What if the 2021 Oscars did a drive-thru ceremony?
Before I propose a drive-through Oscars, before you get your man-thong in a bundle over how inappropriate that would seem, and how the Academy Awards ceremony requires class and a stuffy dignity that really turns off the younger viewers, I’ll remind you that Björk once dropped an egg on the red carpet, and in 1974 a dude wearing nothing but a mustache streaked right across the world’s grandest stage. Dignity? What dignity? For the love of gawd, we’ve seen Rob Lowe sing with Snow White. We’ve watched John Travolta’s brain freeze up as he breathlessly introduced “Adele Dazeeeeeeeee...