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joe biden invited in, they're here. i haven't seen this many single men since they dug up kat's backyard. biting him in the ass, like he's backed into a hungry brian steltzer. faith-based spaces for fans will shelter up to 19 single adult illegal aliens each, that's 50 times 19. what does that amount to, kat? >> just kidding! >> greg: i'm sorry. unnecessary, really. we'll have a meeting after. i think that is less than a thousand, last week over twice that many arrived in new york. any other bright ideas, mr. mayor? do you have a vision? >> it is my vision toic tathe next step to thi...

Working with law enforcement. >> greg: i get it, it is not worth getting shot for overpriced leggings, i don't care how good they make my butt look. you didn't know because i'm always sitting, but now you know. if it is only merchandise, why can't we all steal them? only suckers are people who still pay for this crap. why not just hand out yoga pants at bus stops and street corners. no consequences has hit a dead and ugly end and prison may be only part of prison reform that, wos. this is where you clap. [applause] >> greg: all right. yeah, jimmy, you don't own anything worth stealing. is it h...

By KATE MAISEL | Stars and Stripes | Published: December 14, 2020 Thoughtful, entertaining gifts can be hard to find at the best of times. As the window closes on holiday shopping, it can seem all but impossible to find that special item that says “I thought of you, even if I bought this close to the last minute.” If this sounds all too familiar, we have a literary suggestion — and you might want to pick up one for yourself as well. Humor columnist Lisa Molinari has compiled her weekly missives into a book, “The Meat and Potatoes of Life: My True Lit Com.” The chapters are grouped...