Team, and featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 518 upstate steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy usa usa usa usa audience usa usa usa usa jimmy oh, my goodness welcome, everybody, welcome to the tonight show, baby were here we did it. [ cheers and applause ] youre here, you made it oh, were gonna have fun tonight. Its a great show, you guys. Im so excited. We have the gold medalwinning the show tonight [ cheers and applause ] [ light laughter ] stick the landing, fallon. Stick it. Listen to this, though, it was Just Announced that twotime olympian gabby douglas, who is here shes gonna be on the panel of judges at the 2017 miss america competition. [ cheers and applause ] so, good luck impressing her in the talent portion. [ laughter ] yeah, nice baton twirling. Can you do a triple back flip with a twist . [ light laughter ] yeah. Seems like people are still talking about this ryan lochte story. Yeah, apparently lochte lost all four of his endorsement deals yesterday following his rio robbery scandal. In fact, hes so desperate for money, hes actually considering robbing a gas station. Which is just [ laughter and applause ] hes considering it. Steve thats ironic. Jimmy hes considering. Didnt say he was. Steve hes not really doing it. Jimmy not a signed deal, yeah. Li all his business deals in just one day. Even trump was like, it took me months to do that. [ laughter ] this guy is fast. This guy is fast. [ applause ] thats not the only scandal out of the olympics. Some intimate photos have surfaced of usain bolt with a a brazilian woman this week, even though he has a girlfriend of two years back in jamaica. [ audience oohs ] his girlfriend is pretty upset. Take a look at this photo i saw today. Yeah. [ laughter ] good luck. Good luck. [ applause ] [ light laughter ] lets get to some election news. Steve wow. Jimmy this is kind of crazy. I read that a 12yearold boy is actually running one of Trumps Campaign offices in colorado. [ laughter ] when asked how an inexperienced child could be running things, the boy said, look, hes the nominee and were stuck with him. So were just gonna have to do what we [ laughter and applause ] now that he is officially the republican nominee, trump has begun receiving classified national sit of course, this has a lot of people worried, because theyre afraid trump might tweet out Sensitive Information or blurt something out during a speech. Some people even think the pentagon may be giving trump fake Intelligence Briefings to keep that from happening. [ light laughter ] and they may be on to something. Because, look, heres a look at an actual report on afghanistan. It says, u. S. Troops shift course to prevent taliban advancement. The one trump received said, troops provide aladdin with new flying carpet to battle jafar. [ laughter and applause ] see what im saying . Steve thats good. Jimmy theres a a difference steve thats different. Jimmy the actual report on russia said, they are deeply involved in suspected espionage. The one trump recived said, some of the stuff james bond does in moonraker is kind of real. [ laughter and applause ] steve wow. Jimmy kind of real. Steve kind of. Jimmy its kind of real. Trust me, ive seen classified [ light laughter ] and finally, the actual report on north korea said, kim jongun threatening Nuclear Strike amid south Korean Military drill. The one trump recieved said, kim jongun giggles when you touch his belly. [ laughter and applause ] i think thats true though. Steve that is true, though. Jimmy i did hear somewhere thats true. [ light laughter ] a little Celebrity News here. Over the weekend, Leonardo Dicaprio and his girlfriend, model nina agdal, got in a small fender bender in the hamptons. Afterward dicarprio said, my whole life flashed before my eyes. And it was freaking awesome. [ laughter and applause ] i had a great life. I have a great life. This seems kind of weird, but kfc just unveiled a sunscreen that smells like extra crispy fried chicken. [ laughter ] so if you want to smell like kfc, theres a pretty good chance you already do. Lets be honest. [ laughter and applause ] grease gets all over. Yeah. You guys, the bachelor in paradise was on last night. [ cheers ] oh, man. Isnt it fantastic . Oh, i love it. So one of the guys was feeling pretty romantic. Lets take a look at daniel sharing his feelings with his date. When i first saw you, but as time goes on, im even more attracted to you. When i see your butt, im like, damn, you know what . Its amazing. And i want you to know that. Thats how i feel about you, you know . [ laughter ] jimmy save it for your wedding vows, man. [ laughter and applause ] how romantic. But that wasnt the only good idea daniel had. He also gave some good advice to the other guys in the house. Listen to this. If i could give jared advice, itd be like, listen, youre great guy, nice guy. If caila doesnt want you, then she doesnt deserve you. You should try to be a big dog like me and maybe you could create a little wolf pack and roam free. You know, find, uh, some little puppies to snag and bring in to our den together. [ laughter ] steve what . Jimmy this guys starting to make ryan lochte look like albert einstein. [ laughter and applause ] i cant tell if hes talking about meeting women or trying to start a family with that other guy. Of course, another big reality show is coming out, the new Celebrity Apprentice featuring arnold schwarzenegger. I saw that his new tag line is lets get down to business. [ laughter ] lets get down to business. You know, because trumps already using hasta la vista as his immigration slogan. [ laughter ] cant use that. Steve you cant. Jimmy we have a great show, everybody. Give it up for the roots, right there [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy what a fun show we have tonight so honored to have everybody here. Tonight is a hot show tonight. But first, we have a big week of shows ahead. Tomorrow night, we have aaron paul, tig notaro steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy music from florida georgia line. Steve wow. Brand new app. Were launching an app. Steve oh, my gosh. Jimmy its fun, its silly, its free it is free, right . Yeah. [ light laughter ] tune in tomorrow to find out about it. But weve been working on it, its totally dumb and its really fun. Later this week, we have Barbara Streisand will be here. [ cheers and applause ] Alec Baldwin Alec baldwin, jessica alba will be stopping by. [ cheers and applause ] its gonna be a good week. [ cheers and applause ] but first, we love this woman. She is one of the alltime greats in Country Music. There is nobody else like her. Dolly parton is here tonight [ cheers and applause ] steve oh jimmy pure simple is the new record. Were gonna catch up with dolly and then later in the show shes going to perform a song off her new album pure simple. Dolly parton in the house, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] plus, hes the creator and star of the new fx series, atlanta. Donald glover is joining us steve yeah ee jimmy a talented guy. Steve talented guy. Jimmy good rapper. Good actor. And im very excited about this. Fresh off their historymaking performances at the summer olympics in rio, we have the five members of the gold medalwinning United States womens Gymnastics Team on the show [ cheers and applause ] they are fantastic. I love those guys. Just awesome. We always do Something Different here on the tonight show, so were gonna play a a giant new game with them, maybe our biggest game ever. [ cheers ] did you see rehearsal at all . Yeah. Tariq, youre gonna play it with us . Tariq yeah, man. [ laughter ] jimmy its going to be fun. I dont want to tell you what it is, but its [ light laughter ] its another level, yeah, yeah, yeah. Guys, its time to take a look at the stories making headlines today, and weigh the good with the bad. Its time for pros and cons. Here we go. [ cheers and applause ] pros and cons and pros and cons and pros jimmy tonight, well be taking a look at the pros and cons of returning home with a a gold medal. [ light laughter ] are their cons . The olympics are over. Youd think having a gold medal would be a good thing, but apparently theres some downsides. Steve wow. [ light laughter ] hopefully youll tell us. Jimmy lets take a look at the pros and cons of returning home with a gold medal. Here we go. Pro team usa won 46 gold medals, while team brazil won 7. [ cheers and applause ] con or as america put it, k, thanks, bye [ laughter ] okay. Thanks, bye. Steve bye. Jimmy okay, thanks, bye. Pro seeing the final five on the cover the special k cereal [ cheers and applause ] con seeing ryan lochte on the cover the fibber one. [ laughter and applause ] i love that cereal. Steve love that cereal. Jimmy thats a good cereal. Part of the steve doesnt lie well. Jimmy pro Michael Phelps now has won 23 gold medals. [ cheers ] con he melted them into one giant medal that he wears like an olympic flavor flav. [ laughter and applause ] steve boy jimmy pro usain bolts home town threw him a victory parade. Con his float finished 11 seconds before all the other floats. [ laughter and applause ] steve he cant help it. Jimmy he cant help it. Pro getting back to doing normal everyday things, like going to the barber. Con or as ryan lochte put it, a guy put a knife to my head and said he was gonna cut me. [ laughter and applause ] thats what he does. Hes overex pro [ light laughter ] Katie Ledecky having a gold medal around her neck and looking like a hero. [ cheers and applause ] con Michael Phelps having 23 and looking like a white mr. T. [ laughter and applause ] i pity the pool jimmy i beat you on that. All right. Yeah. Steve pity the pool. Jimmy thank you. And, finally, pro representing your nation. Con representing urination. There you go, everybody. Thats it right there. Thats the pros and cons. Were playing a brand new game with the final five, u. S. Womens Gymnastics Team when we come back its going to be great [ cheers and applause ] as you can see, i build the jet engines, and programmers teach them to talk. So yeah, ge is digital and industrial. So its indigital. Digidustrial. Indigenous. Shhhh. Lets go with digital industrial. For now. Digidustrial. Yeah. Or, digital industrial. Introducing tmobiles most epic deal ever get a free Samsung Galaxy for everyone in the family. Thats right, free and get 4 lines for just 30 bucks a line. Dont miss this epic deal. Hey, is this our turn . Honey. Our turn . Yeah, we go left right here. woman vo Great Adventures are still out there. Well find them in our subaru outback. avo love. Its what makes a subaru, a subaru. Get zero percent on select subaru models during the subaru a lot to love event, now through august thirtyfirst. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome back to the tonight show, everybody weve all been watching the olympics over the past few weeks, and tonight, we have a a new sport to introduce to the world. It is called hungry, hungry humans. [ laughter ] it is a giant version of the board game hungry, hungry hippos. Now, there are two people to each team. Tariq will be one team. Joining tariqs team his new show atlanta premiers september 6th on fx, give it up for Donald Glover [ cheers and applause ] jimmy we need just five more players and i know just who will fit the bill. Please welcome the gold medal winning u. S. Womens Gymnastics Team, the final five simone biles, aly raisman, laurie hernandez, gabby douglas, and Madison Kocian [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you for doing this. Thank you. Jimmy thank you for doing this. Look at that. Come on, standing ovation. They love you. We love you you guys are the coolest. [ chanting usa ] usa usa usa usa usa give us a beat all right. Higgins jimmy would you like to explain how the game works. Steve i would love to, jim. Jimmy thank you. Steve it works the same way as the board game. You try to grab the most balls with your bucket and sweep them into your goal. The team with the most balls at the end of the game wins. The teams are tariq and donald, jimmy and simone, gabby and madison, and aly and laurie. [ cheers and applause ] players take your positions. Okay, everybody get ready. We are going to put 30 seconds on the clock. Wait, wait, wait. Steve stay back. Jimmy are you guys not ready . Steve ready . Wait, wait, wait. Okay. Watch his bucket steve 30 seconds, three dont pull her pants off. Steve two, one, eat [ laughter ] more balls come on. Three, two, one [ buzzer ] oh grab your thingy. Switch places, everybody jimmy we did well. We did well. Yeah [ talking over each other ] steve can you reach it . There you go. Good job. My goodness. Oh, youre wait, jimmy then we did this. Steve its not done. Wait, wait, yeah. We have, like, two. Oh, my gosh youre beating us. Steve ready . Get in position. [ talking over each other ] 30 seconds on the clock. Three, two, one more balls hey three, two, one [ buzzer ] oh okay. Everybody off your sliders. [ cheers and applause ] off your sliders. Thats the end of the game. Get off your slider jim. Hes in the mode. Hes in the winning mode. We did good. Jimmy that felt good. That felt good. Steve that felt good. Steve oh all right. Judges, may i have the results . [ shouts ] jimmy good, we have the judges. Whats the final verdict . Steve all right. In fourth place steve with 20 balls the yellow team, tariq and donald. [ sad tuba ] [ cheers and applause ] in third place, number three, with 24 balls, jimmy, simone. [ sad tuba ] [ cheers and applause ] all right. Number one team with the score of 30, its very close, 30 to 29 is the blue team. Oh, we won yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, come on. We let her win. We totally let you guys win. We talked before the show. So, yeah. Yeah, right. Jimmy congratulations. Okay. Thank you. Thank you. I see how it is. Jimmy super cool. Dont worry about it. We bronzed out. Thats good. We bronzed out. We figured we bronzed out. Thats the way we did it. Steve yeah thats how we do it. Thats how we roll. Jimmy thats the way we do it. We threw it. My thanks to Donald Glover, simone biles, aly raisman, laurie hernandez, gabby douglas, and Madison Kocian. Dolly parton joins us after the break. Stick around, everybody [ cheers and applause ] im jamie foxx for verizon. 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Yeah, happens to more people than you think. Try lactaid, its real milk, without that annoying lactose. Good, right . Mmm, yeah. I got your back. Lactaid. Its the milk that doesnt mess with you. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy sounded great guys. Our first guest is a seventime grammy award winner and bona fide Country Music legend who has sold over 100 million albums. This is her latest, i know, 100 million albums. [ cheers and applause ] 100 million albums oh, my god. [ cheers and applause ] this new album is called pure and simple. Please welcome the one, the only, dolly parton ladies and gentlemen [ cheers and applause ] jimmy you look gorgeous. Well, thank you. Jimmy stunning and perfect. I dressed up for you. Jimmy ah, you did. Youre the best. Thank you so much. Well, thanks for having me. Jimmy welcome back. You always have new things coming up. Oh, we do. Im always hawking my good jimmy but its good. But i want to ask you some real questions here that, i have a a lot of questions. One is, youre dolly parton. You know that. [ laughter ] i was. Jimmy what does dolly parton do when youre not on a giant sold out north crazy, and selling out things. Youre just hanging out . Do you have a squad . Well, actually, a squad . Jimmy like taylor swift has a squad. No. I have bunch of friends and family. Like some of my best friends are my sisters. I do have a good group of people that help me when im working, but when im home, i usually just hang out with my friend judy ogle and my sisters that are good friends, and, you know, i have a group of people. Jimmy what do you do . Do you sit and play board games . Ah, yeah, we do whatever. You know, we just talk and cook mostly. Jimmy you do cook . Yeah, we cook. I love that. And i spend time with my husband too, we have an rv. We like to travel. Jimmy you have an rv . You were talking about doing that, aint ya . Jimmy im dying. Yes, id really love to do an rv trip. Yeah, weve always had an rv. Jimmy oh, i have questions about this. Wait, im really intrigued. [ laughter ] i know everything about it. Jimmy so you get the rv, do you have to call ahead to where youre going . Well the thing is with us, we usually like to just ride around, jimmy youre dolly parton, yeah, you go, hello. Can i park here . We just park, go to bed in the camper. We dont sleep that much. Jimmy hey why, why, why thats why weve lasted 50 years. Jimmy are you married 50 years . 50 years weve been married. [ cheers and applause ] i find an interesting tidbit, we got married again, we renewed our vows, and we got married in a little town called ringgold, georgia, which is just about three hours outside of nashville, out of tennessee. So, we got married again. We took the rv, and we went down and spent the night, we just got fast food and ate on our camper and spent the night and then went back to the house. Jimmy thats romantic. Isnt that romantic . Well, it was to us. Jimmy no, i think its great. Yeah. Jimmy rv or whats the other thing . Airstream. Ive never had the airstream. I love the way those look, though. But we like to drive in ours, because we got the little bathroom, its kinda hard for me to stop in a service station to pee. Jimmy yeah. Youre in the stall, and theres a paper up under can you just sign this for me . Jimmy yeah, youre like who do i make it out to, who do i make it out too mr. Lochte . Yeah absolutely. [ laughter ] your brain, do you ever stop writing and working . Do you wake up in the middle of the night, i think of ideas, and i just go my wife shes used to it, but i just record it on my phone uh hungry, hungry humans. [ laughter ] or some idea in the middle of the night, i go this could be a a song. And you just hum a song . I know, and then you wake up and its a stupid idea. Jimmy its awful. And then you do it with gold medalists and you make it on the tonight show. I usually keep a notepad and a tape recorder by the bed because i do wake up. And ive learned years ago, that if i dont write it down, i will forget it. Jimmy you do . Yeah, cause ill think ill remember that i had a great dream, and i forget what it was. Jimmy well, you wrote all the songs on pure and simple . I did. And these are all love songs. I call it love of many colors. Since i was married 50 years i thought it would be a good year to write love songs. So they are all different colored, about everything. Every kind of love. Jimmy my favorite is the title track. I like pure and simple. Oh, thank you, yeah its pure and simple. Jimmy it is yeah. Thats the name of our tour, too, we just travel wibo us on stage. And so i thought jimmy have you ever done that . No, not since the early days. Early, early, early days, back when i was traveling in my covered wagon instead of a tour bus. [ laughter ] jimmy i do say theres this version, but then btheres a a walmart version that has this and, like, a almost like greatest hits it is. Its called dollys greatest hits. Jimmy its a double album. Yes, and so its, then theres a Cracker Barrel version. See, you write these jimmy but its not that simple at all. Its pure, but its not simple. [ laughter ] right . Jimmy so it should just be called dollys pure. Yeah pure dolly. Their looking for money. Thats what i always say. It costs a lot to look this cheap. And i need walmarts money, so theyve got that one, and i need Cracker Barrels money, and i need so. Anyway, we do have three versions, we got the walmart version, which is the hits album, but on the Cracker Barrel, we have two live tracks from the glastonbury festival. We have jolene and nine to five, on that one. Jimmy hey by the way jolene, i dont remember that as being, like biggest hits when i was growing up, but i knew nine to five, islands in the stream, ah, you know, big dolly fan, but then coat of many colors, and then jolene, i think when i was in college everyone just started playing it at bars, and i was, like, what is jolene . Everyone danced. And i checked on spotify today, its the most searched for song that you have. And its the most recorded song ive ever written. Its mostly because its a good garage band song. Every band can play it easy. And its singable, easy to learn. Not a lot of involved words in the verses, but the chorus is so singable. Jimmy as opposed to coat of many colors, which by the way i didnt get a chance to congratulate you on the big nbc hit, the movie coat of many colors. Congratulations on that. [ cheers and applause ] it did great. Thank you. Jimmy and i loved it. Good. Jimmy and they Just Announced november 30th that youre doing christmas coat of many colors. Yes, its called a christmas of many colors, circle of love, and its really powerful little story, all true stories from my childhood, and so were excited i get to actually play a little part in the movie, because when i was little, i patterned my look after the town trollup, in our town, but i guess thats what you call em. Jimmy me too. Did you really . Yes. And i thought she was the most beautiful thing. She had all this makeup, and hair, and all these tight cloths, and everything i wanted, so it impressed me. So i thought well why not, play the painted lady. That i patterned my look after. So i did her in the movie. Yeah so jimmy i love that. She must be so honored that you did that. Well, she didnt, i didnt i never called her name. I never really got to know her really, because i dont think her family probably knew she was a hoe. [ laughter ] jimmy that track is not on any of the albums. [ laughter ] that track isnt on the Cracker Barrel or the walmart version, but thats the one you want to hear. If you get a chance to her dolly sing that, thats a good one. Her family never knew she was a a hoe by dolly parton. But the only hoes we knew back then, were the hoes we use to chop tobacco. Jimmy yeah, of course, yeah. So anyway, thats what they would have called her. She was precious. She meant a lot to me. Jimmy well i cant wait to see your cameo, and i cant wait to hear you sing tonight. Youre going to sing the title track . Im going to sing pure and simple. Also can i just mention, theres a Childrens Book coat of many colors, coming out october 18th, while were talking about coat of many colors. And all the money goes to the Dollywood Foundation imagination library. My literacy program. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats another reason why you are so cool. We love you, love you so much. Dolly parton, her new cd pure and simple is available now. 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On fx. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Donald Glover [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats what im talking about. Donald welcome back. Thank you for coming on. Thanks for having me. Jimmy thanks for being here. Thank you for playing hungry, hungry humans. I appreciate that. No, man. We got beat. Jimmy yeah, you got beat. Like, bad, like, it was so weird because at the end, i looked at the balls. I was like, we did pretty good, and then, like, we got 20. You like, doubled our score. I was like, wow, we really got beat. Jimmy you cant really practice that game. I know youre a busy, busy guy. I want to get to some stuff, but i was talkinto and i said, what do you do on your time off . You do any chilling out . And you went hiking you said, in the mountains . Yeah. I went hiking for, like, a a week. Jimmy i didnt know are you a hiker . No. [ laughter ] no, like, this was the first time ever. Jimmy really . Like, yeah, it was cool. Jimmy where was it . Like in the santa monica mountains. Like i was there, like i guess it was really cool, go up a a lot, we did, like, nine took 15 miles a day, like, depending on how jimmy hiking for 15 miles a a day . Yeah, it was a lot. Jimmy no, no thank you. Im living in the rv, me and dolly be waving at you, like, looking good, donald. Hi, guys, please help. [ laughter ] jimmy was it dangerous at all . Well, it wasnt it didnt i mean they tell you to watch for rattlesnakes and i didnt see any, you know jimmy i have a feeling, what do you mean . You didnt run into any animals . I got bit by a dog. Jimmy okay this is not that doesnt count. I got bit by a dog right on the butt. Jimmy a dog on the hiking trail . Yeah, there was a dog, i mean it wasnt like a wild dog, it was like a woman and she was riding her bike, the trails are not wide, like, you know, they are just for walking, and there was a woman and she was on a a bike, and she had like a pit bull, like, kind of like, and i feel bad, because everybody, like, pit bull but it was he seemed sweet, but jimmy well his is. Hes from florida, 301. He was actually pitbull. Jimmy the singer pitbull. He was running behind her. He was in a suit. Jimmy and he bit your butt. And he and bit my butt. Jimmy he does that. Gets a bad reputation. Dont talk about flo rida again. Hes like really mad. I was like, i didnt. Jimmy but it was a dog. A real pit bull attacked you. Like he bit me. Like, i think he was just startled because i came around a bend, and then, like, we ran into each other. And like she was fine, like, oh, okay, but he, like, just circled and bit my butt. Yeah. Jimmy was it scary . Were you frightened . This was th i actually usually am, like, a a little like afraid of dogs because i just cant tell what they are thinking. And this one, like, i just didnt engage, like, i just like, you know, i was, like, not today, dog. Like, im going to keep walking. Jimmy was she like, cujo, get away she was, like, barry jimmy barry . Like a 40yearold oil jimmy the dogs name is barry . The dogs name was barry. I just remember she was like, barry. Like, and i kept looking around, like, where is this white guy . Jimmy wheres barry . Oh, the dogs name is barry. Jimmy good secret. Yeah, absolutely, yeah. Jimmy youre doing a thing as an artist, when you rap, you rap under childish gambino. [ cheers and applause ] we had you on the show. Thank you for doing that. We love you. You know we are fans. Thank you. Jimmy you did this cool thing, youre releasing a new albuep the 4th youre going to be at the joshua tree camping event . Yeah. Jimmy explain this to me cause its a bizarre cool thing. I just wanted to do Something Different, like, for the i have all these songs and i was like, you know i want people to feel like it felt to like be in them. Oh, i should just invite everybody camping, and everybody was, like, yeah, you should. And i was like oh, cool. So i was, like, let me just i feel like joshua tree is like a very spiritual place. So, lets invite people jimmy you had everyone downloaded an app, no one knew what it was, download the app, and people, like, were weird people sent like emailed me, im not joining your cult, like, i was, like, what . No. This is simply camping. Like, just chilling out. But it really is, just, like, a a way for people to hear the album, but also experience, like, the world that its in. I really its, like, just kind of a world kind of thing. It should be really fun. Jimmy september 2th through the 4th . You just have people camping. You just gonna do perform . Ill just be around. It will be like a city. Im gonna be performing it. Well have like this big place to perform it, like, ive built all these like kinda city stuff. Like it should be really cool. Like a whole town. Jimmy how different and cool is that . Thats amazing. Yeah, im real excited. Jimmy congratulations. You guys should all come, really. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy and then i have to talk about atlanta. This is fantastic, by the way. I only saw the first two episodes, but thats what they give me for a preview. But, its on fx. You created this show. Its drama, but its kind of funny, but good songs in it. I dont know how to describe it. Are you from atlanta . Yeah, i grew up there. Jimmy is this about your is this autobiographical . No, i think a lot of people think it is. But, it really isnt. Like, i just wanted to tell like weird stories there. It was really the thesis was like, oh, like, i want to make twin peaks but for rap. [ light laughter ] jimmy yeah, okay, okay, i get that. Yeah. Jimmy it is trippy but its great, the music is good. And the actors are great. I havent heard of them. There all like so many atlanta just people. Like theyre all everybody in atlanta is a lot like new york where like people you meet people and they give you their philosophy. You meet like a taxi driver, hes like oh, where to . And then, like, the moon. Like, okay. Here we go. Like, the moon. Yeah, yeah. Youre excited for what hes gonna say. Atlantas like that too. Everyone has a really specific philosophy, so a lot of the actors were from atlanta that we just like let do their thing. And it was great. Jimmy so much fun in atlanta. Do you have a favorite spot in atlanta . Place to eat . Place to eat . Jimmy yeah. I went to this place and i think its called empire state salad. South empire city. Im messing it up. Jimmy Empire State Building . Thats in new york. Is it . There. [ talking over each other ] yeah, yeah. Theres another place. Whats it called . The statue of liberty . Jimmy yeah, yeah. This is not atlanta. I think you were hanging around new york city. I dont think so. Jimmy no, youre right. I think its called empire south kitchen . That i go a lot. Jimmy all right. Empire south kitchen. What do you get . Anything i can order from the menu . They have these, like, jars with, like, kind of like pimentos for dipping things like you can get a bunch of stuff, like very southern things. I think like one of them had chocolate pig ears. Which is, like it sounds weird jimmy what did you say . Pig ears. Pig ears. Jimmy oh, no thanks. [ laughter ] are you writing that down . Jimmy ill do the pimentos. Youre like writing down like dont go here. Jimmy dont get pickled no pig ears. Really . Pig ears . Its a very southern thing. Jimmy what does it taste like . Pork im assuming. Pickled pork. I dont really eat meat like that anymore. But, like its really just like like you know what im alone. Its labor day weekend. I get three days, let me just break out the old jar of pig ears. Jimmy im going fx and chill. Yeah. I want to show everyone a clip of Donald Glover in his new fx series atlanta, take a look at this. I dont want a handout. I want to manage you. Manage . You know what the word manage come from . Manus, latin for hand. Probably, but im saying no for the purpose of my argument. Manage, comes from the word man. And leo lane. My lane. I mean malcolm. You too martin. Know what they did to him . They killed him. Didnt they kill malcolm too . No, they say that. But aint nobody seen the body since the funeral. Thats how funerals work. Alfred, youre already malcolm. Okay, you have that already. What you really need a silent wild card. Somebody who is about the money. The opportunity. Who can play both sides if needed. Oh, like don lemon. Fair point. Let me rephrase what im trying to say. Oh, wait, its 4 30. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy Donald Glover, everybody. Atlanta premiers september 6th at 10 p. M. On fx. Dolly parton is going to perform for us next. 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[ cheers and applause ] jimmy performing the title track to her new album pure and simple, once again, dolly parton [ cheers and applause ] thank you every time i think about you i get chills along my spine its a feeling im not used to cant believe youre really mine so complicated broken hearts and twisting minds then you came and im elated so unlike the other times its so pure its almost sacred simply put it feels divine i just love you pure and simple pure and simple and sublime dont it seem weve spent a lifetime looking for that perfect love like a dream we finally found it pure and simple well good for us its so pure its almost sacred simply put it feels divine i just love you pure and simple pure and simple sweet and fine i just love you pure and simple i cant believe youre really mine cant belie youre really mine pure and simple. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. Aw. Jimmy the real deal, dolly parton catch her on the pure and simple tour now well be right back everybody amazing. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy my thanks to dolly parton [ cheers and applause ] donald golver, the final five and the roots, right there, from philadelphia, pennsylvania, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching. Have a great night. I hope to see you tomorrow. Thank you so much. Bye, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight bob costas candy making with dylan lauren featuring the 8g band with jon wurster. Ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. [ cheers and applause ] seth good evening im seth meyers this is late night. How is everybody doing tonight . Everybody well . [ cheers and applause ] oh, wonderful. Its just wonderful to hear. In that case, lets get to the news. 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