Team, and featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 518 upstate steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy usa usa usa usa audience usa usa usa usa jimmy oh, my goodness welcome, everybody, welcome to the tonight show, baby were here we did it. [ cheers and applause ] youre here, you made it oh, were gonna have fun tonight. Its a great show, you guys. Im so excited. We have the gold medalwinning the show tonight [ cheers and applause ] [ light laughter ] stick the landing, fallon. Stick it. Listen to this, though, it was Just Announced that twotime olympian gabby douglas, who is here shes gonna be on the panel of judges at the 2017 miss america competition. [ cheers and applause ] so, good luck impressing her in the talent portion. [ laughter ] yeah, nice baton twirling. Can you do a triple back flip with a twist . [ light laughter ] yeah. Seems like people are still talking about this ryan lochte story. Yeah, apparently lochte lost all four of his endorsement deals yesterday following his rio robbery scandal. In fact, hes so desperate for money, hes actually considering robbing a gas station. Which is just [ laughter and applause ] hes considering it. Steve thats ironic. Jimmy hes considering. Didnt say he was. Steve hes not really doing it. Jimmy not a signed deal, yeah. Li all his business deals in just one day. Even trump was like, it took me months to do that. [ laughter ] this guy is fast. This guy is fast. [ applause ] thats not the only scandal out of the olympics. Some intimate photos have surfaced of usain bolt with a a brazilian woman this week, even though he has a girlfriend of two years back in jamaica. [ audience oohs ] his girlfriend is pretty upset. Take a look at this photo i saw today. Yeah. [ laughter ] good luck. Good luck. [ applause ] [ light laughter ] lets get to some election news. Steve wow. Jimmy this is kind of crazy. I read that a 12yearold boy is actually running one of Trumps Campaign offices in colorado. [ laughter ] when asked how an inexperienced child could be running things, the boy said, look, hes the nominee and were stuck with him. So were just gonna have to do what we [ laughter and applause ] now that he is officially the republican nominee, trump has begun receiving classified national sit of course, this has a lot of people worried, because theyre afraid trump might tweet out Sensitive Information or blurt something out during a speech. Some people even think the pentagon may be giving trump fake Intelligence Briefings to keep that from happening. [ light laughter ] and they may be on to something. Because, look, heres a look at an actual report on afghanistan. It says, u. S. Troops shift course to prevent taliban advancement. The one trump received said, troops provide aladdin with new flying carpet to battle jafar. [ laughter and applause ] see what im saying . Steve thats good. Jimmy theres a a difference steve thats different. Jimmy the actual report on russia said, they are deeply involved in suspected espionage. The one trump recived said, some of the stuff james bond does in moonraker is kind of real. [ laughter and applause ] steve wow. Jimmy kind of real. Steve kind of. Jimmy its kind of real. Trust me, ive seen classified [ light laughter ] and finally, the actual report on north korea said, kim jongun threatening Nuclear Strike amid south Korean Military drill. The one trump recieved said, kim jongun giggles when you touch his belly. [ laughter and applause ] i think thats true though. Steve that is true, though. Jimmy i did hear somewhere thats true. [ light laughter ] a little Celebrity News here. Over the weekend, Leonardo Dicaprio and his girlfriend, model nina agdal, got in a small fender bender in the hamptons. Afterward dicarprio said, my whole life flashed before my eyes. And it was freaking awesome. [ laughter and applause ] i had a great life. I have a great life. This seems kind of weird, but kfc just unveiled a sunscreen that smells like extra crispy fried chicken. [ laughter ] so if you want to smell like kfc, theres a pretty good chance you already do. Lets be honest. [ laughter and applause ] grease gets all over. Yeah. You guys, the bachelor in paradise was on last night. [ cheers ] oh, man. Isnt it fantastic . Oh, i love it. So one of the guys was feeling pretty romantic. Lets take a look at daniel sharing his feelings with his date. When i first saw you, but as time goes on, im even more attracted to you. When i see your butt, im like, damn, you know what . Its amazing. And i want you to know that. Thats how i feel about you, you know . [ laughter ] jimmy save it for your wedding vows, man. [ laughter and applause ] how romantic. But that wasnt the only good idea daniel had. He also gave some good advice to the other guys in the house. Listen to this. If i could give jared advice, itd be like, listen, youre great guy, nice guy. If caila doesnt want you, then she doesnt deserve you. You should try to be a big dog like me and maybe you could create a little wolf pack and roam free. You know, find, uh, some little puppies to snag and bring in to our den together. [ laughter ] steve what . Jimmy this guys starting to make ryan lochte look like albert einstein. [ laughter and applause ] i cant tell if hes talking about meeting women or trying to start a family with that other guy. Of course, another big reality show is coming out, the new Celebrity Apprentice featuring arnold schwarzenegger. I saw that his new tag line is lets get down to business. [ laughter ] lets get down to business. You know, because trumps already using hasta la vista as his immigration slogan. [ laughter ] cant use that. Steve you cant. Jimmy we have a great show, everybody. Give it up for the roots, right there [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy what a fun show we have tonight so honored to have everybody here. Tonight is a hot show tonight. But first, we have a big week of shows ahead. Tomorrow night, we have aaron paul, tig notaro steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy music from florida georgia line. Steve wow. Brand new app. Were launching an app. Steve oh, my gosh. Jimmy its fun, its silly, its free it is free, right . Yeah. [ light laughter ] tune in tomorrow to find out about it. But weve been working on it, its totally dumb and its really fun. Later this week, we have Barbara Streisand will be here. [ cheers and applause ] Alec Baldwin Alec baldwin, jessica alba will be stopping by. [ cheers and applause ] its gonna be a good week. [ cheers and applause ] but first, we love this woman. She is one of the alltime greats in Country Music. There is nobody else like her. Dolly parton is here tonight [ cheers and applause ] steve oh jimmy pure simple is the new record. Were gonna catch up with dolly and then later in the show shes going to perform a song off her new album pure simple. Dolly parton in the house, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] plus, hes the creator and star of the new fx series, atlanta. Donald glover is joining us steve yeah ee jimmy a talented guy. Steve talented guy. Jimmy good rapper. Good actor. And im very excited about this. Fresh off their historymaking performances at the summer olympics in rio, we have the five members of the gold medalwinning United States womens Gymnastics Team on the show [ cheers and applause ] they are fantastic. I love those guys. Just awesome. We always do Something Different here on the tonight show, so were gonna play a a giant new game with them, maybe our biggest game ever. [ cheers ] did you see rehearsal at all . Yeah. Tariq, youre gonna play it with us . Tariq yeah, man. [ laughter ] jimmy its going to be fun. I dont want to tell you what it is, but its [ light laughter ] its another level, yeah, yeah, yeah. Guys, its time to take a look at the stories making headlines today, and weigh the good with the bad. Its time for pros and cons. Here we go. [ cheers and applause ] pros and cons and pros and cons and pros jimmy tonight, well be taking a look at the pros and cons of returning home with a a gold medal. [ light laughter ] are their cons . The olympics are over. Youd think having a gold medal would be a good thing, but apparently theres some downsides. Steve wow. [ light laughter ] hopefully youll tell us. Jimmy lets take a look at the pros and cons of returning home with a gold medal. Here we go. Pro team usa won 46 gold medals, while team brazil won 7. [ cheers and applause ] con or as america put it, k, thanks, bye [ laughter ] okay. Thanks, bye. Steve bye. Jimmy okay, thanks, bye. Pro seeing the final five on the cover the special k cereal [ cheers and applause ] con seeing ryan lochte on the cover the fibber one. [ laughter and applause ] i love that cereal. Steve love that cereal. Jimmy thats a good cereal. Part of the steve doesnt lie well. Jimmy pro Michael Phelps now has won 23 gold medals. [ cheers ] con he melted them into one giant medal that he wears like an olympic flavor flav. [ laughter and applause ] steve boy jimmy pro usain bolts home town threw him a victory parade. Con his float finished 11 seconds before all the other floats. [ laughter and applause ] steve he cant help it. Jimmy he cant help it. Pro getting back to doing normal everyday things, like going to the barber. Con or as ryan lochte put it, a guy put a knife to my head and said he was gonna cut me. [ laughter and applause ] thats what he does. Hes overex pro [ light laughter ] Katie Ledecky having a gold medal around her neck and looking like a hero. [ cheers and applause ] con Michael Phelps having 23 and looking like a white mr. T. [ laughter and applause ] i pity the pool jimmy i beat you on that. All right. Yeah. Steve pity the pool. Jimmy thank you. And, finally, pro representing your nation. Con representing urination. There you go, everybody. Thats it right there. Thats the pros and cons. Were playing a brand new game with the final five, u. S. Womens Gymnastics Team when we come back its going to be great [ cheers and applause ] as you can see, i build the jet engines, and programmers teach them to talk. So yeah, ge is digital and industrial. So its indigital. Digidustrial. Indigenous. Shhhh. Lets go with digital industrial. For now. Digidustrial. Yeah. Or, digital industrial. Introducing tmobiles most epic deal ever get a free Samsung Galaxy for everyone in the family. Thats right, free and get 4 lines for just 30 bucks a line. Dont miss this epic deal. Hey, is this our turn . Honey. Our turn . 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Womens Gymnastics Team, the final five simone biles, aly raisman, laurie hernandez, gabby douglas, and Madison Kocian [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you for doing this. Thank you. Jimmy thank you for doing this. Look at that. Come on, standing ovation. They love you. We love you you guys are the coolest. [ chanting usa ] usa usa usa usa usa give us a beat all right. Higgins jimmy would you like to explain how the game works. Steve i would love to, jim. Jimmy thank you. Steve it works the same way as the board game. You try to grab the most balls with your bucket and sweep them into your goal. The team with the most balls at the end of the game wins. The teams are tariq and donald, jimmy and simone, gabby and madison, and aly and laurie. [ cheers and applause ] players take your positions. Okay, everybody get ready. We are going to put 30 seconds on the clock. Wait, wait, wait. Steve stay back. Jimmy are you guys not ready . Steve ready . Wait, wait, wait. Okay. Watch his bucket steve 30 seconds, three dont pull her pants off. Steve two, one, eat [ laughter ] more balls come on. Three, two, one [ buzzer ] oh grab your thingy. Switch places, everybody jimmy we did well. We did well. Yeah [ talking over each other ] steve can you reach it . There you go. Good job. My goodness. Oh, youre wait, jimmy then we did this. Steve its not done. Wait, wait, yeah. We have, like, two. Oh, my gosh youre beating us. Steve ready . Get in position. [ talking over each other ] 30 seconds on the clock. Three, two, one more balls hey three, two, one [ buzzer ] oh okay. Everybody off your sliders. [ cheers and applause ] off your sliders. Thats the end of the game. Get off your slider jim. Hes in the mode. Hes in the winning mode. We did good. Jimmy that felt good. That felt good. Steve that felt good. Steve oh all right. Judges, may i have the results . [ shouts ] jimmy good, we have the judges. Whats the final verdict . Steve all right. In fourth place steve with 20 balls the yellow team, tariq and donald. [ sad tuba ] [ cheers and applause ] in third place, number three, with 24 balls, jimmy, simone. [ sad tuba ] [ cheers and applause ] all right. Number one team with the score of 30, its very close, 30 to 29 is the blue team. Oh, we won yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, come on. We let her win. We totally let you guys win. We talked before the show. So, yeah. Yeah, right. Jimmy congratulations. Okay. Thank you. Thank you. I see how it is. Jimmy super cool. Dont worry about it. We bronzed out. Thats good. We bronzed out. We figured we bronzed out. Thats the way we did it. Steve yeah thats how we do it. Thats how we roll. Jimmy thats the way we do it. We threw it. My thanks to Donald Glover, simone biles, aly raisman, laurie hernandez, gabby douglas, and Madison Kocian. Dolly parton joins us after the break. Stick around, everybody [ cheers and applause ] im jamie foxx for verizon. 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Yeah, happens to more people than you think. Try lactaid, its real milk, without that annoying lactose. Good, right . Mmm, yeah. I got your back. Lactaid. Its the milk that doesnt mess with you. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy sounded great guys. Our first guest is a seventime grammy award winner and bona fide Country Music legend who has sold over 100 million albums. This is her latest, i know, 100 million albums. [ cheers and applause ] 100 million albums oh, my god. [ cheers and applause ] this new album is called pure and simple. Please welcome the one, the only, dolly parton ladies and gentlemen [ cheers and applause ] jimmy you look gorgeous. Well, thank you. Jimmy stunning and perfect. I dressed up for you. Jimmy ah, you did. Youre the best. Thank you so much. Well, thanks for having me. Jimmy welcome back. You always have new things coming up. Oh, we do. Im always hawking my good jimmy but its good. But i want to ask you some real questions here that, i have a a lot of questions. One is, youre dolly parton. You know that. [ laughter ] i was. Jimmy what does dolly parton do when youre not on a giant sold out north crazy, and selling out things. Youre just hanging out . Do you have a squad . Well, actually, a squad . Jimmy like taylor swift has a squad. No. I have bunch of friends and family. Like some of my best friends are my sisters. I do have a good group of people that help me when im working, but when im home, i usually just hang out with my friend judy ogle and my sisters that are good friends, and, you know, i have a group of people. Jimmy what do you do . Do you sit and play board games . Ah, yeah, we do whatever. You know, we just talk and cook mostly. Jimmy you do cook . Yeah, we cook. I love that. And i spend time with my husband too, we have an rv. We li