I think of my friends back home but not really they have better pizza thats worth the cold. Scl thanks to winter storm lee am. Is a winter storm to be reckoned with. I will look for you. [ laughter ] i will find you. And i will kill you. Oh, my god of you in liams path. Lately have you seen President Trumps hair flapping in the wind if you havent youre in for a treat this is friday heading into mara lago for the weekend and his hair tried to fly off without him. Now the red hats make sense. [ cheers and applause ] think we might have to see that again. Yeah. See you can see, this is why darth vader had the good sense to wear a helmet. According to White House Press secretary Sarah Sanders the president s hair stood still and he doesnt have a bald spot and anything tohe contrary is fake news. Remember in the campaign when trump took strong stand against something makes no sense. The wind kills all your birds, all your birds, killed. Environmentallists dont talk about that. Wouldnt say it makes your farm land look beautiful with those wind mills driving you loco when you look at them, right. Now we know why hes anti wind. [ cheers and applause ] he doesnt care about birds the guy eats Kentucky Fried Chicken twice a week. Put the hair up there one more time. Ha, ha. This i wonder if this would happen if you rolled cant lope on the floor with dog groomer. We decided to go around to askr what they think is going on on our president s head. Hi what do you think about Donald Trumps hair here . Ooh, someone did not glue that down tight enough. Havent seen that angle, seen the front never the back, its pretty odd. Thats a bad weave. He needs some closure or something. Well. Ha, ha. Theres a lot of hair flying in the air right there. Whoo its like the back side of a dog. Well. I dont know. Um, its bad. Oh, no way. Whats happening to his hair . I dont know. Its awful. What do you think of this . Oh, that need to go. That needs to go. That look like the behind of an ostrich. What would you call that look . Neglect. That guys name monster from goonies with the buck teeth thats who he reminds me of. What would you do with the hair. Id shave the whole head. What do you recommend donald trump do with his hair to avoid looking like a dog. Palmade maybe four or five cans, slick down to the skin. Yeah palm aid will save your life. Keep you in hurricane, tornado, wind storm, in the desert. Keep you from being impeached. Oh, yeah, it will keep you. Palm aid better try it. Brought to you by pomade. Jimmy meanwhile as this Russian Investigation continues on, theres new reports that donald trump still wants to meet with special Counsel Robert Mueller even though his lawyers are strongly advising him not to. They want assurances that muellers team wont try to entrap the president by doing sneaky things like asking him questions. [ laughter ] but trump apparently believes that his extensive experience testifying in the many lawsuits in which hes been involved will help him outmaneuver the special counsel. He thinks he can work this and doesnt realize how high the stakes are. I disagree think its mueller who doesntnow high the stakes are, i agree President Trump you didnt do anything wrong, even if did, you are too smart to get caught, youll run circles around these clowns, donald trump gets in that meeting not only will they drop the investigation Robert Mueller will beg him for tickets to the inaugural ball in 2020. I dare those knit wits to try to outwit the greatest negotiate of all time. President trump you wipe the floor with those numb skulls and when you get done get back to making america greater than already made us which is pretty darn great. [ cheers and applause ] will somebody edit just that part of the video and tweet it to him so he testifies. Donald trump wants a parade by the way. Was in france saw the best deal day parade and got it going so department of defense he wants a big military like that one of course he does, children love parades why wouldnt he. [ laughter ] now the pentagon is stuck trying to figure this out, though they dont know where the money will come from will cost millions, everyone will pitch in, already people already making balloons, they got animals with the for the kids, they got puppets. They got floats. Statutes. More statutes. Man its going to kick that macys parades ass is what it will do of the white house tailor made the president outfit parade. Hes going to look great in it. [ laughter ] even that doesnt fit. I am sure the president isnt very happy about this. This is his wife, his current wife melania she only follows five people on twitter one of those people is barack obama, the man her beloved hates most she follows. She also follows mike pence but wont read any of melanias tweets without his wife in the room so follows karen pence too. People dont know why she will follow barack obama but did manage to get h of dms the first lady slid into is that what they do they slide it in. Here are the dms she wrote, help me. How to lock door of lincoln bedroom, dondon keep finding me and how nobody noticed i have no idea. [ cheers and applause ] i was curious to find out who other mens of team trump are following on twitter. So we looked through these, this is real results, devin author of the hilarious nunes memo, he follows south park and the twitter account for the olympic flame which has more followers than he does the olympic flame. White House Press Secretary follows my brother and my cousin sal all three of them dispicable by the way. Donald trump jr. The best of all. Djtj follows one of the jonas brother. Former Campaign ManagerPaul Manafort who was indicted on charges and he follows at bristol suites woman who tweeted things like this, oops wrong hole, just kidding i dont have a wrong hole. I guess the orange doesnt fall far from the tree. Congress right now is trying to avoid another government shut down. President trump would love to see it if deal isnt reached but senate reached a deal that might not pass the house. Nancy pelosi set a record for longest speech ever given on the house floor in support of daca which is not part of the agreement. She spoke for eight hours and seven minutes straight shes 77 years old [ cheers and applause ] which you know what i have to say, all right, a lot of people are congratulating her my father is 77 years old he once talked about his knee surgery for 13 hours straight. He might still be going i dont know. ll see after twork work. Everythings a mess. White House Press Secretary rob porter resigned after two of h exwives accused him of choking, punching, on verbally abusive on her honey moon the other said he kicked her on their honey moon response this statement released, rob porter a man of true inegg grit and honor a true confident and trusted professional im proud to serve alongside, so he really let him have it. On top of that. E advanta. Listen partners we dont have a flu season we got a duck season a deer sneaso but we dont have a flu season, and dont receive it when somebody threatens you with everybodys getting the flu. Weve already had our shot. He bore our sicknesses and carried our diseases. So jesus was our flu shot . Saying jesus is our flu shot is dumb because not only want to protect you of the flu now your kids will be scared of jesus. So administrati administration distanced themselves from the comments today, with the exception of crazy old people she doesnt have anyone on her side on this. 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The athletes get their family and friends together and put on the hat they decide to play for todays top recruit jacobland m it didnt go over well with his mom. Going to pick my hat cheer. [ applause ] so youre going to florida who just got up and left to your right . Who got up and left. Thats my mom. [ laughter ] jimmy apparently she had her heart set on turning his bedroom into a crafting room now hes going to be so close to home. Believe it or not thats not the most ridiculous thing that happened in florida this week this is the first of what i suspect willk in florida. Inside any google store youre bound to find old clothes, used books, and toys, but how about a grenade launcher the shocking item from last year. Loaded with a live grenade arriving in a group of donated items. Employees didnt recognized the weapon and sent it here to goodwills bargain barn in saraso sarasota. Good going florida, just keep doing whatever it is youre doing. The oscars are less than a month away, will be aired sunday march 4th on abc and nine best picture nominees, which is a lot. So those who havent seen themselvthem heres yaya talking about tom hanks and Meryl Streeps movie the post. Action. Hi its me. Wait, whoa. Hi its me i want to talk about the oscar movie, bust post post washington, you know that movie, it talk about the sreall story. The man in that movalso a good. Did the movie saving private sally fields, you know meryl streep three oscar winner did lot of movies with big stars. Shes in move the devil wore shoes. You know shes in the movie with eastwood too. And also the movie with dusti hoffman and in the movie he dress like woman. M fact is in movie market. In the movie calledsoofy which kid she dont know which one. Okay. The one she do it like with the dog the black and white you know. No. No, okay. Sorry. The next one im not a crook. Im not a crook. You understand. Go watch the movie. Bust office no post post washington okay go watch the movie. Okay. Yehya. Well go watch the movie. Later on the show we will have oscar nominee Richard Jenkins here and musical guest in real life right back with rose byrne [ cheers and applause ] announcer portion of jimmy live were brought to you by maren morris and zedd] baby, why dont you just meet me in the middle in the middle so pull me closer why dont you pull me close why dont you come on over i cant just let you go oh baby im losing my mind just a little so why dont you just meet me in the middle middle join tmobile today, and get an unlimited family plan with netflix included. Wow. Plus, when you buy an iphone, get an iphone for your bff on us. I like it. All on americas best unlimited network. This is a Family Business and you dont have a fence . My dads been there 35 years, never brought home a fence. Do you have a yard . Yeah. Your whole life is a fraud. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hi there, welcome back to the show. Coming up oscar nominee from the shape of water will be here, and this is their single called tattoo how about you, in real life from the mercedesbenz stage. Tomorrow well have ellen pompeo, and jay pharoah and musical guest elise trouw. Joining us next, from brides men and two x men two and peter rabbit opens in theaters next friday. Please welcome rose byrne use ] jimmy very good to see you. Nice to see you. Been a long time since you were here. Been many years, yeah. Funny las time i camhe show i got into a bit of trouble. Jimmy from who . Well i was brokee and i had a car from rentawreck. Jimmy nice you were living it up. Yeah. No airconditioning. Yeah. Didnt get much work becau i t. I think i spoke adject the car on the show and got a letter from them. Even though theyre advertising its a wreck. Jimmy that is the name. Wasnt leading anyone up the wrong pang. Jimmy so did they threaten to sue you. They just were hurt. They were hurt. Their disposition was they were in a lot of pain about it. Iel confused to be really hurt. Honest its rent a wreck. Jimmy did you write them back. I remained silent. Apologize. T to get deported. Im sorry i hurt your feelings. Jimmy they didnt com reposses the can festiva. No they didnt take the car. Jimmy you and your significant other have two kids you just had a boy. A boy yeah. Jimmy how old is he now. Hes little, three months old. Jimmy really little. Yeah. Jimmy so is he behaving himself. Hes pretty fiery. Gets jade up pretty quickly like hell be chilled out and will be like ra r. Were like oh, my god. The othery chilled out. Jimmy how old is rocco. Hes two. Jimmy nice age difference. Pretty great. Jimmy does the baby look more like one of you than the other. The baby you know its weird he looks a little like Jeff Sessions. Jimmy the attorney general of the United States . Yes. Jimmy why, what parts of his face look like Jeff Sessions. Its not like that more like he has this expression like that quizical look that Jeff Sessions has. [ laughter ] jimmy oh, yeah there he is. Thats what your son looks like huh. With the little rso forgive jimmy he does look like he needs a diaper change. Hopefully he grows out of that. We love him hes gorgeous. Jimmy how is bobby doing. Hes good, good. Sends his best. Jimmy he seems like a really great guy. A lot of fun. Two kids under two. Jimmy you brought your parents here tonight. I did. My dads hoping to get a new car. Jimmy a brand new 1992 festiva. Oh, those are your parents. Where you guys from . Where do you live now . In tazmanian. Jimmy now i want to give you a warning, you are sitting next to some people who, i feel like weve done you a disservice, these people own a fence company. Been part of the family for years and they have dmo fence. They have a big lot and i dog. You guys didnt you say your dad lives on a garlic form. Jimmy yes they have a property in tazmanian and dad has a garlic farm just planted 75 new bulbs. Is that a lot . Doesnt seem like that many. Its pathetic. Jimmy and are you a garlic lover in general. Oh, yeah i like garlic yes. Jimmy is it some of the best garlic in tazmanian. Its very well received. Jimmy oh, it is. Yeah. Yeah theres a competition in hobart, the can capital of tazi,its a garlic kpetic. We have one of those competitions in g gilroy, the whole town smells like garlic. Does your husband smell like garlic. I do as well. And we give it to friends. Jimmy were going to take a break. The movie is called peter rabbit. Rose byrne is here. Well be right back. [ cheers and applause ] what happens now. Determines what happens to the rest of the world. Lets go experience aweinspiring performance in the 2018 lexus lc 500. This never gets old. Experience amazing. [engine accelerating] see Marvel Studios black panther in theaters february 16th. 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