Transcripts For WCAU The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon

WCAU The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon December 12, 2017

Metro boomin, and featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 787, puerto rico steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, my goodness fantastic. Hot crowd here tonight. Hot crowd here at the tonight show. Welcome, everybody, welcome to the tonight show [ cheers and applause ] heres what people are talking about. Did you guys see this . The New York Times says that each day President Trump watches eight hours of tv and drinks 12 diet cokes. [ laughter ] sounds less like the president , more like a college kid who just got home for winter break. [ cheers and applause ] can i have another one, ma . [ laughter ] can i watch riverdale, mom . No. [ laughter ] 12 diet cokes a day, and depending on how many hes had, it really changes trumps behavior. Here, ill show you what i mean. Watch this. Thank you very much. Thank you. Sit down, please. Beautiful hats. Hey look, im president. [ laughter ] i dont care. Being president gives you great power, right . Dont ask me questions like that. Youre not a very good reporter doing that. Bye go home to mommy. Go home to mommy. No, get those lights off. Off turn them off, theyre too theyre too bright. Turn off the lights. [ laughter ] the American Dream is dead. Period, cut, bing, bing, bong, and dat. Hello. And god bless the united shtates. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy the 12 the 12 diet cokes of christmas. The united shtates. The united shtates. Oh, the best. People are still talking about the speech trump made last week where he had some trouble talking. We just showed it, so i the united shtates. Jimmy come on. [ laughter ] the white house says it was due to dry mouth. Dry mouth . Steve yeah, sure. Jimmy but whatever it was, it didnt stop trump from working over the weekend. He still recorded a robo call for Alabama Senate candidate roy moore. Listen to this. This is preshident donald trump. [ laughter ] and im ashking alabamans to shtop what youre doing this tueshday and vote for superb shenate candidate roy moore. Hesh not a moleshter. Hesh your next shenator, and hesh going to ride a horshe to the pollsh. Horshe. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy ride a horse . Horse. Steve a horse to the polls . Jimmy hes gonna ride a a horse to the polls. A lot of people are excited for this. The Movie Star Wars the last jedi comes out this week. [ cheers and applause ] steve yeah jimmy im excited. So naturally theres only one thing to do, edit all of the star wars characters to sing hansons classic song mmmbop. Check this out. Mmmbop ba duba dop ba du bop ba duba dop ba du bop ba duba dop ba du mmmbop ba duba dop ba du bop ba du dop ba du bop ba du dop ba du or do not. Jimmy there you go. Do or do not. [ cheers and applause ] get this, you guys. A family in florida took their elf on the shelf to the er after their dog tore it apart. [ light laughter ] and doctors were able to save it. While the guy in the next room was like, dont worry my broken leg will just fix itself. Im okay [ applause ] you take care of that elf. That elf doll. Im fine, ill take my own appendix out. Thats okay. Dont worry about me. [ light laughter ] take care of the elf over there. And finally, im very excited about this. Another season of the bachelor is coming up. [ cheers and applause ] yeah. I heard that there are four contestants named lauren. [ laughter ] everyone had a good laugh, even the eight contestants named ashley. [ laughter ] we have a great show tonight. Give it up for the roots, everybody [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh man. Looks beautiful you look great. Looks beautiful here. Steve i know, for Christmas Jimmy yeah. Welcome, everybody. I want to give a quick shout out to the nypd, the fire department, port authority, police. They keep the city safe. They keep the city moving. Theyre the best in the world. Thank you guys very, very much. Steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy; amazing. Steve best city in the world. Jimmy guys, it is monday. Were so excited to be back. We have a fun week of shows ahead. Annette benning will be here. Steve oh Jimmy Michael shannon will be here. Kevin hart will be here [ cheers and applause ] steve yeah jimmy Benicio Del Toro will all be joining us. Plus, performances from sza, hailee steinfeld, and michael mcdonald. Its a big week. [ applause ] and also, tomorrow, mark your calendars, because if youre a a fan of the show riverdale, and a fan of charlie brown, be sure to tune in to our show. Because we have Something Special planned. Steve ooh. Jimmy thats gonna be fun. Thats tomorrow night. But first, we have a great show tonight. From the new movie the greatest showman, which just received three golden globe nominations, zendaya is on the show, everybody. Steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy plus, this guys one of my favorite actors. Star of the new play harry clarke, billy crudup is here. Steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i love that dude. Zendaya, billy, and i are facing off in charades tonight. You dont want to miss it. [ cheers and applause ] im bringing it. Its me and zendaya. I i dont know. Thats not my best game. Oh, wait. Charades im pretty good at. Steve youre pretty good. Jimmy oh, pictionary im bad at. Steve no, youre very bad at pictionary. Jimmy im terrible at pictionary. [ light laughter ] steve oh, look at jimmy i know. Tariq, am i playing with you tonight . Tariq uh, yeah. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah. But were not on the same team, are we . Tariq nope. Jimmy no. [ laughter ] steve that sounds shady jimmy because you won last time, youre so happy about that. Tariq yeah. Jimmy yeah, yeah, yeah. [ laughter ] guys, we have new music tonight from big sean and metro boomin. [ cheers and applause ] big sean. Thats our dude. The album is double or nothing right there. Guys, we have exactly ten shows left before we go on christmas break, which means its time for that beloved tonight show tradition. Its time for 12 days of christmas sweaters [ cheers and applause ] 12 days of christmas sweaters ten days left [ cheers and applause ] jimmy that is right. Every show between now and christmas, well be giving one lucky audience member an amazing christmas sweater from the countdown to christmas cabinet. [ cheers and applause ] now, since there are ten shows left, lets open door number ten. [ drum roll ] [ cheers ] ooh, wow. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers ] thats a party. That is a party right there. That is a very warm, inviting party. Now lets see who is going home with tonights sweater. [ cheers ] everyone, look at your seat number. If i call your number, i need you to jump up, let me know where you are. Quest, can i get a drum roll please . [ drum roll ] who wants me to pick their number . This is a good one [ cheers and applause ] 239. [ cheers and applause ] hey how are you . Hi hold that. There you go. Hi. Ill stand up next to you over here. How are you doing . Im good. How are you . Jimmy whats your name, and where are you from . My names megan, and im from allen, texas. Jimmy this is fantastic. [ cheers and applause ] there are nights where it gets cold in allen, texas. Right, yeah . It gets a little chilly. A little bit. Jimmy beautiful. Just a little bit. Its pretty interesting. You almost have you have a a similar [ laughter ] not saying its bad, but you have this is this is meant for you. Definitely. Jimmy this is unbelievable. Do want to try to do you want to try it on . Sure. Jimmy i think youre going to love it. I think youre going to love it. [ cheers and applause ] its subtle, its great. This is going to be fantastic. Already, i can tell. Already i can tell, it looks great already. Oh, my god. Look at this. [ cheers and applause ] look at that oh, my goodness. Is that amazing . Is that unbelievable . Thanks again to our lucky audience member. We are playing charades when we come back. Stick around, everybody. It looks great [ cheers and applause ] music playing miim alive and have a second chance. James im thankful for the help and the opportunity that i received. Darlene im thankful to be able to help people in crisis. Vanessa im thankful that addiction is treatable, and that help is available. Christie new jersey is experiencing a heroin epidemic fueled by opioid painkillers. But if you or someone you love is struggling with addiction, i want you to know we are here for you. This holiday season, choose help. Call 844 reach nj or visit reachnj. Gov. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome back to the tonight show, everybody tariq and i are about to play a a game of charades. My partner tonight stars in the new movie the greatest showman which is in theaters on december 20th. Please welcome zendaya, everybody [ cheers and applause ] jimmy partner. Whats up. Jimmy partner, were going to do it. Were going to make this happen. Im ready. Jimmy tariqs partner is a a very, very talented actor, as well, with a new play called harry clarke. It is billy crudup, everybody [ cheers and applause ] game face. Jimmy yeah, i know. Hes got a game face, game face. All right, guys, you all know how to play charades. Each player gets a turn giving silent clues to their teammate. 30 seconds on the clock per turn. Well do four rounds. And then the fifth round is a a charades showdown. Both teams give the same clue at the same time. Zendaya, why dont you start us off tonight . Oh, no pressure. Okay. Jimmy yeah, no pressure at all, yeah. Billy, you and tariq will sit here on team billy and im team jimmy, so. Im right here . Jimmy yeah, yeah. There you go, yeah. Okay. Jimmy and whatever, you guys want to help give a a number . [ audience yelling ] can i go three . Jimmy all right, yeah. Lucky number. Okay. Jimmy three, lucky number. Here we go. We can do this. Okay, okay, okay. Jimmy okay. Oh, you can put it in that little thing. Yeah, here we go. Its a song. Okay. Jimmy three, four, five words. Oh, boy. First word, the. No, i. I will always love you. [ laughter ] i see. No look. I see through you. I ooh. I picture oh, i glare. [ laughter ] i stare. I stab [ laughter ] i slaughter. I ripped. Chainsaw. I saw mommy kissing santa claus [ cheers and applause ] jimmy that is good. That is good. That is how you do it right there. Get ready, man. Tariq i know. Jimmy get ready. I can see, youre intimidated. Youre intimidated, man, i can tell youre intimidated. Yeah, because i can see your ppppoker face. All right, lets go. [ laughter ] come on. Youre up, buddy. Good luck. It is just focus, jimmy, its just focus. Thats all it is. Jimmy i know what it is. Yeah. Lucky number . One. Oh, one. Jimmy wow. Wow, wow, wow. Focus. Right. Jimmy he is he is focused. Hes a focused individual. Okay. He looks he looks concerned. [ light laughter ] but now hes just but no, look at him, right. Jimmy yeah, hes looking more confident. Tariq its a movie. Three words. The third word. Song. [ laughter ] sing. I want to sing. Im singing, im singing in the rain. I okay, second word. [ laughter ] oh, ring. The wedding singer. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy you know what im saying. You dont be that calm where youre like, oh, the wedding singer. And then you go, bbbbow [ laughter ] thats just billy, well done. Thats very good. Jimmy all right. All right. All right. We can do this, pal, we got this. Okay. Jimmy all right. [ cheers ] that took them that took them way too long. All right, give me a number, guys. [ audience yelling ] ah [ laughter ] gosh. Thats never good. Thats jimmy yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, okay, okay. Okay. Jimmy okay, okay, okay. Okay. Jimmy okay. Okay. [ laughter ] jimmy this is great. You know, were all fine with you starting. [ laughter ] jimmy this is fantastic. This is just im so excited about this. And thank you so much for coming over. [ laughter ] okay, are you ready for this . Ready. Okay. Its a movie. Okay, two words. First word. Baby. Second word. Baby driver. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy wow. [ talking over each other ] you scared me. You scared me. Jimmy i know, i know but that was good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Tariq where we at . Where we at . [ audience yelling ] jimmy talking about the movie and i go, oh, its baby driver. tariq numero four. Jimmy all right, four. Fever pitch. Jimmy oh, my god. [ laughter ] jimmy this is ridiculous. Taxi. One word. [ laughter ] zombie. Monster. Jimmy yeah, the movie frankenstein. Jimmy the famous movie zombie. Dracula. Jimmy the famous movie zombie. Youre flying. [ light laughter ] are you flying . One word. Jimmy yeah, its only one word, so youre you are flying is three words. You are flying. Uh [ laughter ] jimmy very very close. Um jimmy its one word, though, billy. Thats the only problem. [ laughter ] yeah, thats the issue here. Jimmy yeah, you are flying is good [ laughter ] lift. [ laughter ] lifting. Uplift. Uh curve. [ laughter ] [ buzzer ] jimmy ready . Lets do that that again. Just do [ talking over each other ] i was going to get behind you and go all my love [ laughter ] hes making pottery. He was making pottery. Yeah. [ talking over each other ] no, thank god you were making pottery. [ laughter ] jimmy thats got to i just got i just got i went to a different place. Jimmy no, its okay. [ talking over each other ] i blew that one. Jimmy zendaya, you guys both give the clue at the same time and whoever partner gets this first wins a million points and wins the whole game. [ laughter ] so the pressures on. So anyone could win this. It could have been taxi, though. Or or [ talking over each other ] jimmy two words. Taxi. I was thinking baby jimmy and fever pitch. Thank you, billy, for yeah. Im trying to think of some of your other movies. [ laughter ] [ audience oohs ] i dont know. Jimmy oh, my gosh. What number . [ audience yelling ] seven. Seven. [ cheers ] jimmy oh, no, why did my partner just putting a little thought into this one. Yeah, billy, you seem ready to go. Im trying to think how im going to do this. Jimmy you ready . Okay. All right, here we go. Tariq song. Jimmy song, yep. Tariq two words. Jimmy two words. Tariq first word. Shark. Jimmy first word. Shark attack. Chomp. Bite. Eat you. Tariq dragon. Jimmy crocodile. Tariq crocodile tears. Crocodile. Jimmy croc crocodile rock. [ cheers and applause ] [ talking over each other ] he has it yeah, we got it yo, thats how to do it right there. Zendaya, right there. The champ. [ cheers and applause ] billy crudup. Tariq trotter, right there. Were talking to zendaya after the break. Stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] lets get the big guy in place. The ford year end sales event is here. I can guide you in. No, thanks , santa. I got this. Santa uh, it looks a little tight. Perfect fit. Santa needs an f150. Thats ford, americas best selling brand. Hurry in today for 0 financing for 72 months across the full line up of ford cars, trucks and suvs. For a limited time, get an additional 1,000 cash back on top of 0 financing for 72 months. Get these exclusive offers during the ford year end sales event. Get these exclusive offers toasting dad im not one but heres to. To many more years of friendship. And feasts crowd [laughing, cheering] to presents a mi familia que lo es todo. To being right here, right now, with you. Sfx dog bark. And you. Toasting dad i guess what im trying to say is, heres to family. Were proud to bring your family amazing value every day. T. J. Maxx. Marshalls. Homegoods. Family is the greatest gift. Laying guitar got anything new . Yeah. About a small business. So you wanna grow your little movin company. discordant strumming i like it, but what if, uh. to nationwide jingle grow your moving company. I think maybe it oughtta be more like a song than a a jingle. Okay. Yeah, well, do it your way. Of course, people seem to like it. They talk about it all the time. nationwide jingle . They tweet about it, speak to me in jingle tone 24 7. But yeah, yeah, i think a song makes sense. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our first guest is a a very talented actress who starred in the giant summer movie, spiderman homecoming. Next week, you can see her alongside hugh jackman and zac efron in the new movie, the greatest showman, which is in theaters december 20th. Everyone please welcome zendaya [ cheers and applause ] jimmy are you thank you coming back. Are you so happy that we won . I know. Jimmy isnt it great . We won. Jimmy i know. Im in a good mood now. This is fantastic. Yeah, im very competitive. Jimmy yeah, me too. Pal, i love you. I was talking to you back stage. You made me laugh cause i was saying, this is a giant movie that youre in. And spiderman and now this just got nominated for three Golden Globes, and yeah, exactly. Give it up. [ cheers and applause ] the greatest showman. I said, you are a movie star and you go, yeah, i just dont think that, you know sometimes i dont feel that you walk like a movie star. And i go, what are you talking about . Yeah. Well i have jimmy well, you just came out tonight. That was perfect. Thats how a movie star walks out. See, i know how to walk. I have its like a different persona, you know, that comes on when im on stage. Like i know how to walk in heels, and you know, i know how to do that, but in my daytoday life, me and my dad walk the same. [ laughter ] jimmy okay. Which is not necessarily a a great thing. Jimmy no. We call it the coleman trudge. And its kind of i mean, i cant really do it in heels. cause its not as ugly. But my daytoday walk is more like this. [ laughter ] jimmy thats your day to day walk . This is my day to day walk. Jimmy yeah, and how is it on the red carpet . Right . And then this is my red carpet walk. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy the trudge, is it . Yeah. Yeah. Jimmy youre just kinda trudging through. Oh, see now i get it. Im set. I want to yeah talk about this. How did you end up in a a bruno mars video . Because i okay, well if anybody saw the lip sync battle, i impersonated bruno for my lip sync battle. And it was fun. And i also did a pretty good job at taking on his, you know, his swag and what not. And apparently he saw that, and i guess that in his mind, like apparently he thought sexy girl in video from that. I dont know the correlation there. [ laughter ] jimmy well, yeah. Maybe that, but either way, he called you up. But he called me. I got a text. And hes like, hey, this is bruno, can i call you . And i was like, sure, yeah. [ laughter ] absolutely. And so he calls, and he was like hey, you know i was doing this video, and i really want you in person. I was like, man, like why . Why me . From that video, like how does that strike gracefully to you . But it was awesome. It was really cool. He was so fun. And it was a good day. Jimmy hes a talented guy. So talented. Jimmy well i have a picture of you two cut sidebyside, one from one is you and one is bruno. See if you can tell the difference. I dont even know. [ laughter ] if you can tell the difference. Its just fantastic. [ cheers and applause ] thats not bad. Thats not bad. And here you are, also not only are you in music videos, but you are also doing the greatest showman. Hugh jackman is one of the best, nicest dudes ever, and a a great, great actor. Ever. Jimmy you knocked it out of the park in this one pal. Thank you, man, i appreciate it. Jimmy youre fantastic. Thanks. Jimmy tell everyone who you play. I play this character, her name is anne wheeler. Shes a trapeze artist,

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