So i woke up. I wrestled the kids. I took a shower. I drove into work. I sat dune on my desk. Somehow found myself in a twitter war with roy moore. [ laughter ] running for senate in alabama even though multiple women accused him of hitting on them, groping them, et cetera, before they were 18 years old . Roy moore is not happy with me. What happened was they had a rally for roy moore at a church in theodore, alabama. Roy is running against someone as far as i know hasnt been accused of child molesting, doug jones. The election is december 12th. According to new polls they released this week roy moore leads doug jones by 5 or 6 points which doesnt say a lot for doug. Even though roy moore was reportedly so creepy around young girls, he was banned from the mall in gadston, alabama. Imagine getting banned from the mall. No hot dog on a stick for you. [ laughter ] they had a rally for roy. A number of his supporters were there and one of them just happened to be our friend jake byrd, who jake byrd is a character who has a forrest g p gumplike knack for showing up at all the big events. This is jake at a donald trump rally in dallas in 2015. By the way, can you see in the back, they have the best view, can you see its really my hair . Yes yes jimmy so hes very passionate. [ applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jake got on a plane and went to alabama last night and apparently there was an incident that resulted in him getting kicked out of the rally. Well show you all the footage of that later. Apparently the commotion touched a nerve because today roy moore lashed out at me. Jimmy kimmel, if you want to mock our christian values, come down here to alabama and do it man to man. I responded and he responded back and i responded again, its all on twitter. The bottom line is this. I accept the invitation. I will come down there. [ cheers and applause ] what im going to do is i think youre going to like this, roy. Im going to come to gadston, alabama, with a team of high school cheerleaders, okay . [ laughter ] well meet you at the mall. Dont worry, i can get you in. [ laughter ] if when the girls and i show up, if you can control yourself and behave, if you can somehow manage to keep little roy in your little cowboy pants when those nubile cheerleaders come bounding in, well sit down at the food court over Panda Express and talk about christian values. I dont know if it doesnt fit your stereotype but i happen to be a christian too. I made my first holy communion, i was confirmed, i pray, i support my church, one of my closest friends is a priest, i baptized my children. Christian is actually my middle name. I know thats shocking but its true. If youre open to it, when we sit down, i will share with you what i learned at my church. At my church, forcing yourself on underaged girls is a nono. [ laughter ] some even consider it to be a sin. [ cheers and applause ] not that you did that, of course. Allegedly. But when you commit a sin at our church, at our church were encouraged to confess and ask for forgiveness for the sin. Not to call the women you allegedly victimized liars and damage them even more. To confess. Maybe your church is different, i dont know, lets figure it out together, ill be happy to talk it through. Id gladly sit down to interview you about it. Maybe you say come to alabama and do it man to man, maybe youre challenging me to a fight, which is kind of what it sounds like. If you are, i accept, by the way. I accept that invitation. [ cheers and applause ] there is no one i would love to fight more than you. I will put my christian values aside just for you and for that fight. If you are challenging me to a fight, heres what well do. Lets find a place to do it. Ill wear a girl scout uniform so you can have something to get excited about. [ laughter ] and the winner, whoever wins the fight, will give all the money we charge for the tickets to charity. My charity will be the women who came forward to say you molested them, okay . [ cheers and applause ] all right, tough guy with your Little Pistol . Roy moore is never hes too scared to even debate the guy hes run against, doug jones. With me he wants to go man to man. Maybe if he went man to man instead of man to little girl you wouldnt be in this situation. Allegedly. Allegedly. [ applause ] i feel sorry for the people in alabama. I go online, people posting things like this about alabama. They falsely accuse jesus, vote roy moore. Yes, that is completely crazy. But not everyone in alabama supports this monster. In fact, almost half the people i remember living in arizona, are you from alabama . Okay. Maybe, i dont know, just clapping. I lived in arizona in the 80s when ed mecham was elected governor. He was a nut, he would have fit right in with these guys, he won with 40 of the vote. I was soot of people in alabama feel. If you do have that feeling, here in hollywood we dont hate alabama, we love alabama, so much we sent Reese Witherspoon to make a movie about you, okay . [ laughter ] we just dont like alleged child molesters and we hope you can see your way clear to not leaking one to the senate of the United States of america, thats all. That seems reasonable, right . [ cheers and applause ] by the way, i understand if you dont if youre a republican, you dont want to vote for a democrat. Just dont vote, then. Youll feel better about yourself. So later on, we will have all of jake byrds exclusive report from alabama and you can see for yourself what roy moore got all worked up about. Doug jones, the guy running against roy moore, should get in touch with whoever made this ad. This might be the most effective and Weirdest Campaign ad of the year. If the last few weeks has taught us anything, its that we need more women in positions of power, not less. So when youre choosing michigans next attorney general, ask yourself this. Who can you trust most not to show you their penis in a professional setting . Is it the candidate who doesnt have a penis . Id say so. Jimmy well, thats a very practical way of looking at it, i guess. [ cheers and applause ] physically its impossible. Meanwhile, at the white house tonight, our president , President Trump, and his wife, moldavia, took part in the 95th and final National Christmas tree lighting, beautiful tree, here we go. Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one jimmy oh, well thats thats not festive at all. This is good. I saw this on jake tappers show on cnn today. You dont know if that was real or not, do you . [ laughter ] senator Lindsey Graham from south korea h South Carolina has been one of the most vocal critics of President Trump. He didnt vote for President Trump but he seems to be turning around. He was on cnn to defend the president against those who question his Mental Health. You know what concerns me about the American Press is this endless, endless attempt to label the guy as some kind of kook, not fit to be president. He did win, by the way. Jimmy thats what Lindsey Graham said today. This is what Lindsey Graham said about donald trump last year. I think hes a kook. I think hes crazy. I think hes unfit for office. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy these guys cant even agree with themselves anymore. Speaking of crazies. Kim jongun is riding high and mighty right about now. You see the pictures of him celebrating his missile test . North korea launched a missile. Looks like they can reach any spot in the United States. Kim jongun celebrated with a smoke, a cigarette, hes got his guys. This is the missile i want to show you, its amazing how beautiful, how many stars you can see when your country has no electricity. [ laughter ] but kim jongun was pleased as punch. Looks like he just won a round of candyland after he ate all the on or about pieces. Here he is, a regular don draper. Oh, youd be happy too if you got a great black friday deal on plussize ladies pea coat at ross. He looks so different. Remember when he was just a kid on the news all the time . [ laughter ] yeah, so cute back then. And hes still cute even though he wants to kill us. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy speaking of cute congratulations to kellyanne conway, whos been selected to be President Trumps new opioid czar. For real. Earlier this year President Trump declared opioids to be a national emergency, so he allocated 12 million to fight them for the whole country. Thats by the way he spent 80 million this year on golf. So he is serious about this. Kellyanne conway has no Mental Health or corecovery backgroundr addiction specialty that would make her qualified to address this, which is a Huge National health crisis. Naturally trump was like, great, youre in. Youre in charge. [ laughter ] we are lucky enough to have kellyanne live with us to talk about her new position. Kellyan kellyanne, can you hear sinus. Hi there, jimmy, hi. Jimmy hi there, congratulation on this your new appointment, how does it feel to be the new opioid czar . How do you think it feels, jimmy . Honestly have no idea how it feels. Well, ill tell you how it feels. It feels fantastic. Jimmy oh, thats hey, wait a minute. Are those kellyanne, are you eating opioids right now . Im eating opioids. Im the opioid czar. Welcome to dancing with the czar. Jimmy you cant eat all those. Those are narcotics. You cant eat those. Im not a marcotic, youre a marcotic tic tic jimmy kellyanne . Kellyanne . Are you okay . Im cokekay, mokekay its fake news, fake news. 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First as i mentioned, last night in alabama there was a rally for Senate Hopeful roy moore, for some reason they held it at a church, maybe they were hoping he would repent, i dont know why. On land to lend his support and file this report was our friend jake byrd, who really likes roy moore a lot. Yeah hey, jake byrd here, im in alabama with the leftard medias giving judge roy moore the business. Come on two, four, six, eight, we dont care what age he dates roy moore, roy moore im at the mall. Roy moore, roy moore i mean, if anybody is stupid enough to where they believe these lies, they deserve the democrat. And the rhinos. Exactly, exactly, the lying liberal media. Whod you rather have, roy, warts and all, sexual predator, whatever, or a democrat . I dont want no democrat. Okay. So well go sexual predator, thank you very much. Hes not a sexual predator alleged. Alleged, this is ridiculous. This is washington, d. C. , this is everywhere. We know Big Government telling us we cant date little people. This lady is right, which is rare, because women have been liars. Okay . My mom gave my seventh grade teacher permission to date me. That turned out pretty good. Judge roy moore. Up top. Moretocome. I worked at the mall back during those roy moore days, okay . I was in millers outpost. Mr. Moore came in one day, hot, sweating, said you got to hide me, the nazi gazpacho security guards were after him. I put him in a fitting room. Couldnt have been nicer. True gentleman. Name, gentle friend. The judge would come into the movie theater, couldnt have been nicer. Order himself a popcorn. Always make sure whatever candy he got for his date wouldnt get caught in their braces, complete gentleman, hes got my vote. I dont care what he did in that theater. Hes got my vote as well, too. Hes not a democrat. This was i mean, this was before judge roy moore was even an elected official. Yeah, right. He wasnt an elected official when he was doing that stuff. Selves an assistant d. A. It shouldnt count. No, it doesnt. Were not going to elect the democrat. Thats it. We do not care what you did, as long as youre not a democrat. Yep. This is what im getting out of it. They think everybody in alabama is stupid. For them to come up with that stuff and think we going to believe it. Why should we believe women . Why should we believe those women . Im a woman. We dont believe her. [ laughter ] there aint no way that a man would fool with me and i wouldnt let him thats not true, thats not true. Yes, it is. Give me two wine coolers and see where this goes. I dont drink wine. I aint never drank, smoked, fooled with narcotics. I had an affair. Im a christian. Nights are going to get a lot more interesting. If youre 140 years young ir, roy moore would be all over you. Check this out roy not only am i being opposed by the democrats who want to push a liberal agenda, im being opposed by the washington establishment who dont want to change what anythings going on. In washington, d. C. Exactly theyre the lesbian, gay, bisexual transgender who want to change our culture. Yes, yes never once has anyone stated anything like has occurred in the last three and a half weeks. But the whole town, all the girls five statewide why would they lie . We can stop and it get them out . Come on, gut out of here, were here for the judge, were here for the judge hes a mans man the judge is a mans man you got this, judge, you got this. Dont listen to them hes a mans man is that the face of a molester . I would remind everyone again that the next one who makes disturbance will be turned over to the police. No more sissies i would repeal obamacare. Transgender troops, he favors. And he opposes trumps ban on transgender troops im his number one fan youre kicking out your number one fan, judge. Your number one fan. You know what, because i believe in the judge. And i dont believe in the ladies who lie. Does that look like the face of someone who hits on teenage girls . No. Thats a mans man. Thats an american right there. Thank you, judge. Thank you. This man repeatedly interrupted individual interviews. He was asked to leave after he stood up and shouted, does that look like someone who hits on teenage girls . A moore supporter who announced he was the former judges number one fan was also removed. I was just trying to let the judge know hes a mans man. And it took everyone freaked, they freaked. Thanks for understanding well. Looks like i got a little too loud with the old wordsies. Kind of like those teenage girls who couldnt keep a secret. No worry, roy moore, you still have my support vote [ cheers and applause ] jimmy well done. Jake byrd, everyone. 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