Something. Were not telling you. Have you ever been so sick and tired of your life that you wish you could just get in the car youre asking me this year . And drive away. Youre at the grocery store, youre over it. Your kids are crying, you dont have the money for the bills. All you want to do is drive. Instead of runaway bride, youre a runaway mother or person. This one mom was tired of it, she did it. She had had a rough go of it. And she decided that she was going to she was Grocery Shopping and shed had enough. She took some cash, put away her cell phone and decided she was going to make a break for it. She drove to orlando from her place i think in pennsylvania. She drove away. Thats a long way. Heres the bad part. She didnt tell her family. She didnt tell anybody where she was going. Thats the point. She was sick of shopping and cleaning and runny noses. Heres the thing. You can be at your wits end but dont put your family through that. Can you imagine . And the taxpayers by the way calling the police, missing person reports, everything else. I wonder if shell be held accountable. She may. But i understand the thing about you shouldnt do it and all that stuff, but everyones had it in their head where you wish you could go to an island. Put your life in the rear view mirror and just go away. Have you ever wanted to go that . Of course. Because life is hard. And life is heavy. And bad enough with your own life. When you start producing your familys problems and friends problems. Honestly this past year, i dont know one person who hasnt faced something really difficult. Between the election and the heaviness and nastiness of that, along with the storms that we had. So many people battling cancer. Thats so much more prevalent. Even with all the Research Going into it. You know what im saying . Seems like everybody has had a rough year. So, yes we get it. You want to get away. No one is running away from here. There are five cell phone etiquette rules that apparently every mom should follow. This is the thing. When youre on the phone you have to realize that your kid is listening to you. And sometimes you forget and youre a heated conversation and youre using big girl words and things and your child is soaking it in. So you have to be careful. You dont want to be the one pushing your kid in a stroller and having a conversation. They do take it in. Number two. Unless its an emergency, dont answer the phone when youre in the middle of a real life conversation. It youre talking to a mom friend or kids teacher or something, or your actual child, call the person back. Because it is true, its like call waiting. Remember that . When youre on the phone with somebody and they get a call waiting and they go, oh, ill call you back. You were the one in line. Sometimes if youre waiting for a very important phone call, real friends will understand. But were talking about habitual you get into a habit with this. Someones phone rings and says, no, i wont get that, i want to hear what you have to say. It makes you feel so much better instead of saying just wait a minute. Wlet me take let me take this and ill get back to your less important conversation. However, i have now become that person. I wasnt that way until my kids went off to college. Then its like, im sorry, i keep my phone on in case its my kid. But you always say i hate to do this this is the other time. When youre on the phone with your mom friend and shes like, yeah, exactly stop doing that would you put that down . Half of your conversation is their screaming at their child conversation. Thats just reality. I know. Then hang up i guess and do it. When you get a minute. Then theyll say she hung up on me so you cant win. And no need to give mom details to your non mom friends. The truth is you guys, nobody cares. Nobody cares if youre changing diapers or nobody cares. Youre not the first person who ever had a baby. And when youre talking to someone, dont text. Lets say im on the phone with you and youre talking. Yeah, i can tell when you zone out. Its so i do it without texting sometimes. But doesnt that happen . Sometimes youre in the middle and someones talking and youre like, gosh what time is that thing tonight . Oh, were on tv. This is what hoda does. She goes no, i dont. She zones out on me. I have never had that face ever. Show me your zone out face. Youll see it im sure in a minute or two. Anyway, okay. You know our friend, phil, he runs the New York Times social cues column. Somebody wrote in and said i had a consultation with a psychiatrist recently. After 20 minutes in the middle of a raw story about my family, his cell phone rang. He looked at it and said excuse me, i have to take this. So this guy thought it was an emergency. Right. Do you know what he said . I need to take this call. And he says, yeah, the lentil soup sounds great. Perfect. And hung up. The lentil soup sounds great. The guy says i know it shouldnt, but this bothers me. Yeah, because youre paying a whole lot of money for a guy who doesnt give a rip about your problems. He said should i bring it up next session . No. Call. And there will be no second session. This is what phil does. Hes a much nicer person. He said if you dont, i will. Doctors have a special responsibility to give us their undivided attention. In the midst of sensitive disclosures and we need to trust it. At your next meeting say it upset me that you took a call about lentil soup in the middle of our session. Everyone messes up. But if he doesnt apologize immediately or provide a good this is so much trouble. Too long. Like i say, find yourself another doctor. Get my zone out face right here. There it goes. Heres the thing. Let him know why. People doesnt always agree. I think people should be told exactly why. In a nice, respectful manner. It upset me so much that you did a, b or c, im going to change doctors. Most are cowards. They just change a doctor and dont even tell. Hoda is glazing. I was listening. No, i was. More or less. More about texting . Oh, come on. Another study. Right. That says we spend 81 days a year on email. Now, keep in mind email is ordering things online not me. Emailing friends. Never. Paying bills. No. Guys constantly checking scores. Check for sales. Thats part of bobbies work, though. Thats a lot of days. 81 days . Think how much more life im living than you. I hear everybody complaining about how many emails they get. I dont get one. You know what, its got to be freeing because often you feel guilty about things you havent returned. Emails you havent gotten back to. Think of all the guilt i dont have. Speaking of which, the new sex therapy, i have no guilt over this at all either. Blame it on shades of gray. Im the only one who didnt read it. Sex therapists are different now. This isnt ian turner. Although i bet ian would do it for you. This is weird. Youre supposed to get intimate with your loved one in front of the sex therapist so that the sex therapist can coach you while youre doing it. To tell you what you should be doing to spice it up with toys or this is the Holiday Season and there are children watching. Sorry. I said toys. But some people do it with skype. They do. Or they will be delighted to come to the hotel room with you or to your bedroom. But you know, can i say one thing, if okay. When youre young and youve met someone and you get married or whatever, and you continue having sex the same way, you dont know all the tricks and stuff because no one has like we dont have conversations about that kind of stuff. No people we know do. I mean, b bobbii does but other people dont. Obviously you dont know what you dont know. You know what im saying . Yeah, but most people dont know if theyre happy or not happy in their relationship. I can understand going for couples therapy, but that borders on kinky pervert stuff. Thats just me. I wont judge any of you kinky perverts out there. I think its time for your friday funny. All right. Jacob, age 92, and rebecca, age 89, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding. On the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in and addresses the man behind the counter. Are you the owner . The pharmacist says yes. Were about to get married. Do you sell heart medication . The pharmacist says of course we do. Jacob says how about medicine for circulation . Pharmacist says all kinds. Jacob, medicine for rheumatism . Definitely. What about viagra . Pharmacist says of course. Jacob says memory problems . Arthritis . Jaundice . The pharmacist says yes, a large variety. Theyll work. Jacob says what about vitamins, sleeping pills . Absolutely, jacob. Do you sell wheelchairs and walkers . Pharmacist says all sizes. Finally jacob says to the pharmacist, wed like to register here for our wedding gifts, please. Thats a good one. Its worth waiting for. Yes, it was. You know what its time for . Bobbies buzz. I have ways to spice up your new years eve look in a very pg way. First fire and ice. Each person would put on their own their companions chap stick and then you would kiss to create a chemistry reaction with you new years eve. Dont even look at me. Im glazing over again. Dont even move on, bt. No, i wont be encouraged. The career is not over yet. We have a little time. This may be hotter than madonna and britney. Go on. And so on my eyes, this is all about you can get your little black dress out and do something fun oh, no now, mine is and this isnt kinky or perverted . No, mine is getting a little okay. How about yours . Kiss me. Nothing. Nothing. That was it . Oh, you missed out. That was awesome. Youll still be thinking about me. Okay. So back to the little black dress. Oh, my gosh. Well, theres hair color and these i have to give a shout out to. Please. These are smart pony still holders. It helps you get the exact cinch. Kathy will be a model. And it leaves a little decoration behind. So when you are looking for something easy to do, you just slip it through and then pull like it says and the little charm hangs. I might give up my scrunchy for this. I love this. Bobbie, see you later. Happy new years. It is time to watch the stars shine. You are so crazy. We look back on all the good times weve had with celebrities this year and bobbie thomas. [ male announcer ] alkaseltzer plus presents the cold truth. I have a cold, and i took nyquil, but im still stubbed up. [ male announcer ] truth is, nyquil doesnt unstuff your nose. What . [ male announcer ] it doesnt have a decongestant. No way. [ male announcer ] sorry. Alkaseltzer plus fights your worst cold symptoms plus has a fast acting decongestant to relieve your stuffy nose. [ sighs ] thanks [ male announcer ] youre welcome. Thats the cold truth [ male announcer ] alkaseltzer plus. Oh what a relief it is [ male announcer ] to learn more about the cold truth and save 1 visit alkaseltzer on facebook. Are you a cool mom . Im gonna find out. [ female announcer ] Swiffer Wetjets pads are better than ever. Now they have the scrubbing power of mr. Clean magic eraser so you dont have to get down on your hands and knees to scrub away tough, driedon stains. Hey, do you guys think im momtacular or momtrocious . [ female announcer ] swiffer. Now with the scrubbing power of mr. Clean magic eraser. I dont think so. You forget how many wonderful people have come here. Thanks so much, everybody. Now time to hear from our fans. All couple of them. Sara is warming them up across the street with some questions right after this. Teacf how to play guitar; ran ten miles while knitting myself a sweater; jumped out of a plane. Finally, i became a ping pong master while recording my debut album. How you ask . With 5hour energy. I get hours of energy now no crash later. Wait to see the next five hours. [ male announcer ] how it feels to chew 5 gum. [ air howling ] [ air howling ] peppermint that cools as you chew. Stimulate your senses. 5 gum. Now in micro pack. Sara is hanging out with the crowd across the street. We hope you pulled together some intriguing questions for us. I did. First up we have doris from new jersey. Hi. What new Year Resolution are you going to make that you wont keep . Good, im glad you clarified. Ill tell you, sweets. No. I cant give that up. But thats the one you always make and you dont keep for 20 minutes. The real one i make every year is to get organized. And ill never do it, but im going to try again. I dont want you to because thats half your charm. Lets make that 95 of your charm. That is youre so disorganized. Whats the other . You have a great egyptian never mind. Anything else, sara . Roseanne from florida. Hi. Boxers or briefs . Boxers. Nothing at all, baby. Oh, lord. Unless youre Anderson Cooper and i insist you wear them with your jeans. Either one. From frank is a boxer guy. Would you rather date al or matt . That is so unkind. That is setting us up for disaster. They are both happily married and wed never do such a thing. But if they were but willie geist. Yeah, he needs to be in that mix. Hes also happily married. But anderson never mind. Thank you, sara. All right. From the hilarious to the ridiculous, you never know whats going to come out of our mouths. Well take a look back at a full year. And the laughs dont stop. We pulled together the years funniest moments. How is that even possible. Well show you how to spice up new years eve. All of that is coming up if you can stand it. 2 were back with todays beauty, break through products of the year. Every year hundreds make their debut. But which are really worth trying. Grace is here with the best picks. You combed them all and wh whittled them down to just a few . There are over 8,000 products launched every single year. The only new thing with most of them is just the marketing. So weve brought products that have new technology. Bare minerals are legendary for their mineral foundation. And its so clean and good for your skin. Yes. They finally put it together in a compact because usually its loose. This is a full coverage foundation. This is a foundation, not a powder . Yes. And it gives you full coverage. You put it on with a brush. This is great for moms. It doesnt look like it would give you that much coverage but it does. A long way to go. Lets get along. This is the celebrity loved line. They love this for the red carpet. Are pawn knee armani this is maestro fusion foundation. Check this out. It has a pigment fusion to it. Its almost like a dry oil. So you dont feel it on your face. Look at the veins in my hand. Close up, please. Acne is a big problem. Not for us, but go on. When you have it, you feel like it defines you. So sad. And this is zappers. And this is the first one that prevents acne, as well. This is a light and heat. And its vibrating, too. You probably can feel that a little bit. Oh, yeah. Bringing the bacteria to the surface. And that kills it. So you can use this preventatively. What are you stopping for . Okay. So thats twice a day. It doesnt feel like its doing anything but you got to trust that its working. Is this pricey . This is pricey. 195. But if you break out in the same area every time of the month just use it. Is it circulation thats causing it . I mean the actual its the heat and the light. Okay. This a big brand right now on movie sets, tv sets. Everybody on the voice is using this. And its like photoshop for the face. The face, it goes on, celebrities can using it on their chests, the back of hands. It has soft pigments that goes in to the lines, the wrinkle, fills them and blurs imfictions. Imfictions. They also have an eye version. So this serum goes in to the qtip. And this has ginseng in it so it tightens and lifts you up. It lasts for about four hours. So a little like cinderella. Why siberian, you know . Because it lifts you up. But everybody is in the gulag. This is the way my brain works if youre in siberia, who is looking at your face. I want to know about the mascara. Anastashia. This is lash genius. The first waterproof top coat. You can put this over any mascara to make it waterproof. Keeps it very creamy. You can use any regular mascara. Lancome, if you have puffy eyes hoda does. Im over this segment. Oh, i like it. You can massage it under the eyes. It breaks up fluid retention to break the puffiness. Its awesome stuff. And its stainless steel so its going to stay hygienic. And of course nail stickers were a big trend this year. This is kiss. I was going to say for children. Look. Dont you like that . We thought they were for youngsters. Well, young girls can have a lot of fun with it. You can get it in the drug store for 6. 99. You peel them off . What do you do . Theyre stickers so you can stick them right on stickers for adults. Grace, youre a sweetheart. Its how we get this Party Started every day. All the fun we had all year long right after this. [ male announcer ] this is sheldon, whose long dy setting up the news starts with arthritis pain and a choice. Take tylenol or take aleve, the 1 recommended pain reliever by orthopedic doctors. Just two aleve can keep pain away all day. Back to the news. Just two aleve can keep pain away all day. I played a round of golf. Id in the last five hours . Then i read a book while teaching myself how to play guitar; ran ten miles while knitting myself a sweater; jumped out of a plane. Finally, i became a ping pong master while recording my debut album. How you ask . With 5hour energy. I get hours of energy now no crash later. Wait to see the next five hours. Every day we start off our show by talking to each other. And sometimes it gets very personal. But any way, it can get a little silly as it sometimes does, but its always a lot of fun. Lets take a look. Hi, everybody. Beginning of the week. Its fun day monday. Booze day tuesday. Wines day wednesday. Thirsty thursday. Try day friday. We made it. This is not good. Its never good when the show starts off like this. Whats in our show today . Seriously, i have no idea. This is called blind faith. What would happen if you or i showed up 45 minutes late for our work here . The show would be better. If you write down everything you put in your mouth, imagine what it looks like. Everything . What am i in for . How much time am i doing in the slammer. The average erect male is a sharpy. Not where i come from. That baby wouldnt even come out to play if you know what i mean. You go through menopause and youll have big ones. Big ugly unsightly ones that there is no room in the bathtub for. Hoda, have you ever what . Had a one night . Never. Good. No, i havent. Im just trying to figure out if im lying. Were starting there. I like it. Because Kathie Lee Giffords musical is going to broadway. Go to scandalous on broadway. Com, baby. My play list. Ready . Here we go. Hoda, please put boyfriend on your play list. Oh, i like it. If you were my boyfriend, id be arrested. Theres no, hey, goofy goofy. None of that stuff. Nobodys going to call the popo. At closer than ever. Maria can continue grunting. You see what im saying . How do we do it, hoda, day after day . Boom, just like that. How about regis. Hes out of control. Time for favorite things. Something out there called a hoda barbie. Look mommy i have a hoda barbie. Time for kathie lees friday funny. A woman was nursing her baby seriously, is it over . This is the worst chat weve ever had. It is. Kathie