Oh, wow, so hes also running for president of isis . [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] oh, really . Both at the same time . President obama has only 100 days left in office. Said obama, i just cant wait to get home to kenya believe its october already . [ laughter ] gotcha. [ laughter ] bob dylan was awarded the nobel [ cheers and applause ] yeah, give it up for bob dylan. Said dylan, this is the greatest honor ive ever received. Or he might have said, misses gravys on her ivory steed. Its impossible to tell. [ laughter ] and finally a new business here if washington, d. C. , opened recently allowing customers to pay 15 to take a 20minute nap. Theyre calling the new service cspan. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, we have an outstanding show for you tonight. He has got a new standup special, what now in theaters everywhere, october 14th. Hes one of the funniest men in america, kevin hart is here tonight, you guys. [ cheers and applause ] he is our secretary of defense, ash carter, who was kind enough to have me at the pentagon. [ cheers and applause ] were gonna have him stop by the show, too. And he is the senator from joining us tonight. [ cheers and applause ] so youre here on a fantastic night. Before we get to all of our fabulous guests, new bombshell allegations about Donald Trumps predatory behavior toward women have surfaced after a week in which Trump Supporters repeatedly tried to make excuses for his comments bragging about Sexual Assault. For more on this, its time for a closer look. . [ cheers and applause ] seth even before these latest allegations, the access fallout had resulted in a tailspin. In fact hes been doing so badly that his campaign has been reduced to arguing that they should actually be losing to Hillary Clinton by more. As Trump Campaign manager Kellyanne Conway tried to argue tuesday on cnn. Why is this woman at 46 . She is like the magic 46. She 46 in new nbc news wall street journal poll. Shes 46 in a lot of these swing states. Shes ahead of your candidate though. And try pardon me. Well anderson, she is running as has a sitting president and first lady much more popular than shell ever be. But your candidate is below 40 . [ laughter ] is that a question . Seth no. [ laughter ] but this is a question. What are you talking about . [ laughter ] you think hillary should be further ahead because she is running as first female president . If running as the first female president was an advantage it probably would have happened before 2016. But the trump camp continues to spin every negative as a positive. Im pretty sure no matter how badly trump does on election day hes still going to give a victory speech. People said an outsider couldnt win in this country. Well, tell that to mississippi. [ laughter and applause ] so clearly, the Trump Campaign was already desperate and now in response to these latest allegations trump is lashing out like a wounded badger at the end of a threeday coke binge. Hes launched a series of paranoid, unhinged attacks on virtually every aspect of our political system. Again today he claimed that, despite a thorough investigation by the fbi, Hillary Clinton should be locked up. Which may come as a surprise to his running mate, mike pence, who keeps trying to dismiss trumps comments as a joke. Hillary clinton made a swipe at donald trump about being glad he wasnt in charge of the law. And he said well, if you would, then youd be in jail. It was obviously it was quip during the course of that debate. Seth yeah. And take it from the expert on quips, mike pence. [ laughter ] i dont know he just doesnt seem like a jokester to me. I get the feeling that if you went up to mike pence and said, pull my finger, hed rip it off your hand and beat you to death with it. [ laughter and applause ] and in addition to trying to discredit our democratic institutions, trump has also been running new ads stoking ar ominous text, quote, donald trump will protect you. He is the only one who can. [ light laughter ] i can protect you. Im the only one who can, sounds like a line from a lifetime movie about a lunatic stalking his exwife. [ laughter ] and heres that poster. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] now all of this all of this has republicans scrambling to decide where they stand on said he will no longer defend trump and senator john mccain withdrew his endorsement of trump completely. And on tuesday night trump lashed out at both of them. He was begging for my endorsement. I know people are calling. His friends are calling. And then be the better man. The first sign of a little bit of difficulty, he unendorses. I wouldnt want to be in a foxhole with a lot of these people. Seth well guess what . No one would want to be in a foxhole with you either. Especially because it would be the easiest foxhole for the enemy to find. [ laughter and applause ] and then there are those courageous republicans who endorsed trump, then unendorsed him when they saw the access hollywood tape, and then reendorsed him again just a few days later. Like senators john thune and deb fischer. But i mean, thats got to be the last time theyll flipflop, right . Surely there are no more bombshell revelations about trump that will come to light right after they change their minds. Damning new accusations, and Donald Trumps president ial campaign is reeling. Physical advances on them. This headline from the New York Times, the latest in a flurry of accusations from women about donald trump. One told the New York Times that trump groped and kissed her on an airplane back in the 80s. Another says that he kissed her when they were waiting for an elevator together. Also breaking overnight, a former People Magazine reporter has now accused donald trump of assaulting her in 2005. Seth now trump denied the allegations, calling them ludicrous, at a rally today. But here is the problem for trump. Believe he did what he is accused of. Why . Because an irrefutable inside source told us so donald trump. You know, im automatically attracted to beautiful. I just start kissing them. Its like a magnet. It just is. And when youre a star, they let you do it. You can you do anything. Seth donald trump is his own deep throat. [ laughter ] hes creep throat. [ cheers and applause ] specific detail how he got away with exactly the kind of Sexual Assault these women are now describing which may explain why Trump Supporters have gone to absurd lengths this week to try to excuse or dismiss the comments on that tape. Like ben carson who dismissed the comments as mere bragging, and tried to argue to a stunned cnn anchor that the real problem was that she hadnt heard more of that kind of talk. As i was growing up people were always trying to talk about their sexual conquests and tryi t don you know, casanova. Im surprised you havent heard that, i really am. I havent heard it, and i know a lot of people who have not heard it. And i think they were shocked. Maybe thats the problem. Maybe thats the problem. [ laughter ] you know, people the problem is that i havent [ laughter ] maybe thats the problem. That is [ cheers ] that is very clearly the face of someone thinking, are you a brain surgeon or a brain donor . [ laughter ] one things for sure, youre no don casanova. But it gets crazier, because then there was trump surrogate and former new york Lieutenant GovernorBetsy Mccaughey who compared trumps comments on the bus to beyonce lyrics. Hillary clinton expresses that she finds the language on that bus horrific. But in fact she likes language like this, quote, i came to slay, bitch, when he f me good i take his ass to red lobster. [ laughter and applause ] seth oof. Oof [ laughter ] Betsy Mccaughey got thousand island dressing in her bag swag. [ laughter and applause ] and i mean this sincerely. It should be illegal for someone to do that to a beyonce song. [ laughter and applause ] and then, then there was former whats really motivating Trump Supporters. They will excuse any of trumps horrific behavior and rationalize it to themselves by saying, at least hes not hillary. Huckabee made that argument with a movie analogy that didnt quite add up. Like captain quint in the original movie jaws. Hes vulgar. Hes salty. Hes the guy whos gonna save your butt and save your family. And so at the end of the day when he kills the shark, youre happy about it. Now, hillary is the shark. And so the choice is, do you vote for captain quint whos gonna save your family or do you vote for the shark . Seth hes right, trump is quint and hillary is the shark. Wait, how did that movie end again . [ screaming ] [ cheers and applause ] seth actually though, actually there is one way trump is like the shark. He sucks in air like hes about [ sniffing ] [ laughter ] seth in the end, this week of revelations about trumps predatory behavior has pulled the curtain back on the moral cowardice of many in the republican party. Trump supporters and his enablers in the gop will go to virtually any lengths to dismiss or excuse his worst behavior. And now in the wake of these latest allegations Trump Supporters and even some of the media have tried to focus not on the substance of the allegations but on the timing. Campaign thus far, other than, were gonna sue, this is all a lie, is, why now . Why did they wait so long to come forward . It happens to appear 26 days before our very important election. Isnt that amazing . I think its fair to question why is this coming out now . It does sort of raise questions about the timing. Im just very skeptical of these allegations. And ill tell you why. I mean, look, hes a wellknown billionaire. Dont you think that they would have sued him instantaneously . That didnt happen. Seth when people ask why women wait to report Sexual Assault, thats why. Because instead of believing them you question their motives. Stop pretending there is an optimal time [ cheers and applause ] stop pretending there is an optimal time for women to go public with these kind of allegations. Its not like if you do it within the first 24 hours you get a parade and itunes gift [ light laughter ] these new bombshells could very well bury trump for good. Which means at the very least we probably already know what the third debate between trump and hillary will look like. 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[ cheers and applause ] weve also joined by some incredible guest, theyve been sitting in with the band all week from from ground breaking, grammy Award Winning rock band, Living Colour vocalist corey glover been with us all week. [ cheers and applause ] also from Living Colour, hes an iconic innovator, vernon reid, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] be sure to check out the latest ep from Living Colour who shot ya and also a new album from the band in 2017. And finally a fantastic drummer currently playing with bryson tiller, Thaddeus Dixon right over there. Thaddeus has a new song out all about you featuring timothy bloom and talib kweli. Thank you so much one more round of applause for our incredible band. [ applause ] our first guest tonight is a comedian actor you know from films like ride along and the show real husbands of special, kevin hart what now in theaters tomorrow. Please welcome to the show, one of our favorites, kevin hart, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] . . Seth how are you . [ cheers and applause ] seth they do. They really dig you. They really dig you. Thats for you. Seth what did you get me . I come bearing gifts. Seth what is it, headphones . Those are my headphones, just take them. Seth okay, great, thank you. Well here, ill hold them ill make sure you get a product shot. Its not the product shot, its not about that, i dont care about that. [ laughter ] im not here for product placement. I just want to give you some cool headphones. Seth well, thank you, youre so kind. Youre so generous. Its just a smart headphone thats not out. Should have. [ laughter ] seth thats good, im so glad. Because you need something to go right for you because your career has been [ laughter ] is in the dumps so im glad youre branching out to business. Yeah seth you are the busiest guy. I cant believe you found time for us, thank you so much. I i dont have time. Seth okay, good. I shouldnt be here. Seth season 5 of real husbands of hollywood, congratulations. Yes, yes, yes, just started. Thank you. [ cheers and applause ] seth and you also new show on comedy central, hart of the city. Hart of the city, im producing a show giving young the thing about kevin hart, third person, the thing about me [ laughter ] is i love to create opportunities for others. Im a good guy, man. [ laughter ] seth uhhuh, yeah. Thats what this seth salt of the earth. This stuff is about i love to love. I love to live. And i love to laugh. Live, love, laugh. Thats what im about. [ cheers and applause ] seth i this is your fourth standup special, yeah . This is this is number five. Seth number five. Number five seth it is called what now. Let me tell you why, seth. You got a second . Seth i do. [ laughter ] here eat thing, okay. Everything goes together. My First Special was called grown little man because thats how i felt about myself. Im grown. I was a little man. Seth yeah. [ laughter ] my special after that was called seriously funny. You know why i called it that . Because i felt it was time to tell people, serious, guys, im funny, this isnt a joke, im serious. [ laughter ] after that, my next special was called, laugh at my pain. I wanted people to realize that there was a deeper version of kevin that hasnt been talked about so i want to you laugh at my pain. [ laughter ] after that, i did another special about let me explain. Thats when weird stuff happened, like a dui. Got a divorce. I felt people were judging me so i said, whoa, dont judge me, let me explain. [ laughter ] now, after that, after that, i made history. I performed at Madison Square garden when i did let me explain. I thought that was it. I got on stage and as soon as i thought i made history, the first question that came to me was, what now . Seth sure. Nobody was satisfied with what now . What now . And i thought about it and i said thats a question that should always come up and that you should always have an answer for, hence the title, what now . [ laughter ] this is seen genius, guys, if you think about it. [ cheers and applause ] its genius, seth seth it is genius. Its genius [ applause ] seth and, you mentioned Madison Square garden which is an incredible venue to perform comedy in because its so big but then for this show, you performed at lincoln financial field in philadelphia, 53,000 seats. 53,000 people, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] seth the first time is it the first time anyones even like that in a football stadium . It is the first time a comedian has ever performed in a football stadium and sold it out. Uh we went and the idea came up and people thought i was crazy because they were like, you cant make it intimate, its too big. And i love a challenge. I love to break new ground. I love to raise the bar for myself. So i went and did it. We sold it out in two weeks. We did the show. I said, you know what im going to do . Im going to tell basically an hour of material but im going background basically it integrated into what i was talking about. Seth yeah. So you talked about a drive way you see a drive way. You see the drive way. Seth it is really cool. So it was all told from my pov. The audience was engaged, i had big monitors up on each side of the stage and you know, it killed. Heres the thing about the show, seth. [ laughter ] the beauty of what i did is i made history but i did it in my city. I wanted to bring attention to philadelphia. Seth right. And now philadelphia has so much to stand on including a guy city made him who he is today. In return, i show my city i love them and i say, lets make more history. Thats why my movie is coming out in theaters. Why . Because i own it, i put it out myself. Why did i do that . [ laughter ] because i believe in me. When you believe in you, you do what people dont expect to you do. The moral of the story is tie your shoes, when i get to [ laughter ] seth well, all right, you mentioned shoes. And for all your accomplishments you did something that ive you appeared on a magazine that thats my dream magazine. You were on the cover of runners world. Oh, yeah, yeah. Seth and youre an actual runner. Yes i am. Seth youre a real deal runner. Im a real deal runner. Seth and you are in very good shape, and yet this i