Fiona , the Australian shepherd dog. May or may not be weaponized, but I wouldn’t turn your back on her. Today we present a charming and informative Defcon talk from Gene Bransfield of Tenacity Solutions. The subject is the very straightforward “Weaponizing Your Pets” which is something I’m sure we have all wished to do from time to time, making Snowball and Phidough work for their kibble like honest beasts. If you’re wondering where the term “War Kitteh” originates, it hearkens back to war driving and war chalking; in the early days (before pet weaponization) people had to toodle around on their own checking for wifi as they worked their way down city sidewalks, marking particularly rich and unprotected sources, sometimes digitally, sometimes with actual chalk like some goddam hobo or something. And everyone knows what “Kitteh” means because the internet is made of cats.