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E of our attorneys is a jew. Jimmy well, i know have to keep s b arentthose are one o jew. Its like usually when she says that word she whispers it. Now she has a mn her hand and it comes blasting out. Hould be hitting the word jew that hard is when by manji. Right . And take a look at this. [ cheers and applause ] maybe the most remar of this very remarkable speech is that she has notes. Shes jew line is something she wrote down. Can you might have saidging it . Im going to take the word dirt why you out go down li smoother. And by the way sheere. Now that she had the jews in her pocket mrs. Moore took time to highlight her husbands support of the africanamerican community. When heffice aschief justice many years ago, he with him three people two were black. And one of them is here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy that c roy himself got up there to say words aboutife mak night eve awkward. I appreciat ses been a good mother. She has closer contact the kidshan. 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Moore has also said that he doesntus c ico why . Under what you have to swear on the bible. Youad to do im an elected official. Three terms. I had to swear on a bible. You have to swear on a bible to be an elected official in the United States of he alleges that ethically, swearing on you dont have to actually swear a christian bible. You can swear on anything really. I dont know if you knew. That you can swear on a jewish bible. Oh no i swore on the bible. Ive double itime sure you have. But the law is not that you have to swear on a christian bible. Thats not the law. Know that . All i know that donald trump did it when we made him president. Because hes christian and he picked it. With the Moore Campaign. Thank you so much for here. Th jimmy very impressive. Merry christmas. By the way, jake tapper happens to be jewish. So thats the spokesman for the Moore Campaign. They called themselves morons. Did you know that . We have a great show for you tonight. We have music from geazy and halsey are here with us tonight. A director of a really great new movie called the shape of water, Guillermo Del Toro is here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] and Dwayne Johnson is here with us too. And ill tell you something. Im glad [ cheers and applause ] in timesthese, sometimes you just want someone to hold you in your arms and sing the moana soundtrack. They did a study at Cambridge University that said sheep are smart enough to recognize celebrity faces. So they show a sheep a picture of a fails person, thats president obama. The sheep eight outimes will go to the celebrity. So tonight find out will work with a real celebrity riflt Dwayne Johnson has agr to take part sh two weeks away. Tonight is the hannukkah. For those imacal ly hadrge for one night but it stayed on for eight nights born. Sorry about that. T have a jew lawyer to teach mestut the elf on the shelf . 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He is an internationally beloved superstar called jumanji welcome to the jungle. it opens in theaters a week from please welcome Dwayne Johnson. [ cheers and applause ] thank you, thank you. Thank you. Jimmy i have to say when i see you walk out here i think why dont we work out together . Why dont we get in the gym you never return my texts. Im always saying why dont we work out. Jimmy i can learn some things from you and you can learn some things from me. We can make it work. Jimmy what times do you work out . Generally around 5 00 a. M. 5 30. Jimmy oh forget it. Is there a cot in the gym . I could take a little nap while a little tanning booth in there. You can tan. Jimmy congratulations, by the way. You mentioned on social media that you and your girlfriend are expecting a second daughter. We are, thank you, my friend. Jimmy congratulations. Thank you. Very excited. Very excited. Ive got some strong swimmers jimmy. Jimmy i would expect nothing less. Thats right. Jimmy i wouldnt even get in a pool with you for fear. The first pregnant man. Yes. On jimmy kimmel. But do you, before you announce something on social media, something personal like this do you contact every member ofmihey know from you before they know from everyone else . Iltant to me. So naturally, i no one. Not at all. Maybe five people knew. That was it. It was tightly locked down. Jimmy wow and we sent out the post announcing the pregnancy, and it was actually it was the day of the premier. The jumanji premier. Hone was blowing up. You get a mix of congratulations, were so excited for you and the other 50 is why didnt i know . Why didnt i jimmy who was most upset in my mom. Kidding. Imon only kidding it was everyone but jimmy thats very exciting. Were very, very excited. Jimmy are you ready for this . Do you feel prepared . I feel good. I was raised by women all my life basically. And this is my third daughter. Jimmy and now youre raising more women. Surrounded by the estrogen. Jimmy youre also another major life event. Youre getting a star hollywood walk of fame. Thats a big deal right . Its a huge deal. So this is a good week and im really, really grateful this week. With the walk of fame, i got into this business 17 years ago. This will be 18th year coming up in 2018. The only thing i knew was willing to do put in my work with my own two hands. So i feel like this ceremony is a full circle thing. I cant wait to do and it i think it is right out here. Jimmy do you know what stars your star is near . Do i. So the committee was excited to tell me on one side is Vince Mcmahon really. Who is my mentor and a father figure to me for many, many years. And on the other side bruno mars. Jimmy who is also a father figure. Who is also like my son. So it worked out a family affair. Jimmy if you dont like where your thing ou could probably just reach in and rip it out and put it over mine. Oh, you have one. I didntknow thats great. Jimmy lets ask that question again in a less insulting way. Got it. Too. Oh great thats right, i guess. I walk by it all the time. Jimmy i dont want to start trouble with you but we did have a little bit of a beef as they call it. Thats what we call it in the streets, yes. Jimmy i saw an article in the news that said fannie pack sales had spiked. It became a new accessory. The most popular accessory for 2017 and they attributed this sp this photographfeers applause ] jmy t days. Wed likeat vince go back nd in change . Thap jim t f fs fannie packiness. There in lies the issue that we have right . Jimmy right. And then you posted this which got me a little nervous. It looks like when i come to your share next month, well have ourselves an oldfashioned fanny packer contest. That sounds wrong. Bring it. So i brought it wheres yours [ cheers and applause ] can. You know what . I now humbly give the crown to you. Jimmy thank you very much. And i will store that crown in my fannie pack. 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Which is very interesting. And im well aware of the study. Jimmy so now we would like to try it live with you since you are a famous person. Yes. Jimmy we got a sheep. The sheep is backstage and were going to test it. A control subject. If you want to pick someone from our studio audience lets pick someone from the i select the lovely lady in pink. Jimmy all right. Yes. Come on up. So you will go right here. And lady ipink, what is your name, lady in pink . Jane. Jimmy jane . Oh my daughters name is jane. This is dwayne. Jane. Dwayne. Hi jane. Jimmy im right over here. Jane . Are you ready for this study . You consent to be a part of this study . Yes. Jimmy so speak right into this microphone. In box. And inside the box. Are you going to be insulted if the sheep doesnt recognize you . If the sheep picks jane instead of you . Will this be a blow to your ego . Yes. But i have all the confidence. I do have a question though. Is there a is the sheep color blind at all .