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Those also. But first lets look at tonights guest. He sells his fans razors in case they prefer suicide. [applause] can we go back really quick . Doesnt he look like a member of kiss without the makeup . She is such a whiz they put her on Philly Cheesesteak fox News Business Anchor Lawrence and eddie. [applause] and to terrify the minions. Charlie her. And finally she is like barbie small and one with fake hair. Cap cat kat timpf. Now before we get to some stories and we had plenty of them lets do this. Leftovers. We will be the jokes we did not use this week so if they suck we will tie joe to...

That nordstrom might be swedish for free stuff. Roll it. The crowd ransacked the shop stealing a hundred grand worth of designer goods. Wait a minute, this is not the right video. Thats chicago from last week. Thats the mob that looted a 711. I didnt think nordstrom sold beef jerky. Can we roll the right one, please . Go ahead. All right. So in la last week 50 criminals wait a second. Thats not la either. Thats philly. Thats 100 kids took a wawa apart. Thats the last time i let you guys smoke weed at the production meeting. Lets try it again. So out in california for gods sake. Whos working th...

[ ] [ ] yeah, baby all right [cheering and applause] okay yes yes happy happy monday, everybody. Good to see all of you. Good to see all of you, except for you. So at a Campaign Stop in pittsburgh, joe biden told supporters to send me to congress. I know. Its clarified that he actually meant to say [laughter] also in pittsburgh to the Police Department is reducing the number of cops on duty from 3 00 am to 7 00 pm and calls not considered in Progress Emergencies will not be assigned to a Telephone Reporting recording unit. Police agents will also be placing the sign on their precinct doors. [l...

Like a villain. There is a huge strike going on that can affect a business that is near and dear to all of us which means. There is a civil war at cinnabon and it is delicious. Greg did you think i was talking about the Writers Strike do you people even care . Missing hollywood writers is up there with missing geraldo, john lemon, and ham. What do i care. And workers at the cinnabon declared a strike and filed a civil rights complaint against their employer. The owner installed a policy banning political statements in the store, including pride flags. [laughter] pride flags. It is true. Execut...