Lego refuse to build Trump's wall
Citing ethical reasons, the toy manufacturer said they would continue to make Star Wars-themed Death Stars but had declined to Donald Trump's request for a 'full-sized' one. Lego's rejection leaves Mr. Trump no choice but to assemble his 2,000-mile wall out of pulped copies of the Koran; held together with whatever the hell' he uses as hair glue. Despite being the nemesis of bare feet everywhere, Lego were keen to distance themselves from any negative publicity - withdrawing from plans for a Leg