What is your handle . It is very creative. Is it provocative . I dont know. Naughty. It is like that. Thats what you got going. Be cooking up something in the kitchen too. I see a naked chicken. Absolutely. What are we cooking . Sage roasted chicken, five ingredients, est roasted chicken of all time. Of all time. So he says. Thats what joel says. All right. All righty, were going to meet elvis of the month, we had one last week. His musical in middle school turned him into and hes getting everyones attention from ellen and lady gaga and now he has new music. We have a headline from ow. You may have missed this. If you did, i want you to please fix your eyes on what happened. At the end of our show, kathie it was my favorite thing. It was her favorite thing. Whats yes go, girl. Oh, my god. You look good. You do look good. Kath, look at your bod. S good. Bod. Who cares. People care. People cared you guys, you guys are not a Cross Section of america. Youre all perverts and you know it. There is something far more important and this is what i took a picture of yesterday, everybody. Feast your eyes upon this. Something wonderful how wonderful is spring spring, spring this eye hold ihoda feels like in reverse. Liz callaway singing spring. A crocus. Are they not yet. Not yet. Not even a lip mark. Maybe one from yesterday. But, anyway, gosh, it makes your heart sing, just tofirst sign. Thats a crocus. So eva longoria did something really funny yesterday. I dont know if you know but it ince the spice girls first started out. Eva longoria did something with mashable and she was performing their hit song wannabe. She didnt do it as a she did it as a telenovela soap opera character. Maybe it is disturbing. Maybe youll like it. Take a look. Tell me what you that you really, really want. I want aant a hat. I want a hat. I want really, really,want a zigga. Those brilliant lyrics still hold up. Tell me what you want, what you really, really a good one. Another sweet picture from jennifer lopez. She posted this picture on instagram from her twins, 8 years old. It is her birthdaycaptioned it, happy birthday to the light of my life. I remember i was at her concert in vegas and her kids were there and very provocative portion of the s so interesting because her mom grabbed one of the kids and shoved their face so they couldnt see and grabbed the other kids face so they couldnt see what mom was t was mom doing . It was really good. Bosom. Bosom. Okay, excellent. Whats going on . He tweets . Are we seeing them on the screen . Is that whats supposed to be are they drunk . Thats old. We already saw that. That was three minutes ago. Thats why it is called tweet. We go one after the other. There is a ceo, has a employee test. We spoke about Office Thomas farley yesterday. The guy comes in and he says he hires potential does this every time. He brings them to breakfast. Guy works at charles schwab. He brings them to breakfast and please mess up their order badly. Do something to their food. Do something. And then hes going to watch how they react. And that will hes going to hire them. If they have good character. You and i talked about this. Sitting across from the ceo of a Major Company that you want to work for, youre going to try to impress that person with everything in you. re going to be on your best behavior even if they bring you a slop of junk, you know . I would eat d eat every bite of it. I wouldnt do it but i would nicely ask them that they got my order wrong. I think youre right. I dont think you would ht way. I think if they ruined my meal and i was on a job interview, i would just push it all around like do, laura, mysteries of . I would go in the kitchen and find out who did it. You are a ith my gun. Yes, you would. All righty. Okay. They also say you can also find out a lot about if youre going on a date, they say if you payn a date, on a date with him, youll learn a lot about him. Is he polite, does he get up when you have to leave the table, does he tip . Lease get on to the bachelor . Time for the bachelor. Do you watch the bachelor . I dont. I used to. I love that show. Date. An emotional night last night. Really was. I have to say. I didnt sleep much. Why . It was emotional. The hometown date, so ben goes to the final four girls homes,ets the families, talks to the parents and siblings, so it can go really good or really, really bad. Lets talk about jo jos time and how we do likeshes great. Her brothers are extremely protective of their sister and brought up good points. Lets take a look at what they said. Im going to put this inive. Youve been on two dates with the guy and youre my sister and i love you. But how can you fall in love with s been on two dates with. Ive been on many dates with him. In the group dates we have time alone with him. Ou we see how emotionally invested you are in it. Emotionally invested in it ase. To see my sister like that after two dates, youre put in a position of youre desired by a lot of girls, that allem, you know, want you. Youve been on the other side a little bit. So to see our sister get a little more emotional than i would like, you know. Only thing i would ask isre truthful in all your answers. I feel like i was honest with the brothers. I never told them anything tonight that was fake or false. Hes not going to pick e those brothers. Yeah. I love those brothers. I feel bad forshes invested in this and they ruined her chances. Kind of ruined her chances. Lets move on. Sorry. So this is the date that went lauren. I think shes a frontrunner in the competition. So lets take a look at it. Okay. Like, you and ben are compatible, truly, like your personalitys . Well, yes. I feel like bens, like, person. It is crazy. It is insane. Definitely in love with him. 100 . What makes her stand out to you . There is something abou is, like, i cant put words to. I dont know. I feel really lucky. I do. I dont know. Sorry. Ou answered my question. Dont cry. Hes been crying a lot. He has . That was the first, like, big cry, you saw tears but he gets it is going to be a rough road. You want a guy that cries had his dog of 15 years dies. Something, you lauren. It is all real. Can i tell you one thing, in dateline, they tell you if the person looks down and not telling the truth. I was looking at that. Im sorry. Is there more . Really well. Shes the only one with kids. It is cute. Ben met the little kids, but she was sent home in the end. It was the kids for first time and he sends her away at the rose ceremony. Children arent invested. You knew you were going to cut her. She cried in the car. He cried. He cried . Here they are. Those are the top three. Im going with hes the middle one. Lauren. The one who he was crying about. 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I dont. Yeah. Thats debbie ryan. Comehat do you think shes really doing . Shes bad. Shes bad news. All kinds of horrible things. Shes bad news. Can we talk about your live skills . Okay. We put you in the kitchen with the tweeting. You tweeted Justin Bieber. I did. I was watching the im just, like and then all of a sudden, Justin Bieber comes up, before even saying, and i know what possessed me, i just said, hes proud of his penis and alldden it became, like, this internet viral crazy thing. Angry at you . It is interesting. A lot of people said, you know, i got the tweet from the wind. But then there was i got a couple of girls who were, like, but hes great. And im, like, of course hes great. That the dad is a little weird. Ive seen the nude pictures taken they were leaked and then it was big news and then his dad was, was it big news or i dont know. I didnt see it. I dont know. You know what is funny, tweet forget it. Your series, dont you . Yes. 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This is room temperature. I made some room under the skin. And a great trick is to take the butter and put it in a littleag and squeeze it. Under the skin. It is going to long do you leave that in there . Right away. Go to the next step. We have to truss it, we have to or it will cook e great trick is to put the twine in the bowl so it doesnt go all over the place. Ill cut this. This freaks everybody out but it is so easy. Hoda likes it i dont know if youre a leg or a breast person. I like to go leg first. I put the string under, string under, pull it e sneakers or something. Yes. And then tie that and you have a beautiful want me to cut it . Enough. Good enough. You put it on the potatoes and then something my jewish grandmother says, it creates smultz. Do you know what that is . Good stuff. Cook that to get that supple velvety cover it or just in like that . In like that, easy. Very simple. This off, i got a little bit of the key is to let it minutes so the juices dont go all over the place. Okay. I like to take the legs off first. Take off the twine. Did you put a lemon you didnt tet us ll us you put a lemon in there. I take this off. Look at this. Look how juicy that the juices are running clear and i just put my thermometer between to see if it is done. 165 is perfect. Should we a little pan juices too. Got to pour this over the top. The juices, yeah, thank you. You tell me, be honest. I asked you to be honest. That is reallyt to say. Moist. Succulent. Were not supposed to say moist. Why . For the klgandhoda. Com food. This kid makes stains like you would not believe so when we had him, we bought one of those he washing machines but it took forever it wasnt the machine, it was our detergent. So we switched to tide turbo clean and now we get way cleaner clothes way faster make a mess make a messmess make a big mess your first words save time with tide he turbo clean. 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Ents new plan as many as 35 could be released to other country and it could 60 million to build detention facilities for 30 to 60 of those detainees who would be brought to the u. S. And carcerated many most likely for life. We have republican majorities in both chambers of congress. Lets go to the president right now. Orning, everybody. In our fight against terrorists like al qaeda and isil we are using every element of our national power. Our military, intelligence, diplomacy, homeland security, law enforcement, federal state and local, as well as the example of our ideals as a country thats committed to universal values. Rights. In this fight we learn and we work to constantly improve. When we find something that works, we keep on doing it. When it becomes clear that something is not working as intended, when it does not advance our security, we have to change course. For many years its been clear that the detention facility at Guantanamo Bay does not advance our National Security. It undermines it. This is not just my opinion. This is the opinion of experts, this is the opinion of many in our military. Its counter productive to our fight against terrorists because they use it as propaganda in their efforts to recruit. It drains military resources. With nearly 450 million spent last year alone to keep it running. Additional costs needed to keep it open Going Forward for less than 100 detainees. Guantanamo harms our partnerships with allies and other countries whose cooperation we need against terrorism. When i talk to other World Leaders they bring up the fact that guantanamo is not resolved. Moreover, keeping this facility open is contrary to our values. It undermines our standing in the world. It is viewed as a stain on our broader record of upholding the highest standards of rule of law. As americans we pride ourselves on being a beacon to other nations, a model of the rule of law. But 15 years after 9 11, 15 years after the worst terrorist attack in american history, existence of a facility and a process where not a single verdict has been reached in those attacks. Not a single one. When i first ran for president it was widely recognized that this facility needed to close. This was not just my opinion. This was not some radical far left view. There was a bipartisan support to close it. My predecessor, president bush, to his credit said he wanted to close it. It was one of the few things that i and my republican opponent, senator john mccain, agreed on. And so in one of my first acts as president i took action to begin closing it. And because we had bipartisan that we did it right. I indicated that we would need to take our time to do it in a systematic way and that we had examined all the options. Unfortuna