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[ cheers and applause ] seth amber ruffin, everybody [ cheers a] moving on, more Sexual Assault allegations have rocked congreand the News Business as allegations surfaced against some of the biggest names in those industries. Meanwhile, President Trump broke his silence on Alabama Senate candidate roy moore, coming out in support of an accused sexual predator. For more on this, its time for a closer look. [ cheers and applause ] seth for almost two weeks, trump has faced repeated questions about his position on moore, and for two weeks trump to avoid answer for example, yesterday he ignored shouted questions from reporters about moore, and that for the thanksgiving holiday he had plans to get out of ther. I just want to wishsgivinss in flor were going to florida. Seth only trump could get were going to be working very hard and were going to florida in the same sentence. Maybe trump thinks heom 140 characters to 280. [ applause ] my workload [ applause ] [ laughter ]s i have to type tax cuts and maga in the same tweet. So now for two weeks, since the news about moore first broke, we have been waiting to find out ifleast a avow a man accused of preying on teenaged girls. Day we found out that th flock together. We dont need a liberal person in there, a democrat. Is an accushild molester better than a democrat . Is an accused child molester better than a democrat . Look he denies it. I mean, if you look at what is really going on, and you look at all the things that have happened over the last 48 hours, he totally denies it. He says it didnt happen. Seth and in fairness, to trump, who are you going to believe . Nine women who dont know each s ha been corroborated by dozens of independent sources, or a guy who looks like the marlboro mans deadbeat dad . [ cheers and applause ] ive got to run out for cigarettes. But i am cigarettes [ laughter ] one of the most revealing parts came when trump denounced moores democratic rival, doug jones, a lifelong prosecutor who convicted the kkk members responsible for the Birmingham Church bombing that killed four jones. Ive looked at his record. Its terrible on crime. I could tell you for a fact, we do not need somebody thats going to be bad on crime. But i can tell you, you dont need somebody who is soft on crime like jones. Seth hes soft on crime . Youre child molester over a guy who prosecuted the kkk. Doh. [ cheers and applause ] and trump, of course, is not alone. Hes not alone in backing moore, who has been accused of Sexual Assault by nine women, several of whom were teenagers at the time. Yesterdaunselor vote for moore to help pass gop tax cuts. And an advis super pac, katie walsh, a former white house official, made a similar argument. Listen as she tries to have it both ways on moore. The allegations against, you know, judge moore are deeply troubling. And i believe he should step aside if there is any truth to them at all. But the reality is, kellyanne is right, that we need the votes to pass tax reform. And so where the president is on this believe and Sarah Sanders has been vocal on this, which is its up to the people of alabama. I think, you know, theyll make weeks here. Seth so there position is literally roy moore should step aside, but if he doesnt, you should vote for him. Thats going to make their pro moore tv ads very awkward. Who is roy moore . The New York Times says four more women have accused roy moore of misconduct. And the the new yorker reports moore was banned from the gadsden mall. And more than 20 republicans have called for roy moore to but if he doesnt, you should give corporations a giant tax cut roy moore. He should step aside. But if he doesnt, you know, make him a senator, okay . Chicken [ bl ]. 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[ cheers seth werybody. Give it up for the 8g band right over there. [ cheers and applause ] week we have got fred armisen back with us on the drums. So happy to have you here, fred you back set i love talking to you. You always have i will say dont take this as a croficism. Feel like you dont have an thing up t le and i just want to assure you that the people here [ laughter ] the people here, were your family. We love you. Ake anything up for us. [ laughter ] fred okay. Seth okay . Fred okay. Seth because i heard you backstage saying, you know, that the rockef is up but that you actually have started a new holiday tradition here in new york that you claim will be bigger than the tree. Fred yes. [ laughter ] seth this is not a lie. Fred this is not a lie. Seth so what is it . E penn station se little playdoh clay balls that ive put together. And it covers the entirety of the floor. So its all these little balls, these like different colors. 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