Donald trump. President trump had a busy day he spoke at the are going great. They were happy to see donald trump and trump was happy that they were happy to see him. He told the crowd he loves c pack and would never leave t went after john mccain, called hillary crooked, called the media crooked thought he would guns to School Teachers go, youre mistaken. This is a man with a thats good. And a teacher would have shot the hell out of him before he dramn at happened. Movie it would make no difference but inn. A Security Guard doesnt know the children doesnt love the children. This man standing outside the School Teachers love their pupi they love their students. This is what happen when we elect a picture who thought park mall cop was a documentary. [ cheers and applause ] also the called the Deputy Sheriff a coward who better to call him a coward, lets find out what a brave man donald trump has become lately. I will call up i have to do it myself. Jimmy hold on lets wrauch that one more time. Ill tell you something takes a strong man to [ bleep ] his pants in front of 10,000 people. Meanwhile Donald Trumps son is in india selling low priced condominiums right now. For 38,000 you could have dinner with him. Ed hes very popular in india they call him dumb dog millionaire over there. At the organizers put out a full page adidas. Trump is here, are you invited. I open theres such thing as karma. If in is i hope donald trump jr. Gets reinka karcarnated as dona trump jr. Meanwhile back at home the a wonder why, could it be anything to do with a guy in marriage of immigrants. Unbelievable this is what well focus on next will work on the statue of liberty which will read this ad this a at least were being honest about what we want as a nation. So the white house hit north korea with largest round of sanctions yet. I feel like these sanctions are going to be the sanctions that turn north korea into a freedom loving democracy its hard to understand what were hoping to accomplish with these sanctions over and over. This is complicated the idea is if we restrict their food suppose the people of north korea will have no choice but to eat their nuclear weapons. Is that how it works . Okay. Meanwhile in south korea the olympics are winding down. Still no closer to what ice speeding and ice dancing. Did you see the guy on the speed skating rink. Youre about to. This gentleman took everything off other thutu and monkey pouc. Why not. He looks great. If i was going to streak id wait to do it at the summer olympics its more impressive. While all eyes were on pony tail man another athlete from russia failed a drug test this time a female bob sled pilot. This is the woman. Shes wearing the tshirt before got busted. She finished 12th so whatever she took didnt work. She wasnt even pushing the sled she was the one on it. That seems to be the easiest gold to get, right, riding the sled down. So the russian team was banned for doping at the last olympics. This time four adjective leepth positive, two were russians, i have the solution, ban russia forever from the olympics but we let them have their own event called the super olympics [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] where everyone in it has the physique and appearance, everyone looks like the terminator canada throw a javelin in the middle of the sun. Id watch that. The olympics asa know have not been broadcast on our network theyre on nbc so weve been showing clips from youtube and pretending theyre from the olympics so here are the highlights from the final day of competition at the winter youlympics. Final event sweden on the blue sled is being slowed down by a large dog and fran chess cow gaining and the red sled pulls ahead for the win. Jimmy now thats ha, ha that is not. [ cheers and applause ] not his best friend. All right. Were going to take a break s of when we come back we have a special black panther edition of eye witness news and that week in unnecessary censorship. Stick around. Vibranium secured. Well done my king. Is my ride ready . Of course, big brother. But you have to hurry. Show off experience luxury performance that takes the crown. Presenting the allnew lexus ls 500. Long live the king. [ cheering ] got woooo nse going on my first targetrun. Need anything . . Laundry detergent toothpaste ill get my purse. Ok, nana. Get low prices today and every day. Targetrun and done. This is google home max. Its a speaker thats smart. Itll tune to your room and fill it with music. So if you want to feel all the layers of that acoustic version you love. song by sylvan esso . Or if you just want to bump the bass. Hey google, play that song thats like. You might not ever come down. song by Anderson Paak use it with spotify or youtube music. 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Tonight on the show dosik and Kyle Chandler and Saoirse Ronan on the way. But first. You heard of body mental disorder characterized by an urge to change the way you look. Apparently snapchat is exasperbating that so much that people are going to Plastic Surgeons to make them look more like how they look through the snapchat filter, like im vomiting rainbows all the time. Isnt that weird. Im not a medical expert but if this is the look youre trying to get. You dont need a Plastic Surgeon you need a veterinarian. I mean who would actually make an appointment, go to the doctor, and guillermo, have you heard of such a thing . No its so crazy. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy did you change something about your face . No im trying out some new hair gel. Jimmy oh, new hair gel . Yeah. Jimmy i would like you to do the snapchat. Maybe go get your phone and when you come back i want to see what that looks like through the snapchat filter. Well snapchat on top of snapchat face. Sure no problem ill go get it. Jimmy okay well never see him again. [ cheers and applause ] how many of you have seen the movie black panther . [ cheers and applause ] its the number one movie in the world. Black panther had the biggest opening week of any marvel movie ever earned more than 520 million it tells the story of the king of a fictitious african country called wakanda its not a real place but not everyone knows that so we went on the street to ask them their thoughts on the crisis in wakanda were they willing to weigh in on a fake crisis in a fake country, lets find out on tonights black panther of lie witness news. Is it time to bring the u. S. Troops home from wakanda . I think we need a strong presence there. I definitely support our troops so if theyre in wakanda i think they should they have say reason to be there. Should we be involved in wakanda right now . No i think we should resolve our own problems first. Especially whats going on in the government. What are people saying about the crisis in wakanda. They saying like its like a big catastrophic. Should wakanda be forced to share their vibranium. No. Why . Its their, it belongs to their country. Without vrks ibranium we cant power fidget spinners or golf carts. Id say we need to find another way of doing that. Whats your opinion of the twitter war between President Trump and king of wakanda. My opinion is i think its good in this state bad publicity is good publicity as long as people are watching, tuning in, somebodys getting paid somewhere. Were all just human beings so we cant judge each other. Or panthers. Or anything. Were all humans. Except for panthers. Yes, panthers. Why does donald trump dislike the wakandas so much. Should i say it . Because theyre not his color. Orange. Yeah, okay. Ha, ha. Yeah. Orange. I dont think nobodys his color. Okay. No. Ha,ha. You think if someone made a movie about whats happening in wakanda it would be popular or people dont want to see that . People dont want to see it, yeah, i dont think so. Jimmy all right thanks everybody. [ cheers and applause ] one more thing before we forge ahead its friday so this week in unnecessary censorship. What is the carrot that you are dangling for north korea to convince them to talk. Were not using a carrot were using large [ bleep ]. I watched that game with a [ bleep ] in my [ bleep ] the penalty ire time. A tenyearold boy on a quest to [ bleep ]. Every Police Officer in america made his way to l. A. Pd. Go in and grab them by [ bleep ]. No games. To use your metaphor, candy coating in the blow [ bleep ] which is my wifes favorite. I go to bed thinking about the excitement of [ bleep ] the next morning. Did you [ bleep ] like that. I dont hi. I can fit a box of twizzlers in my [ bleep ]. What would mike pence buy if he could buy anything . A [ bleep ]. He has always wanted a [ bleep ]. This night is made a lot sweeter because i know you have four and i have five. [ cheers and applause ] glad theyre getting along. Tonight on the show music from wrzosek and Marcus Cannon is here and well be right back with Saoirse Ronan. [ cheers and applause ] dicky portions of Jimmy Kimmel Live are brought to you by kevita. Sparkling probiotic drinks, alive like you. Introducing the npower jean aka the perfect straight. And introducing the new relaxed slim for men. Power up with 50 off all jeans this saturday and sunday only. At old navy. Pain from chest congestion can make this. When you have a cold,. Feel like this. Allinone cold symptom relief from tylenol®, the 1 doctor recommended pain relief brand. Tylenol®. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hi and welcome back. Tonight from the very funny new movie game night, Kyle Chandler is here. Then, his ep came out today. Its called game winner. Joey dosik from the mercedesbenz stage. [ cheers and applause ] guillermo okay lets do it. So guillermo has a snapchat face on. Now weve added the filter. Its like a look into infinity. Bring it up a little higher. We should have put a fake tongue on you too. You can stare into that for a real long time cant you guillermo. Yeah all day long. Jimmy all right thats enough. Supposed to be guarding my life over there. All right ill put it away, yeah. Jimmy our first guest is 23 years old and. Nominated for an oscar, for the third time. She won the golden globe for her performance in lady bird. Please welcome Saoirse Ronan. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy are you into snapchat . Are you a snap chatter . Im not i wish i was if thats what you get. Skbr jimmy that is what you get and you get it for free too. Your third oscar nomination and youre a very young person. There are people go their whole lives and dont get even one its really remarkable thing. Thanks. Jimmy i know its not a question more of a statement. Yeah, no, its whats that for . Jimmy that is just tape. Heres a talk show secret when i hold up the album i know where to put it. Magic of tv. My god. And, but, yeah, to go back to your nonquestion. Jimmy yeah my nonquestion. No, its its great because you never, like, you never expect it to happen again. Do you know what i mean so every time you kind of go, oh, they remember. Jimmy Timothee Chalamet was here last night. With oprah. God she isnt on again is she shes great. Jimmy i would have been nervous around oprah. I would wanted to hug her the whole time. Jimmy she would have hugged you probably. Do you think so . Jimmy i think she absolutely would do that. You never met oprah. Never. Well she made that speech at the globes. Jimmy and everybody wanted her to be president after that. You never got to meet her. I never did. I would vote for her. Jimmy are you allowed to vote in the united states. I dont know im not a resident here. Jimmy oh, then no way. Not now youre not. Jimmy no this is problemly going to be your last oscars youre not going to be able to get back in here. You better win this time. My gosh. Jimmy i know theres a lot of pressure youre going to have to be on via facetime. Or snapchat. Jimmy is it less exciting to go to the oscars the third time. I havent been to it yet so i dont know. It will be brilliant. Its been very different each time ive gone. Jimmy in what ways was it different. The first time i didnt know anyone and nobody knew me. It was myself and my mom and dad and we flew over i was a kid. I was only 13 years old. And we flew over from new zealand because i was shooting there with Peter Jackson who is mr. Academy award hes won so many of them. Jimmy yeah. And we went over and all i remember from the night out of the everything, the whole experience, is me doing an interview and being in the foreground of this shot going its so great to be here and my mom was in the background, she had a dress with a long train and George Clooney stood on the train and didnt realize so shes in the background the oscars are great, she is going george excuse me, he wont turnaround and it gets more and more aggressivive shes like, george, and he wont turnaround and eventually he just sort of like walked away. Jimmy oh. She came up to me afterwards like, youll never believe what just happened to me what George Clooney just did to me. Jimmy was that her first time being trampled by the sexiest man alive was the second time more successful . I dont know if you would call it more successful, we again, mother and i were out in the main area just outside the auditorium where there is a bar. Werent necessarily having a drink at that time but we were chatting away. You know how it is, were going to be doing it in a week from now. Jimmy yeah. Everyones chatting away and getting excited and stuff and thought we could chat away to everyone and all of a sudden we hear someone say and now the 88th Academy Awards they locked the door and we had to run in and barely made it in. Jimmy because your mother needed a drink. I think i needed a drink. We were networking, we were chatting. Wheeling and dealing. Jimmy sounds like you need to leave your mother home this time. Shes the best plus one. Jimmy thats good she doesnt embarrass you in anyway. No apart from the George Clooney, that was more on george. Jimmy well george technically was on mom. I see what youre saying. Ha, ha. I mentioned Timothee Chalamet are you friendly with him. You guys were also, he was in lady bird as well. Yeah we smooched a lot in lady bird. Is it true you encouraged him to get a fake id during the shooting of that film. No. I would never. I would never do that. I would never. Jimmy it must have been odd for you to come to this country when back home youre legally allowed to drink. At like 12. Although you are legally able to drink at 18 at home so he was about 19 at the time and i just know the pain of, you know, going out with a crew that youre working with on a saturday and you know, youve been drinking a few years at home and know what youre doing and you go out with everyone and youre the only one thats turned away so i mentioned to him that people mentioned to me in the past that you could get an id that isnt necessarily legit which is exactly what happened to me few years ago. I only used one once. I wouldnt recommend. Jimmy what happened . Well its ironic that it terrifies me so much to pretend to be someone else in real life. And my friend we were going into this club i was about 19 or 20 at the time and she wanted to go to this cool club shes from new zealand and she said i have a spare id a passport or library card shes like just take this. Im about like but what do i say if he asks me question. Maybe i should do an accent so when i was cueing up to the club i started coming up with back story, kind of going like im kiwi so i need to talk like that. And theyll ask about my age and i came up with this whole arc for the character. And i was like here you go, heres my id hes like cool yeah go on in. Jimmy disappointing in a way. It was. Jimmy Saoirse Ronan is here. Well be right back. We the people. Are defined by the things we share. And the ones we love. Who never stop wondering what well do or where well go next. We the people who are Better Together than we are alone. Are unstoppable. Welcome to the entirely new expedition. We lovoh totally i do not wish it was midcentury at all. Or longer. 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