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soften penalties for violent crimes including carjackings, murder and sexual assault! the upside? well, now the courts won't have to deal with violent offenders. they could be free to prosecute gas-oven owners, and it's about time! the overall city's criminal code includes reduced maximum sentences and the elimination of nearly all mandatory minimum sentences. this is crazy! there's also provisions that let violent criminals ask for early release 20 years into their sentences in case they were too stupid to demand they go to the women's jail. grow your hair out for god's sake. so ...

Years in prison for an armed carjacking. that's not something the courts ever hand out. if anyone could explain to me what he said i'll give you a lollipop and a foot massage right here right now. tyrus? >> i don't want those. i'm just going keep it to myself. >> greg: ok! but this is a penalty for armed carjacking, not having overdue tapes from blockbuster video. they should all be getting the 40-year maximum, the same penalty they used at blockbuster video. >> attention, gutfeld drivers... >> greg: to the person who wrote this blockbuster joke, what year do you think it is? blockbuster's las...