REVIEW: Theatre-on-screen performance has charm, but not enough magic
ONCE upon a time there was a glaikit Scottish elf called Hari who worked for Santa Claus in his Lapland retreat. One day, during a tea break, he took the North Star out of the Star Bag and, alongside his deer friends Prancer, Dancer and Vixen, he proceeded to play football with it. The problem was, reindeer are really good at football (what with having four legs and all), and they booted the North Star off the planet and into a supermassive black hole. With no North Star to guide him, Santa won’t be able to deliver his presents to the world’s children!