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[ laughter ] a man was arrested at jfk airport on sunday after reportedly attempting to smuggle in over 100,000 worth of live birds hidden inside hair curlers. [ laughter ] on the plus side, the birds looked amazing [ laughter ] i mean beautiful. [ applause ] according to a new study, half of married people wished they had been able to relax and enjoy their wedding day. The other half are called grooms [ laughter ] [ applause ] a man completed a 180 mi unicycle ride yesterday across the state of maine, unbelievably, without stopping to have sex once [ laughter ] hey, hot stuff oh [ laughter ] why e [ cheers and applause e why are all thst guys on only one wheel the oldest living woman inro eu passed away today in italy, at just over 116yearsold. Thats every italian sonsar nightm his mother living to 116 [ laughter ] thats right the oldest living woman passed away today at 116. Th let be a reminder to everybody, please, get vaccinated [ laughter ] and thats your closer she we got a great show for you tonight. Shes the executive producer behind abcs new show grand hotel. Eva longoria is back, everybody. [ cheers and applause her new drama series, perpetual grace, ltd is on epix the wonderful jacki weaver is here, you guys [ cheers and applause and hes a very funny comedian who is the host of the trutvp game show d off with Michael Torpey, Michael Torpey is here tonight. So youre here on a good night you know, guys, im in my 40s, married, 2 kids but nothing, and i mean nothing makes me feel older than when i realize i no longer understand the new ang terms teenagers are using. And it seems like these days, teen slang is evolvi so fast, that sometimes, its hard to keep up. So we decided to give you a little primer on new teen slang termthin a segment we call se explains teen slang. [ cheers and applause o sur first new teen slang term is pet flicks and chill. Heres the definition. When someone wl only make out with you after you watch videos of their cat [ laughter ] here it is in a sentence sarah is a great kisser, but if i have to watch one more video of baxter playing with yarn, im out. [ laughter ] petflicksandchill next, we have chair noble. Heres the definition. The tworow exclusion zone around the kidn class with bad b. O. [ laughter ] matt never showers after gym, so everyo gives him a threechair radius to avoid the fallout. Chairnoble. [ applause ] upext, give it up [ cheers and applause up next, we have reef cake. Heres the definition. A guy who smokes weed all day but is somehow still ripped. [ laughter ] here it is in a sentence trevors bong must weigh 100 pounds because hes always stoned, but hes got arms like a long shoreman. [ light laughter ] that boy, a reef cake. [ laughter ] next, we have [ applause ] that one works because teens also use beefcake. [ laughter ] next, we have mcrib. Heres the definition. The kid who shows up to school once every year. [ laughter ] here it is in a sentence chase made his annual appearance to class for the final exam, promptly flunked and headed on home guess well see that mcrib next year [ laughter ] next up [ applause ] you guys have probably heard of ghosting ghosting, which means to suddenly stop communicating meth e youre dating. Well this is superghosting. Heres the definition. When someone ghosts you, because laughter ] and he it is in a sentence brad stopped answering my texts two weeks ago, and i was worried that i did something wrong but good news, he was deadla [ hter ] superghosted. Ripad [ laughter and applause up next, its bummer camp. In and heres the defion. When your parents send you away to summer camp, so they can iron out the details of their divorce. [ audience aws ] i did say bummer [ laughter ] t tommys pumpedgo to camp onowaga this year, but i heard hes only going because his mom boinked her trainer. My dude has no idea hes going to bummer camp [ laughter ] next up [ applause ] next up, some of you might be familiar, you might remember thk 80s sitcom, pubrewster, about a young orphan well, it also happens to be super popular with teens in 2019. Its popular with teens now, not with the 4yearolds in my writers room. [ laughter ] this is a real thing teens are doing. Not something we constructed out of our own experience [ light laughter ] and pretended that teens are saying it. Come on, guys. [ laughter ] are using is hunky brewster. What does it mean . Its that really hot orphan in class. [ laughter ] lets see it in a sentence whoa, check out hunky brewster over there id never abandon that kid in a mall [ audience ohs ] [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause and finally, youve probably heard the term suns out, guns out, which is used when guys want to show off their muscles during summer. Whe our last new teen slan term is eggs out, legs out. [ light laughter ] heres the definition. Its when your dad makes you breakft in his tighty whities. [ laughter ] for example, lets get out of here stat. Da its already 8 30 anwill be down here soon, and itll be eggs out, legs out this has been seth explains teen slang. Well be right back with eva longoria, everybody. [ cheers and applause applebees new loaded chicken fajitas. Now only 10. 99. So recently my sons band was signed by a record label. While were on theoad, i can keep my parents in the loop with the whole facetime thingr ted a rockstar. vo the n,twork more people rely o gives you more. Like great deals on the best devices. Thats verizon. Nexgard chew comes power, confidence, reassurance youre doing whats right to protect your dog from fleas and ticks for a full month. This one little nexgard chew 1 vet recommended protection. And its the only chew approved to prevent infections that cause lyme disease. Plus, its safe for puppies. Theres lot of power in this one little nexgard chew. Nexgard. 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Shescurrently executive prod the new series, grand hotel which airs monday nights on abc. Lets take a look. All i know is this morning when i offered to help, you wanted to solve the problems all by yourself. But then alicia had an idea. Yeah, a good idea shes been home all week, santiago ive been helping you run thise plr years now. Its my hotel my neck on the line. To make these hard decisions because you dont let me. Seth please welcome back to the show, eva longoria, everybody. [ cheers and applause seth welcome back. Hi. Seth how are youm i doing good. Is this thing on seth this thineyis on. The hearing anything you say. Is that just a prop or is that real . Seth this is in case everything goes wrong with all the other microphones. This is our backup microphone. O seth just in case. Got it. Seth god forbid we have to use it yes seth ed have to share a crophone it gets very awkward i know. [ laughter ] seth youve been traveling you were in europe you were in italy. I wasin seth you were annes. I was in cannes i was in italy and then italy seth okay, great and where was this photo this was on your trip, yes that was in cannes. Jimmy cannes, gorgeous yeah, i dont know if its cannes or cannes. Seth cannes. [ cheers ] cannes. Right . [ cheers and applause seth yeah. Dress. It was a good dress i was like, oh, im wearing this dress. Seth yeah. It looks fantastic yeah. N seth congratulations our show thank you seth its fantastic. It premiered last night. Grand hotel [ cheers and applause premierelast night seth tons of people watched it yeah. Seth this is based on a spanish show that came out eight years ago. Yeah, yeah. Its based on a original spanish format from spain. D it was about this hotel and the family that runs it. And so i was obsessed with it. And i got the rights to do it in english. And now, this show is about the last familyowned hotel in south beach, in miami. And so its awesome. Its just like a delicious, juicy summer obsession seth you are you act in it yeah. Seth you produce it. You direct yeah. Seth youve directed other shows. I know yeah. Seth the mick, blackish. Yeah. Seth do you like directing i do. Tlike telling people what do seth yeah. [ laughter ] yeah. And im really good at it. Seth are you really good at it yeah, yeah. Seth you feel as though you it resonates when you tell them what to dod im like, i foun calling. You, move that. [ light laughter ] no, i love it. I love it, especially th grand hotel. Because it was like from its inception, we had an amazing writer, brian tannen who created an amazing script. And so, just to be involved from beginning to end with this amazing cast you should see this cast its just theyre just amazing and beautiful. So and ts fun to direct the show seth i was very impressed at some our your problem solving for directing. Solving. Its all problem seth because it does strike me that you maybe have hired some very tall people. Yeah. Seth and then you have then had to compensate a little bit. Yeah, yeah. Seth because [ laughter ] i like that. Because youre not on your tippy toes this is very high status i know. Seth that youre just like, i will look over your shoulder. [ laughter ] i will tell you how to do this this guy was crazy tall. cause his nickname was streh. Seth yeah. [ light laughter ] yeah. And this was a pilot i directed in toronto in toronto which yay, torontoea seth y canada. Seth oh, yeah. Yay, canada seth theyre having a good time in toronto. They just won he re having a good time. Seth they won a nba World Championship i know. I know seth thats very exciting for themh, but yea thats probably me on every set, though im so short i can never see the monitors or the camera seth i figure. But i heard you figured out a way to make yourself feel taller on the set which is you bring your 1yearold to set [ ughter ] i do. I do seth i notice a characters me there, santiago thats your sons name, as well. Yes, yes. Seth did you give him a shout out in the character or was that already named no, so what happened was the original name of the character didn clear seth oh, wow and i already had the name of my baby. I was pregnant when we shot the pilot. And so, we were trying to think of namesy and i knew mbaby was going to be santiago. I was like, why dont you try santiago see if that clears. And it cleared so the character is my baby. R seth wow, thats fantastic yes seth what a hot start in show business for him. I know. [ light laughter ] i know seth and then whats it like bees your does he like g on set does your son like being there no. Seth okay. Yeah. [ laughter ] not really no, you know, he i directed the first the First Episode back of grand hotel when he was 2monthsold seth uhhuh. So he didnt really have an opinion. Seth yeah. You know, he was like i was breastfeeding. I was you know, he was just on me the entire time i was directing. And then this last pilot i just directed, he was, you know, 10monthsold. And he was like, bah ah and i was like, oh, he doesnt like that take. Seth yeah. Eres a lot of less attention, probably, paid to him on set yeah. Seth than he would like but what about you know, obviously, nothing is to appropriate 10monthold. But your work, grand hotel, i feel like a kid has to be pretty old to appreciate thatse desperate houves, i think you got to be, like, 25. I know. [ light laughter ] i know i always get surprised when i had 8yearold fans from housewives. I was like, are you watching that . [ laughter ] im, like, naked in every episode. Sh are your parents tching you yeah. Seth do you have parental supervision . [ laughter ] but you are doing something thats very kidfriendly yes seth so liveaction its a liveaction liveaction dora the explorer. Seth thats really exciting. Yeah. [ cheers and applause yes, its going to be awesome. Its yeah, its like dora tomb raider. Shes kicking seth oh, wow yes, shes in the jungle, kicking butt seth thats exciting yeah. And its not 6yearold dora its 16yearold dora. Seth yeah, cause you cant let a 6yearold in the jungle yeah. Seth yeah. It was the first time i was a mom did a role and i was playing a mom. And i was a new mom. And i really approached it so differently. So remember the directors like, and then youre going to do this. I was like, no, no, no. I would never let my child run t into the crumblingple. Right . Like, its falling down. He was like, right, but dora has to save the movie. Id i was like, yeah, but dont think we should let her go by herlf seth right i see. In the jungle. Laughter ] and they were like, right, yeah its dora. And im like, yeah, i dont think we should do that. Seth i cant wait er see this dora whjust the temples crumble. And she doesnt run in. Seth and she doesnt run in. And the whole moral [ light laughter ] and then you look at the cama. And youre like, remember, kids, temples are dangerous seth dangerous. [ laughter ] can you say [ speaking in Foreign Language ] [ applause ] you got santiago turns one, is it today, tomorrow . When does he tomorrow. Seth tomorrow. Yeah. But i guess when they are watching this, hell be one. Seth okay, gotcha. Yeah, when this airs and then you have big plans e do seth oh, no. Oh, my gosh i swore i wasnt going to be the mom that hadhe big birthday, 1yearold birthday. Au c im like, theyre not going to remember it hes not going to remember seth of course youre absolutely right. Anything. Im not were not were going to have a cake seth great that wast he right thas yes seth that was the right attitude to have what happened . Eva, be honest what happened . My husband happened seth kay. Yeah, my husband is mexican so, like yes. Woo, woo so, we have literally 150 mexicans cominover seth okay, yeah. [ laughter ] its bigger than our wedding. Seth yeah. But what were doing is were baptizing him the same day so seth okay. Yeah. So hes like, its not the Birthday Party its the baptism. Im like, its 150 people, either way its too many people. But its going be great. An its going to be good to have everyone. Seth i mean, the nice thing about that, of course, is that he wont remember itot but the will be a lot of fun. Yeah. Seth like a lot of friends and family yes what do you guys do . Seth we just have fully lied to them. We theyre three and one. And we told them each theyre st l six months each. We havent done anything [ laughter ] you havent done one birthday seth no, weve done you know, i would say 20 people oh. Seth came over but youre jewish seth my wifes jewish. Kay. Seth yeah, so the boys are jewish but yeah. Seth yeah. So theres no traditions . [ laughter ] seth theres not really. Me i , you know, the bris is the real tradition and you spend every birthday trying to forget about it. You know right [ laughter ] see, us catholics, we celebrate everything seth yeah. Yeah. Seth i mean we celebrate things they got presents and stuff. I dont want it to make it sound like, you know, i dont love my kids [ laughter ] yeah, no santa claus. What seth i mean also i should say one of the other problems, i dont know 150 people. Oh, yeah. Seth i think that will b it [ light laughter ] thats just our family. Seth is that really just family yeah. Seth and they all live close enough that they can just show up no. T seth yre flying in no, they dont live close seth wow i was like, surely, nobody will come. And everybodys like, yes, well be there. Seth is it on par with how many people were at your wedding . No. Its double. Seth its double your wedding . Yes our wedding was, like, 70 pple. Seth and was it because you invited people and theyre like, were fine. And now you youre like, you want to come to a 1yearolds party . Its because. Seth and theyreplike, were on the e. [ laughter ] yes, yes, exactly no, its cause santiagos way more popular than seth yeah, i get it. Jo me and seth well, hes named after a Major Television character exactly [ laughter ] seth on a hit show no less on a hit show number one summer drama. Seth congratulations on that thanks for being here. Its always ch a pleasure. [ cheers and applause thank you seth thats eva longoria, everybody. Grand hotel airs monday nights at 10 00 p. M. On abc welr,be back with jacki weave everybody. Low battery sound. Do you want a charge . 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