Gambino. And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 591, bolivia. Steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] m [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, welcome, everybody thank you for being here welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. This is it, baby. You made it. [ cheers and applause ] this is the show. Thank you for being here. Thank you for watching. Heres what people are talking about. You guys, were just ten days away from christmas. [ cheers and applause ] and if you want to know if santa has you on his nice list or his naughty list, just ask russia to hack it for you. [ laughter and applause ] and theyll do it, theyll do it. Dont worry. Theyll get to it. Did you see this . Yesterday the New York Times published a lengthy article outlining how russia successfully cyber attacked the u. S. And influenced our election. Of course, most americans are really upset. Saying, the implications for our democracy are woah, look, kanye is at trump tower [ laughter ] oh, god, wait, ive got to tweet about it i got to tweet. Take a selfie with me with my tv. [ laughter ] selfie of you in front of the yeah, i was there. Steve i saw it live. Jimmy i saw it, man. It happened. [ laughter ] i read that the Democratic National committee was actually hacked because one of its directors clicked on a fake email to change his password. [ light laughter ] which gave russia access to his account. And then hillary said, i cant believe you would be so careless with your email. [ laughter and applause ] i mean, come on. Wake up. Wake up steve hey [ cheers and applause ] jimmy wake up steve hey yo jimmy i guess Hillary Clintons campaign chairman, john podesta, also clicked on a link that gave russia his email password. [ light laughter ] he knew he made a big mistake when this popped up on his screen. [ laughter and applause ] putin cat. Putin cat. It turns out that two separate russian hacking groups named cozy bear and fancy bear were targeting [ laughter ] i know. Steve come on. Jimmy cozy bear and fancy bear. They were targeting the dnc. Its confusing, because cozy bear and fancy bear are also trump and putins nicknames for each other. [ laughter and applause ] [ as trump ] what you up to, cozy bear . [ light laughter ] [ as putin ] just thinking about you, fancy bear. [ laughter and applause ] you hang up. No, you hang up. You hang up. [ laughter ] get this, when an fbi agent first contacted the dnc to tell them they had been hacked, the person who took the call thought it was a prank. Yeah. It happens more than you think, said fbi agent seymour butz. [ laughter ] steve agent i. P. Freely. Jimmy he goes what was that, i. P. Freely . Steve i. P. Freely, yes. [ light laughter ] jimmy check this out, guys. Mexican police just discovered two tunnels going from tijuana to the u. S. Yeah. Actually, i think now the tunnels are going from the u. S. To tijuana. [ laughter ] but it doesnt either way, they exist. [ applause ] a little tech news here. I saw that tinder is available on the new apple tv app so you can see your matches on your tv screen. [ light laughter ] pretty romantic because you can finding a person with your Remote Control to fighting over the Remote Control with that person. [ laughter and applause ] i mean, that whole circle of life [ laughter ] jimmy and finally, i read that a british man flew his he could propose to her at the firehouse used in ghostbusters. [ light laughter ] afterward he said, who are you going to call . She said, my exboyfriend. [ laughter ] we have a great show tonight. Give it up for the roots [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy guys, its been a a great week so far. Theres more head. Tomorrow night, golden globenominated actor Casey Affleck will be here on the show. Steve yeah. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy plus, my pal Sienna Miller will be here. [ cheers and applause ] and we have music from solange. [ cheers and applause ] steve yeah. Jimmy its gonna be good. Then on friday we have Reese Witherspoon its gonna be good friday. But first, we have a big show tonight. We love this guy. There is no one else quite like this man. Steve in the world. Jimmy in the world. Seriously, one in a zillion. Hes the host of the new Celebrity Apprentice, Arnold Schwarzenegger is on the show tonight steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy Arnold Schwarzenegger. Oh, my gosh. Hes unbelievable. Hes so cool. I was talking to him backstage, hes great. [ as arnold ] wisen up, what are you doing . [ laughter ] were going to catch up with him. And arnold and i are going to do something fun that you dont want to miss. Its very cool. Plus, shes a fantastic actress. From the new movie written and directed by ben affleck, live by night, elle fanning is here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] shes a buddy. Hes a buddy, too. And we have great, great new music from Childish Gambino [ cheers and applause ] steve yeah. Jimmy Childish Gambino. The name of the record is awaken my love. I did not expect this record. Questlove none of us did. Jimmy i mean, this is he sings. I saw you going crazy on instagram. Questlove 3 00 in the morning. Jimmy yeah. The longest post i think ive ever seen you type. [ light laughter ] questlove yeah, yeah. Jimmy 3 00 in the morning. What did you thought think it was goi to be . Questlove i didnt expect it. I thought it would be a regular 2016 hiphop record. Jimmy yeah, but it wasnt. Its great. You get to see what he its just cool and the performance tonight, i mean, we saw at rehearsal. But its it involves lasers. Questlove oh. Jimmy cant go wrong with lasers. Steve win win. Jimmy 2016. You thought it would be a a normal 2016 performance, but no, theres lasers. [ light laughter ] steve with cozy bear. Jimmy yeah, hes the best, man. Childish gambino. Steve come on. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy guys, we have exactly eight shows left before we go on christmas break, which means its time for that beloved tonight show tradition. Its time for 12 days of christmas sweaters. [ cheers and applause ] twelve days of christmas sweaters eight days left jimmy thats right. Every show between now and christmas, were giving one lucky audience member a a fabulous christmas sweater from the count down to the christmas cabinet. [ cheers and applause ] since there are eight shows left, lets open door number eight. [ cheers ] did you get your hair cut . I did, yes. [ light laughter ] i cut it myself. Jimmy thats okay. Door number eight. Oh [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] wow. Wow. This is just this is awesome here. [ light laughter ] now lets see whos going home with tonights sweater. Everybody, look at your seat number. Now as i call your number, i need you to jump up and let me know where you are. Quest, can i get a drum roll, please . [ drum roll ] who wants me to pick their number . Its a good one [ cheers and applause ] 102 right over there. Fantastic. Hi. How are you . Coming over here . I love you. Jimmy no way. Welcome. Welcome to the show. I love it, hi. Its great, i was going to come to you. But you took control. [ laughter ] took control of the situation. You just create your own, yeah. What is your name . My names allie. Jimmy allie, very good. Allie, where are you from . Im from florida. Jimmy from florida . [ cheers and applause ] okay, good. We love florida. But now and then it gets chilly at night down in florida. It does. Jimmy it does, yes. You need a sweater. Do you have anything like this . I dont. I love this. On . I want to try it on. Jimmy yeah, you gotta try it on. Its going to be worth it. Its gorgeous. Its reversible, probably. [ laughter ] its that its that awesome. That is just its fuzzy. Jimmy youre going to pull this off, i can just tell. Oh, wow. Already, i can tell. [ cheers and applause ] whoa oh, i like the pose, yeah its good. This is fantastic. Oh, my gosh. Round of applause, everybody this is a beautiful sweater [ cheers and applause ] thank you for being here. Thank you. Bye, pal thanks again to our lucky audience member. Stick around, well be right back with more of the tonight show, everybody. Oh, yeah [ cheers and applause ] testinhuh . Sting is this thing on . Come on your turn where do pencils go on vacation . Pennsylvania laughter crunchy wheat frosted sweet kelloggs frosted miniwheats. Feed your inner kid somewhere just beneath tluck is waiting. You may not see it, but its always there. Just beyond reach. And someday, by a lake you had not tested or a stream you had never tried, it will come. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome back, everybody. Give it up for the roots right there. Ah, yeah, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] nothing says the holidays like getting a roots cd under your christmas tree. They make im so excited for you guys to hear it. They never hear it before the show, because this all has to be genuine. Because, seriously, i think im pretty easy going guy. But theres one [ light laughter ] whats that . Steve youre the easiest. [ light laughter ] jimmy thank you, man. I appreciate it. Steve merry christmas. [ laughter ] jimmy im easy going, but theres one thing that really gets my my goat. [ light laughter ] steve when your goat gets, get. Jimmy i dont know. Anyways, its bad music. Steve oh. Jimmy no one should have to listen to bad tunes. So, as a service to you guys, im about to play some real songs from real bands that i think you should avoid, in my segment i call my do not play list. Do not play do not play these songs these song [ cheers and applause ] jimmy here you go. You go nuts. Yeah, im so excited. [ light laughter ] cause you always think that, you dont think theyre real. You think im making this up. I think you guys are making em up. Jimmy no, we dont. We these are all real. Steve real, 100 . Jimmy i dont know how to prove it, but google it. Or whatever you gotta do, or buy you, dont listen to it. Dont play it. Steve yeah, doesnt mean you cant buy it. Jimmy yeah, you can buy it, use it as a like steve just dont listen to it. Jimmy exactly, yeah. Yeah, theyre 100 real. This first song is from an r b singer called steve wilson. Here he is. [ light laughter ] this, name of the album is called get your groove back. Steve yeah. Jimmy and theres steve, right there. He looks like a nice guy. Lets see if he can help us get our groove back. Im here baby listen to the news ive got something for you to drive away your blues let me soothe you i specialize in that liven up your body help you get your groove back you just lay there girl you dont need to stop jimmy stop, stop, stop. [ cheers and applause ] its like youre youre playing two songs and thats mark. Jimmy no, its not mark doing that. Its not mark doing that. Oh, no. This is these i dont think heslaying two different songs. Steve yeah. Jimmy hes getting three grooves back at the same time. Steve in one song, yeah. Jimmy in one song. You get your moneys worth for that one. [ light laughter ] this next one is from a a musician ive never heard of, called stallion buck wild. Have you ever heard of him . [ light laughter ] oh, yeah. Jimmy youve heard of him . Tariqs heard of him . Youve heard of him . Yeah, stallion buck wild. Yeah. [ light laughter ] you used to you used to open for him. Jimmy stallion buck wild. Steve stallion buck wild. Jimmy here he is. Heres his album over here. And its in like a [ light laughter ] a blurry photo of him. Maybe it looks like a looks like a stallion right there. Hes got a nice smile, cowboy hat. Maybe hes a country singer, i dont know. Stallion buck wild. Hes a stallion, buck wild. Jimmy lets take a listen to golf cart. Yo, stallion . Whats up . What that you rolling in . Ah, man. Its a golf cart. What i got a golf cart what i got a golf cart you got a golf cart yeah a golf cart you got a golf cart i got a golf cart you got a gold cart m i gotta gotta gotta gotta gotta gotta gotta got a golf cart [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i swear, i swear. Thats you and higgins. Jimmy no, no. No, thats the best. That is right there. That is favorite one, man. But, i just love hes that stallions friend didnt even know what he was riding. Hes like, what is that . Like hes never seen a golf cart. Steve hes incredulous. A golf cart. Jimmy yeah, or maybe it was like a trickedout golf cart, or something . Can we just play that again . Because also, we couldnt hear him. I dont know how far away they were. Yo, stallion . Whats up . Whats that you rolling in . Oh, man, its a golf cart. What i got a golf cart what i got a golf cart what i got a golf cart you got a golf cart yeah a golf cart you got a golf cart i got a golf cart you got a gold cart gotta gotta gotta gotta jimmy all right, thats good right there. Anyways [ cheers and applause ] [ talking over each other ] jimmy he made that up. Steve i got a golf cart. Jimmy he doesnt know who he is. This next one is from an album called South Bass Island bound. And other original songs about put in bay. And three men performed by Michael Kelly brew with help from steve schern. Steve oh. Jimmy but apparently, he didnt help that much since steves name is so small. [ light laughter ] anyways, theres michael in a a suit, getting some work done. And there he is over here. Michael hes just casually floating in the air. [ light laughter ] ready to play some island jams. Lets take a listen to, lord, i need to drink. Steve oh, great. I dont remember what i did or how i got to bed i dont remember who i was with or even what i said i really need some scotch i got tuesday jimmy stop, stop. Please stop. [ light laughter ] steve were gonna need a a scotch. Jimmy scotch. I really need it. Steve scotch. [ light laughter ] that does make me think of the islands. Jimmy that was a a good delivery there. Steve yeah, very tropical. Jimmy you got it, yeah. I was looking at the back cover, and it made me laugh because, he must really must have it out for steve schern. Because theres a picture michael up there, and then theres like a looks like a a police [ laughter ] police drawing of steve schern. [ light laughter ] cant even get a real photo of him. Steve it looks like his credentials were blacked out, too. Jimmy oh, yeah. Oh, this is a good one. Were down to our last one here. This is a good one too. Oh, my god. This might be the best one. [ indiscernible ] this is from r b singer called nelly tiger travis. [ light laughter ] name of the album is, im a a woman. Lets take a listen to flattia weava. Questlove oh, no, no, no. [ laughter ] i heard you talking been going round you after my man and its all over town you ask for his number from a couple of your friends now whats up with that girl you know hes my man im gonna slap your weave off im gonna slap your weave off im gonna slap your weave off if you dont leave my man alone im gonna slap your weave off im gonna slap your weave off im gonna slap your weave off jimmy thats pretty good, right . Its almost like its kind of like gladys knight. I dig it. Yeah. Thats my jam. Roots, can you pick that up . Thats not bad. Im going to slap your weave off im going to slap your weave off im going to slap your weave off leave my man alone im going to slap your weave off [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats all we have for do not play. If you have an album, we think we can use on our next do not play list, we want to see it send your suggestions to our blog, at well be right back with Arnold Schwarzenegger. [ cheers and applause ] come on why doesnt verizon offer unlimited data like tmobile . Is it because their lte network was built six years ago . Six years ago . Thats like a hundred. In phone years their lte network is older, slower and they limit you. Switch to tmobile, the newer, faster and unlimited network. We cover 99 of the americans verizon covers. Switch your family of four to tmobile and well give you 800 to spend anywhere you want. Its time to givehls the perfect gift so let him be a kid again make her sparkle and help him save the galaxy. With an extra 15 off and earn a little more with kohls cash so you can give a little more this holiday. Kohls. And let roomba from irobot help with your everyday messes. Roomba navigates your entire home. Cleaning up pet hair and debris for up to 2 hours. Which means your floors are always clean. You and roomba, from irobot. Better. Together. Hi, we laughter lford quads. Were in 8th grade. Technology is the only thing that really entertains us. Im gonna use this picture on sketchbook, and im going to draw mustaches on you all. Using the pen instead of fingers, it just feels more comfortable for me. Be like, boop its gone. I like that only i can get into it and that it recognizes my fingerprint. Our old tablet couldnt do that. It kind of makes you feel like youre your own person, which is a rare opportunity in my family. laughter zero really can be a hero. Ds get zero down, zero deposit, zero due at signing, and zero first months payment on select volkswagen models. Right now at the volkswagen sign then drive event. And let roomba from irobot help with your everyday messes. Roomba navigates your entire home. Cleaning up pet hair and debris for up to 2 hours. You and roomba, from irobot. Better. Together. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our first guest tonight has done it all. Blockbuster, mega movie star, fivetime mr. Universe, twoterm governor of california. [ cheers ] he now takes over for president elect donald trump in the board room [ light laughter ] as the star of the new Celebrity Apprentice which premieres monday, january 2nd at 8 00pm right here on nbc. Only, Arnold Schwarzenegger. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy Arnold Schwarzenegger. Thank you, thank you. Jimmy thank you. Welcome back to the show, pal. [ cheers ] you look like a stud. They love you. We love you. Thank you. Jimmy welcome, welcome, welcome. Thank you. [ cheers ] thank you. Jimmy before we get into theinterview, what happened to you . Oh, its just a little pedicure mishap. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah. I hate when that happens. I dont know. I mean, i maybe i ran too long, too far. I did too much bicycling, too much squatting, too much whatever. I dont know what, but i have not been this swollen since the time i was pregnant in junior. [ laughter ] jimmy thats right. I do remember that. Exactly. Well, i know it has does nothing to phase you. Nothing. Jimmy no, no. Nein. [ laughter ] jimmy its not insane. I didnt say anything. No, i didnt say that, no. Yeah. Sometimes you just wear a cast for fun. Thats right, exactly. [ as arnold ] jimmy i just like the way it looks, yeah. [ laughter ] you can pull a no one does my accent better than you. I swear to you. [ applause ] the funny thing is, if i want to sound like me, i imitate you. [ laughter ] its, like, wild. Jimmy oh, man. I want to get into everything. Theres so much to talk to you about. But i know its the