Not good. we'll try to read between the lines and figure out what's happening behind closed doors. we'll get back to that in a moment and tell you what we think we know. back with the panel here. this is a special surprise, christmas surprise, part three. we have this beautiful picture of the first couple in the cross hall of the white house. and vogue came out with a rather scathing review of this photo. do we have it? called it surreal quality, called it a cardboard cut-out version, said they are, quote, very, very smiley. they are also holding hands. a move that famously out of character fo...