Guillermo yeah. Okay. Hug for good luck . Thank you. I got to get ready. Guillermo okay. I got to give 115. Guillermo okay. Ill come with you. Now weve become friends. Thats it from the locker room. This is guillermo. Back to you, jimmy. Thank you, guillermo. Game and the world series starts tuesday on fox. It is thursday night which as you know means its time to bleep and blur the tv moments of the week whether they need it or not. It is this week in unnecessary censorship. Good evening. Let me be the last person to welcome you to tonights debate and also the last person to [ bleep ] you. What we want to do is to repleni replenish. Once in the middle of the day and [ bleep ] at night. I like [ bleep ]. The dodgers playing is obvious. Carefully [ bleep ] everyone else. In a word your one word of advice for donald . [ bleep ]. Is it sad that i always obey the law . I have all the documents. I have very clean [ bleep ]. Called Bernie Sanders a [ bleep ], did you . We broke we broke the record . Is it the biggest ever, grandpa . Well, its certainly the biggest [ bleep ] ive ever seen, and ive seen lots. Donald trump is a man who sees a [ bleep ] and wants to [ bleep ] it. Bird was in las vegas for the debate. We send jake to all the big political events. This is what we got from him at the Republican National convention. Give the guy some air. Hes hilarious. I love you. Chicken pardon me. Chicken pardon me. 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This is lulu, our newest dog. Mom didnt want another dog. She said its too much work. Lulus hair just floats. Uhh help me doorbell mom, check this out. Wow. Swiffer sweeper, and dusters. Sticks to this better than it sticks to lulu. Thats your hair lulu mom, can we have another dog . laughing trap and lock up to 4x more dirt, dust and hair than the store brand we we got married in june. On tunaday. Theres a subway . 3. 50 sub of the day to help you remember lifes important days. Every day a different sixinch sub for just 3. 50 at subway . Every day of the week. Her name is teri. She was born on show. Show. Jimmy tonight on the show, music from flatbush zombies, isla fisher. First the president ial debate also there Donald Trumps number one supporter, jake bird. Jake made a pilgrimage to vegas to file this very special report. Good morning from las vegas. Im staying at the trump hotel and look at this. Unlimited shrimp. Its warm. . You take the high road and ill take the low road . . And ill be in the white house before you . Wrong. Wrong. Wrong. Im from california. Can i tell you something . Free free billy bush. Everybody is getting on Donald Trumps case about locker room talk. Let me tell you something, i know about locker room talk. I remember it from high school. Everyone says isnt it cool how the coach gives us wine coolers and why is he taking showers with us again, and when i have big boy hair, im going to shave it like the coach. Its just locker room talk. I would like to full of nickels on donald trump to win the big debate. Im going to go for a ride on a sex bike. Ive seen larger. Who a who are you convincing to now come to you and see you as a president ial candidate . Vote for hillary. Shes to pretty, and i love her so much. Oh. Shes not my first choice, this i can tell you. I would certainly say the News Coverage has been stilted. I really dont know about rigging ill tell you, the entire thing is rigged. Guys like us cant vote, what, because of public urination charges . You sit through the whole secret life of pets. It doesnt happen. Not getting fooled i keep forgetting. Ill be voting for donald trump based on the issue explained in this speech. Exactly. He has it all going on. Everyone is getting on donald trump about attacking ladies and grabbing their baby caves. Listen to what he wrote. Crippled america. Page 27. Ill take to you after. You didnt read this. First class. The blonde walked on. I grabbed her and gave her a god sha lacking with my tongue. She reached around me and starting massaging my very sensitive nipples. Is that clinton . Who are you talking about, clinton . They said warm nuts . Yes, they are, i said. Im sorry. Donald trump is just the most dangerous person ever to run for the presidency of the United States. And thats my opinion. And im entitled to it. You are. This guy said why doesnt donald trump like because the pussies grab them. A big issue right now is economic, safety, and health care. Exactly. The femme karats want to talk about transgerunders using bathrooms. Hillary clint Hillary Clinton deleted she mails. Theyre gone. The debate is starting. Hot slots. I would like one shot of grownup liquor every time they say the v word. This guy is buying. If you become president this country is going to be in some mess. Such a nasty woman. Excuse me. My turn. It has been a disaster, and i didnt even apologize to my wife. Well, lets go get paid. Donald trump won. Where any nickels at . Where are my nickels at . What the [ bleep ] did you just say . Just locker room talk. Thank you, jake. Tonig jimmy tonight on the show, music from flatbush zombies, isla fisher is here and well be right back with Benedict Cumberbatch. Dicky portions of Jimmy Kimmel Live are brought to you by masterpass. Dont just buy it, masterpass [ on the road again, by Willie Nelson ] . On the road again . [ rear alert sounds ] [ music stops ] . Just cant wait to get on the road again . [ front assist sounds ] [ music stops ] [ girl laughs ] . On the road again . . Like a band of gypsies we go down the highway . [ beetle horn honks ] no matter which passat you choose, you get more standard features, for less than you expected. Jimmy to jimmy tonight from the new movie keeping up with the joneses isla fisher is here. Then from brooklyn, new york their album is called 3001 a laced odyssey flatbush zombies from the crown royal outdoor stage. Jimmy next week well be visited by felicity jones, mario batali, gordon ramsay, andrew garfield, miles teller, our pal science Bob Pflugfelder will amaze well have music from jimmy eat world, conor oberst, will ferrell and president barack obama. Jimmy our first guest is an oscarnominated actor and sorcerer supreme he plays the master of the mystic arts in marvels dr. Strange it opens in theaters and imax november 4th, please welcome benedict umberbatch. [ . Jimmy ve jimmy very good to see you. Thank you. Thank you. Jimmy hows it going . Thank you for coming. I know the premier is just across the street. They have just finished building. Its exciting. Jimmy they closed down the hole block. I know. A lot of traffic to get through. Its very exciting. Jimmy were used to it here. Are you excited . Its the first time i get to see the film. Jimmy youve not seen it . No. Theres always a butterfly in the stomach when you sre seein it for the first time with people. Jimmy i love that ive seen it and you havent. Im not in the movie as far as i know. Is it okay . Jimmy its great. Its really good, and i love dr. Strange. Thats one of my favorite youre a little kid and you imagine having these powers, and its different from the other super heros. Theres a super natural element that i like. Youll be pleased, i think, when you see it. Thank you. Ill come back and tell you. Jimmy are you comfortable with watching yourself on screen . Never. Thats why i wanted to do it in a worldwide premier. Ease me into it. Its weird. I get when they hear themselves back on an answering machine. Jimmy thats a good point. Thats like watching your work as an actor times a thousand. Jimmy when people hear their voice played back, theyre like i dont sound like that. Ive never heard anyone say i sound great. Jimmy donald trump, i bet he thinks he sounds great. Yeah. Jimmy guaranteed. I was wondering how you were there she is. The english examination board, i dont accept those results. I did not win, so i jimmy what were your results . For they satisfactory . They were not the results i actually got. Something was definitely fixed. Jimmy when youre in the theater and watching the movie for the first time, i would imagine the people around you are going to be very aware of your presence. Yeah. Thats a point. I havent thought of that. Yeah. J that guy on the screen. Jimmy and if they do ill growl at them if they text. Ill get english and middle class and talk loudly in the quiet bits. Jimmy do you feel compelled to react and clap . Oversupport my own place . Yeah. No. Now youre going to make me feel like im really selfconscious. Jimmy if youre not selfconscious there a blank face. A number of locations . We did. Jimmy hong kong is one of the locations . Hong kong, london. We rebuilt what we used of hong kong because it was complex. We couldnt have shot it like people see it in the movie. We filmed in london, and in long cross. We also filled in kathmandu. It was it was amazing. When i was a student after i got the a level count, i went on a trip teaching to monks in india. But we took a week out the other come tiers a come tiers a volunteers and i. We were only in kathmandu a day and a night to plan the trips. One of the plans was a map but not a guide into the walk into the himalayas. There were four of us. Mountain sickness struck, and us . Jimmy they died . No. Jimmy oh my god. Thats the kind of ribbing i like to give. Talk casually about two friends who passed away on a trip. Thats how i like to promote a film. Jimmy phillip and bob, well miss them. Great air time on a talk show. No, seriously, they were fine, i think. And it was scary, but they lived to tell the tale. They went back down the hill. It felt le it was high enough to get mountain sickness. We carried on without a guide with maps. They were poor. Pre gps. I started to get the same mountain sickness, and you have to go fast down and we literally reached one of the metaphor forks in the road. We went down the path and went and then rocks and cliff and we were lost for a day and a half and a night. It was quite scary. We found our own way back to this plateau walking through we went through a river and a bit of jungle at the lower part of the mountain, and then broke onto a pastureland that was something out of the sound of music. Julie andrews didnt find us. Some kindly shepherd did, and we hunger. Jimmy what is the universal sign for that . I think its Something Like this. Its just like a baby sandwich. And did they fed you . We had a delightful meal of greens and boiled eggs. Nothing to do with cooking, but i think i got an amoeba. So the adventure wasnt over. Jimmy when were in college, up our up our shirts. Its a different experience. Were going to take a break. When we come back, well see a clip from your new movie dr. Strange. Benedict cumberbatch ihere. . . . . Hi, how can i help . I had frequent heartburn, but. My doctor recommended prilosec otc 7 years ago, 5 years ago, last week. Just 1 pill each morning. 24 hours and zero heartburn, its been the number 1 doctor recommended brand for 10 straight years, and its still recommended today. Its just a cough. If you could see your cough, robitussin dm max is now better tasting, with the same fast powerful cough relief. Robitussin dm max. My mother passed 2003, but she always told me i dont care if you turn out to be a great athlete or whatever but, you need to make sure you get your college degree. Sometimes i call the house, just to hear her voice. phone ringing answering machine hi, leave a message after the beep. beep hey mom, this is larry. I just want to let you know that uh, i fulfilled the promise that you held me to. Jimmy be jimmy Benedict CumberbatchDoctor Strange opens in when you put on the dr. Strange, do you call it a costume . I should think so. Jimmy the first time what happened when you put it on . The first time was with in a costume fitting, and wed done a lot of the script, and im thrilled with how the character worked out, and his place in the universe and the story beats. I put the idea i was playing a and in the fitting i looked in the mirror, and i started to smile like a giddy child, and the Costume Designer was like going yep, seen that look before. Youre having a superhero moment, arent you . Its just wonderful. Jimmy did alex design other costumes . She worked on thor, and i though shes done quite a few of the films. That suited me. It meant literally that she was used to every kind parts of your body to pieces. Jimmy because youre flying . That clip, that was the first time id seen that. That was seen. Being kicked and flying backwards, and that was a bit of wire rigging. Jimmy it ruins it a bit when you call the bad guy matt. His name is mad with an s. Jimmy sorry. Yeah. Jimmy did you ever go anywhere publicly in the costume . Well, yeah, i did. It was slightly forced by circumstance. Im not one for halloween its my day job to get dressed up in funny costumes, but i we were filming on fifth avenue in new york which was another pinch yourself moment. Right in the shadow of the empire state building. Some of the great comics originated there, and in this incredible cloak and blue costume, the red and blue being significant. I thought this is another moment, and i thought, wow, there are a lot of crews getting in the way of the shot. And i realized they were paparaz paparazzi. There was a swarm of them. There was nowhere to escape. Theres only so much you can do without knowing its going to be turned into something. So i thought thats going to annoy people. Lets get a coffee. There was a great cafe around the corner. Well go there