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If you thought beauty was in the eye of the beer holder, think again. Scientists have poured cold water

Mosquit mosquitos. sorry, people, not a beer goggle story. we found something, this actually is a new study and americans found out this summer but in 2011 french scientists came to this conclusion and japanese beat everyone between it discovering the link between beer and mosquitos in 2012. the rest of the world is keeping this crucial ma skoe toe osquit information from americans. the french scientists said mosquitos know that people who have consumed alcohol will be slower to notice bugs or defend themselves from bites. the french apparently think the mosquitos know. mosquito brains are not...

A very close resemblance to the first. next up, it's american history through beer goggle lenses there is a series premiering on comedy central tonight about american history, but with a new spin that will surely appeal to the college fraternity demographic. it's called drunk history, and it illustrates america's storied past through the account of an inebriated narrater whose impaired functions often blur the line between fact and fabrication. here is their version of the lincoln assassination. >> john wilkes boothçomes into their box and shoots lincoln in the head. after he shot lincoln, ...

Desire. that's the hook. by switching off the rational and decision making areas of the brain. it's the same thing. you know, kind of, right? >> brian: we have our scientists working on beer goggle studies? >> steve: uh-huh. they're turning off the white house tours. but we got those studies? the nation's capitol shut down today, it will be closed as it braces for maybe a foot of snow. peter doocy is live on the mall near the capitol with the very latest. sun is coming up and it's getting white down there. >> that's right. and sequestration last week didn't shut down dc, but snow questerration...

God i wish he would stop talking. wait, that was my voice. anthony i go to you first for no reason. could it be all of your relationships started because of beer goggles or her beer goggles and then she said, holy crap what happened? >> i depended on the beer goggle. >> you dated a one eyed woman? >> yes. i have taken girls for lasik so they have permanent beer goggles and never need to put them on. >> that's a great idea. you permanently can't tell if somebody is attractive. >> i have had great relationships from beer goggles but the thing is, you are right about the scientist thing and sim s...