Your Scores: Under 15: You were made in a lab. Your parents designed the physically perfect human, free from the perils of anthropological existence. They did not have the genes to create you, so they created those genes. You are a cold product of science. You have no friends. You barely have family. All you have is an impenetrable immune system and groovy hair. 16-20: You were conceived either in the sex shacks at Gloriavale, or somewhere analogous to that. Somewhere where newlywed couples go to shag it out while other people pretend like they don’t know what’s going on. There were lace doilies on the bedside table. Curtains were pulled for dramatic effect. Your Dad lasted about 45 seconds.