Why must I smoke my pubic hair? My wild day following Yoko O

Polish an orange. Grieve for a made-up friend. Inherit a dead passenger’s luggage. As Ono’s ‘artwork instructions’ delight crowds at the Tate, our writer carries them out. Will he end up enlightened – or in hospital?

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