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We have a superhero on the show, Benedict Cumberbatch is with us. [ cheers and applause ] stars in the new marvel movie jimmy Doctor Strange which if you dont know is the story of a former neurosurgeon that gets drawn into a strange world he knows nothing about. Its based on the life of dr. Ben carson. To we still remember him . How many of you watched the debate last night . [ cheers and applause ] how many of you did not watch the debate last night . [ cheers and applause ] we got some dummies in the audience. I like that. Last night from las vegas, trump versus clinton three, and just like that were one step closer to never having to watch cable news again. It was the third most watched debate in history. More than 71 Million People watched screamed at their tv. There were a few more catch phrases and guillermo got a new hat out of it. No. Theyre free for the bad hombres. [ laughter ] jimmy bad hombres was one of the more memorable sayings from trump. The problem is we pronounced it like this. We have bad aumbre here. Jimmy which means what, guillermo . Hungry. Jimmy donald trump is in trouble, we what do they call hungry man dinners in spanish . Aumbr . Hombre. Jimmy there were a number of zingers last night. I thought this was a good one too. It is up to us to make that true now and in the future and particularly for our children and our grandchildren. Mr. Trump . Nobody has more respect for women than i do, nobody. Jimmy that was good. Donald trump respects women more than even they respect themselves. Thats important to remember. Trump needed a Strong Performance in the debate. His poll numbers have been dropping, and after last night, he is only hope is michael j. Fox shows up with a time machine. He seems to know the end is near. He refused to say whether or not he would accept the outcome of the election. He said hed look at it at the election and keep us in suspense. Thats a controversial thing to say, so today people went nuts. He clarified today, and hopefully this will put that issue to bed. Ladies and gentlemen, i want to make a major announcement today. I would like to promise and pledge to all of my voters and supporters and to all of the people of the United States that results of this great and historic president ial election if i win. [ laughter ] [ applause ] jimmy i feel the same way. Now hes just screwing with us, right . Has to be a joke at this point. Speaking of jokes, tonight this is interesting. Dinner together. The al smith dinner. He was the governor of new york 20s. The dinner is a Charity Event thrown annually by the diocese there, the catholic church. Its a tradition in the candidates to show up and tell jokes like a roast. In 2012 mitt romney and obama. They both joked around. 2008, obama and john mccain joked. Tonight hillary and donald are one seat apart with a cardinal sitting between them like an unhappy couple hoping to get id love to know how that is going. Donald trump is not a selfdeprecating guy. A lot of people believe the reason he got into politics is because president obama roasted him at the white house correspondents dinner. If the cardinal starts making fun of him, he might try to run for pope. [ laughter ] i want to say congratulations to the cleveland indians. Who are headed to the world series. [ cheers and applause ] for the First Time Since 1997. They will play the winner of the dodgers cubs series. This is a big one. Series since like 1425 or something. [ laughter ] like 600 years. To capture the excitement in a tequila bottle, we sent our Sports Correspondent guillermo to Dodger Stadium to chat with the players in this exclusive onfield report. Guillermo who what are you going for halloween . I might be myself. Guillermo myself . Why . Its a good costume. No one will expect it. Guillermo thats going to be very scary. When you play baseball and you do you think about sex . No, because then ill get really excited. Guillermo whats your favorite base . Home base. Yeah. I like home base. Guillermo one of my favorite bases with girls. I got a girlfriend. Guillermo oh, you got a girlfriend, oh. Whats her favorite base . [ laughter ] guillermo can you sign my ball . Which one . Guillermo here. A basketball . Why dont you have a baseball . Guillermo i couldnt find one. The ball looks like this, well be in good shape. A basketball . [ speaking spanish ] guillermo i like how you hold the ball, my ball, i like how you hold my ball. A basketball, not your ball. Touch my moustache. Bring good luck tonight. Yeah, lets go. Guillermo now you can touch my mustache. Oh i think yours is a lot nicer than mine. You do a better jonathan me. Guillermo okay, when you pitch youve got to follow through, okay . Okay . You left, so you step like this and you go, and then. All right . Just like that . Guillermo just like that. Show me . You did it. Thats it. Guillermo show me how yodo i just step. Yeah. Guillermo you have work more on that. I have to work on it . Guillermo yeah. Okay. Guillermo can i give you a hug for good luck . Thank you. I got to get ready. Guillermo okay. I got to give 115. Guillermo okay. Two more seconds. I have to get ready. You want to come with me . Guillermo yeah, ill come thats it from the locker room. This is guillermo. Back to you, jimmy. Jimmy gracias, guillermo. [ cheers and applause ] game six of the nlcs is saturday on fs 1. And the world series starts tuesday on fox. It is thursday night which as you know means its time to bleep and blur the tv moments of the week whether they need it or not. It is this week in unnecessary censorship. [ cheers and applause ] good evening. Let me be the last person to and also the last person to [ bleep ] you. What we want to do is to replenish. Such a nasty [ bleep ]. Every morning i [ bleep ] once in the middle of the day and [ bleep ] at night. I like [ bleep ]. The dodgers playing is obvious. Pitch kris bryant and anthony riz i dont carefully and [ bleep ] everyone else. In a word your one word of the law . I have all the documents. I have very clean [ bleep ]. Called brrnts Bernie Sanders a. [ bleep ]. Did you . Well, you know you know. . We broke the record . Is it the biggest ever, grandpa . Well, its certainly the biggest [ bleep ] ive ever seen, and ive seen lots. Donald trump is a man who sees a [ bleep ] and wants to [ [ cheers and applause ] jimmy when when we come back from the break, when we return our old friend and trump Superfan Jake bird was in las vegas for the debate. We send jake to all the big political events. This is what we got from him at the Republican National convention. Give the guy some air. Give the guy some air. Hes hilarious. I love this guy. Chicken parm. Jimmy when we come back, jake bird takes the trump train to vegas so stick around [ cheers and applause ] . laughs. here it is. . . Hey dad . Wishes do come true. The lincoln wish list sales event is on. Get exceptional offers on the lincoln family of luxury vehicles. Sign and drive off in a new 2017 lincoln mkc with zero down and a complimentary first months payment. The glow gals. The lords of the playlist. The midnight feasters. And the last train sprinters. We are the night. The world is full of surprising moments. Theyre everywhere. And as a marriot rewards member, i can embrace them all. The new marriott portfolio of hotels now has 30 brands in over 110 countries. So no matter where you go, you are here. Join or link accounts at members. Marriott. Com. Remember 2007 . Smartphones . Ten years later, nothings really changed. Its time to snap out of it. Hello moto. Snap on a jbl speaker. Put a 70 screen on a wall. Get a 10x optical zoom. Get excited world. Hello moto. Moto is here. The new moto z with motomods. Save up to 400 when you trade in your old phone and switch to verizon. S ago, last week. Just 1 pill each morning. 24 hours and zero heartburn, its been the number 1 doctor recommended brand for 10 straight years, and its still recommended today. Jimmy welcome back to the show. Benedict cumberbatch, isla fisher, music from flatbush zombies is on the way. The third and final president ial debate was in las vegas yesterday. Cameras were there, the lamestream media was there, also Donald Trumps number one supporter jake bird. Jake made a pilgrimage to vegas to file this very special report. Good morning from las vegas. Its debate day. Im staying at the trump hotel and look at this. Its warm. . . You take the high road and ill take the low road . . And ill be in the white house before you . Wrong. Wrong. Cant read that. Im from chino, california. Can i tell you something . When they go low, i get high. Free billy bush free billy bush everybody is getting on Donald Trumps case about locker room talk. Let me tell you something, i know about locker room talk. I remember it from high school. Everyone would say things like, isnt it cool how coach gives us wine coolers . Why is coach taking a shower with us again . When i get over and have big boy its locker room talk. I would like to bet that sock full of nickels on donald trump to win the big debate. The debate can wait. Im going to go for a ride on a sex bike. Ive seen larger. Who are you convincing to now come to you and see you as a vote for hillary. Shes so pretty and i love her so much. Shes a 2 at best. Oh shes not my first choice, this i can tell you. I would certainly say the News Coverage has been stilted. I really dont know about rigging ill tell you, the entire thing is rigged. Okay . Guys like us cant vote, what, whole secret life of pets. It couldnt happen. Not getting fooled again. I keep forgetting. Ill be voting for donald trump based on the issue explained in this speech. Exactly. This guys got it all going on up here. Everyone is getting on donald trump about attacking ladies and grabbing their baby caves. Listen to what he wrote. Crippled america. Listen. Thats okay respect thats okay page 27. Youre going to like this. Ill talk to you after. You didnt read this. F the blonde walked on. I grabbed her and gave her a good shellacking with my tongue. Then came the redhead. She reached around me and started massaging my very sensitive nipples. Is that clinton . Who are you talking about, clinton . The stewardess walked and up said, warm nuts . Yes, they are, i said. Yes, they are. Im sorry. Donald trump is just the most dangerous person ever to run for the presidency of the United States. And thats my opinion. And im entitled to it. This guy told me a great joke, why doesnt donald trump like siegfried and roy . Because their pussies grab them. A big issue right now is economic, safety, and health care. Exactly. The fell femmecrats want to talk about transgenders using bathrooms. Hillary clinton shemails. Theyre gone. The debate is starting. I know the hottest place to watch it. Come on. Hot slots. Bartender . I would like one shot of grownup liquor every time they say the v word. Grownup liquor, okay. This guys buying. If you become president this country is going to be in some excuse me. My turn. It has been a disaster, and i didnt even apologize to my wife. Well, lets go get paid. Donald trump won. Where are my nickels at . Where are all my nickels at . What the [ bleep ] did you just say . Just locker room talk. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy trump ship trump ship trump ship [ cheers and applause ] jimmy all right. Tonight on the show we have music from flatbush zombies, isla fisher is here and well be right back with Benedict Cumberbatch. The one for an adventurer. The one shes been eyeing all year. Ppiness is . . Different things to different people . . Different things to different people . [gasp] the gift theyre waiting for waiting on ebay. . Ats what happiness is . New, unique, and everything in between. Find it. Add it. Get it fast. During the ford year end event, discover why ford is americas bestselling brand. . Im on top of the world, hey . With the most 5star ratings. Awardwinning value. And the highest owner loyalty. Giving drivers what matters most. Thats how you become americas bestselling brand. During the ford year end event get an extra thousand dollars black friday bonus cash on top of all other great offers. Its an amazing time to visit your ford dealer. Nothing says treat yourself like red lobsters holiday seafood celebration. So try new dishes like the new grand seafood feast, and the new wildcaught lobster shrimp trio, . . . Jimmy tonight from the new joneses isla fisher is here. Then from brooklyn, new york their album is called 3001 a laced odyssey flatbush zombies from the crown royal outdoor stage. Next week well be visited by felicity jones, mario batali, gordon ramsay, andrew garfield, miles teller, our pal science Bob Pflugfelder will amaze well have music from jimmy eat world, conor oberst, alessia cara and on monday barack obama will be here on the show. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy sitting right there in that seat. Our first guest tonight is an oscarnominated actor and soon to be sorcerer supreme, he plays the master of mystical arts in marvels Doctor Strange. It opens in theaters and imax november 4th. Please welcome Benedict Cumberbatch [ cheers and applause ] jimmy very good to see you. Thank you. Thank you. Jimmy hows it going . Thank you for coming. I know the Doctor Strange premiere is just across the street. They have just finished building. Its exciting. Jimmy they closed down the whole block. I know. A lot of traffic to get through. Its very exciting. Jimmy were used to it here. Are you excited . Its the first time i get to see the film. Jimmy youve not seen it . No. Theres double trepidation. Ths the stomach when youre seeing a premiere mere. But when youre seeing it for the first time. Jimmy i love that ive seen it and you havent. Isnt that something . [ laughter ] im not in the movie as far as i know. Is it okay . Jimmy its great. Its really good, yeah. Thats all right. Jimmy and i love Doctor Strange. Thats one of my favorite characters from the comics, i thought you might, for some reason. Jimmy theres something about when youre a little kid, you imagine having these powers. Theres a supernatural element that i like. I think you did a great job. Youll be pleased, i think, when you see it. Thank you. Ill come back and tell you. Jimmy are you comfortable with watching yourself on screen . Never. Jimmy yeah. Never. Thats why i wanted to do it in a worldwide premiere. Ease me into it. No, its weird, isnt it. I get what most people think when they hear themselves back on an answering machine. Like oh, really . Jimmy thats a good point. Thats like watching your work as an actor times a thousand. Its just very peculiar. Jimmy thats a great way to put it. When people hear their voice played back they go, i dont sound like that. Its uncomfortable. Ive never heard anyone say i sound great jimmy donald trump, i bet he thinks he sounds great. [ laughter ] yeah. Jimmy guaranteed. [ cheers and applause ] i was wondering how you were going to jam the trump in. There he is. Jimmy well, you know. Id like to say its the english examination board, i i did not win, so i jimmy what were your results . Were they satisfactory . They were not the results i actually got. [ laughter ] something was definitely fixed. Jimmy when youre in the theater and watching the movie for the first time, i would imagine the people around you are going to be very aware of your presence. Yeah. Thats a point. I hadnt thought of that, yeah. There is that. Jimmy they cant text. Thats the guy on the screen jimmy and if they do ill growl at them if they text. Jimmy you absolutely should. Class and tut loudly in the quiet bits. Jimmy do you feel compelled to react and clap . Oversupport my own place . Yeah. No. Now youre going to make me feel like im really selfconscious. Im going to sit there with a blank face. Jimmy if youre not selfconscious there a blank face. Jimmy where did you shoot the movie . A number of locations . We did. Jimmy hong kong is one of the locations . Hong kong, london. We rebuilt what we used of hong complex scene in the film. We couldnt have shot it like people see it in the movie. We filmed in london, and in long cross. Which was the studio. We killed in nepal and kathmandu, which was amazing. Jimmy had you been there before . I had been, yeah. Very briefly. When i was a student after i got the a level results that dont count, i went on a trip to teach english as a Foreign Language to tibetan mudist monks in india. But we took a week out the other volunteers and i. To go into nepal. We had a fantastic time. We were only in kathmandu a day and a night to plan the trips. One of the plans didnt involve having a map well, we had a map but not a guide for a walk into the himalayas. Jimmy wow. There were four of us. Mountain sickness struck, and then three of us and then two of us . Jimmy they died . [ laughter ] no. Jimmy oh my god. Thats the kind of ribbing i like to give. Talk casually about two friends thats how i like to promote a film. Casual tunny funny story about the death of dear friends. Jimmy phillip and bob, well miss them. Great air time on a talk show. No, seriously, they were fine, i think. And it was scary, but they lived to tell the tale. They went back down the mountain. The hill, but it felt like a mountain towels. It was high enough to get mountain sickness. Put it that way. We carried on ill advisedly without a guide. Maps were very poor in those there was very little way of getting it right when you get it wrong. I started to get the same mountain sickness, and you have to go fast down and we literally reached one of the metaphor forks in the road. We didnt know which would go where. It was a heavy mist. We went down the path and went down which is good in a way, but it just hit a dead end of bamboo and then rocks and cliff and we were lost for a day and a half and a night. It was quite scary. Jimmy who found you . This plateau outside of walking through god, we went through a river, we went through a bit of jungle at the lower part of the mountain, then broke onto this sort of pasture land that was something out of the sound of music. Julie andrews didnt find us. [ laughter ] some kindly shepherd did, and we did the universal sign for hunger. Wed literally been kind of jimmy what is the universal sign for that . I think its Something Like this. Its like babyn aah jimmy and they fed you . We had a delightful meal of greens and boiled eggs. Nothing to do with cooking, but i did get amoebic dysentery. Jimmy when were in college, we go to Benedict Cumberbatch<\/a> is with us. [ cheers and applause ] stars in the new marvel movie jimmy Doctor Strange<\/a> which if you dont know is the story of a former neurosurgeon that gets drawn into a strange world he knows nothing about. Its based on the life of dr. Ben carson. To we still remember him . How many of you watched the debate last night . [ cheers and applause ] how many of you did not watch the debate last night . [ cheers and applause ] we got some dummies in the audience. I like that. Last night from las vegas, trump versus clinton three, and just like that were one step closer to never having to watch cable news again. It was the third most watched debate in history. More than 71 Million People<\/a> watched screamed at their tv. There were a few more catch phrases and guillermo got a new hat out of it. No. Theyre free for the bad hombres. [ laughter ] jimmy bad hombres was one of the more memorable sayings from trump. The problem is we pronounced it like this. We have bad aumbre here. Jimmy which means what, guillermo . Hungry. Jimmy donald trump is in trouble, we what do they call hungry man dinners in spanish . Aumbr . Hombre. Jimmy there were a number of zingers last night. I thought this was a good one too. It is up to us to make that true now and in the future and particularly for our children and our grandchildren. Mr. Trump . Nobody has more respect for women than i do, nobody. Jimmy that was good. Donald trump respects women more than even they respect themselves. Thats important to remember. Trump needed a Strong Performance<\/a> in the debate. His poll numbers have been dropping, and after last night, he is only hope is michael j. Fox shows up with a time machine. He seems to know the end is near. He refused to say whether or not he would accept the outcome of the election. He said hed look at it at the election and keep us in suspense. Thats a controversial thing to say, so today people went nuts. He clarified today, and hopefully this will put that issue to bed. Ladies and gentlemen, i want to make a major announcement today. I would like to promise and pledge to all of my voters and supporters and to all of the people of the United States<\/a> that results of this great and historic president ial election if i win. [ laughter ] [ applause ] jimmy i feel the same way. Now hes just screwing with us, right . Has to be a joke at this point. Speaking of jokes, tonight this is interesting. Dinner together. The al smith dinner. He was the governor of new york 20s. The dinner is a Charity Event<\/a> thrown annually by the diocese there, the catholic church. Its a tradition in the candidates to show up and tell jokes like a roast. In 2012 mitt romney and obama. They both joked around. 2008, obama and john mccain joked. Tonight hillary and donald are one seat apart with a cardinal sitting between them like an unhappy couple hoping to get id love to know how that is going. Donald trump is not a selfdeprecating guy. A lot of people believe the reason he got into politics is because president obama roasted him at the white house correspondents dinner. If the cardinal starts making fun of him, he might try to run for pope. [ laughter ] i want to say congratulations to the cleveland indians. Who are headed to the world series. [ cheers and applause ] for the First Time Since<\/a> 1997. They will play the winner of the dodgers cubs series. This is a big one. Series since like 1425 or something. [ laughter ] like 600 years. To capture the excitement in a tequila bottle, we sent our Sports Correspondent<\/a> guillermo to Dodger Stadium<\/a> to chat with the players in this exclusive onfield report. Guillermo who what are you going for halloween . I might be myself. Guillermo myself . Why . Its a good costume. No one will expect it. Guillermo thats going to be very scary. When you play baseball and you do you think about sex . No, because then ill get really excited. Guillermo whats your favorite base . Home base. Yeah. I like home base. Guillermo one of my favorite bases with girls. I got a girlfriend. Guillermo oh, you got a girlfriend, oh. Whats her favorite base . [ laughter ] guillermo can you sign my ball . Which one . Guillermo here. A basketball . Why dont you have a baseball . Guillermo i couldnt find one. The ball looks like this, well be in good shape. A basketball . [ speaking spanish ] guillermo i like how you hold the ball, my ball, i like how you hold my ball. A basketball, not your ball. Touch my moustache. Bring good luck tonight. Yeah, lets go. Guillermo now you can touch my mustache. Oh i think yours is a lot nicer than mine. You do a better jonathan me. Guillermo okay, when you pitch youve got to follow through, okay . Okay . You left, so you step like this and you go, and then. All right . Just like that . Guillermo just like that. Show me . You did it. Thats it. Guillermo show me how yodo i just step. Yeah. Guillermo you have work more on that. I have to work on it . Guillermo yeah. Okay. Guillermo can i give you a hug for good luck . Thank you. I got to get ready. Guillermo okay. I got to give 115. Guillermo okay. Two more seconds. I have to get ready. You want to come with me . Guillermo yeah, ill come thats it from the locker room. This is guillermo. Back to you, jimmy. Jimmy gracias, guillermo. [ cheers and applause ] game six of the nlcs is saturday on fs 1. And the world series starts tuesday on fox. It is thursday night which as you know means its time to bleep and blur the tv moments of the week whether they need it or not. It is this week in unnecessary censorship. [ cheers and applause ] good evening. Let me be the last person to and also the last person to [ bleep ] you. What we want to do is to replenish. Such a nasty [ bleep ]. Every morning i [ bleep ] once in the middle of the day and [ bleep ] at night. I like [ bleep ]. The dodgers playing is obvious. Pitch kris bryant and anthony riz i dont carefully and [ bleep ] everyone else. In a word your one word of the law . I have all the documents. I have very clean [ bleep ]. Called brrnts Bernie Sanders<\/a> a. [ bleep ]. Did you . Well, you know you know. . We broke the record . Is it the biggest ever, grandpa . Well, its certainly the biggest [ bleep ] ive ever seen, and ive seen lots. Donald trump is a man who sees a [ bleep ] and wants to [ [ cheers and applause ] jimmy when when we come back from the break, when we return our old friend and trump Superfan Jake<\/a> bird was in las vegas for the debate. We send jake to all the big political events. This is what we got from him at the Republican National<\/a> convention. Give the guy some air. Give the guy some air. Hes hilarious. I love this guy. Chicken parm. Jimmy when we come back, jake bird takes the trump train to vegas so stick around [ cheers and applause ] . laughs. here it is. . . Hey dad . Wishes do come true. The lincoln wish list sales event is on. Get exceptional offers on the lincoln family of luxury vehicles. Sign and drive off in a new 2017 lincoln mkc with zero down and a complimentary first months payment. The glow gals. The lords of the playlist. The midnight feasters. And the last train sprinters. We are the night. The world is full of surprising moments. Theyre everywhere. And as a marriot rewards member, i can embrace them all. The new marriott portfolio of hotels now has 30 brands in over 110 countries. So no matter where you go, you are here. Join or link accounts at members. Marriott. Com. Remember 2007 . Smartphones . Ten years later, nothings really changed. Its time to snap out of it. Hello moto. Snap on a jbl speaker. Put a 70 screen on a wall. Get a 10x optical zoom. Get excited world. Hello moto. Moto is here. The new moto z with motomods. Save up to 400 when you trade in your old phone and switch to verizon. S ago, last week. Just 1 pill each morning. 24 hours and zero heartburn, its been the number 1 doctor recommended brand for 10 straight years, and its still recommended today. Jimmy welcome back to the show. Benedict cumberbatch, isla fisher, music from flatbush zombies is on the way. The third and final president ial debate was in las vegas yesterday. Cameras were there, the lamestream media was there, also Donald Trumps<\/a> number one supporter jake bird. Jake made a pilgrimage to vegas to file this very special report. Good morning from las vegas. Its debate day. Im staying at the trump hotel and look at this. Its warm. . . You take the high road and ill take the low road . . And ill be in the white house before you . Wrong. Wrong. Cant read that. Im from chino, california. Can i tell you something . When they go low, i get high. Free billy bush free billy bush everybody is getting on Donald Trumps<\/a> case about locker room talk. Let me tell you something, i know about locker room talk. I remember it from high school. Everyone would say things like, isnt it cool how coach gives us wine coolers . Why is coach taking a shower with us again . When i get over and have big boy its locker room talk. I would like to bet that sock full of nickels on donald trump to win the big debate. The debate can wait. Im going to go for a ride on a sex bike. Ive seen larger. Who are you convincing to now come to you and see you as a vote for hillary. Shes so pretty and i love her so much. Shes a 2 at best. Oh shes not my first choice, this i can tell you. I would certainly say the News Coverage<\/a> has been stilted. I really dont know about rigging ill tell you, the entire thing is rigged. Okay . Guys like us cant vote, what, whole secret life of pets. It couldnt happen. Not getting fooled again. I keep forgetting. Ill be voting for donald trump based on the issue explained in this speech. Exactly. This guys got it all going on up here. Everyone is getting on donald trump about attacking ladies and grabbing their baby caves. Listen to what he wrote. Crippled america. Listen. Thats okay respect thats okay page 27. Youre going to like this. Ill talk to you after. You didnt read this. F the blonde walked on. I grabbed her and gave her a good shellacking with my tongue. Then came the redhead. She reached around me and started massaging my very sensitive nipples. Is that clinton . Who are you talking about, clinton . The stewardess walked and up said, warm nuts . Yes, they are, i said. Yes, they are. Im sorry. Donald trump is just the most dangerous person ever to run for the presidency of the United States<\/a>. And thats my opinion. And im entitled to it. This guy told me a great joke, why doesnt donald trump like siegfried and roy . Because their pussies grab them. A big issue right now is economic, safety, and health care. Exactly. The fell femmecrats want to talk about transgenders using bathrooms. Hillary clinton shemails. Theyre gone. The debate is starting. I know the hottest place to watch it. Come on. Hot slots. Bartender . I would like one shot of grownup liquor every time they say the v word. Grownup liquor, okay. This guys buying. If you become president this country is going to be in some excuse me. My turn. It has been a disaster, and i didnt even apologize to my wife. Well, lets go get paid. Donald trump won. Where are my nickels at . Where are all my nickels at . What the [ bleep ] did you just say . Just locker room talk. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy trump ship trump ship trump ship [ cheers and applause ] jimmy all right. Tonight on the show we have music from flatbush zombies, isla fisher is here and well be right back with Benedict Cumberbatch<\/a>. The one for an adventurer. The one shes been eyeing all year. Ppiness is . . Different things to different people . . Different things to different people . [gasp] the gift theyre waiting for waiting on ebay. . Ats what happiness is . New, unique, and everything in between. Find it. Add it. Get it fast. During the ford year end event, discover why ford is americas bestselling brand. . Im on top of the world, hey . With the most 5star ratings. Awardwinning value. And the highest owner loyalty. Giving drivers what matters most. Thats how you become americas bestselling brand. During the ford year end event get an extra thousand dollars black friday bonus cash on top of all other great offers. Its an amazing time to visit your ford dealer. Nothing says treat yourself like red lobsters holiday seafood celebration. So try new dishes like the new grand seafood feast, and the new wildcaught lobster shrimp trio, . . . Jimmy tonight from the new joneses isla fisher is here. Then from brooklyn, new york their album is called 3001 a laced odyssey flatbush zombies from the crown royal outdoor stage. Next week well be visited by felicity jones, mario batali, gordon ramsay, andrew garfield, miles teller, our pal science Bob Pflugfelder<\/a> will amaze well have music from jimmy eat world, conor oberst, alessia cara and on monday barack obama will be here on the show. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy sitting right there in that seat. Our first guest tonight is an oscarnominated actor and soon to be sorcerer supreme, he plays the master of mystical arts in marvels Doctor Strange<\/a>. It opens in theaters and imax november 4th. Please welcome Benedict Cumberbatch<\/a> [ cheers and applause ] jimmy very good to see you. Thank you. Thank you. Jimmy hows it going . Thank you for coming. I know the Doctor Strange<\/a> premiere is just across the street. They have just finished building. Its exciting. Jimmy they closed down the whole block. I know. A lot of traffic to get through. Its very exciting. Jimmy were used to it here. Are you excited . Its the first time i get to see the film. Jimmy youve not seen it . No. Theres double trepidation. Ths the stomach when youre seeing a premiere mere. But when youre seeing it for the first time. Jimmy i love that ive seen it and you havent. Isnt that something . [ laughter ] im not in the movie as far as i know. Is it okay . Jimmy its great. Its really good, yeah. Thats all right. Jimmy and i love Doctor Strange<\/a>. Thats one of my favorite characters from the comics, i thought you might, for some reason. Jimmy theres something about when youre a little kid, you imagine having these powers. Theres a supernatural element that i like. I think you did a great job. Youll be pleased, i think, when you see it. Thank you. Ill come back and tell you. Jimmy are you comfortable with watching yourself on screen . Never. Jimmy yeah. Never. Thats why i wanted to do it in a worldwide premiere. Ease me into it. No, its weird, isnt it. I get what most people think when they hear themselves back on an answering machine. Like oh, really . Jimmy thats a good point. Thats like watching your work as an actor times a thousand. Its just very peculiar. Jimmy thats a great way to put it. When people hear their voice played back they go, i dont sound like that. Its uncomfortable. Ive never heard anyone say i sound great jimmy donald trump, i bet he thinks he sounds great. [ laughter ] yeah. Jimmy guaranteed. [ cheers and applause ] i was wondering how you were going to jam the trump in. There he is. Jimmy well, you know. Id like to say its the english examination board, i i did not win, so i jimmy what were your results . Were they satisfactory . They were not the results i actually got. [ laughter ] something was definitely fixed. Jimmy when youre in the theater and watching the movie for the first time, i would imagine the people around you are going to be very aware of your presence. Yeah. Thats a point. I hadnt thought of that, yeah. There is that. Jimmy they cant text. Thats the guy on the screen jimmy and if they do ill growl at them if they text. Jimmy you absolutely should. Class and tut loudly in the quiet bits. Jimmy do you feel compelled to react and clap . Oversupport my own place . Yeah. No. Now youre going to make me feel like im really selfconscious. Im going to sit there with a blank face. Jimmy if youre not selfconscious there a blank face. Jimmy where did you shoot the movie . A number of locations . We did. Jimmy hong kong is one of the locations . Hong kong, london. We rebuilt what we used of hong complex scene in the film. We couldnt have shot it like people see it in the movie. We filmed in london, and in long cross. Which was the studio. We killed in nepal and kathmandu, which was amazing. Jimmy had you been there before . I had been, yeah. Very briefly. When i was a student after i got the a level results that dont count, i went on a trip to teach english as a Foreign Language<\/a> to tibetan mudist monks in india. But we took a week out the other volunteers and i. To go into nepal. We had a fantastic time. We were only in kathmandu a day and a night to plan the trips. One of the plans didnt involve having a map well, we had a map but not a guide for a walk into the himalayas. Jimmy wow. There were four of us. Mountain sickness struck, and then three of us and then two of us . Jimmy they died . [ laughter ] no. Jimmy oh my god. Thats the kind of ribbing i like to give. Talk casually about two friends thats how i like to promote a film. Casual tunny funny story about the death of dear friends. Jimmy phillip and bob, well miss them. Great air time on a talk show. No, seriously, they were fine, i think. And it was scary, but they lived to tell the tale. They went back down the mountain. The hill, but it felt like a mountain towels. It was high enough to get mountain sickness. Put it that way. We carried on ill advisedly without a guide. Maps were very poor in those there was very little way of getting it right when you get it wrong. I started to get the same mountain sickness, and you have to go fast down and we literally reached one of the metaphor forks in the road. We didnt know which would go where. It was a heavy mist. We went down the path and went down which is good in a way, but it just hit a dead end of bamboo and then rocks and cliff and we were lost for a day and a half and a night. It was quite scary. Jimmy who found you . This plateau outside of walking through god, we went through a river, we went through a bit of jungle at the lower part of the mountain, then broke onto this sort of pasture land that was something out of the sound of music. Julie andrews didnt find us. [ laughter ] some kindly shepherd did, and we did the universal sign for hunger. Wed literally been kind of jimmy what is the universal sign for that . I think its Something Like<\/a> this. Its like babyn aah jimmy and they fed you . We had a delightful meal of greens and boiled eggs. Nothing to do with cooking, but i did get amoebic dysentery. Jimmy when were in college, we go to Daytona Beach<\/a> and lift up our shirts. Its an entirely different experience. Were going to take a break. When we come back, well see a clip from the new movie doctor be right back [ cheers and applause ] coming up on look famous people we catch flo, the progressive girl, at the supermarket buying cheese. Scandal alert flo likes dairy . woman busted [ laughter ] right afterwards we caught her riding shotgun with a mystery man. Oh, yeah [ indistinct shouting ] is this your chauffeur . What . no, i was just showing him how easy it is to save with snapshot from progressive. You just plug it in and it gives you a rate based on your driving. Does she have insurance for being boring . [ light laughter ] inside the rack houses of jim beam, every barrel is aged four long years, for a fuller, smoother flavor. Our history is made from the inside. How will you make yours . We need a big tree. Something for everyone to gather around. And you know what else im thinking . Lights some help. Got it and the ornaments might take a little bit more time. What do you think bullseye . [ bark ] ok, lets do this hey hows this look . Hmm . Whoa what do ya think . Its like you. Its like you read my mind . . During the ford year end event, discover why ford is americas bestselling brand. . Im on top of the world, hey . With the most 5star ratings. Awardwinning value. Giving drivers what matters most. Thats how you become americas bestselling brand. During the ford year end event get an extra thousand dollars black friday bonus cash on top of all other great offers. Its an amazing time to visit your ford dealer. At olive garden, your favorite things come together at the holidays, with our new flavorfilled pairings. Enjoy our freshly filled pastas bursting with indulgent flavors. And perfectly paired with irresistible steak, shrimp or chicken. Love and laughter, happiness and cheer. Served with all the salad and breadsticks you want. Bring flavorfilled pairings and your family together this holiday. At olive garden. I just see a black screen. What are you looking at . Crazy stuff, man. Youve gotta see this. Can i see . Oh yai yai yai yai yai yai. Look at the moon. Whoot. . . Is that coffee . Yea, its nespresso. I want in. . . Ure ready. . . Get ready to experience a cup above. Is that coffee . Nespresso. What else . Whenever i try to grow out my hair, strands always break off. But pantene is making my hair practically unbreakable. The prov formula makes every inch stronger. So i can love my hair longer. Oh kevins lunch freaky fast. Fifth time this week. . Jimmy Benedict Cumberbatch<\/a> Doctor Strange<\/a> opens in theaters and imax november 4th. When you put on the Doctor Strange<\/a>, do you call it a costume . Is it appropriate to say costume this i should think so. Yeah, definitely a costume. Jimmy the first time what happened when you put it on . For the first time . The first time was with in a lot of the script, and im thrilled with how the character worked out, and his place in the marvel cinematic universe and all the story beats. I put the idea i was playing a superhero on the back burner, and in the fitting i looked in the mirror, and i started to smile like a giddy child, and the Costume Designer<\/a> was like going yep, seen that look before. Youre having a superhero moment, arent you . [ laughter ] quite a few, yes. She worked on thor and i forgot all her credits, but yes, shes done quite a few of the films. That suited me. It meant literally that she was used to every kind of complaint about harnesses ripping delicate parts of your body to pieces. Jimmy because youre flying . Yeah, that clip, that was fun. So mads kicking he and me flying backwards. Mads mickels jimmy it ruins it a little when you call the bad guy matt. Mads. Jimmy mads . His name is mad with an s. Jimmy sorry. Now its better. Yeah. Mads. Jimmy did you ever go anywhere publicly in the costume . Well, yeah, i did. It was slightly forced by circumstance. Im not one for halloween its my day job to get dressed we were filming on fifth avenue in new york which was another pinch yourself moment. Right in the shadow of the empire state building. Some of the great comics originated there, and in this incredible costume, this red cloak and blue costume, the red and blue being significant. I thought this is another superhero moment. And i thought, wow. There are a lot of crews getting in the way of the shot. And i realized they were paparazzi. A swarm of about 20 of them. There was nowhere to ee. Were just here. Even between shots, theres only so much you can do without knowing its going to be turned into a meme or a gif. So i thought thats going to annoy people. Lets get a coffee. I was with my wife and a couple friends. There was a great cafe around the corner. Well go there. They can be hey, its great to have you back she meant she worked there on a computer. I walked in and went expecting a welcome. New yorkers do. The caffeinated jaws just kind of went like that, only about five minutes, then back to yther conversations. I was news for a millisecond in this cafe, and i sat down and had an arnold palmer. Jimmy in this neighborhood people would probably give you a dollar for a photograph. [ laughter ] there are a lot of superheroes here, you could blend. Ive seen it, yeah, yeah. Jimmy i dont want to say i had a negative experience with dr. Strange. Wait, youve met Doctor Strange<\/a> . Jimmy yes, yes, i hired Doctor Strange<\/a> to help me with something. I think we have the video. I havent seen this. Whats this . Jimmy got to be kidding me. Where is this guy . Hi, im doctor steven strange, master of the mystic arts. Sorry im late but the traffic on the as central plane was unbelievable. Jimmy its 3 30. Im not paying for the last half hour. Nice to meet you too. Dispense with the small talk. Show me the demons. Jimmy all right. Here they are. [ screaming ] i dont understand. Are they possessed . Jimmy basically. They ate, like, 50 cupcakes. [ screaming ] all right. Ill vanquish them. Jimmy no. What is it no. No vanquishing. Just do tricks. Pull a rabbit out of somewhe a rabbit . I think theres a misunderstanding. I dont do tricks. Jimmy you dont do tricks . No. Jimmy this clearly says the mightiest magician in the cosmos. Everyone exaggerates their linkedin profile, dont they . I mean, look at yours. Jimmy kimmel, americas favorite late night host. Jimmy thats true, is it not true . Is it . Jimmy thats a cute do not touch the eye of agamoto idiot. Jimmy sorry. Hey, i dont think this is working out. I think im going to hire a spongebob or something. Thanks for coming. How much . Jimmy 150. Wait. I have an idea. You suck next . Jimmy happy birthday to you wheres marcus . Marcus . Oh, he went home. Oh, crap. He disappeared him do you want to go home with marcus . No. Be quiet. [ laughter ] Benedict Cumberbatch<\/a> in Doctor Strange<\/a>. Opens in theaters and imax november 4th. Be right back with isla fisher . . . . Discover card. Im not a customer, but im calling about that credit scorecard. Give it. And checking your score wont hurt your credit. Oh im so proud of you. Well thank you. Free at at discover. Com creditscorecard, even if youre not a customer. Remember 2007 . Smartphones . O m g ten years later, nothings really changed. Its time to snap out of it. Hello moto. Snap on a jbl speaker. Put a 70 screen on a wall. Get a 10x optical zoom. Get excited world. Moto is here. The new moto z with motomods. Save up to 400 when you trade in your old phone and switch to verizon. Every day starts better with a healthy smile. Start yours with Philips Sonicare<\/a>, the no. 1 choice of dentists. Compared to oralb 7000, Philips Sonicare<\/a> flexcare platinum removes significantly more plaque. 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You can configure it in so many different ways, it just, i dont know, it feels really cool. Jimmy you know our next guest from the great gatsby, wedding crashers and other films based on great works of literature. Her new comedy is called keeping up with the joneses. Please say hello to isla fisher. [ cheers and applause ] . Good to see you. So, isla, you look great. Thank you so much. Jimmy last night gal gadot was here, your costar in this film. You, gal, jon hamm, zach galifianakis. Shes gorgeous. Miss israel. Beautiful. 74. Jimmy she could be playing professional basketball. Shes doing it right now. Jimmy she was very, very excited about her makeout scene with you. I mean very excited. Well, well, well, my husband would like to hear that. Yes, it was not the easiest makeout session. Jimmy it wasnt . She seemed to have no problem with it. Well, i needed a stepladder. Jimmy right. And shes a bit like a Victoria Secret<\/a> model and im like a hobbit from lord of the rings. I crawled up my ladder to paradise and smooched. Jimmy were you really on a ladder . No. I was on a box. A little box. Jimmy sasha, your husband, is tall. Thats right. So you think i should be used to jimmy it seems like you should be used to kissing up. Yeah. 15 years, kissing different places. Jimmy i see. But no, it was actually hes my husband in the movie. He was less enthusiastic. Jimmy he was . Wait a minute, why . Really . Thats interesting. I dont know. Ive had to kiss people in movies before, and ive never had a problem, but he was incredibly reluctant. Jimmy maybe zach hasnt really had any love scenes in movies. Now that i think about it he probably hasnt, really. Maybe this was i dont know. I dont know, but anyway, it was like when you take a kid to get a shot at the doctor and its like, come on it will just an second, it will be over in i was like, come on zach, we can do this, one take and well knock it out and i remember right before i had to kiss him, he looks at me seriously and says, my penis has retreated into my lower intestine. [ laughter ] i said, zach, you cant say that to an actress before the love scene. And by the way even if youre not an actor, theres no woman on the planet that wants to hear someones penis has retreated into their lower intestine. Just one more take. Only one more take. Take your shirt off. Take it off and relax. Pretend were not doing this. Just do it. And hes standing right there. He has his shirt off. Were about to kiss and he says, hows sasha . Im like, again trying to make this movie. Jimmy how is sasha . Did you ever answer that question . Whats he up to . Whats going on with him . Sasha just had a big birthday. Jimmy how old is he . 45. Jimmy okay, yeah, thats a pretty big birthday. And i felt so much pressure to do something amazing because jimmy more amazing than making out with gal gadot . That should have been where were you when i was planning the birthday . Jimmy i thought that was my birthday present. [ laughter ] no, but he did the most amazing thing for my birthday. Jimmy what did he company . So i had a big birthday recently, 25. [ laughter ] and he okay. I have to set the scene. Upstairs in my bathroom, putting eyelashes. I dont know if you have them, but they make your lashes gorgeous. Im putting them on and he comes in and hes like, oh, you like katy perry. Im like, you know that, i love katy perry. I keep putting the lashes on. I dont think about it again. Im on the dance floor and stuffing case in my mouth and chatting to moms from my school, and i see this diamond microphone. Of course, im a little drunk. Im australian. Okay, i was very drunk. I see this and this beautiful doe face of katy perry in front of me, and she serenades and sings me i cant remember how many songs. It was so amazing because i love her so much. She sang these songs and i had to pretend, because she was staring at me, that i didnt know the lyrics. Jimmy your birthday entertainment was katy perry and he arranged it . Yeah. Sasha arranged that for me. Jimmy what did you get him . Uhoh. Okay. I messed up bad. Jimmy it was bad . I just got under so much pressure and i was stressed and wanted to repay something magical, something amazing what can you buy sasha . He can buy himself anything. We can do what he wants. Two kittens. Jimmy two kittens . Hes a little bit allergic, but i forgot. [ laughter ] jimmy what . You got him kittens . I did. You should have seen his face. I walked into the room. I was so excited. I forgot he was allergic, and im holding the box. Im excited. I remembered the birthday, and i box and hes like oh, babe, babe. And he just shut his eyes. And i felt so dumb. Jimmy what happened . Do you still have them . Weve got the kittens still. Jimmy you do . Hes sneezing a lot. I feel really i couldnt get him katy perry. Jimmy well, no. She wouldnt do it twice. Jimmy yeah, yeah. Box. Jimmy a whole box full of gal, yeah. Its very good to see you. Congratulations on the movie. Sorry about the kittens. Put them up for adoption. Isla fisher, everybody keeping up with the joneses opens in theaters tomorrow. Well be back with flatbush zombies [ cheers and applause ] . Dicky the Jimmy Kimmel Live<\/a> Concert Series<\/a> brought to you by new crown royal w dicky the Jimmy Kimmel Live<\/a> Concert Series<\/a> is brought to you by new crown royal vanilla whisky. Vanilla so good. Jimmy id like to thank Benedict Cumberbatch<\/a>, isla fisher and apologize to matt damon, we ran out of time. Nightline is next but this is their call bum called 3001, a laced odyssey. 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We just need your vote float so this the future aint what ya used to . . Four years ago i was poorer than you are trapping in the lobby and the back of a uhaul . . Its that work hard play hard i just got a load off smoke so much this year . . We couldnt even take a day off twenty something years i never had a had a day . . Job . . Never ask for truth its what expected its a tradeoff . . Its that work hard play hard make you quit that day job . . I smoked so much this year we couldnt even take a day off . . I plan to take a trip want the money how its spent i just reup . . Plus i just paid my phone and the rent . . This that work hard play hard rest in peace to trayvon . . Did so much different drugs this year im feeling so amazing . . Lsd them potent doses smoke an then i take off two freaks one meech thats an even tradeoff . Rocked my cradle to the grave i had six exorcisms this . . Year alone and i feel the same im high and sleep deprived having nightmares . . While im still awake 40 ounce sipper until my liver give away i think i lost my mind and . . Im willing to trade my soul if you can find it an Even Exchange<\/a> im young and deranged . . All these drugs in my body . . Rawer than the kilo under my granddaddy pillow . . . . Work hard play hard . . Work hard play hard . . Work hard play hard . This is nightline. Tonight, miracle survivors. A jetliner carrying a soccer team to a championship series tragically slams into a mountainous area. The fuselage destroyed. 71 dead, but six people somehow survived. What we know tonight about the safest part of the plane that could save your life. Plus the husband speaks out. New details about the horrific trauma endured by this california mom reportedly abducted. Her captors potentially using psychological torture techniques and even branding her with a message. And taylor tv. . 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