Dicky from hollywood, its Jimmy Kimmel Live tonight jada Pinkett Smith. From baywatch, jon bass. This week in unnecessary censorship. And music from lil yachty. And now, if you didnt know, heres jimmy kimmel [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you. Very nice. Welcome. Hi there, im jimmy, im the host of the show. Thank you for watching. Thanks for coming to see us. Very kind. Me ask, a quick poll of the audience. How many of you in our studio are here on vacation right now . [ cheers and applause ] i feel like ive been on vacation this week too. Ive been paying such close attention to the travels of donald trump, its almost like he took me on the trip with him. [ laughter ] he had another eventful episode of the celebrity president travel edition today. Donald trump was in brussels for the nato summit. This morning he met with the newly elected president of france, emmanuel macron, for what he had what might turn out to be his most controversial handshake yet this morning. We have a lot to discuss, including terrorism and other things. And congratulations, great job. Jimmy he shakes hands like sill advice store stallone in that movie about arm wrestling. Lets goe slow that down so we can really examine it, get into all the details. They lock hands for so long their knuckles actually turn white. [ laughter ] 6 million years of evolution, we still want to know which orangutan squeezes watch, trump tries to get tried to wiggle out of it. Macron held on. Which i think we just surrendered to france. [ laughter ] if obama ever got outshook by a frenchy Sean Hannitys wig would have popped off. Macron has a big age advantage, the youngest president in the history of france, hes 39 and his wife is 64. Theyre basically the opposite of donald and melania. [ laughter ] this is interesting, i was ined in this, i looked it up. He and his wife met when he was 15, she was 40. She was his drama teacher. She was directing his high school play. And oohlala, i guess. [ laughter ] so were not the only country with a colorful leader. Our leaders color just happens to be orange. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] this nato summit was a chance for trump to hobnob with a number of World Leaders and flex his diplomatic muffles, sometimes literally, watch this. He kind of pushes his way past the Prime Minister of montenegro. Move it, montenegro. Like a kid cutting the line for the ice cream truck. President trump addressed his fellow leaders today, he scolded them for not paying their fair share to support nato. And had one particularly harsh word for those who commit acts of terrorism. All people who cherish life must unite in finding, exposing, and removing these killers and extremists. And yes, losers. They are losers. [ laughter ] jimmy thatll ea lchll lear. Hes fighting terrorists the same way he fought rosie odonnell. It doesnt work. [ cheers and applause ] back home in the United States in the state to state of montana, something extra nutty is going on. We may have found a politician who hates the media more than donald trump. Today theyre holding a special election in montana for a congressional seat. Last night the republican candidate, whos expected to win, Greg Gianforte, was charged with assault for allegedly attacking a reporter who tried to ask him about his position on health care. They didnt get it on video. They were rolling audio, this is real audio of what happened. Ill talk to you about that later. There may not be enough time [ sounds of a scuffle ] the last guy that came in here did the same thing, get the hell out of here get the hell out of here last guy did the same thing. You with the guardian . Yes, you just broke my glasses. You body slammed me and broke my glasses. Get the hell out of here. Jimmy like a flight on United Airlines or something. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] no, we dont forget, thats right. Gianforte was widely criticized. Three local papers retracted their endorsements of him. Speaker of the house paul ryan said he should apologize. The reporter, as unacceptable as the actions may have been, the reporter reacted to it by posting what might be the saddest tweet ever posted. He wrote, Greg Gianforte just body slammed me and broke my glasses. [ laughter ] the only way the tweet would found more pathetic is if it started with mommy. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] all hell is breaking loose all over. On a less aggressive side of the republican coin, dr. Ben carson is back. You know, its weird. Yesterday i spoke this is true, i was thinking about him, all his craziness. Wheres ben carson been lately . Then like magic, he popped up. Like beetlejuice, he suddenly was there. Ben carson is now secretary of housing and urban development. He even interviewed a sirius xm radio yesterday where he shared his own very interesting take on poverty. I think poverty to a large extent is also a state of mind. You take somebody who has the right mindset, you can take everything from them and put them on the street i guarantee you in a little while theyll be right back up there. You take somebody with the wrong mindset, you can gave them everything in the world and theyll work their way back down to the bottom. Jimmy im pretty sure thats exactly the plot from the movie trading places. Isnt it . [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] hes got cable or what . He is the best. And i want to say thing, President Trump, for keeping this delightful character in our lives. [ laughter ] President Trump landed in sicily tonight for the g7 summit tomorrow. Hes now at the tail end of his first big journey overseas as president. Hell have visited five countries in nine days on this trip. Its been a very busy stretch of meetings and dinners and dancing with swords and speeches too. When trump gives these speeches, he reads from a script. Which is a good idea. And hes done that a lot on this trip. I notice it sounds a lot like a fourth grade book report. He speaks very slowly and simply. Not too bigly. He stays in the middle and uses vocabulary even a child could understand. And to highlight that, we asked some actual fourth graders to read parts of trumps actual speeches from this trip. [ cheers and applause ] to show how they stack up with the big kid in the oval office. My big trip, by donald trump. The middle east is rich with natural beauty, vibrant cultures, and massive amounts of historic treasures. The middle east is rich with natural beauty, vibrant cultures, and massive amounts of historic treasures. Saudi arabia is home to the holiest sites in one of the worlds great faiths. Saudi arabia is home to the holiest sites in one of the worlds great faiths. Each year, millions of muslims come from around the world to take part in the haj. In addition to ancient wonders this country is also home to modern ones. We must Work Together to build a future where the nations of the regions are at peace and all our children can grow and grow up strong. Jerusalem is a sacred city. Its beauty, splendor, and heritage are like no other place on earth. This is a land filled with beauty, wonder, and the spirit of god spirit of god. During my travels i have seen many hopeful signs that lead me to believe we can truly achieve a more peaceful future for this region and for people all faiths, all beliefs, and frankly all over the world. Thank you. I like you too. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy its a good day. Thanks, kids. We are going to take a break. When we come back, today is a big day for star wars nerds. Ill tell you why. We will unveil the worst new fashion trend of the summer. And this week in unnecessary censorship too, so stick around, well be right back. We are a nation divided. Thats what they tell us, right . This chasm between us. But what they dont tell you, what doesnt make the news, is this. We carry each other forward. No matter who we are. Or what we believe. Or where we come from. Weve had the privilege to carry a century of humanity. Lovers. Fighters. Leaders. But maybe what we carry isnt just people. Its an idea. That while were not the same, we can be one. And all it takes. Is the willingness to dare. Its just a burst pipe, i co laugh it. No. With claim rateguard your rates wont go up just because of a claim. I totally couldve no switching to allstate is worth it. And take an extra 10 offal day weekend sale when you spend 25 or more. Save on summer styles youll love and for a limited time get 5 kohls cash for every 25 you spend. Earn it on everything spend it on anything. Only at kohls. 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And star wars is officially now the 40yearold virgin, so congratulations to everyone involved with that. [ cheers and applause ] i have something to show you, this is from kickstarter. You know what kickstarter is . People post their ideas, if you like the product, you can fund them. When they raise enough money, theyll send you whatever they made. Before i share this, this is not a joke. This isnt something we made up. This is a real mens fashion product invented by a group of guys who are hoping it will take america by storm. Its called a romphim. A romper for men. So thus the name romphim. Basically these are adultsized baby clothes. Its like the worst tinder profile pictures ever. Of all the awful things that have happened in 2017, this one is right up there. I have to say. But heres the most disturbing part. They were hoping to raise 10,000 to make these. Theyve raised 364,532 so far. For more than 3,100 people. Someone needs to start a kickstop tore cut this kind of thing off at the knees. [ cheers and applause ] which is actually what they did to those clothes. If you go to their kickstarter page, the first question on the frequently asked questions page is, i dont get it, who is this for . The answer if you click it is, anyone who wants to make a statement. [ laughter ] and that statement is, i am human vomit. [ laughter ] i should not be allowed to Wear Clothing of any kind on my body. And by the way, if the kickstarter the photos in the kickstarter page dont do it, for you, they made a video so you can see what kind of romping good times are ahead. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats a sad ending. [ cheers and applause ] i will say, one of those guys looked a little bit like you, guillermo. Guillermo sexy, yeah. Jimmy one more thing before we march on, its thursday night which means its time to bleep and blur the big tv moments of the week whether they need it or not. It is this week in unnecessary censor hardship. You know youve come to this point because your parents and your families gave you a foundation of love and education. They encourage the you. They prayed for you. In most cases, they [ bleep ]ed a whole lot of [ bleep ]s to make this day possible. Im sad but this is the last time im going to see you. I dont know anybody who has [ bleep ]ed me more than you. All great leaders know the difference between patting somebody on the back or [ bleep ]ing them in the butt. I am excited for the first night. Im so ready to [ bleep ] these guys. I was a pleaser. I kind of remember wanting these celebrities to [ bleep ] me. Thanks so much, note to self, dont [ bleep ] the sea lions. Police just released new surveillance photos of the man they say [ bleep ]ed a rabbi in the middle of the day. Around the counter, on the counter. That is my time, ill take a [ bleep ] before making these. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy tonight on the show, we have music from lil yachty. From baywatch jon bass. And well be right back with jada Pinkett Smith. [ cheers and applause ] this is the story of how q got curly. Quin was crazy about curls. Curly fries. Curly straws. Curly haired dogs. Even those cute curly tails on pigs. But to quins chagrin everything about her was so very straight. Which made the next twist so amazing. Did she expect to find a highend hair curler at a mindbendingly low price . Never. But thats the beauty of a store full of surprises. You never know what youre gonna find, but you know youre gonna love it. Marshalls. Your surprise is waiting. But the way we watch it is not. So, lets do something else. Like what . Like, watch tv wherever. Whats that supposed to mean . It means, anywhere. In a car . Yep. Oof. But not like that. Like this. Oooh, family boat trip yeah. And check this, record as many shows as you want. What . What . I just got chills. I know tv, like, made for us. Finally finally. Yeah. Finally. Wait, thats way cheaper than cable. With top prizes of 100 thousand playingdollars . 0 club winning. On the spot. Yeah laughter play 100,000 club, the new scratchoff from the pennsylvania lottery. And you could win. On the spot keep on scratchin my friends know me so well. They can tell what im thinking, just by looking in my eyes. But what they didnt know was that i had dry, itchy eyes. I used artificial tears from the moment i woke up. To the moment i went to bed. So i finally decided to show my eyes some love,. Some eyelove. Eyelove means having a chat with your eye doctor about your dry eyes because if youre using artificial tears often and still have symptoms, it could be chronic dry eye. Its all about eyelove, my friends. Jimmy tonight from the new movie baywatch, jon bass is here. Then, his new album comes out tomorrow, its called teenage emotions, lil yachty from the mercedesbenz outdoor stage. [ cheers and applause ] you know, when i hear a name like lil yachty for the first time, it excites me, and i always wonder, will i be hearing this a lot . From now on . Like the first time i heard snoop dogggy dog i was like, who the hell that is . Or will it kind of go away . I thought about it a lot today and i think lil yachty is here to stay. So congratulations. [ cheers and applause ] to the whole yachty family. Eventually, hell have to drop the lil. Or donate it to charity or something. Thats whats in my head lately. Next week we have new shows at our regular time with keri russell, sarah silverman, and jimmy butler. And more. And the return of our nba game night specials in primetime with Robert Downey jr. , tom holland, iron man and spiderman. Will ferrell, not a superhero as far as i know. Owen wilson, jamie foxx, karl malone, snoop dogg, billy crystal. And we tip it off on thursday for game one with kevin hart. Please join us for all of that. [ cheers and applause ] our first guests tv show takes place in the city with the highest concentration of super villains in america. She plays crime lord fish mooney on gotham. Hello, oswald. Now see that there . Thats a look of respect. Or is it fear . Hiya, fish, how you been . Lets see. I was alive. Then i was dead. Then i was alive. Thens are looking up. Jimmy watch gotham monday nights on fox. Please welcome the fresh princess jada Pinkett Smith. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy you look fantastic. Thank you. Jimmy you really do look great. So good to see you. Jimmy great to see you. You could go on the oscars dressed like that its unbelievable. I was coming to see you. Jimmy how are you doing . Im doing great. Jimmy you died and came back to life, thats a great compliment from the proufrs of the show, right . Absolutely. Jimmy that puts you in a category with jesus. Yes. Jimmy and only a handful of others. Absolutely. I love playing fish. When bruno came to me, we want to bring you back, i said, of course. Jimmy unlike the penguin, fish is not a fish. She doesnt dress as a fish. Yeah. No. Jimmy or eat underwater or anything like that. No. Jimmy what are her powers . You know, she did get thrown into some water and kind of come back and survive. And her powers are kind of eellike. Jimmy okay, all right. Thats a little fishy. Jimmy is an eel a fish . I think it is. Jimmy guillermo, find out if an eel is a fish and let me know. Guillermo okay. Im almost sure. Jimmy thats how i phone a friend. We have a threeday weekend coming up. Yes. Jimmy what does your family do . What does the smith family do on a threeday weekend . You know whats great about this threeday weekend . Jimmy what . Will is in cannes. Willows in japan. Jaden is in toronto. And i believe trey is going to be in miami. You know what that means . Im going to be alone. Jimmy oh, wow. [ cheers and applause ] im going to be alone. Mamas going to be alone. Jimmy what will you do alone when you have the whole house to yourself . I was thinking about sleeping but i dont think im going to be doing that. I dont. Jimmy what, are you going to have a party . I might. Jimmy you might . I might have. Mamas going to be alone this weekend party. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy you should. I should, i deserve it. Jimmy he found out already . Guillermo yeah, im fast. You are fast. Jimmy you dont have to bring it, we believe you. Guillermo no, its better for me to jimmy you cant read it, huh . Its a freshwater fish. Jimmy youre correct, wow. [ applause ] thank you, guillermo. Okay. Well that derailed us completely. Lets get back to your party. Yes. Jimmy will you it will will it be one of those dials you have 1,000 people in your neighborhood all of a sudden, call the cops, throw everybody out . Yeah, my neighborhood theyll definitely do that. Jimmy they will call the cops. I dont think well take that it far. Jimmy i think it was you or will one of the last times you were here were talking about how your family cannot agree on where to go for vacation. Yes. Jimmy sounds like youve solved this by all just going to separate places. [ laughter ] but you know what, we decided we had a beautiful summer vacation. Jimmy where did you go . Remember i told you . I told you i dont like boats. Jimmy right. And he took the family on a boat. Jimmy right. And it was great. Jimmy it was good . It was fantastic. So we as a family have decided to give will all the power to make decisions about where the family will go now for summer vacation. Jimmy wow. But he gets one strike, just one. You know, until he fails, once, he gets to have that power. So he has it now. Jimmy thats diabolical in a way. Im sure he felt initially like, oh, great, i get to plan the v