Scores of Lord Bath's warring wifelets gathering at a memorial for the Lothario dubbed the Loins of Longleat... What could possibly go wrong!
Some of Lord Bath's wifelets - he notched up 75 in his lifetime - are hatching a plan for a memorial service with flowers, candles, self-penned poems and, quite possibly, a glass of fizz.
Source: dailymail.co.uk