I was looking over Eddie Murphys imdb page this afternoon. You know, hes been in a lot of stuff. Really. Did you know he was in Beverly Hills cop . [ laughter ] eddies here to promote his new movie mr. Church which is a very moving, very poignant drama about a cook who moves in with a little girl and her dying mother who takes care of them. He plays the cook. He plays the dying mother and the little girl. Hes amazing. [ laughter ] he does it all. Also with us tonight from Stranger Things on netflix the breakout star of that program, Gaten Matarazzo is here. [ cheers and applause ] lets check in with him just to say hello because i want to do this the way [ laughter ] gaten, are you there . Over . Im here, jimmy. Over. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy how are you doing, gaten . Over. Pretty good. Over. Jimmy well, thanks for coming over. Over. [ laughter ] my pleasure. What time is the show over . Over. Jimmy well, eddie murphy will be here, and then you and then schoolboy q and then its over. Over. Awesome. And hows this bit going over . Over. Jimmy i dont know. Hows this bit going over . [ cheers and applause ] it seems to be going over. Over. Over and out. Jimmy over and out. Hey, by the way [ cheers and applause ] have you guys seen the new iphone 7 . [ laughter ] all right. Last night north korea you know that place, right . North korea conducted what they claim was a successful test of their Biggest Nuclear warhead yet. So congrats to them. Im glad theyre finally figuring that out. Will someone please tell kim jong un they like his new glasses and he looks like he lost weight so he doesnt kill everybody on the west coast . Of course this north korean the north korean news was ecstatic. This is a real report from the north korean news service. And yes, in case you were wondering, their anchor people do wear pink pajamas on camera. [ laughter ] jimmy thats a dude, by the way. [ laughter ] dont worry, though. Donald trump is going to take care of all of this. How do you fight crazy hair . With even crazier hair. I dont know if you saw this but some interesting photos of donald trump were released today from the year 2000. There he is at the u. S. Open with his girlfriend melania, president clinton and a lady in a playboy bunny shirt. How perfect is this photograph . Look at those two bitter enemies sizing each other up. It looks like the first three minutes of a girls gone wild video. It represents the United States at its peak. Before 9 11, before isis, before celebrity apprentice, just two horny dudes yukking it up with a couple of swimsuit models. [ laughter ] this is probably why trump hates hillary. She ruined this for them. She took his wing man away. Theres a bunch of photos released. This is a good one, too. There they are shaking hands while a young Chris Christie tries to squeeze in behind them to get to the snack table. Those are the days. But things are different now. You get older, you slow down, and then sometimes we slow you down even more. This is a new edition of drunk donald trump. Inner city, and i mean any one of them. Any one of them. [ slowed down ] any inner city in america. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy you know, in addition to serving as host of this show i also serve the state of california as a tv judge. I have my own courtroom show on which i hear real cases from real litigants we found in small claims court, litigants who for some reason are willing to have their cases heard by judge james. This is the plaintiff sandra evans. She claims the preprom Champagne Party she hired the defendant to throw for her daughter was less than bubbly. Shes seeking 1,000 in damages. This is the defendant. Jawanda turner. She maintains she delivered the party the plaintiff requested and went above and beyond to throw a spectacular senior soiree. Its the case of champagne in the ass. Raise your right hand. What you are about to witness is real. The participants are not actors. Theyre actual litigants with a case pending in civil court. Both parties have agreed to drop their claims, to have their case decided here by judge james. Please rise for judge james. Jimmy you said please rise. They were already standing. Oh. Jimmy okay. [ laughter ] you may be seated. The litigants has been swear in, your honor. Jimmy what . [ laughter ] the cases, i think. Jimmy theyve been sworn in . Yes. Jimmy thank you very much. Sandra evans . Yes. Jimmy you are suing shawanda turner and j j party rental for 1,000 because you claim she ruined the preprom Champagne Party you hired her to throw for your daughter marshay . Yes. Jimmy youre asking for 550. 15 for the cost of the party. And 449. 50 for Emotional Distress and lack of professionalism. Is that correct . Yes. Jimmy and mrs. Turner . Hello. Jimmy you claim you went above and beyond to throw the plaintiffs daughter a spectacular party and shes doing this for the money, correct . Yes. Jimmy tell us what happened. The first day she came, she put up a tent and she put up drapes in my garage. She took some satin sheets that she draped the garage with out of a trash bag. And i was like, this is not acceptable. So i asked her, are you going to take the wrinkles out . She told me thats the look and just kept on walking. Jimmy do we have any photographs . Yes, i have photos. Jimmy you see the wrinkles here. But i also see creases in the material itself. Were you unable to iron those out . They dont come out, your honor. Jimmy they do not come out. Thats the design of that particular material. Jimmy all right. Excuse me, your honor. The whole thing was tacky. The whole decoration site was tacky. Jimmy also i want to ask about this photograph. Whats going on here . She was mad when she came outside and saw everything. Jimmy so this is a photograph of you angry . Yes. Jimmy and so you wanted to take the picture just to capture that moment. And i can see that youve got your hand in the air and youre waving it around like you do care, not like you just dont care. Yes . Yes. Jimmy tell me about this party. What is a preprom Champagne Party . Its the party before you go off to prom so you can show off your dress and just take pictures with your family before they send you off, basically. Jimmy your friends come to this party . Yes. Jimmy and do you drink champagne . I ordered apple cider for her with her names on the little bottles and everything like that. And instead of her bringing me apple cider she brought me peach cider. Jimmy and was that disappointing to you, that you had beach cidside peach cider ie cider . We asked for that certain drink and she brought something different. Jimmy may i ask who are you . Im her stepfather. Jimmy stepfather. Robert. Jimmy you were at the preprom party . Yes, i was. Jimmy did you drink the cider . No, i didnt drink the cider. Jimmy would you have been disappointed if you found out it was peach cider and not the apple cider . Well, if i specifically say apple and im paying for it, i should get apple. Jimmy did this cause you any Emotional Distress . When i got there and i seen it, it was horrible. I mean, i started laughing because i gave her a hard time. She said it was 600. It looked like 6. It was ridiculous. Jimmy do you feel, ms. Turner, that the party was what you promised . Yes, it was over and beyond what i promised. Jimmy it was beyond what you promised. Did you indicate you were unhappy to the defendant . Yes, i did. She came with the balloons. They were very disnate flated. Jimmy were the balloons disflated . No, your honor. They looked dusty and dirty. Jimmy did you have something to add . My name is shay. Ive been a client of shawandas for the last four years. I use her for all my childrens events and also my daughters prom last year. Jimmy would you say you love her . Um. Jimmy youre under oath. I think she is a very professional jimmy you didnt answer the question. Would you say you love her . No, your honor. Our relationship is professional. Excuse me, your honor. Jimmy yes. Thats not what you asked her. Shes like avoiding every question. [ laughter ] jimmy lets talk about the Emotional Distress here. How did you arrive at the figure of 449. 50 for Emotional Distress . I had to clean a lot of things that she did bring to me. I did a lot of work. I was already stressed out jimmy you were emotionally distressed out. Yes, i was stressed out. My daughter was very upset about it. This is a very important day to us. Jimmy so you werent quite emotionally distressed to the point of 450, but you were to 449. 50 . [ laughter ] it has to have been a typo. Jimmy ill be right back with my ruling. Will judge james pin a corsage on the plaintiff or does he find the defendants testimony to be just peachy, and will this witness ever admit her true feelings about the defendant . Judge james verdict when we return. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy when we come back, the verdict will be read and the dramatic conclusion to judge james. So stick around. Why be in the kitchen when you can be in the moment . Olive garden now offers catering delivery. We make the food and deliver it to your door. So you can enjoy whats important. Can you take our 1st step . Can you walk towards. . cat meows new sheba® meaty cat treats. What cats want™ Jennifer Martinez just gave herself a raise. 253 a month to be exact. By refinancing her mortgage, jennifer was able to put all that extra money back into her homebased business. Month after month. Helping her pursue her passion and do what she was destined to do. Like a boss. Buy in. Quicken loans. Home buy. Refi. Power. 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Seniors lose everything. Pat toomeys looking out for wall street, not pennsylvania. Dscc is responsible for the content of this advertising. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome back. Tonight on the show, music from schoolboy q, from Stranger ThingsGaten Matarazzo is here and well be here with eddie murphy. I wonder if he went to his prom. Were in the middle of a pretty hot case right now. Well take you back to the courtroom for my final verdict in tonights promthemed edition of judge james. The plaintiff claims the preprom party was a preproblem. This Party Planner promises it was professional. And this picture is pretty perfect. Judge james is about to rule. Lets listen. All rise for judge james. Hes coming back from the restroom. I was in my chambers, not the restroom. Oh. Jimmy thank you. Miss turner, may see the photos you showed ms. Evans before you were hired . Can i take it to the judge . Jimmy may i look through these . Here, your honor. Jimmy whos this naked person . Should be no one on that phone. [ laughter ] jimmy im just kidding. So there are no photographs of the satin fabric here. I will say i looked it up and that fabric your honor. Everybody can sit down. I forgot. Jimmy oh, yeah. [ laughter ] sorry. Jimmy dont ever interrupt your honor again. Youll find yourself deep within a prison cell. Okay, bailiff . Okay. Sorry. Jimmy the material that was used in the backdrop is called crinkled fabric. It is supposed to be crinkled. I dont think its supposed to have a fold going through the middle of it. But that is the look. I did verify that using the worldwide web slash internet. I understand why you were unhappy with some parts of the party. I think the defendant did deliver most of what she promised. Im going to rule in partial favor of the plaintiff in the amount of 138. 50. And that is not a typo. All right. Lets go. So the case of broken prepromises has concluded. Judge james has rendered his verdict. Lets talk to the plaintiffs. How are you . Hello. How did that go for you . Are you happy with the decision . Not really. I felt that she deserved to pay more. Because she didnt do the job i asked her to do. I see. Now, very crucial element of the trial came down to whether or not you could tell the difference between an apple and a peach. Do you believe you can . Yes, i can. Im going to put you to the test. Hold on one second. Will you hold that . And put this on. This blindfold. Im going to give you one and then the other. You cant see, right . Okay. Here is one. Dont touch it. Good. Good. Thats one. All right. Tell me which was which. Apple, then peach. Apple, then beach. Shes good. Shes really good. Thank you. Leave that on, please. The bailiff will help you out. Thank you. And you may have these. Ill take this back. All right . On the next judge james jimmy you paid the defendant 3,239 for two Louis Vuitton handbags. I have no purses, no wallets at all. Jimmy how have you been carrying your things . 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[ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you for being here. Its great to have you. How is it possible that you have not aged like even like a month . Since saturday night live. Its crazy. Are you moisturizing . What is your secret . [ laughter ] im aging. Im getting older. Jimmy did you go to the prom . I wanted to ask you. Because i dont know if you saw. We had a little case yeah, i was watching. My the year i graduated i had to go to Summer School to get out. So i didnt go to the prom because i was getting left back. Jimmy oh, really . You dont want to be at the prom left back. [ laughter ] so i didnt go. Jimmy yeah, theres a special section for those kids at the prom. I went the year after. Jimmy oh, you did . You came back around well, the girl i was seeing in school, she was graduating that year. Jimmy i see. Did you ask in those days you didnt ask in some big special way. It was just will you go to the prom with me, right . Well, actually, we had broken up and it was kind of like we broke up maybe two months before the prom and i was kind of like i want to go to the prom it was a horrible prom. Jimmy it was a bad prom . The prom pictures are like this. [ laughter ] jimmy did you get her back home on time . Oh, yeah, yeah. Because we had broken up. I was just going through jimmy you got her home early. Yeah. [ laughter ] Jimmy Tom Hanks was here last night. And i asked him if he packed for himself when he traveled, and he said no, he packs everything for himself. Do you have a person who packs your stuff for you, like a butler or Something Like that . A butler . [ laughter ] i dont have a butler. But i dont pack my stuff. Jimmy you dont pack your own stuff. I knew you didnt. Im happy to hair dont pack your own stuff. I mean, if you pack your own stuff, really, who i mean, what do we have to even aspire to . [ laughter ] theres a piece of artwork from good times, which is a show that was one of my favorites i loved good times. I still watch it. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy theres a painting in the beginning. And j. J. Was i apainter on the show. The sugar shack. They painted it for marvin gayes album, the i want you album. And i have it now. I have the original sugar shack. Jimmy i know that. Because i thought i want to find and buy that painting so i could have it in my home. And i went online ill sell it to you. Jimmy you will . Really . [ laughter ] terribly expensive now, though. The artist passed away and the album is its really cool to have that picture because a lot of people have copies of it. Jimmy you cant even find copies of that picture anymore. Yeah. I got that downstairs by the little Bowling