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WTVT Fox 13 News November 25, 2016

Downthefield passes, he is a big guy and a great strider and running well, and so he is going to have to mix it up and some he some double moves, some slant and goes. And Russell Wilson on the offensive side of the ball . Phenomenal. He has led his team to two straight victories, against the how well is he playing at this point in the season compared to years past . He is one of the best in the league right now. This guy is on a pro bowl level, and he is doing a great job of not throwing intersections. He has only throw two this season. And source tha of course thag up this sunday, along with ricky and i. Preview, and then the Network Takes over after that at 11 00, and later on the seahawks and bucs take the field at rayj at 4 05, its going to be a great time. Thanks, and before we go, why not start celebrating christmas . The wonderland of lights opened tonight in east brandon. Crews worked hard to transform the pole. It runs about a mile long and once you are are done you and your family can stop by the Christmas Village to meet santa himself. The news keeps going on line, at fox13news. Com and our news app on your phone. Money, power, and politics is next, and the news starts you a great night and a happy this season, unwrap disney magic. Where smiles have no limit. And wonder fills the air. Where joy is the reason for it all. And everything is better together. Come share it all. At Walt Disney World resort. Where holiday magic is endless. Feel the magic again and again. Z24zxz z12fz y24zxy y12fy [singing] money, power politics 50th Anniversary Special. Starring Craig Patrick, merissa lynn, Charley Belcher, bae arthur, diane carol and the jefferson starship. Now heres craig. [clapping] happy 50th. Look at that. Okay. Thank you, char leechlt our 50th. Here we are. So glad to be here. But arent you kind of sitting a little high its talk show. This is how we do it. Im feeling nostalgic. We have a lot of things lined up. A lot of clips. Youve been with us since the start. I takes us back to 1953. Remember the guessing game you used to do to figure out who they are . Yeah. What do you make of the state of Politics Today . Could you imagine trump versus sit fun to watch . Yeah. Mmm. Are you Ronald Reagan . Ronald reagan. [clapping] there you go. You nailed it. I couldnt have done it. You scored the big interview. Remember the big one in 1974 . That one. That one. The big one. That one. We made news on that. I have never been a quitter. How will you spend the remanlder of your second term . Sgli must put america first. To continue to fight through the months ahead for my personal vindication. You do realize we have the missing tapes and deep throat will join us tomorrow night. Therefore i shall resign the presidency effecttive at noon tomorrow. Wow that was a big one. Charley was directing that night. Remember how he left . I remember when he left the studio. Goodbye, craig. Its been real. Historic. He seemed miffed that night. He was a little off. But weve had worse. Remember the one with Vice President bush. Theres a back story. It was the night before in the heerer sal. I was supposed to meet him and walked offset for seven minutes. Kept him waiting. Hermed that one. Show that tlip from the 80s. Mr. Vice president , dan quail, really . Everybody admitted mistake. Ive admitted mistake. I thought this was a news program. What does that say about your judgment . How would you like it if i judge your career by the seven minutes when you walked off the set. Craig, you looked different styles change. You havent changed a bit since 1953. What are you talking about 1953 . We just showed it on the 50th Anniversary Special. The whole thing with you and musky came in. 50th anniversary. Thats not right. Same difference. No. Theyre not guilty the same difference. Theyre opposite. We shot the pilot last year. Pilot. That means its the 51st episode. 50 plus one. 51. Not a 50th anniversary. Charley, what say you . Its a 50th Anniversary Special if ive ever seen one what else should we show . If you want to be nostalgic pick up the dean martin lets do it. Donald trump likes to sue people. He should sue whoever did that to his face. I call him little marco. Hes nice though. Hes like six two, which is why i dont understand why his lands are the size of someone who is five two. You know what they say about men with small hands. I guarantee you theres no problem. I guarantee it. . . Some roast. Never overcooked. Always served perfectly. I love roast. Wait. What was your question . I used to do impressions. You still do impressions of those guys. Take a look. Let me say my firm belief. We choose to do the other things. Not because they are easy but because they are hard. Aggress is defeated and the war is over. [clapping] as i said, good night, god ble america. Thats the job of the side kick to tell you youre doing a great impression even if youre not. Thank you, charley. Remember when the nfl asked us to host the draft this year. That was awesome. I really like clevelands pick. With the 8. Weve got darren. Yeah. Lets try that one more time. Try to say that with a straight face. With the 8th pick, the yeltzen. . . Yes. See, charley likes the pick. It was a good pick. My favorite was tampa bays pick. With the ninth pick, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers select. Jeb bush. [cheering] [singing] merissa, i didnt see that one coming. Lets see a show of hands. Who thinks that was a weird thats what i thought. Especial laf somebody hacked his twitter page and posted this unflattering picture. It looks as if he was smoking something. We had jeb bush on our show a couple of times. Remember when you tried his hand at stand up comedy its cooler to do it diagonally rather than straight up. And its better to do it higher than lower because you look skinnier. Crowd. Remember when you read the fake story to all those kids. We do that every week. Mr. Ted said to the world. What did he sna the whole world son fire. The world is on fire . Yes. Your world son fire. He said the world is a beautiful place and he loves kids very much. Do kids love him . Yeah. Well, if were going through the old stuff what about the civil war series . We had a seven part. What would happen if ken burns made a documentary on 2016. Regrouped to the stronghold of wisconsin and blasted the trumps as they crossed the border. Establishment preaches and talk show hosts unite. For today and forever our battle never trump. Never trump. Never trump. Trumps loss in wisconsin gave the resistance false home. They charged in gettysburg and never came home. We cant forget about new segments too. Like political squares. Do you have any other political jokes . I dont approve of political jokes. Ive seen to tao many of them get elected thats funny vanessa. Ooh your water off. And youre the bottom right square. But didnt you get your own show after that . This is judge merissa. Yeah. We run that one on tuesday nights. Tuesday night. Mr. Patrick, which side does your show take. No side. Were equal opportunity harasser. What is wrong with you . No. Thats figure of speech. Both sides. Enough with the cliches. He has a loft those. Youre a fair judge no matter what donald trump says . Ooh. Yeah. And charley likes that you know hell like this. I like that. We always of when charley read yours email. So many clips. I dont know where to start. Hello, this the craig. Mr. Trump, ill be right there. Wow he gets the coolest phone calls. Look at that. He left his email up. Craig is a pretty busy guy. Ill help him. Ill help him return his emails. Wait, mr. Trump. Mr. Trump. These idiots on television. Hes watching the Charley Belcher but he wasnt happy about it. What belcher bit the one on tv now. Whats he doing . Making fun of you. Youre fired. One more. Looking at those makes me want go through our mail. Lets do it. Send it to Charley Belcher. Coming up. Charley reads my mail. Well take you inside the radio show with very special guests. Everybody love yous and so do i. Hello money, power politics audience. Charley belcher here in the fox 13 mail room. Yes. Apparently i did such a good job answering Craig Patricks mail, now im in charge of delivering all of the mail here at fox 13. Thats okay. Im fine with that. Besides it gives me an tount me. Sadly, nobody is talking about me. Not yet, at least. All right. I also have some mail i printed out from the mpp mail bag at yahoo. Com. We appreciate you guys responding to our request for emails. Here we go. This is good. I love these kind of emails because ive got two here to read you that are quite interesting. Francis says, watch youing lately you sure are a right but liberal bias. Time to start being fair and balanced. Mike, francis. Well keep on trying. I dont know who some of these people are. Hey. Rus russell, i have some your mail. Im delivering now because i do such a good job on money, power politics they want me to. Maybe ill be the department. Have a good day. Karissa says, this is in reference to the debate with judge merissa on whether you have a right to be stumd. Everyone has a right to be stupid. Even the lek to rat. However we should hope enough chooses the least stupid of represe representatives. Yes, we should hope so. Lets see. Shannon says, i agree. It can be fun to be stupid. Politics. We appreciate the stupidity. For you, sir. All right. One last email. Jill mcguire from riverview says. Watched your Anniversary Show. One of the funniest things weve seen. I peed my pants. What . Jill, oh, my goodness. I need to talk to Craig Patrick about this. Like a good neighbor, Craig Patrick is here. Im leer to grant you your wish. I love how that works. Im here. We goot problem. Weve got a problem. By the way, what about the wishes . Im not going to grant that wish. Flot the one you were saying before the break. Okay. Jill mcguire from riverview loves the show but look. Sorry. I didnt mean nar to happen. No. We cant have that. Incontinence is not funny. If this happened do you send us an email. No. Dont send an email. We dont want to hear about it. No. Thats terrible. Theres nothing funny about ruining a fine pair of pants. Hope its not ruined. Should you pay the dry cleaning bill . Well, no. Ok. We should not. I apologize, jill. We did not mean for you to ruin good clothes. If it was craig that did it, on behalf of craig i would like to apologize. Charley or merissa. If it was a commercial thats fine. You know, candidates will sometimes, i guess, theyll make a joke and it gets big laughs like this maybe. Do candidates make jokes on the one time he asked far full length mir rofrment i dont know why. The podium goes up to here. He wanted a full length mirror. Maybe to smak sure her pants werent wet. I wanted to bring this to your attention. Were here to serve and entertain. But for goodness sake, we dont want people ruining good clothes. Maybe we should show people how to find it on youtube to wacht. Sure. Lets ruin pants all across the tampa bay area. Go to y ware or maybe not. Or maybe. Yeah. Youll get the wish. Okay. Yeah. I wish you would go back to the set now. Ill head back. There you go. My next swish for you to keep emails coming. Mpp mail bag at yahoo. Com. Keep watching us on tv fox 13. Find the shows on youtube that i have air here and be careful of your dry cleaning. Does he work here still . Coming up. A weird night on our radio show. What did you want to say . Good riddens. Youre not a sure, you could buy this. But why miss out on this . Its baking season. Warm up with pillsbury. At progresso, we are now using 100 antibiotic and hormonefree white breast meat chicken in all our chicken soups dont miss our black friday specials, at havertys furniture. Big savings in store only. This friday, eight am to eleven am. Plus, win up to 250 off your total purchase. And get thirtysix month, nointerest financing. Black friday specials, while supplies last. Friday, three hours only. With havertys, your home can be perfect, even when life isnt. Dont miss our black friday specials at havertys. Time for political sports talk with Craig Patrick and merissa lynn. Welcome to another round lets go to William Jefferson blithe online one. Youre on the air. I love women. That sounds an awful lot like bill clinton. My mother named me William Jefferson blithe ii. Can we call you bill. Do it. What if we called you bubba . Shut up. What did you call sflr advice. Whats wrong . I screwed up anymy car. What happened . Im stuck . A ditch. Don onl i dont know what you heard but clinton is stuck in a ditch. I understand. Can you pick him up . No. Do it. No. I got whacked. Theres something wrong with you. Youre not very good. This is getting out overhand. Lets bring in george online three. Im george w. Bush. How do we know thats him . Say something only george w. Bush would say. Too many obgyn is arent able to mrakt their love with women across the country. This is merissa. Everybody love yous and so do i. Thank you. Wait a minute, he called with a message for don. What did you want to a . Good riddens. Youre not a nice person. Shut up. Let me say something. George can you endorse don so he can help bill . Im absolutely adamantly opposed to that. Youre not very good i find it interesting that when the heat got on you dug yourself a hole. Id bill hasnt donald trump already given you enough help with the politically damaging things he said this summer . Until the end to have summer i hasnt thought i was coming back. What about the emails . Part of a larger pattern of errors. Dont do it again. Okay. So clinton drove into a difrp. Trumps Office Script and bush wont help. Where do we go from here . Howard online four take us down the path not only are we going to mn north dakota and new mexico and were going to california and texas and new york and were going to south dakota and oregon and washington and michigan. [cheering] and then wooir going washington, d. C. To take back the white house. Yeah what better way to send it off than yeah. Yeah higher. Yeah well see you next week. Coming up. A special send off for our my hero zero by lemonheads zero really can be a hero. Get zero down, zero deposit, zero due at signing, volkswagen models. This black friday at the volkswagen sign then drive event. So please subscribe to our youtube channel. Craig patrick money, power politics for more parody and political satire segments. Tnight we leave you with Charley Belcher celebrating the money, power politics Anniversary Show as only he can. Wait. I got to thats good thing i got another bag of confetti. . Dish nation . . Hey, welcome to dish nation. And more importantly, happy thanksgiving, everyone. Gobble, gobble. We got a great show for you today. You know why . Because you, dish nation. We know one of the biggest thanksgiving traditions out there is going to the theater with your family. Right . So were going to kick things off by letting you know what your options are this weekend. All right. Okay. Lets kick it off with bad santa. I know it may be thanksgiving but it is time to get ready for bad santa 2 because christmas is right around the corner. I loved the first one. Youre going to love the second one, jenna. You are standing on my spot. Thats funny, i dont see

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