Just yesterday morning breitbart unced you were gone down in the book put an end to you thought you were besties but i guess i was wrong shouldnt have dissed trumps ass in those interviews ive seen fire and ive seen fury seen white house staff who will have to face a jury ive seen him drink a cup of water with tiny hands while hes lyin in bed watching fox friends [ cheers and applause ] down in haiti don junior for disrupting his plans called him unpatriotic and treasonous trump heard about that and bannon got canned cause trumps like a really smart, stable genius oh ive seen fire and ive seen fury ive seen so many tweets that my eyes are blurry even his own wife and kids thought you would lose now hes throwing a damn award show for fake news [ cheers and applause ] hes been going to bed at 6 00 p. M. Up at 3 00 a. M. To tweet lord knows when hes on his phone he can throw a fit you know hes had a light snack six big macs while hes watching three tvs hes turned the white house into a total [ bleep ]hole [ cheers and applause ] oh ive seen fire and ive seen fury i just wish Robert Mueller would frickin hurry this time ill be the one who calls putin because in 2020 oprah oprahs gonna win [ cheers and applause ] but i told oprah this time again theres an election coming her way in three more years vote for oprah vote for oprah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] steve from studio 6b in Rockefeller Center in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon. Tonight, join jimmy and his guests lily tomlin and jane fonda, cole sprouse, musical guest walk the moon, and featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 802, vermont steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, my goodness [ cheers and applause ] wow that is a beautiful, beautiful crowd. Welcome, everyone. Welcome to the tonight show this is it, baby [ cheers and applause ] youre watching the right show youre here. You made it. Thank you for being here, everybody. Well, heres what people are talking about. This is pretty crazy. On saturday, officials in hawaii mistakenly sent out an alert that said a missile was headed toward the island. And trump didnt comment until the next day. [ light laughter ] thats classic trump right there. I mean, the first time there actually is fake news, hes nowhere to be found. [ laughter and applause ] its like, this is your thing this is your weve been working on this thats your thing its your cue actually, trump was pretty worried when he heard hawaii might be in danger. He said, oh, my god, is moana okay . [ laughter and applause ] i read that the worker who sent the alert has been reassigned. Yep. Hes now in charge of monitoring all active volcanos. [ laughter ] so it should be this ones gonna go the other big story is that trumps still facing backlash for his comments about haiti and africa. But now theres debate about whether he used the word shole or shouse. [ light laughter ] in the meantime, trump referred all questions on the matter to the white hole. I mean, house the white house. [ laughter ] the white house. [ applause ] sorry. You guys see this on saturday . The word shole was projected on to trumps d. C. Hotel. It got even worse when motel 6 sued them for copy write infringement. [ laughter ] you go, hey, come on. Thats not funny steve thats our thing jimmy youve taken it too far now but former White House Communications director Anthony Scaramucci defended trump saying, at the end of the day, hes not a racist. And he said, during the day, its a different story. [ laughter ] but at the end not at the end, no. When hes awake, totally. Another scandal here. It that came out that trump allegedly had a sexual encounter with adult film star Stormy Daniels in 2006. And get this, she says that he chased her around his hotel room in his tightywhities. [ audience groans ] [ light laughter ] which is interesting, because Tighty Whitey is mike pences secret service code name. [ laughter and applause ] Tighty Whitey has landed. Hes walking into the east wing right now. Hello, mr. Vice president. I heard about a new app that everyone has been using called google arts and culture. You hear about this . Lets you upload a photo of yourself and then it finds a a famous painting that looks like you. [ audience ohs ] for example, if you put this photo of me into the app, you get this painting of a young [ laughter and applause ] looks like chris martin from coldplay, doesnt it . [ laughter ] might be the new cold play album. Steve yeah. Jimmy well, some pretty notable people have been trying it out lately. Take a look at some of the results here. For instance, you put Jeff Sessions into the app, you get this painting of a keebler elf. Steve wow really . [ laughter and applause ] jimmy i the site steve thats what google thats what theyre saying. Jimmy i didnt i didnt design it. Steve you didnt say it. Jimmy i didnt design the site. Steve no. Jimmy if you put Mitch Mcconnell into the app [ light laughter ] you get this dali painting. Steve oh, my god [ laughter and applause ] jimmy if you put steve bannon into the app, you get the painting of the mucinex guy. [ laughter ] steve oh. Jimmy i didnt know that was a painting steve i didnt know it was a painting jimmy finally, if you put this photo of trump into the app, you get the scream. That ones pretty accurate. [ laughter and applause ] that one i see. That one i get. Hey, this is pretty cool. Saudi arabia just lifted its 35year cinema ban. [ cheers and applause ] yeah. And the first film they screened was the emoji movie. [ light laughter ] and then when the emoji movie ended, they decided to ban movies again. [ laughter and applause ] youve got to try it. And finally, you guys, i saw that the clothing company, topshop, is selling pants that say fake news. I think we already have fake news pants, theyre called spanx. [ laughter and applause ] there you go, you guys. We have a great show tonight. Give it up for the roots [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hi, everybody it is monday. Happy Martin Luther king jr. Day, everybody. Were very excited to be back. We have a huge week of shows coming up. Chris hemsworth will be here. Steve oh [ cheers ] Jimmy Jessica chastain. [ cheers and applause ] ricky martin will be dropping in steve wow. [ applause ] jimmy plus, were going to have performances from French Montana and franz ferdinand. [ cheers and applause ] those are good shows. But first, we have an amazing show tonight. From the very funny netflix series, grace and frankie, the legendary lily tomlin and jane fonda are here. [ cheers and applause ] grace and frankie im so excited. And from the hit show riverdale, cole sprouse is stopping by. [ cheers and applause ] jughead steve cmon jimmy might want some scoop might want some scoop, maybe, on riverdale. Steve really . Jimmy yeah, i want to know a little, some stuff i have unanswered questions. Steve mm. Jimmy i know, you want no spoilers. But you do want a little spoiler. Right . Steve just a little spoiler. Jimmy cole, work on a a Little Something. Hes back there watching. He can work on he can give us a Little Something. Steve just a taste. Jimmy thats all. Steve just to wet your beak. Jimmy cole and i are going to be facing off against lily and jane in a game of password. Headtohead. [ cheers and applause ] me and cole versus lily and jane actually, we found this thing that is actually real. Jane fonda actually played password in 1963, when it was on the show. This is real. Look at that. Thats jane fonda. [ applause ] isnt that fun . So, were going to play it again. And i dont know if she won or lost. But, you know, im very competitive. Steve yeah. [ light laughter ] jimmy well see what happens and we have great music from walk the moon [ cheers and applause ] thats a great album cover right there. Its gonna be great. Stick around well be right back with more of the tonight show, everybody [ cheers and applause ] this is jim. Hes hyperventilating after opening his verizon bill. Hey, whos that . Thats. That switched to sprint and saved 50 . Plus i got a new Samsung Phone for 50 off. vo get the best price for unlimited. For people with hearing loss, visit sprintrelay. Com. [ [ beep ] by simon and garfunkel ] the volkswagen atlas. With available pedestrian monitoring. Lifes as big as you make it. Of being there for my sons winning shot. That was it for me. Thats why im quitting with nicorette. Only nicorette mini has a patented fast dissolving formula. It starts to relieve sudden cravings fast. Every great why needs a great how. Every great why its not just something we say when you arrive. The warmth of an irish welcome stays with you long after you leave. So come on over. Well give you the inside track. And let you into some Little Secrets that will take you back through history, bring our landscapes to life, and make your evenings last longer. Welcome to ireland. [cheers and applause ] steve welcome back to the tonight show, everybody. Its time to play password. [ cheers and applause ] steve now, our first team tonight he plays jughead on riverdale and hes the host of the tonight show. Its cole sprouse and jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] steve and their opponents are the stars of grace and frankie. Its lily tomlin and jane fonda [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, my goodness. Steve the rules of the game are very simple. I will give each of you a a password. Jimmy uhhuh. Steve then youre gonna give your oneword clue to get your partner to guess the password. Jimmy gotcha. Steve the team with the most points after four words jimmy wins the game. Steve yes. Jimmy wow. [ light laughter ] steve any questions . Jimmy well steve all right, great. First clue [ laughter ] goes to cole and jane. Jimmy all right, here you go. The password is squeak. Jimmy jane, you can look at the password [ light laughter ] steve cole, why dont you start us out . Jimmy all right, we can do this buddy. Jimmy i want to be legit. Okay, okay. All right. Jimmy you gimme one word and i got it. I can feel the vibe already, man. Mouse. Oh, thats what i was gonna say. [ laughter ] jimmy all right, so oneword is the password. Mouse. [ laughter ] jimmy squeak. [ cheers and applause ] yeah yeah jimmy yes yes [ cheers and applause ] steve gosh. All right, the next clue goes to jimmy and lily, now you got a different word. Jimmy me and you. The password is yuck. [ light laughter ] steve lily, youre up first. Im trying to dont pay any attention to my bandages. Just focus on, you know, what youre trying to do. Well, i dont know if i can do that. Its hard for you to focus. [ laughter ] im kind of im kind of obsessed with looking at that bandage. [ laughter ] jimmy youve got to move past it, lily. Okay. Jimmy and get to the game. [ laughter ] okay. We can do this. [ light laughter ] team. No, does it [ laughter ] jimmy no, that wasnt the guess. That wasnt the its the oneword [ laughter ] steve shell give a a oneword clue. Jimmy but that would have been the right answer, if he asked one word, one word. Team . What, you said we could this. So i thought [ laughter ] okay, wait. Okay, heres the thing. Can i can i say it sounds like . Steve no. Jimmy no. Steve no. [ laughter ] dont think of anything that rhymes with this word. No. [ laughter ] its a jimmy please dont in fact, on television, you cant say yeah, yeah, yeah. [ laughter ] i gotcha. Steve oh. Ick [ laughter ] that was a fullbody experience. Jimmy i know, that was amazing. Shes a good actor. I thought you said i cant do that. Jimmy i know, but she just did it, i dont know. I should have done that to camera. [ bleep ] [ laughter ] jimmy you cant say what is going on . [ cheers and applause ] a quarter in the jar. A quarter in the jar. [ laughter ] steve all right. That was inco that was incorrect. [ laughter ] am i shocked. Ick. You said the word jimmy i said what you just said, kind of. [ laughter ] you said, iiick and i said ick. Oh, youre saying the word [ laughter ] jimmy lily, thats a hint and youre giving the wrong hint im not saying the word. Im saying [ laughter ] you lose a point. Jimmy yeah, i lost a point. You lost a point. Jimmy the word is the word. Im carrying this team right now. [ laughter ] steve yeah. Jimmy it was yuck. You dont say [ laughter ] steve i think cole knew it. Cole knew it and hes being sarcastic. Cole okay. All right. Steve jane, next clues for you. Oh, my gosh. The password is lollipop. Jimmy give them points for okay. Jimmy ooh, this is good. [ laughter ] steve oh, my god its a family show [ laughter and applause ] well you youve given me candy on a stick youve give me so many choices. [ laughter ] do you know what i said . She has a hard of hearing. [ laughter ] i dont. Candy. Steve candy. Candy, the clue is, she said, is candy. Jimmy and the clue is candy. Candy. [ laughter ] jimmy jane . Pushup . [ laughter ] steve oh, no. No, i couldnt i couldnt guess anything do i need to say anything here . I thought id try something. Steve yes, you do. Yeah, i think we got this, right . Oh, no yeah, they do. Jimmy well they just said candy. All right, and now, what do you say . Cane. [ laughter ] its my turn now weve already had this erotic experience. Its my turn. [ laughter ] jimmy are you going to say cane . I wish. Jimmy no. Huhuh. Jimmy okay. All right, here you go, your oneword clue is . Sucker. Oh [ laughter ] lollipop. Steve whoa [ cheers and applause ] okay. Wow. Thats an allday one. I thought that he was guessing it instead how does lollipop go with sticking your finger [ laughter ] steve it depends on what neighborhood youre in. Lily jimmy hey higgins, higgins steve jimmy. The password is sting. Steve okay, this is our final clue. Jimmy, why dont you start us off . Clean. [ laughter ] [ imitating buzzing ] [ laughter ] [ imitating buzzing ] youre looking rather bewildered. Bee . Steve no. No. Jimmy lily, you give now your clue, same word. Look at me. [ laughter ] jimmy no, look at me the game is much harder when you look at me. I like it ouch [ laughter ] mosquito. No [ laughter ] jimmy this is fantastic. All right. I feel like weve got this. Ready . Mmhmm. Jimmy you have [ imitating buzzing ] youve got ouch. Sting. Jimmy yes [ cheers and applause ] steve oh [ cheers ] jimmy so funny. So sorry. Jimmy thats unbelievable. So sorry. 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[ cheers and applause ] jimmy our first guests tonight are two entertainment legends who star in the emmynominated netflix comedy, grace and frankie, which returns for its Fourth Season this friday. Everyone please welcome lily tomlin and jane fonda [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy perfect. [ laughter ] oh, just perfect. Oh, my gosh. Thank you for being here. Thank you for coming on the show. Thank you for playing that. Jane, what is going on . What happened to your i had a Little Cancer removed and i thought it was going to heal before i came on the show. I wanted to look good, but anyway, never mind. Jimmy you still look good. Its fine [ cheers and applause ] jimmy you still look good. Im glad you caught it, and speedy recovery. If i lean can you see . Because i dont like to lean back like that. Jimmy you dont like to lean back . You dont want to see jimmy, your host . Not right now. [ laughter ] jimmy jane, you were looking at me during the whole game. It was fantastic. I hate to lose. I could hardly get her attention. Jimmy i know, exactly. I loved it. How long did you 9 to 5, was that the first time you guys worked together . Yeah. Jimmy yeah. And it was that easy i heard you passed on that, or did not want to do it . I produced it, and it took me a year to convince her and dolly to do it. Jimmy really . And then even after she did it, after a few days, she wanted to quit. [ laughter ] jimmy lily you are tough not the sharpest knife in the drawer. [ laughter ] jimmy you did not want to do it . Well, her comedy chops were, at that time, particularly questionable. [ laughter ] jimmy unbelievable. [ laughter ] and i thought, you know, the weight of the comedy will be on my shoulders. Jimmy oh, youll be doing all the heavy lifting. And you didnt think you could hack it. No, i you know, i cant lean back like this. Well, maybe thats a good view on the camera. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy you want a pillow . Yeah. Id like a pillow behind my back. Jimmy you want something . I dont know if i what i have give me that coffee cup. [ light laughter ] jimmy do we have a pillow . Ill put my arm around you. Jimmy yeah, lets get a a pillow. That would be great. We always have pillows just in case people want to stay over. There you go. [ laughter ] here, check this out. I dont need it. Jimmy now i feel like im at like a now i feel like im at a a mattress place. All right, jane you dont want it . I have a microphone back there thats i do, too, but i put mine in my bustier. Stop complaining. Were lucky to be here. We are luc