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Major tie-up with a company. >> a brilliant story. my agent, who you know, alan berg, is is a really, really nice guy. he called me after, i've got great news for you, simon. what's that? a million dollars for a commercial. how many days work? a day. i said. what's the bad news? it's viagra. and i was trying to work out whether it was a compliment or an insult. >> why have they targeted you? had they heard anything on the grapevine? >> in. i'm putting a positive spin on it. >> can there be one? >> i am the guy everyone wants to be so if you take viagra it's going to be as big as mine or someth...

>> a brilliant story. my agent, who you know, alan berg, is is a really, really nice guy. he called me after, i've got great news for you, simon. what's that? a million dollars for a commercial. how many days work? a day. i said. what's the bad news? it's viagra. and i was trying to work out whether it was a compliment or an insult. >> why have they targeted you? had hay heard anything on the grapevine? i'm putting a positive spin on it. can there be one? >> i am the guy everyone wants to be so if you take viagra it's going to be as big as mine or something like that. i said no. >> do you th...

you know simon cowell from "american idol." >> wasn't it great. >> can you not -- >> start again. >> not in your element. you're in mine. >> lower voice. one more time. okay. three, two, one. >> i'll continue, actually. before i was so rudely interrupted. i'm going to continue because i did that perfectly. he's not one of the most astute guests in america. he's a serial pain in the backside whose only great decision was to hire me on "america's got talent" and it gives me absolutely no pleasure to have simon cowell here apart from the fact i know it's going to cause you enormous disp...

simon cowell for the hour. this is "piers morgan tonight." you know simon cowell from "american idol." >> wasn't it great. >> can you not -- >> start again. >> not in your element. you're in mine. >> lower voice. one more time. okay. three, two, one. >> i'll continue, actually. before i was so rudely interrupted. i'm going to continue because i did that perfectly. he's not one of the most astute guests in america. he's a serial pain in the backside whose only great decision was to hire me on "america's got talent" and it gives me absolutely no pleasure to have simon cowell here apart...

you know simon cowell from "american idol." >> wasn't it great. >> can you not -- >> start again. >> not in your element. you're in mine. >> lower voice. one more time. okay. three, two, one. >> i'll continue, actually. before i was so rudely interrupted. i'm going to continue because i did that perfectly. he's not one of the most astute guests in america. he's a serial pain in the backside whose only great decision was to hire me on "america's got talent" and it gives me absolutely no pleasure to have simon cowell here apart from the fact i know it's going to cause you enormous disp...