States. The state of alabama had a special election to decide whether or not an alleged sexual predator of young girls would be their senator. Remember when we used to find out senators were dirt bags after we elected them . I dont know the results yet. The polls just closed. I do know that roy moore, he shouldnt even be in im not talking about the senate race. I mean the human race. Today he rode a horse named sassy to his polling place. Young girls love ponies, i guess. Theres been plenty of opposition to roy moore even within his own party. The other republican senator from alabama spoke out against him and said he did not vote for him. President trumps daughter eivankaa spoke out against him. She said theres a special place in hell for people who prey on children. Before that, theres a special place for him in the senate. By me. So there are rumblings, if he wins, Republican Leaders might not even put roy moore on any committees. Which would be roy moore could become the first person to be banned from the Senate Budget committee and the mall. Both of those things. They held a rally last night [ applause ] the Moore Campaign had a rally. His wife kayla moore, who weve not seen much of, made it clear that contrary to what you see on the fake news, she and her husband are not bigots. In fact quite the contrary. Fake news would tell that you we dont care for jews. I tell you all this because ive seen it all so i want to set the record straight while theyre here. [ cheers and applause ] one of our attorneys is a jew. Jimmy well, i know i have to keep saying this but those arent actors. This really happened. Those are people. One of their attorneys is a jew. Its like usually when she says that word, she whispers it. Now she has a mike in her hand and it comes blasting out. Theon time you should be hitting the word jew that hard is when it is followed by manji. Right . And take a look at this. [ cheers and applause ] maybe the most remarkable part of this very remarkable speech is that she has notes. Shes got, that jew line is something she wrote down. Can you imagine what she might have said if she were winging it . Im going to take the word dirt why you out before jew. I think that would go down a little bit smoother. And by the way she didnt stop there. Now that she had the jews in her pocket, mrs. Moore took time highlight her husbands support of the africanamerican community. When he first took office as chief justice many years ago, he brought with him three people, two were black. And one of them is here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy that clock is about to get set way back. Then roy himself got up there to say a few words about his wife and somehow managed to make the night even more awkward. I appreciate her so much. Shes been a good mother. She has closer contact with the kids than i do. Jimmy well, i dont know. According to the security guards at the mall, you and the kids were pretty close. Then, and i know it is almost impossible to believe theres more but there is. Then one of roys old buddies who served with him in vietnam told the story about a night one of their fellow soldiers took them to a brothel. Im run this anecdote by anyone before sharing it. He took us to this place which turned out to be a brothel. We walked inside. I can tell you what i saw but i dont want to. It was clear to us what kind of place it was. And roy turned to me, in less time than it took for someone to come up to us. And there were certainly pretty girls, and they were girls. They were young. Some were probably very young. I dont know. I dont remember. I wasnt there long enough. Roy said to me, we shouldnt be here. Im leaving. Or words to that effect. In fact, i think those were his exact words. So he is a hero, it turns out. [ applause ] hey, bill, gotfully good stories about roy you can share . Got one about some child prostitutes he didnt have sex with. Thats thats like defending o. J. By saying i was in a room with him once and he didnt kill anyone what a group this is. And there is the capper. A spokesman for the roy campaign was on cnn with jake tapper. You know when they call someone a mouth breather . This man has not made use of his nostrils since probably 1984. Judge moore has also said that he doesnt think a muslim member of congress should be allowed to be in congress. Why . Under what because you have to swear on the bible. When you are before i had to do it. Im an elected official. Three terms. I had to swear on a bible. You have to swear on a bible to be an elected official in the United States of america. He alleges that a muslim cannot do that ethically, swearing on the bible. You dont have to actually swear on a christian bible. You can swear on anything really. I dont know if you knew. That you can swear on a jewish bible. Oh, no, ive double it three times. Im sure you have. But the law is not that you have to swear on a christian bible. Thats not the law. You dont know that . All right. I dont know i know that donald trump did it when we made him president. Because hes christian and he picked it. With the Moore Campaign. Thank you so much for being here. Thank you. Jimmy very impressive. Merry christmas. By the way, jake tapper happens to be jewish. So thats the spokesman for the Moore Campaign. They called themselves morons. Did you know that . We have a great show for you tonight. We have music from geazy and halsey are here with us tonight. A director of a really great new movie called the shape of water, Guillermo Del Toro is here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] and Dwayne Johnson is and ill tell you something. Im glad [ cheers and applause ] in times like these, sometimes you just want someone to hold you in your arms and sing the moana soundtrack. 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[ speaking spanish ] jimmy team playa i always wish to be in one of this, and i got it. So thank you very much for this. For giving me this. And i appreciate my fans, also. My wife and my girlfriend. I mean my wife. Sorry to say. Im so sorry. My wife. I love you so much. Jimmy all right. Hurricane donald. Puerto rico. We love puerto rico. Jimmy on the nose and this just in. I would argue this is a democracy. Scandals happen all the time. The question is how do we respond to those scandals. And what will it mean for the wider region . I think one of your children has just brought in Shifting Sands in the region . Do you think the relations in the north may change . I would be surprised if they do. Pardon me. My apologies. My apologies. Sorry. South koreas policies toward the north jimmy wow so many wonderful clips. Its so hard to make a decision like this. But ladies and gentlemen, the clip of the year for 2017 is can i get he a drum roll, please . Oh, my goodness. On the nose wow and here to accept the award for clip of the year, all the way from grand rapids, michigan, mary crenwinkle, everyone [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i guess well just mail this to her home. Congratulations to mary and all of our finest. Tonight on the show, geazy we halsey is here, Guillermo Del Toro and well be back with Dwayne Johnson dicky portions of Jimmy Kimmel Live are brought to you by the new twentyeighteen nissan rogue, innovation that excites. You kis always behind the forchristmas tree . Tree well, heres an idea. Hey google, turn on my christmas tree. Brilliant its Google Home Mini, now only 29 you have a cousin named kevin . Im joy bauer, and as a nutritionist i know probiotics can often help. Try digestive advantage. It is tougher than your stomachs harsh environment, so it surivies a hundred times better than the leading probiotic. Get the digestive advantage. Im joy bauer, and as a nutritionist i know probiotics can often help. Try digestive advantage. 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Our first guest could beat up every member of the Screen Actors Guild and their agents too. He is an internationally beloved superstar with a new m jungle. It opens in theaters a week from tomorrow. Please welcome Dwayne Johnson. [ cheers and applause ] thank you, thank you. Thank you. Jimmy i have to say when i see you walk out here, i think why dont we work out together . Why dont we get in the gym you never return my texts. Im always saying why dont we work out. Jimmy i can learn some things from you and you can learn some things from me. We can make it work. Jimmy what times do you work out . Generally around 5 00 a. M. Forget it. Is there a cot in the gym . I could take a little nap while youre working out. A little tanning booth in there. You can tan. Jimmy congratulations, by the way. You mentioned on social media that you and your girlfriend are expecting a second daughter. We are, thank you, my friend. Jimmy congratulations. Thank you. Very excited. Very excited. Ive got some strong swimmers, jimmy. Jimmy i would expect nothing less. Thats right. Jimmy i wouldnt even get in a pool with you for fear. The first pregnant man. Yes. On jimmy kimmel. But do you, before you announce something on social media, something personal like this, do you contact every member of your family to make sure they know from you before they know from everyone else . Well, family is so important to me. So naturally, i contact no one. Maybe five people knew. That was it. It was tightly locked down. Jimmy wow and we sent out the post announcing the pregnancy, and it was actually, it was the day of the premier. The jumanji premier. And the phone was blowing up. You get a mix of, congratulations, were so excited for you and the other 50 is why didnt i know . Why didnt i jimmy who was most upset in your family . My mom. Imon kidding. Im only kidding it was everyone but jimmy thats very exciting. Were very, very excited. Jimmy are you ready for this . Do you feel prepared . I feel good. I was raised by women all my life basically. And this is my jimmy and now youre raising more women. Surrounded by the estrogen. Jimmy youre also, another major life event. Youre getting a star in the hollywood walk of fame. Thats a big deal, right . Its a huge deal. So this is a good week and im really, really grateful this week. With the walk of fame, i got into this business 17 years ago. This will be my 18th year coming up in 2018. The only thing i knew was what i was willing to do, put in my work with my own two hands. So i feel like this ceremony is a full circle thing. I cant wait to do and it i think it is right out here. Jimmy do you know what stars your star is near . Do i. So the committee was excited to tell me on one side is Vince Mcmahon really. Who is my mentor and a father figure to me for many, many years. And on the other mars. Jimmy who is also a father figure. Who is also like my son. So it worked out to be a family affair. Jimmy if you dont like where your thing is, you could probably just reach in and rip it out and put it over mine. Oh, you have one. I didnt know thats great. Jimmy lets ask that question again in a less insulting way. Got it. Hey. You have one too. Oh, dude, great thats right, i guess. I walk by it all the time. Jimmy i dont want to start trouble with you but we did have a little bit of a beef, as they call it. Thats what we call it in the streets, yes. Jimmy i saw an article in the news that said, fannie pack sales had spiked. It became a new accessory. The most popular accessory for 2017 and they attributed this spike to this photograph of you from [ cheers and applause ] jimmy the old days. You said Vince Mcmahon was like a father figure to you. When you came out dressed like that, vince didnt say go back in your room and change . No thats a good look. Jimmy i happened to in september wear a fannie pack to the emmys and i felt i was responsible for this spike in fannie packiness. There in lies the issue that we have, right . Jimmy right. And then you posted this which got me a little nervous. It looks like when i come to your share next month, well have ourselves an oldfashioned fanny packer contest. That sounds wrong. Bring it. So wheres yours [ cheers and applause ] can. You know what . I now humbly give the crown to you. Jimmy thank you very much. And i will store that crown in my fannie pack. Well be right back it isnt always easy to know where you stand financially. Multiple accounts, investments, insurance it can leave you wondering how it all fits together. At northwestern mutual, we help you see your whole picture, find out what you truly want, and then together we design a plan to go get it. Theres a confidence that comes in knowing what Financial Security is and doing what it takes to achieve it. Take the first step. Connect with an advisor at northwesternmutual. Com. Oh when you walk by every night talking sweet and looking fine. 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