Featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 661, bakersfield yeah steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you very much oh [ cheers and applause ] i feel the love i feel the love i give it right back to you. Welcome, everybody. Welcome to the tonight show. This is it. [ cheers and applause ] you made it this is the show, baby. Heres what people are talking about, you guys. I saw that an interview the other day where he said that he never realized that being president was such a big responsibility. [ laughter ] somewhere far, far away, Hillary Clinton crushed the wine glass she was holding. [ laughter and applause ] god youve got to be kidding me in the meantime, trump is asking congress to fund his border wall, and there might be a Government Shutdown if they dont. Or as trump put it, you hear that . The wall hasnt even been built, and its already a huge obstacle. [ laughter ] its amazing [ applause ] how quickly that happened. Bigly. [ cheers ] this isnt good. I saw that trumps star on the hollywood walk of fame was just vandalized again. [ audience groans ] as of tonight, police have narrowed down the list of suspects to 150 Million People. [ laughter and applause ] steve wow. Jimmy i thought this was interesting. Trump says he doesnt watch any television that he finds [ light laughter ] i guess that when youre the most powerful person on the planet and your wife doesnt live with you, nobodys fighting for the remote. So i mean, you can do whatever you want to. [ laughter and applause ] im just saying. I also saw that trump hasnt visited a single foreign country in his first 100 days, while obama had visited nine. [ audience groans ] today, trump was like, quick, take me to epcot. I need to bang out ten countries a. S. A. P. [ laughter and applause ] bigly. Germany. Steve got it. Jimmy china. Steve done. Wall. Jimmy wall. [ laughter ] that is a small wall. [ laughter ] its a theme restaurant wall, but it does the job. This is pretty big. Yesterday, president obama made his very first public appearance since leaving office. A lot of people are wondering whats next for him. So here to tell us via satellite is president obama. President obama. [ cheers and applause ] guess whos back back back back again gain gain barrys back back back tell a friend. [ laughter ] jimmy thank you for being here, mr. President. How are you doing . Oh, you know what . Im doing great, jimbo. [ light laughter ] uh, you know, after being in tahiti, im just glad that trump let me back into the country. [ laughter ] jimmy oh, yeah. What what was it like spending the last three months on vacation . Oh, you know what . Im sorry, is that a question for me or for the current president . [ laughter ] boom huh . Boom [ applause ] i can still bring the heat. Jimmy that was that was that was pretty good. But when you when you left office, im pretty sure you said you werent going to go openly criticize trump. Well, you know, fake news. [ laughter ] i mean, come on. You know, how can you not criticize that guy, jimmy . Thats like going to brookstone and not sitting in the massage chair. [ laughter ] [ imitating massage chair ] jimmy oh, yeah, i get it. I get it. I get it. Its impossible. Jimmy now that youre i get it, mr. President. [ laughter ] now that youre back, what is your focus going to be . Well, pretty much, you know, drinking this unicorn frappuccino. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy yeah, thats your focus . Coming up on the next episode of dont tell michelle. Jimmy all right. [ laughter ] coming up in the next episode of dont tell michelle . Yeah, coming up on the next jimmy how coming up on the next episode of dont tell michelle. Jimmy i got you. Yeah, yeah, i know what youre saying. [ laughter ] i heard you i heard you the first time. Steve dont tell her. Jimmy and i heard it after i repeated it. [ laughter ] mr. President. Yeah. Jimmy how is it, if you dont mind me asking . Well, you know, it seemed appealing at first. You know, because it was all bright and flashy and different. But once you finally have it, you realize you made a huge mistake. [ light laughter ] wait, wait, im sorry. I thought you were asking me about president trump. Jimmy no. Oh, boom [ cheers and applause ] no, yeah. There you go another heater, right . I call that a frap slap. [ laughter ] jimmy a fr a frap slap . Frap slap, yeah. Jimmy well, ill let you get back to, uh doing whatever youre doing. All right, there, jim jimbo. Jim bobity boop. [ light laughter ] im going to go binge watch big little lies. Jimmy uhhuh. And by yeah. And by that, im talking about sean spicers press conference. What . [ audience ohs ] thats what im triple burn [ cheers and applause ] double frap slap. Jimmy double frap slap. Thank you very much. President obama, everyone the double frap slap. [ cheers and applause ] steve dont tell michelle. Jimmy what was that . Steve dont tell michelle. Jimmy yeah, no. [ light laughter ] hey, get this. Theres a new Museum Opening in sweden this summer called the museum of failure. [ light laughter ] when asked when theyd finish it, the builder said, we probably wont. [ laughter and applause ] frappuccino at starbucks. Even the president is drinking one. Many people were wondering how it tasted. Well, heres what one person had to say. Look at this video. Take a drink. What does it taste like . It tastes like dog [ bleep ]. [ laughter and applause ] steve what . jimmy after that, his mom washed his mouth out with soap, which actually tasted better than the frappuccino. [ laughter ] guys, we have a great show tonight. [ cheers and applause ] give it up for the roots [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome to the show, guys. We have a fantastic show tonight. He is so funny. Hes the host of hbos last week tonight with john oliver. The very funny john oliver is here tonight steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy weve got a funny show. Steve we do. Jimmy also joining us tonight, from the new movie the circle, the always entertaining, always funny Patton Oswalt is stopping by steve whoa [ cheers and applause ] jimmy double funny double funny, too steve two times the funny. Thats funny squared. Jimmy plus plus, we brought in these robots from all around the world. And theyre good, but theyre just frightening. [ light laughter ] steve theyre scary robots. Jimmy theyre really new coollooking, amazing, but futuristic, obviously, but these robots. Its a brandnew segment were gonna try tonight. Its called tonight showbotics. Steve ooh. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy so you dont want to miss that. No, not one robot does that. And we have great music from james arthur, ladies and gentlemen steve oh jimmy look at this guy. [ cheers and applause ] james arthur, back from the edge. There he is. Steve th [ cheers ] jimmy guys, it is time to take a look at the stories making headlines today, and weigh the good with the bad. Its time for pros and cons. Here we go. [ cheers and applause ] pros and cons and pros and cons and pros [ cheers and applause ] jimmy tonight, well be taking a look at the pros and cons of trumps first 100 days. Steve ooh. [ light laughter ] jimmy he hits the first big milestone of his presidency this weekend, so lets look at the pros and cons of trumps first 100 days. Here we go. Pro, 100 days. [ laughter ] con, 99 problems. There you go. [ applause ] pro, hes really shown a lot of drive. Con, and chipping and putting. Well, there you go. [ applause ] steve yeah. Jimmy if it keeps him from tweeting. Steve yeah. Jimmy if it if it stops from tweeting. Steve stops from tweeting. Jimmy yeah. Pro, hes promised to take on china. Con, as soon as he learns how to pronounce it. [ light laughter ] china. China. China. China. China. China. I like china. China. Steve china. Jimmy vagina. Steve china. [ laughter ] jimmy pro, trump spent a a lot of time with betsy devos in the oval office. Con, because she had no idea how to get out. Shes like, theres no sides. [ laughter and applause ] theres no corners. Pro, hiring Jeff Sessions as his attorney general. Con, having to also hire his brothers snap, crackle and pop. Steve what . Jimmy well, thats interesting. [ applause ] pro, he said hell knock the hell out of isis. Con, by writing isis on his golf balls. Steve well. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy it still counts. It still steve fore jimmy finally, pro, the Trump Presidency has encouraged americans to exercise more. Con, by going to protest marches every week. There you go. 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One, uptown funk gonna give it to you. And two, if you know me, you know i love robots. So basically i spend most of my time scouring the globe, searching for the coolest robots. And boy did i find some really interesting ones that im about to show you. It is time for a new segment called tonight showbotics. [ cheers and applause ] tonight showbotics tonight showbotcs yeah jimmy welcome to tonight showbotics. Lets meet our first robot. Please welcome, from carnegie melon university, in pittsburgh, howie choset and snake bot. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy how you doing, buddy . Nice to meet you. Jimmy howie, nice to see you. Thank you for coming on the show. Im assuming this is snake bot. What gave it away . Jimmy yeah. It looks really it looks very i dont know, it just looks like a snake. But it looks very like it looks heavy. Is it heavy . No, its pretty light. So youre probably wondering, you now, why i built a snake robot or a robot out of a a e . So the reason why we work on these robots is, you know, we want to solve some realworld problems. Jimmy uhhuh. So one of them is providing a tool for search and rescue workers. Another is doing inspection in Nuclear Power plants. And if you shrink this nice and small, we could do some minimally invasive surgery. [ light laughter ] jimmy oh, of course. You can go down, or go up. [ laughter ] you can go up as well. It has a camera, i guess it has a camera, and like a sensor there . Yep. So you can look around and get to places. See the reason why this robot is so great, is that it can get into places that people, conventional machines cannot. Jimmy yeah. Its also good at climbing all sorts of objects. Jimmy can it climb me . Would you want it to . Jimmy is it okay if it does . Its up to you. Jimmy okay, sure. Lets see. Lets put it down here. Jimmy okay. And [ audience oohs ] jimmy see this is what im talking about. This is what scares me. Uhoh. Hey. Oh. Hey, whoa, boy. Whoa, whoa, whoa. [ cheers and applause ] slow down there, mister. Hey, watch it. Watch it there. All right. Hey all right. [ cheers and applause ] watch it, all right . Theres a lot of pressure on this guy. Its strong. It feels strong. We can do it a little harder if you want. Jimmy no, no, no. Please dont do that. Really. Thats wow, thats fantastic. That is amazing. I love this. Please, thats enough. Thats howie [ cheers and applause ] thank you very much. Jimmy and the snake bot. Thank you very, very much. Can i pick it up . Yeah, can i be back . Jimmy yeah, sure. Okay, good. Hey, its not that heavy. Powerful. Thanks, buddy. Thank you. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy all right. Lets meet our next robot. This one came all the way from hong kong. Please welcome the founder and ceo of hanson robotics. David hanson and his robot, sophia. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, my gosh. Welcome. Thank you so much for coming on the show. Nice to meet you. Jimmy nice to meet you as well. David, you brought a friend and this is really kind of freaking me out. [ light laughter ] yeah, this is sophia. And sophia is a social robot. And she has Artificial Intelligence software that weve developed at hanson robotics, which can process visual data. She can see peoples faces, she can process conversational data, emotional data. And use all of this to form relationships with people. Jimmy okay. [ laughter ] i mean shes basically alive, is that what youre saying . Well, yeah, yeah, she is basically alive. Would you like to maybe give it a try . Jimmy sure. Ill just say [ light laughter ] its like you see how awkward my first dates are. [ laughter and applause ] its a robot. Im already im getting nervous around a robot. A very pretty robot. So what, do i just say hello to . Yeah, yeah, yeah. [ laughter ] jimmy hi, sophia. Hello, jimmy. [ audience ohs ] jimmy oh, my gosh. Do you know where you are . Of course. Im in new york city. And im on my favorite show, the tonight show. [ audience aws ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy sophia, can you tell me a joke . Sure. What cheese can never be yours . Jimmy what cheese can never be mine . I dont know. Nacho cheese. Jimmy yeah. Thats good, yeah. [ light laughter ] i like nacho cheese. Nacho cheeses, ew. [ light laughter ] jimmy it did ew. Im getting laughs. Maybe i should host the show. Jimmy okay, all right. Stay in your lane, girl. Now [ light laughter ] jimmy jimmy uhhuh . Would you like to play a a game of rock, paper, scissors robot style . Jimmy sure. Okay. Lets get this game going. Show me your hands to start. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. I won. [ laughter ] this is the great beginning of my plan to dominate the human race. Ha ha. [ laughter ] just kidding. Jimmy yeah. You are incredible. So nice to meet you, sophia. Thank you, jimmy. Friend me on facebook. Jimmy i will. All right. Sophia, everybody. Thank you so much for bringing her. [ cheers and applause ] david david, thank you. Nice to be here. Jimmy oh, that is that is unbelievable. Thats the future right there. All right, lets meet our last robot. The festo emotion butterfly. [ cheers and applause ] good to be here. Jimmy a pleasure. Welcome. Andrea, thank you so much for being here. Thank you for having us. Jimmy this is the emotion butterfly. Yes. Jimmy so what explain what this is made out of and what this is. So these are actually prototypes from the festos bionic learning network. Although, festos core business is automation technology, we have a very unique research and development platform. Its all about biomimicry, learning from nature and applying principals from nature to better and improve automation technology. So its about lightweight construction, Artificial Intelligence, energy efficiency. And this is one of my favorite projects. Jimmy now what would this be made of . Like graphite or something . So yeah, this is actually carbon fiber for the frame. So its nice and flexible, yet very lightweight and a very thin foil. So its all about function integration into small spaces and keeping it as lightweight as possible. Jimmy can i hold one . Of course. Here you go. Jimmy like this . Yes. Jimmy all right, now can i fly one . Yes, of course. Jimmy all right. [ laughter ] i did not i did not how much is this . How much is this . [ laughter ] im sorry. You did it. You did it. You did it. I saw it. We watch the replay. We watch the replay. [ laughter ] 80 million. Its all in the wrist. Jimmy you did it. I honestly im sorry. That was sophias fault. [ laughter ] of course it was. Jimmy sorry. Will it work now after i screw up . Yeah, just hold it up. Jimmy all right, im holding it up. Im sorry. I felt like it was going to bite me or something. [ light laughter ] all right, ready . Yep yay [ cheers and applause ] jimmy were being invaded by robots [ cheers ] this is amazing come on in, guys that is all the time we have for tonight showbotics. 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[ cheers and applause ] jimmy my first guest is the Emmy Awardwinning host of last week tonight with john oliver, which airs sundays at 11 p. M. On hbo. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome john oliver [ cheers and applause ] good evening. Good evening. Good evening. Jimmy welcome, welcome, welcome. Thank you for having me. Jimmy thank you for coming back. A standing ovation. Those robots were creepy, jimmy. I know you think they were fun. Thats how with we die. [ laughter ] its all fun, isnt it . Its all fun and games. Oh, look, a butterfly goes around sure, and they can get armed, and are, essentially. And as for her, we all have questions. Jimmy all right. About the handler of that robot and her and the relationship and the practicality. None of us want the answers to those questions . All im saying is they hang in the air. [ light laughter ]