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Transcripts For CNN Real Time With Bill Maher 20240915

And now the hbo original series real time with bill maher the clock how are you doing? there robert baer. Hi everybody. How are you doing thank you very much. I know thank you very much. Hey wow. I appreciate it oh stop! okay. Wow. I know why you re excited today because trump s in l. A. Today. That s. Yeah. Can you feel it? doing some fundraising. Also, he s going to meet with the studios. He s got a great idea for a remake of the truth about cats. And dogs oh oh, man did you. Did you see the debate tuesday night? wow. Now i m just going by what cnn had 25 independents who didn t hadn t made their mind before the debate she won 23 to 2. So that s pretty. I haven t seen a woman beat an opponent that bad since that olympic boxer with the suspicious high levels of testosterone uh wow it was pretty bad for him but halfway through it, he had a look on his face like, boy, where s a sniper when you need one? oh, we kid oh yeah. I mean, nobody thought he did good. His teenage son, barron was ....

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Transcripts For CNN The Whole Story With Anderson Cooper 20240915

To the whole story. I m anderson cooper. We are less than seven months away from the next presidential election. But even now, four years after joe biden won, there are a number of down from supporters who dispute those results. And that s not all they dispute. The january 6 attack was an insurrection dispute. The idea of separation of church and state in america. Some even dispute that the last super bowl was played honestly, and they blamed taylor swift for rigging the outcome over the next hour, cnn s donie o sullivan dives and those who are trying to battle them. [music playing] donnie o sullivan: this event today is at a church but [laughs] not entirely clear what kind of church it really is. One of the guest speakers there today is a man by the name of derrick evans. He spent three months in prison for his role in the attack on the us capitol, and now he s running for congress. [rain pattering] (singing) for the land of the free and the home of the brave [applause] supporter: tha ....

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Transcripts For FOXNEWS Jesse Watters Primetime 20240914

Tonight. . . David murr, i think he corree 11g calls for an investigation into the abc debate. We have a nation that is dying, david. You may have heard of springfield, ohio. Some facts about immigrants. They are ambitious, hardworking. They commit less time. Jesse: john legend goes to war against springfield, ohio, from his beverly hills mansion. I m a person who loves watching sports and playing football. Enjoys shotgunning beers before football games. Jesse: democrats try to man up before the election. Brett favre joins primetime. What the hell is brett favre doing here? i m in town to play the dolphins, you dumb ass. I don t understand. Please explain it to me, jesse. Girl s name. [ ] jesse: fox news alert, kamala harris just bombed her first solo interview. She couldn t answer basic questions and struggled to say how she was different than joe biden. We ll have more on that in a second. Last night trump said there was no way he was doing another debate. Tonight he s a little more ....

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Transcripts For FOXNEWS Gutfeld 20240914

Greg: all right, all right. Still it s never enough. It s friday see you know what that means let s welcome tonight s guests. Is so white so white craps. Fox news contributor tom shillue she is so southern she was baptized with mountain dew. Katie mcdowell! ladies would love to try his rocky mountain oysters, chef andrew grewal. And although no longer a cheerleader she is is still commuting by cartwheel. Host of outnumbered emily compiled you all right so before we get to some news stories let s do this. [ ] greg the leftovers. . . Yum. This is where i read the jokes we didn t use this week as always is my first time reading them if they suck we will address joe mott she as a goose and send him to springfield ohio. Today is friday the 13th. To celebrate haitians in springfield are only eating black cats. Donald trump told the new york post that he s done debating we are still waiting for a new offer from his opponent. Cancelled debate is a tough break for nbc who announced their new ....

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Transcripts For FOXNEWS Gutfeld 20240913

[ cheering and applause ] greg: i know. I know! i know! [ chuckling ] you are lucky to have me. [ laughter ] happy thursday everybody. So while filming a music video in nashville, von jan gottamac jon bon jovi heroically talked a woman off of talk jumping off a bridge, by promising to quit making music. [ laughter ] yeah. That is a good one. Kamala harris is flying to north carolina to get the undecided votes while joe biden is meeting with st. Peter to get the data about. [ laughter ] i get it! more of those jokes. The democrat advises kamala harris not to do more interviews because she could say something that could be used against her, like reminding them she is currently vice president. Year congressman fell asleep during actual testimony from families who lost loved ones to illegal immigrant crime. Give him a break, he was up all night making lunch. On the view, joe tried to get up popstar ushered to endorse kamala harris but he was not taking the bait. The bait had already been e ....

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